What have you done!

What is the weirdest/wakiest thing you have ever done for money, or just list a few things you have done for money

...well...  a few things that I'm... not really proud of...

It all started when I was fourteen, I got kicked out of home and was living on the streets, a friend of mine introduced me to what would later become my bestfriend, you know it as crystalmeth. My addiction came rather fast, faster then the small amount of bills I had managed to steal from my mothers wallet could buy... It's amazing how quickly my clothes became torn and ratty, lol, I looked like your average street kid in a matter of a few days, I thought I would be able to steal enough money to get myself to that next hit, but I was wrong.

I had gone 6 days since my last hit, my skin was crawling it felt like it had bugs underneath it, the only thing left on my mind was getting that next batch of magic rocks, I was desperate. I started walking down the streets, looking for a chance to get money, any chance, whether I had to steal it or work for it I didn't care. A car pulled up besides me, at first I thought it was the cops so I was about to run, but it wasn't, it was an old yellow cab. It was only one guy in there, he was ugly and I think he smelt worse then me. He lent out and said, "I'm looking for a good time, think you can help me..?".

The thought of sleeping with him for money was disgusting, but my salvation from it would be when I got that next hit...  I didn't care, I just wanted to feel alive again, so I got into the car and as I got in I saw that the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as the A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go RIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I lol'd.

NOOOOOOOO, free mountain dew...gone? 

oh man saucy totally got me there ;(

though sucessfully predicated djang's would be a copy

HAHA

I worked at a deli for two days.

Oh, wait, I haven't gotten a paycheck.

Wait, were Djang and Saucy serious? ;___; I don't know... I don't think they are and I lol'd at the end, too. The only thing I've really done for money is just go to school, be a good boy, etc. and... Hmmm... Presents... Oh yeah, that one time I sang "It's a Small World After All" for a dollar. That was so worth it. I remember that I was on a skateboard while doing it.

Moo, they were joking. Your post is the best one so far.

I would do anything for a buck, the only thing is that I have not. I have even asked lifeguards at waterparks for money and went to buisnesses and asked for "a quick buck". Sadly, nothing worked 

Moo, they were joking. Your post is the best one so far.

Lol thanks. XD

;___; Beat the Pope...for 25 Cents

;___; Beat the Pope...for 25 Cents

You fail at being funny.

I walked down the street in the Bronx wearing a sandwhichboard that said "I hate niggers", but don't worry, I was doing it to protect the city from terrorists.

I walked down the street in the Bronx wearing a sandwhichboard that said "I hate niggers", but don't worry, I was doing it to protect the city from terrorists.

Are you Bruce Willis?

;___; Beat the Pope...for 25 Cents

You fail at being funny.

You fail at life for making fun of DAS.

Most of the people who posted in this thread has failed. Including myself

I killed a man.

I told my mom that if she gave me a 100 Rupees, (bout a dollar actually :O) then i'd do some work like watering the plants. As i expected, she forgot it in a while =D

I walked down the street in the Bronx wearing a sandwhichboard that said "I hate niggers", but don't worry, I was doing it to protect the city from terrorists.

Are you Bruce Willis?

... yes.

I climbed up the Eiffel Tower and jumped off, landing on Kojima, the guy who made Metal Gear Soild.


Well, it wasn't for money, it was for a Klondike bar.

I told my mom that if she gave me a 100 Rupees, (bout a dollar actually :O) then i'd do some work like watering the plants. As i expected, she forgot it in a while =D

RUPEES!!!! ZELDA!! WOO HOO! I like your story the best, man.

Rupees are Indian currency, Moo.

I know, but still. You I can't help to bring it up.