... or CHAV for short.
These not so sentient beings seek to make all life on earth degenerate into an ape like state that they are currently suspended in. If not for their vast numbers, the CHAV would have long been exstinct, having long proven to have an IQ lower than the shoe size of their Nike clad feet. The fenomenal numbers of these phenomenal creatures, may have something to do with a strange virus that both sexes carry in their genetalia, making them fant to fuck like crazy. These strange creatures are quite easy to spot in the wild habbitat, a British suburbia, because, like some strange nomandic clan they MUST ubhold a strict dress code... or else they will be banished from the CHAV community and branded a faggot - an ultimate chav insult.
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