Finish the proverb

modern algebra · August 05, 2007, 06:02:21 PM

Okay, new game. Just post the beginning of a proverb and give it a new ending.

For example:

Original:

If at first you don't succeed, ... try and try again

Modified:

If at first you don't succeed, ... kill Jared Leto.

Except make it funny, instead of stupid. You can use the same proverb someone else has used, and you can post as many versions of any proverb as you like. Go.

Lominisio · August 05, 2007, 06:04:08 PM

The early bird always gets the...

Forty · August 05, 2007, 06:16:17 PM

chevy

modern algebra · August 05, 2007, 07:59:20 PM

Don't bite the hand ...

(and try to put a proverb beginning as well as the ending to this, so that we can speed things up. i.e. if you finish a proverb, start a new proverb)

Forty · August 05, 2007, 08:22:39 PM

that rubs you.

A journey of a thousand miles must start...

Arrow · August 05, 2007, 08:48:22 PM

after one refills the gas tank.

He who is overcome by greed...

modern algebra · August 06, 2007, 12:56:49 AM

gets his head chopped off by Somalian

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(I'm really not so good at this. I should make games up that I'm good at from now on)

It is always darkest before...

Ciaron · August 06, 2007, 02:34:06 AM

spreading the cheeks. <.< (couldnt think of anything lol)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but....

Forty · August 06, 2007, 02:51:02 AM

my god why did you have to use a gun.

Keep your friends close and your enemies...

InfernoPhoenix · August 07, 2007, 11:23:25 PM

... in a tank of killer pirranhas.

Cleanliness is next to...

modern algebra · August 08, 2007, 10:55:22 PM

Quote from: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:23:25 PM
... in a tank of killer pirranhas.

Cleanliness is next to...

... an odd fellow named Patel. He's an inventor.

A penny saved is ...

EDIT:

Oh and <3 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my god why did you have to use a gun."

InfernoPhoenix · August 08, 2007, 11:13:13 PM

... is the last thing that goes throught your mind as you get swallowed up by a giant gerbil.

Where there's a will....

MrMoo · August 09, 2007, 12:07:54 AM

... There's money involved.

What you don't know...

InfernoPhoenix · August 09, 2007, 02:04:17 PM

... will eat you on monday.

You can't make an omlette....

Forty · August 10, 2007, 01:30:43 AM

without ten tons of lard

Its better to lose a battle than to...

Arrow · August 10, 2007, 02:55:52 AM

...give up your star trek action figure collection.

Behind every great man...

MrMoo · August 10, 2007, 02:58:37 AM

... is a gay guy bending forward.

One man's loss is another man's...

Forty · August 11, 2007, 01:56:06 PM

girlfriend.

Keep your friends close and your enemies...

modern algebra · August 11, 2007, 02:34:50 PM

... in the crosshairs

Discretion is the better part ...

BlAcKrAvEnScAr · August 12, 2007, 03:23:15 AM

of having sex.

If there was no life there would be...

Arrow · August 12, 2007, 06:42:48 AM

...chance to wreak molten death on the weakest parts of it.

A mind is a terrible thing...

Arithon · August 13, 2007, 02:47:26 PM

...without apple sauce

A home without a cat...

Nightwolf · August 14, 2007, 02:38:03 PM

is like a cat without a home?

No one is...

Forty · August 15, 2007, 10:50:30 PM

without pants.

Curiosity...

Arrow · August 18, 2007, 05:23:06 AM

IS MOST AROUSING!

When in doubt,...