Salvia

So now that I'm rolling in dough thanks to my new Stop & Shop job Iwasthiking of finally trying out salvia divinorum for the lulz. Since I'm house sitting for my dad while he's on vacation I'll have a nice empty house do it in.

Two questions:

1) Is there some sort of anonymous doctor phone number I can reach? I just want to make sure smoking this will be safe for me. I was given the number for an emergency room neurologist or something but that was years ago and don't trust my own neuro not to spill the beans to my parents, though salvia is legal. Edit: also, my neurologist is a Jew.
2) Do any of you know a supplier who could ship it to me in Connecticut within, say, a week of ordering?

Kill me if I become a stoner.

Landofshadows is not allowed to post in here.

I don't really have the answers but that actually sounds like something I'd like to try. Just get a friend to come over and watch you, to make sure you don't fuck anything up, although going by the read there seems to be no real indication of a negative 'trip' being experienced from it.

Oh and please do tell us how it goes if you manage to get some, I would love to know...

Just get a friend to come over and watch you, to make sure you don't fuck anything up

I have four friends, and I don't trust any of them (one is a Jew).

Salvia is like a normal drug, you start tripping at first, but then after you are done, its COMPLETELY FUCKED UP.

You start laughing at stuff, and then you temporarily lose your brain. You lose all thoughts, all Ideas. You have no idea where you are, and you have no idea what you were doing. And if you have a bad trip, you may even do horrible things.

But it's worth it.

To answer your questions,
1. It will be safe, however I recommend using a bong,  Just search for bong tutorials if your not experienced.
2. Salvia is 100% legal. Which means:
You can buy a bag of it here: http://everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Salvia_Divinorum__60X_Flavoured_Extracts.cfm?iProductID=3084
You can also buy a pre rolled joint here: http://everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Salvia_Joint.cfm?iProductID=4238

You can get a joint, but I've never tried it with a joint, my friend says it didn't get him as high as it does in a bong. But the joint might work, and the joint is cheaper.

I recommend salvia. And being a stoner isn't such bad, it's only bad if your addicted to a certain drug. But if Salvia is your first trip, you're in for a crazy one. 

Why did you link to the most expensive product with the worst flavors? The least expensive extract seems to have a better selection, but they're insistent on blackberry and blueberry.

I'm sold. I'll place an order this weekend or the next.

Edit:

International Standard Mail is used to send small packages overseas.
There is no tracking facility available, and no compensation for lost packages.
We are told that packages take around a week to arrive at their destination, however packages have been known to take as long as two months in extreme cases. For these reasons, we will only ship orders under £20 using this method.

Maybe I'll find another seller.

Why did you link to the most expensive product with the worst flavors? The least expensive extract seems to have a better selection, but they're insistent on blackberry and blueberry.

I'm sold. I'll place an order this weekend or the next.

Why do you want flavors? I use normal taste.

Also, Post your experience, Salvia is known for a small trip (tripping is usually 40 minutes for salvia, and a unknown after effect. The after effect is different everytime) So your experience may be over very quickly, and you probably won't know what just happened.

Why do you want flavors? I use normal taste.

'Cause then it's like smoking candy!

ITS A CANDY THAT IS PHYSCODELIC MAN. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN CHARLES.

Also edited my post above.   

'Cause then it's like smoking candy!

LOL~

Also lulz @ Jew thing

actually, Now that im reading back on this thread, I think you should try something like Marijuana first. If you want the Physcedelic stuff that Salvia brings, Try something way less complicated. Salvia is too fucked up for a beginer. A few sites say that the best Physcedelic drug to start on is Shrooms. If you like that do something else, Salvia is very complex.

http://everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Fly_Agaric_Mushrooms.cfm?iProductID=2308

But if you already bought them, then never mind 

Salvia is legal. An awkward Aryan guy like myself can buy it without worrying about the law.

Besides, I'd rather jump in the pool than test it with a toe.

Update: I've found a great website called www.grasscity.com. Getting it shipped here will cost $55, bong included. Let's hope I get hired this afternoon!

Does anyone else have any experience with any of the other 'legal highs' found on those sites? Any of them do anything worth while? Recommendations?

Ah, that's right, this stuff's outlawed in Australia, ain't it?