Apparently this site is not a joke!

http://theflatearthsociety.org/

Have a read around, it's basically lots of people telling them how stupid they are.

One topic you should probably read is their FAQ, which provides undeniable proof that the earth really is in fact a flat disc.

They explain gravity by saying that the earth is in fact constantly moving upwards at exactly 1G, amongst other things

They seem to have taken most things that would say otherwise - including obvious things such as people actually BEING in space of flying at high enough altitudes to see the curvature of the planet and taking photos - and debunked them all.

Incidentally, 3000x3002 LIES.

LOL!

Q: Why hasn’t this site been shut down by the government?

A: Doing so would prove that the government is hiding something.

More like to get a good laugh out of the site.

Q: "Please explain sunrises/sunsets."

A: It's a perspective effect.  Really, the sun is just getting farther away; it looks like it disappears because everything gets smaller and eventually disappears as it gets farther away.

Haha...  omg this is plain stupid.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

This is for real? four elephants and a turtle?

Q: "Please explain sunrises/sunsets."

A: It's a perspective effect.  Really, the sun is just getting farther away; it looks like it disappears because everything gets smaller and eventually disappears as it gets farther away.

Haha...  omg this is plain stupid.

No, actually I didn't read this question before. This completely contradicts what they said. If there were to be a moving away, the earth must go close to the sun again to get the rise or the set. Then, that doesn't go with the fact they said that the earth is always rising. >_>

BALLSACKS

Yeah, I went on there a long time ago, they're so stupid.

LIKE, I couldn't stop laughing.

The best part was:
Have you ever seen a round horizon?

DUMB ASSES

BOLLOCKS

 

Thanks for the laugh Silver

yeah they say photos can be faked. and that earth is accelerating at x speed which makes it be at the speed of light in a year or something seriously lets all merge brains and find a question they cant answer

yeah they say photos can be faked. and that earth is accelerating at x speed which makes it be at the speed of light in a year or something seriously lets all merge brains and find a question they cant answer

That should be easy. 
From what I remember, they have like tons of flaws everywhere. 

As P. T. Barnum famously said:

"There's a sucker born every minute."

Oh, they said on one page that they got some of their members? in schools teaching that the earth is flat.... 

 212530 Posts in 9005 Topics by 11458 Members. Latest Member:  Its round dumbass 

212530 Posts in 9005 Topics by 11458 Members. Latest Member:  Its round dumbass 

No shit

They're all idiots

Q: No way could the government possibly guard the entire Ice Wall!  It would take too many men!  Millions of men!

A: Not really.  You could do it with a few hundred and some basic equipment.

That the earth is flat is one, but that when you set a few hundred men guard the whole circle, thats insane.

Q: "Why are other celestial bodies round but not the Earth?"

A: The Earth is not one of the other planets.  The Earth is special and unlike the other bodies in numerous ways.

Yes, Yes, i found and answer that is true!

Q: "Why are other celestial bodies round but not the Earth?"

A: The Earth is not one of the other planets.  The Earth is special and unlike the other bodies in numerous ways.

It's because we have them....now if only they left, we would be normal.

No, than we will be the smart planet: we are now normal cause those stupid guys are still here.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

This is for real? four elephants and a turtle?

Isnt that off the disk world books?

What would the elephants and turtle be standing on?

A basketball

And what would that be on?

Neverending bottomless hole

There's a giant floating super cockroach. He's the strongest thing ever seen, and he holds the whol earth on his shoulders. This is because only he could survive a  nuclear war. So everyobody: respect to the cockroach, or the whole world will die!

Lol cockroach

As if...















Do cockroaches have shoulders?

Dont you think im telling the truth? I whink ill suggest in on the site, maybe they agree with me

They'll agree with anything stupid Try it

Okay i did it. Please all give me feedback so they think it really is true ! Maybe that will come in the FAQ too! Heres the link:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=15415.0

Lol, this is fun

Taking the mick out of complete goons

Just like Goths and Chavs, Goths always win

I'm fairly certain this site is a joke.

I'm fairly certain this site is a joke.

No, it's totally legit...

Nope, from the language the "believers" use, it seems very likely that it was set up as a joke by some friends. They pretend they believe in it because it's funny, and it is. Like the turtle thing, that's clearly a reference to a native american legend, of a tribe of which there are few living members (I think there's none, actually). I would say it is probably meant to be a mockery of conspiracy theories, or just a joke. Either way, it's not serious.

Lol, that site is nice =D

I'm fairly certain this site is a joke.

Rmrk isn't a joke

apparently none of them have been to canada. or on a boat.

Bollocks

They probably all live in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

Moose Jaw... lol

A. If the world was flat, all the water would have fallen off, along with Japan.

B. It is only a matter of time until America takes over the other side.

Q: "Please explain sunrises/sunsets."

A: It's a perspective effect.  Really, the sun is just getting farther away; it looks like it disappears because everything gets smaller and eventually disappears as it gets farther away.

Haha...  omg this is plain stupid.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

This is for real? four elephants and a turtle?

The one with 4 elephants and a turtle is from Discworld by some guy who wrote a couple of stories based on discworld. (Really bad description)

Whats on the other side is America II.

The north of the other side is Canadia.

What would the elephants and turtle be standing on?

A basketball

Winner.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/

Have a read around, it's basically lots of people telling them how stupid they are.

One topic you should probably read is their FAQ, which provides undeniable proof that the earth really is in fact a flat disc.

They explain gravity by saying that the earth is in fact constantly moving upwards at exactly 1G, amongst other things

They seem to have taken most things that would say otherwise - including obvious things such as people actually BEING in space of flying at high enough altitudes to see the curvature of the planet and taking photos - and debunked them all.

Incidentally, 3000x3002 LIES.

The shear lack of intelligence of that makes me want to kill those idiots.
And we wonder why there are so many stupid people in the world.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/

Have a read around, it's basically lots of people telling them how stupid they are.

One topic you should probably read is their FAQ, which provides undeniable proof that the earth really is in fact a flat disc.

They explain gravity by saying that the earth is in fact constantly moving upwards at exactly 1G, amongst other things

They seem to have taken most things that would say otherwise - including obvious things such as people actually BEING in space of flying at high enough altitudes to see the curvature of the planet and taking photos - and debunked them all.

Incidentally, 3000x3002 LIES.

The shear lack of intelligence of that makes me want to kill those idiots.
And we wonder why there are so many stupid people in the world.

I like how you posted this mere minutes after your little posting spree in the debate board

If you think I will get angry because you are trying to insinuate that I am stupid I am sorry to disappoint you.

If you think I will get angry because you are trying to insinuate that I am stupid I am sorry to disappoint you.

I wouldn't mess around with Roph, BRS.

Srsly.

What D:

And anyway, I wasn't accusing stupidity, I was accusing hypocrisy. Though the two are linked sometimes.

this is my favorite one so far-

"Q: "What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?"

A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites can't orbit the Earth.  The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites."
 

this is my favorite one so far-

"Q: "What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?"

A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites can't orbit the Earth.  The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites."
 

Nice.

Still clearly a joke

http://theflatearthsociety.org/

Have a read around, it's basically lots of people telling them how stupid they are.

One topic you should probably read is their FAQ, which provides undeniable proof that the earth really is in fact a flat disc.

They explain gravity by saying that the earth is in fact constantly moving upwards at exactly 1G, amongst other things

They seem to have taken most things that would say otherwise - including obvious things such as people actually BEING in space of flying at high enough altitudes to see the curvature of the planet and taking photos - and debunked them all.

Incidentally, 3000x3002 LIES.

The shear lack of intelligence of that makes me want to kill those idiots.
And we wonder why there are so many stupid people in the world.

Sheer.