Ask your residing Martian

[Zeriab]

People have started asking me questions, so I though I might as well create a topic where I don't have to keep repeating the questions.
Oh, and if you ask me about something I don't like I am going to eat you.
Fire away

Is not kind in this topic !_!

[Esmeralda]

What is it you don't like?

[SirJackRex]

Will you destroy earth with giant laser beams?

[Kokowam]

Will you ever make a scripting tutorial that is simple?
Will you ever teach me RGSS?
Will you ever give me some Martian technology?
Will you teach me to be a Martian?
Will you let me reveal your name?

[SirJackRex]

Will you ever bring us to the Great Altree?

[Irock]

Can you post your picture?

[Leventhan]

Will you force us to take you to our leader? *Just kidding*

Arrr!
Will ye tell me how ye made that fancy Martian avatar?

[SirJackRex]

Can we breed with each other?

[Leventhan]

Ewwww.....

Will you let us worship you?

[Zeriab]

Just came back from a visit to my home planet

@Ferenn:
You 

@SirJackRex:
No, I am too lazy. Besides, there are more fun ways to destroy earth
Destroying earth with giant laser beams takes too little time.

@Mastermoo:
5.times {p 'No!'}
Behave or I will eat you.

@SirJackRex:
I came to earth in search of The Great Altree.
As soon as I find The Great Altree I am leaving earth forever

@Irock:
*points at avatar*
I also attached a photo to this post. Stupid paparazzi;_;
At least they tasted nicely

@Leventhan:
Nope, you walk to slowly. Besides I already know who your leader is.
My avatar is a picture me. landofshadows fixed it up so it looks nicely
*hugs landofshadows*

@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

@Leventhan:
Sure
If you get too annoying you end up either as dinner for me or DS's slave !

[SirJackRex]

Who is your leader?

I thought the Altree's root came from Mars...DAMN

One more:
Will humans ever find life on mars, or will you hide from us?

[Kokowam]

Wtf? Why is the martian named "Abe?" o.o

[Zeriab]

@SirJackRex:
I won't tell.   
I do not know whether or not humans ever will be capable of finding life on Mars even if we do not hide.
Maybe we will for fun reveal ourselves and look at the humans stunned faces. That would be awesome 

@mastermoo420:
Abe was the name of the photographer.

[Kokowam]

How'd you learn Engrish? OH WAIT! You guys have the gift of Human Tongues. Who is the alien? What's it's name and is it you?

[SirJackRex]

Could you post some Martian for us?

[Kokowam]

No use, our puny human computer's can't take the advanced Martian language.

[Leventhan]

Well then ask for a martian computer first!

[Kokowam]

But I already asked him if we could have some Martian technology but he said no.

[Leventhan]

......I've got nothin'

[SirJackRex]

@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

Aren't I entitled to green children...   
Well, what color are you Martians?

John Carter of Mars says there are green, blue and red. Plus a human like martian.

[Zeriab]

@mastermoo420:
I warned ya !_!
*Zeriab takes a bite out off mastermoo420*
Mmmm.... Delicious
I'll be saving the rest for next time

@SirJackRex:
mastermoo420 already gave you the answer

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@SirJackRex:
Racist !_!
Just kidding
Can't you tell yourself though?

Actually Martians are very beautiful
Problem is that our eyesight is different from yours, so I can't really answer it because I do know not how you see it.

[Kokowam]

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

[SirJackRex]

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it! 

[Deliciously_Saucy]

I'm not going to say something you don't like but can you eat me anyway?

[Kokowam]

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it! 

Give me a quote where I specifically said "EAT ME, ZERIAB" other than this post in which I asked for those exact words. And eat DS! She can join me in the stomach of a Martian.