Ask a Master Riddler

I've studied riddles for some time now, and I could make you guys spontaneusly combust just by trying to solve my riddles.

Ask Away....

Could you post up some riddles for us to do?

Arrr...!!!
I'll post 3 first out of 52436 riddles I have.
Please answer in order.

Riddle#1
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Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What am I ?
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Riddle#2
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What is louder than a stone ?
And faster than a snail ?
Lives longer then a mayfly ?
Is wider than nail ?
What flies farther than a dog ?
Is blunter than a sword ?
Is fierier than water ?
And has a treasure hoard ?


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Riddle#3
Oft I must strivewith wind and wave,
battle them both when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land.
In lying still I am strong in the strife;
If I fail in that they are stronger than I,
And wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep.
I can master both if my grip holds out, If the rocks bring succour and lend support, strengh in the struggle.
Ask me my name !

Clues might be necessary, anyone need 'ome clues?

Arrr...!!!
I'll post 3 first out of 52436 riddles I have.
Please answer in order.

Riddle#1
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Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What am I ?
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Riddle#2
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What is louder than a stone ?
And faster than a snail ?
Lives longer then a mayfly ?
Is wider than nail ?
What flies farther than a dog ?
Is blunter than a sword ?
Is fierier than water ?
And has a treasure hoard ?


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Riddle#3
Oft I must strivewith wind and wave,
battle them both when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land.
In lying still I am strong in the strife;
If I fail in that they are stronger than I,
And wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep.
I can master both if my grip holds out, If the rocks bring succour and lend support, strengh in the struggle.
Ask me my name !

Clues might be necessary, anyone need 'ome clues?

Lol Imma gonna try solve these 

Riddle #1 - Bagpipe 

Riddle #2- Pirate ship 

Riddle #3- Anchor

;P Well I tried

No idea. Clues might be good.

Arrr!
Congratulations to landsmen Ferenn.
you solved riddle#3!
Answer=anchor

;DGood Job Ferenn

Clues---Riddle#1:It's Alive !
            Riddle#2: Also Alive, some kind of lizard.

I think 1 = snake.
2 = Mosquito or Dragonfly?

I gots a riddle for you: What do they called a quarter-pounder with cheese in France?

Neither Mosquitos nor dragonflies are lizards

1)dont know, snake kind of fits it
2) The only thing i can think of that can possibly match that is a dragon

I have one for you then. (maybe you have heard this one)

In a world where 1 is 2, 5 is 5, and 8 is 7, What appears when you multiply 331 with 3 without heaven and earth?

LOL! I forgot the second one was a lizard.

Haha, Matey Crested_Booka, I KNOW almost all riddles and that riddle is from .hack//sign when bear, blackrose and tsukasa were doing a quest. Right?

The answer Is EGG, It must be correct, I bet my master riddler reputation on it

Mastermoo420, your 2nd riddle answer is almost correct in a way.

Dragonfly?

a Dragon?

THis riddle has always stumped me... I hate it.

(2+x)(4+x)
Solve for x...
Algebra!

It is a riddle

--mastermoo420
I don't know
Damn french...

-Angelic_Diablo
Riddle#2 answer's is= a dragon, correct !
Algebra is such a pain.
 x equals...... -2 or negative 2.
Ha ! I solved it in less than 60 sec.

Aren't there anyone who can solve the 1st riddle ?
Should I move on?

Why do you wear that gay green jumpsuit with all those question marks?

Was "snake" wrong? T_T Also, a quarter pounder with cheese in France is called a "royale with cheese." As Vincent Vega says, "They got the metric system over there. They don't know what a quarter pounder is." Watch Pulp Fiction.

-holkeye
Cuz I must wear something. Otherwise it'll be nude 

-mastermoo420
 

Could you give us the answers and give us more riddles?

yeah your right.  I made a questionare game last semmister with a friend (he did the programming and i did everything else) and that was the last question on there.  (It was also rated the hardest in the whole class  )

also, on a side note i said Dragon first but it doesnt really matter.

also, last friday while i was cutting some catfish, i realized fish dont really have feet either...  so is it a fish of some sort?

ooo this just hit me too, a worm?

worm is my best guess for the first one too

how about this:
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

Because he was already drunk XD I don't get the egg thing...

331 times 3 is 993 punch it in a calculator and then spin it around and it looks like EGG

@Crested - but 1 is 2 therefore 331*3 is 996?
and that doesn't say egg
what's the point of the numbers in the beginning, and without heaven or earth means to flip over the calculator?

I know you didnt' make it, but I still don't get most of the logic to the answer

Lol. I agree with the first part of 1 is 2. It should be 332 and 2 is 1. The other numbers are there to confuse you. And I guess "without heaven or earth" means to do something. XD

yeah your right.  I made a questionare game last semmister with a friend (he did the programming and i did everything else) and that was the last question on there.  (It was also rated the hardest in the whole class  )

also, on a side note i said Dragon first but it doesnt really matter.

also, last friday while i was cutting some catfish, i realized fish dont really have feet either...  so is it a fish of some sort?

ooo this just hit me too, a worm?

I know you said dragon first I dont take all the wrap for that. just some.

Answers=ship,dragon,anchor...

Fish IS a .....FISH !

On the number riddles(EGG)
It reads 366-EGG, see?
The first line is a bluff.

Riddle#4
What has four heels and flies ?

A horsefly. XD Also, can you fully explain the egg one?