Ask a ninja

Xaith · May 30, 2007, 08:53:41 PM

yes. boys and girls, i'm a ninja.
i have documents to PROVE that i am indeed a ninja.
ask me anything

ninja face -----> (=_=) LOL

Esmeralda · May 30, 2007, 09:16:38 PM

Can you show pics of the document, please?

And can you melt into shadows?

Xaith · May 31, 2007, 06:09:30 AM

he who sees the document must die a long and painfull death that includes castration with a fork.
in order to see said document you first pass the final ninja exam
...
besides, my camera's dead...

and yes, i can melt into shadows, as you call it. it's really not a very hard thing to do, only i can not explain it to a non ninja person like yourself.

Nightwolf · May 31, 2007, 06:34:08 AM

ARE NINJAS FUCKING PEDOS?!?!??!

Xaith · May 31, 2007, 07:49:50 AM

no, we are not.
expect a ninja to kill you at your house at 9pm.

Nightwolf · May 31, 2007, 07:51:57 AM

I sure will and will astonish him with my skills.

landofshadows · May 31, 2007, 11:27:33 AM

I was a Ninja once... I was jumping through ally ways and throwing shurkens at people... Then I headed to the docks and done more of the same... After a while I died...

So I switched off the Sega Master system and threw Shinobi in the Bin...

Few years later Shadow Dancer came out and again I was again a Ninja !!!

My Question to a Ninja is... Where do you get all the weapons from ?

Nightwolf · May 31, 2007, 01:17:13 PM

IF JOO WERE A NINJA JOO SHOULD KNOWETH.

Ninjas do not reveal their source of weapons, because if they do, people try to get there, and when people get there they get a horrible death.

*insert scary ninja music and foggy mountain scenes*

Kaitenshin · August 03, 2007, 09:14:26 AM

How do you kill a ninja?

Knownot · August 03, 2007, 09:59:10 AM

how many hot female ninjas have you slept with

Forty · September 18, 2007, 11:31:25 PM

He is obviously not a ninja for he would not tell everyone.

Xaith, Im afraid u have to be killed now, were putting u down.

slayer666 · April 14, 2008, 05:54:16 PM

Are you a NINJA,NINJA,NINJA?no i'm kidding.Fuck you you poser!!!!ruining it for the real ninja's.

Zylos · April 14, 2008, 05:56:13 PM

Stop necroposting, slayer666.

Kefka · April 19, 2008, 03:41:13 AM

Do you hate naruto?

SexualBubblegumX · April 19, 2008, 06:32:14 AM

Quote from: Kaitenshin on August 03, 2007, 09:14:26 AM
How do you kill a ninja?

Send a Viking after it.

Nightwolf · April 19, 2008, 06:39:26 AM

why did you leave the forum without answering so many pending questions?

SexualBubblegumX · April 19, 2008, 06:40:21 AM

Because he pissed off a Viking then died.

haloOfTheSun · April 19, 2008, 07:50:22 AM

Oh hey, old topic. Nice to see you again.