Ask a ninja

yes. boys and girls, i'm a ninja.
i have documents to PROVE that i am indeed a ninja.
ask me anything

ninja face -----> (=_=) LOL

Can you show pics of the document, please?

And can you melt into shadows?

he who sees the document must die a long and painfull death that includes castration with a fork.
in order to see said document you first pass the final ninja exam
...
besides, my camera's dead...

and yes, i can melt into shadows, as you call it. it's really not a very hard thing to do, only i can not explain it to a non ninja person like yourself.

ARE NINJAS FUCKING PEDOS?!?!??!

no, we are not.
expect a ninja to kill you at your house at 9pm.

I sure will and will astonish him with my skills.

I was a Ninja once... I was jumping through ally ways and throwing shurkens at people... Then I headed to the docks and done more of the same... After a while I died...

So I switched off the Sega Master system and threw Shinobi in the Bin...

Few years later Shadow Dancer came out and again I was again a Ninja !!!



My Question to a Ninja is... Where do you get all the weapons from ?

IF JOO WERE A NINJA JOO SHOULD KNOWETH.

Ninjas do not reveal their source of weapons, because if they do, people try to get there, and when people get there they get a horrible death.

*insert scary ninja music and foggy mountain scenes*

How do you kill a ninja?

how many hot female ninjas have you slept with

He is obviously not a ninja for he would not tell everyone.

Xaith, Im afraid u have to be killed now, were putting u down.

Are you a NINJA,NINJA,NINJA?no i'm kidding.Fuck you you poser!!!!ruining it for the real ninja's.

Stop necroposting, slayer666.

Do you hate naruto?

How do you kill a ninja?

Send a Viking after it.

why did you leave the forum without answering so many pending questions?

Because he pissed off a Viking then died.

Oh hey, old topic. Nice to see you again.