Ask a fatty.

[Djangonator]

I am so fat.

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I am so fat.

no. Your not.

[Djangonator]

Yes. I am.

[Rukishou]

I read from the title that someone is supposed to ask me something.

Ask a fatty.

Is this correct?
If so, ask on!

[Djangonator]

Hey hey hey...there's only room for one of us.

Seriously. Move over a bit, your elbow is jamming into my backfat.

[Rukishou]

Backfat? Your backfat? *Looks at where my elbow is pointed at.* Oh my, I'm so sorry! I thought it was just my ass! 

[Esmeralda]

Ever been on 'The biggest loser'?

[Djangonator]

Ever been on 'The biggest loser'?

Pfft. PFFFFFFFFT. No thanks.

[Nightwolf]

lol biggest loser.

How thing are you?

[Djangonator]

Thing what?

[Falcon]

How does it feel being vastly inferior to us skinny and muscular people?

[Kokowam]

How does it feel being vastly vast compared to others (I am not an "other" T_T)?

[Djangonator]

How does it feel being vastly inferior to us skinny and muscular people?

We'll see who's inferior when I have you with sauteed onions.

How does it feel being vastly vast compared to others (I am not an "other" T_T)?

It affects them more, being that I have the whole "my own force of gravity" going on

[Kokowam]

LOL! Nice answers! XD But seriously, how much do you weigh and how much do people of your height at your age usually weight?

[Falcon]

We'll see who's inferior when I have you with sauteed onions.

Maybe, but when skinny people and fat people get chased by a bear, somehow the fat person always dies....

Anyways:

Have you ever made a weight limit exceed? (elevator, etc)

Have you ever gotten in to fights over weight?

[Djangonator]

LOL! Nice answers! XD But seriously, how much do you weigh and how much do people of your height at your age usually weight?

OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...but srsly, not gonna say. You're not s'posed to ask a girl that question >8U

We'll see who's inferior when I have you with sauteed onions.

Maybe, but when skinny people and fat people get chased by a bear, somehow the fat person always dies....

Anyways:

Have you ever made a weight limit exceed? (elevator, etc)

Have you ever gotten in to fights over weight?

Bears are fat people that don't shave.

I have to take the stairs because I'm fatty-fat-fat.

There are no fights with me. I am the immediate victor. I use my girth to smash the puny ones.

[Irock]

How high can you jump, if at all?

[Djangonator]

How high can you jump, if at all?

3.754 inches.

4 on a good day.

[Irock]

Does it hurt your feet ever?

[Djangonator]

Does it hurt your feet ever?

Often, but you grow used to it.

[Dwarra?]

Can you roll over to my house, I baked cookies

[Djangonator]

Can you roll over to my house, I baked cookies

HELL YES

[Ebichu]

Djang, what's your opinion about age gaps in relationships. Say, she: 15 he: 24.  Would you think that would work?  ho ho ho.

[Knownot]

Do you like pie?
Whats your favourite pie?

[Djangonator]

Djang, what's your opinion about age gaps in relationships. Say, she: 15 he: 24.  Would you think that would work?  ho ho ho.

Can he cook?

Do you like pie?
Whats your favourite pie?

Pie-flavored-pie, of course.