Do your parents really sound that way?
My ma really does. As do the rest of her family.
Do you really have like tumbleweeds going around all over the place ?_?
My childhood has taught my that Texas is like this pretty barren wasteland with a bar every few hundred miles. Like wherever they get married in Kill Bill.
Some places in Texas are purdy barren, tumbleweeds and all. Mostly, it's all towards the west and along the Rio Grande. East Texas is pretty scenic- heck, we even got a national park (Big Bend National Park, to be precise).
does your football team really suck?
and ten gallon hats?
HAHAHA, don't even try and pretend that your silly little USC is anywhere as good as UT. \m/ HOOK 'EM HORNS. Also, HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS? What about 'em? Better than an team Cali-forn-i-yay has to offer up? That's what I thought.
Also, yes. The hats. I live in the Ft. Worth area, tons of rodeos/stock shows, etc. It's a popular fashion for many, even if they ain't the workin' type, to wear a cowboy hat. You can find them on a variety of specimen such as:
-5-year-old children
-Older guys who think they are as tough as Johnny Cash
-City slickers who like to pretend they come from the country
-Orange-tan barwhores (these cowboy hats come in colors like hot pink and leopard-spots)
-Tourists who wanna fit in
And many more.