So, what can I do to get you to eat a hamburger?
You'll prabaly be like 'I'm not going to eat one'...
But I've made a sacred oath to Thor that one day, I'll convince Nightwolf to eat a hamburger. I shall let it be known for now and untill The Ragnarok, ONE DAY NIGHTWOLF WILL EAT A HAMBURGER!
Since the topic is food, this counts as on topic... I think.