I have a funny joke...

Hilly Billy joke

A guy was travelling to the country side when he reached upon a lake. The hilly billy was sitting under the shade of a tree. The traveller asked,"Is this water shallow enough to drive on?" The hilly billy nodded and the traveller went it. His car drowned and he came out wet and struggling for breath.
"ARE YOU MAD!" he exclaimed, "You told the water was shallow enough to drive on! But it's very deep, about 10 feet deep! I could've drowned and died in there!"
The Hilly Billy shrugged and said, "It comes up to the waist of the ducks!"

Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

 

I have no regrets not knowing that song 

The song is Whistle While you Work. (  Heh, get it?)

And I found the hill billy joke pretty funny.

And the blond one is also pretty funny.

Don't know if this has been posted, but I'm not reading through four pages~


What's better then winning a gold medal at the Paralympic Games?

Being able to walk.

HAHAHA! 

Very funny!

"Doctor Doctor! My husband thinks he's a refridgerator!"
"Bring him next week, i am not free till then?"
"Next week! No sleep for 7 days!!!"
"How is this related to sleep!?"
"When he snores, light comes out of his mouth"

"Doctor Doctor, My husband thinks he's a chocolate bar!"
"Well, atleast he's only half-nuts!"

"Doctor Doctor, my wife things she's a parking lot-collector thingy"
"Bring her in tomorrow"
"Can't, the parking lady will take the money out of her mouth next week and she will be free only then"

"Doctor! Help me, i like bowties!"
"What's wrong with that, i prefer them too"
"Really? Raw or Cooked?"


"Doctor Doctor! Help me! My wife washes the car everyday!"
"What's wrong in that? I thought husbands love it if there wife wash the car"
"In the Bathtub!??"

A mom came to a doctor with her son. She was angry, "Doctor can a 6 year old perform an appendix surgeory?"
"Ofcourse not!"
"See Jonny? Now you put that back!"

"Doctor Doctor! My husband thinks he's a refridgerator!"
"Bring him next week, i am not free till then?"
"Next week! No sleep for 7 days!!!"
"How is this related to sleep!?"
"When he snores, light comes out of his mouth"

"Doctor Doctor, My husband thinks he's a chocolate bar!"
"Well, atleast he's only half-nuts!"

"Doctor Doctor, my wife things she's a parking lot-collector thingy"
"Bring her in tomorrow"
"Can't, the parking lady will take the money out of her mouth next week and she will be free only then"

"Doctor! Help me, i like bowties!"
"What's wrong with that, i prefer them too"
"Really? Raw or Cooked?"


"Doctor Doctor! Help me! My wife washes the car everyday!"
"What's wrong in that? I thought husbands love it if there wife wash the car"
"In the Bathtub!??"

A mom came to a doctor with her son. She was angry, "Doctor can a 6 year old perform an appendix surgeory?"
"Ofcourse not!"
"See Jonny? Now you put that back!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

One of the best so far!

REZ!

Spoiler for The Joke:

There was a Korean guy (I'm hating against myself XD) who like to eat dogs. He knew a bit of English and moved to America. He saw a hot dog selling place when he said "HEY! They sell dog here, too!" He went in and bought a hot dog and then just put the plate down and didn't eat. When the manager asked him what was wrong, the Korean man said "I don't eat this part of the dog"

I pissed myslef at that last one!

Isn't that just a fake stereo type?

Teacher:- Steve, if your father had 10$ and you asked him for 5$ then how much would he have left with him?
Steve:- 10$
Teacher:- WTF, YOU DONT KNOW YOUR MATH!
Steve:- You don't know my father!

That's pretty funny....

Isn't that just a fake stereo type?

It's a joke... Also, I'm Korean. XD