"Facts are useless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." Homer Jay Simpson
"I do not know what weapons WWIII will be fought with but i know WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones" Albert Einstein
"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." from In Memoriam, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
"all your base are belonging to us!" awful fantasy 3
"the grapes damb it, it's alway's the grapes!"
Funny anagrams:
Desperation=A rope ends it
Mother in law=Woman hitler
Lottery machine=Money lost in 'em
Election results=Lies lets recount
Dormitory=Dirty room
Snooze alarms=Alas! No more Z's
Eleven plus two=Twelve plus one
Cosmetic surgery="Yes, I correct mugs."
The IRS=Theirs!
Public relations=Crap, built on lies
Astronomer=Moon starer
Dementia="Detain me."
Internet chat rooms=The moron interacts
The eyes!=They see!
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