Confessions

OMG, another girl! :=

And yeah, that sucks.

Once I've gotten drunk when I went out and a female friend of mine was trying to khook up that one guy. To be honest, it looked like she couldn't decide to pull whom: me or him. O_o
Anyways, I told her "My God, why don't you just try?" and she's like "I don't want to turn out to be a slut...". When I talked to that guy and when I told him he should pull her, he said "I'm not so sure if she's after me. It kinda looks to me as that she's after you.". Of course I was like "WTF?!". That was going on like an hour while the three of us were dancing. (-_-')
Anyways, she went to the bathroom and I was like "Should I...? Meh, who cares.". I sent her an SMS with the text "Would you be a slut if I pulled you?!". She didn't notice it until the next day. She sent me an SMS and wrote "What was that supposed to mean?" I was like "I have no idea. Must've been the alcohol. I don't remember.". I was playing dumb of course.

I WAS drunk, but I always remember stuff that happens. I'm such a badass liar... (-_-')

My Confession.

I once went looking for sesame street when I was a kid... remember the theme tune "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street"... Well like a dumb arse I thought it was a real place (I was like 8 or some thing)...

I got lost... I had crossed several roads, I was told never to cross, I had gone across some feilds and through peoples Gardens...

I never did find Sesame street, and finding my way home was hard to...

When I did get home my Family hadn't even been looking for me, but I told them my story and they grounded me, sat me down & told me Sesame street doesn't exsist.

Oh thats horrible. D: xD
YES I am 19.

Jeez. I gotta figure out another confession. Er. Dunno if this is a confession or not but it happened to me D:

I always got picked on in school, well, I was one day venting to my friend about it, and that this dorkwad (Being NICE NICE HERE WITH WORDS. o.o)  was going to get his head blown off with a gun if I ever snapped. Well... that same dorkwad had eavesdropped and went up to the teacher reporting that I DID have a gun in my bag and that I WAS going to shoot him. D<

I really wanted to after that. I got 3 days suspension from school. My bag was dumped out, got a permanent taint on my record. D< All because of some... freaking DORKWAD. o.o (Is be nice nice with words, yus. >< )

Damn, I thought you said " I DID have a gun, and I WAS going to shoot him. Lol, still funny though.

LOS: I cried when I found that out. :'(

Blizz: So, uh, does that make you an un-successful sexual predator...?


Confession: All of the clocks in my apartment are set to 11:11.

Once I joined a forums to spam it, but I got attached so I started to try and not spam as much...

FINE, I ADMIT

I put boobies on sprites sometimes.

I have a confession.

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

You badass

And i stole a cookie from the same cookie jar.


@_@

I lied when I typed this here:

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12046.msg152413.html#msg152413

I lied when I typed this here:

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12046.msg152413.html#msg152413

That's an odd thing to lie about.. o_O You evil basterd...

Me and Arlen are in love. You should read some of the PMs he sends me

lol, somehow i dont want to know.

- I cut off Nightwolf's hand for stealing from my jar-

No, really? I once hid donuts in my room for a month so my mom wouldnt take them. They dissapeared one day.

lol, somehow i dont want to know.

- I cut off Nightwolf's hand for stealing from my jar-

No, really? I once hid donuts in my room for a month so my mom wouldnt take them. They dissapeared one day.

your mom found them.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

That is so fucked up.

EDIT:

I distracted a store clerk (mom and pop operation) while my friend stole a bunch of guitars and slide them underneath a fence at the back of the store. Man, I still regret that every time I play.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

That is so fucked up.

Yeh, but unlike yours I don't regret it... I guess that says a lot.. *Shifty Eyes*


Confession: I just accidentally deleted all the files on my mom's digital camera that had her only pic's of my new baby niece.. 

slydeltah: There's a little button that says "Modify" on all of your posts, just use that next time you need to add more info' instead of double posting.

I was banned once.

A few years ago me and my mates snuck out of his house (at 12 midnight) to go to anutha mates house to terrorise it...
We took a paintball gun and toilet paper...
LOL It took 3 hours to get there and back...
We walked.
He's a dickanus and still doesnt know it was us...
The next time I was at his house we snuck out to this girls house just to chat...
My Mum found out that time...
She told me to never go out at that time of the night AGAIN!!!
but I still do...
Last time we snuck out to the graveyard to get stoned and drunk...
The Freaking Graveyard...
I lay on a long grave that had a flat top and a big gravestone...
Was quite comfortable...
 

You're soo mean.....


COOL!!!

into a graveyard? youre brave
well if u were stoned then maybe you wouldnt be so scared after all lol

Back in highschool, I showed up drunk numerous times.

I got so freakin' drunk on last day of high school. That was the worst hangover I've ever had. xD

I broke a Bone in my foot, for weeks ago. And I still am not going to the Doctor. I hate the Doctor.

LMAO! At that day I was drunk I think I also broke a bone in my foot. It was tumid for two weeks and still hurting for another 6.

i tell people i broke my arm snowboarding by going down a cliff.

I really just fell on ice.

I have stolen bodge's ex-avatar and used it for at least a week. (The avatar where that guy who smashed his hands, arms and head on the keyboard.)

I'm a Christian who looks at porn.