What if. . .

then I would go Neo on my teachers' arses.

what if crankeye.com WAS the matrix

i would hack into crankeye.com and be all powerful

what if i was already all powerful?

THEN I WOULD RULE THE WORLD WHAHAHAH

what if ever rom you could download worked

Noone would buy that silly XBox anymore.

What if Bush wasn't reelected?

then most of the chances that i was elected.

what if there were 100 hours a day?

then hours would be very short/i wouldn't live to 80  :O_o:

What if we're all clones?

Then we would have a huge army ready for nothing.

 What if I just ate a pancake for breakfast?

Then I'd ask, cold or warm? Cause cold is quite normal here actually.

Vacuumcleaning or watch a film downstairs?

I would have to say watching TV. . .

 What if there was no color red?

then our blood would be clear!

what if there were no languages

Then we'd all be talking in morse code .....

What if teh letter a didnt exist?

A lot of words would be very funny.

 What if I didn't have a brother??

we would have peace. . (ALELUIAAAAA)

What if...........................Hitler was never born?

then social class wouldve been much shorter

what if i was never born?

(yes By the way ^^)

 What a wounderful thing that would be, huh?
 
 What if my PJ's were not British. lol.

then it was german.

what if no one did invent the phone?

Everyone would have pidgeons to deliver messages with.

[no answer than]

what if there was no number 6?

my infamous number would be no more, and instead, i would have a different one...

(btw, it's "then" and not "than"- than indicated comparison: more than and then indicated time, i smoked and then i droped dead)

What if i really was an american and i didn't give a shit?
(i don't give a shit, but i'm no american :O_o: )

then you would smoke more then you normally do

what if i wasnt an american who doesnt give a s**t

then you wouldn't. simple as that.

What if i was a Dragon that was named Yologgaygernatinaty?

Everyone would call you dragon, cause your name would be too difficult to pronounce.

What if I tell you that Bush did a bad thing, 'freeing' Iraq?

then i'll get myself all the way to the states and kill him with a knife

what if the states in the usa weren't united?

there would be alot of confusion and mixing up (States of America, SA -> Saoudi Arabia, South Africa...).

What if music wouldn't exist?

Then I'd be in heaven lol.

What if the number 0 never existed?