The Randomest Game In The World - Planning Stages

So I just got 2003, after a long long while without using RPG Maker, and I'm all fired up to make a game. Now, since I can't take much of anything seriously, it's my goat to make the randomest game ever seen. Yes, I know I just said goat instead of goal. Why? Cause it's random!

So, shoot some random ideas at me plz so I can get started on this terrible-yet-awesome-at-the-same-time game.

A walrus captures the president's daughter and you go to Hawaii which is  being attacked by communist bunnies

vikings, and a moon.

Excellent, I'm liking where this is going.

How about there are large snowmen throughout the game that act as hapless and overall completely ineffective mentor figures? And then when it's time for a dramatic yet comedic death scene, you can melt them.

That's actually...not random...i'd expect snowmen to behave in that way...*wonder's if he's seen that before...*

if it dosent rain monkeys, Im not playing.

ideas:
Cell phones (with service in some places)
raining monkeyes
santa clauz

hahaa, cutsceens should be handrawn cartoons.

What a sexy world map.

What a sexy world map.

I'm taking my pants off right now.... 

Holy shit it's a giant piano and palm tree in the steppes get in the minivan