Need help for a birthday card!

I've got to go in a little bit to a friend's birthday. He's in the 8th grade and I'm in the 9th grade. Neither of us are old, right?

SO, I got a card with Einstein on the fron which says "My theory about birthdays," on the front, and "is that age is relative" on the inside.

(There was no other cards even worth looking at, it was kind of sad)

I want to edit this card a little bit. The bit on the inside is what I want to change.

I thought -

"My theory about birthdays is that it's more practicle to take the cake and run."

or something.

That just sounds to drawn out though, any help?

"My theory about birthdays," on the front, and "is that the cake is relative"

Thanks, that helped a lot.

Now I've just got to fix the envelope, my re-opening job was great till the bottem. -_-

I can't find glue of tape anywhere! lol

Bd=YourCake.

My theory of your birthday is unstatable as it is related to frienship.
Many people think age is relative...


welll


ill think and state it

I LIKE CARDS

lol my theory about birthdays---is they always have cheesy cards that aren't funny, so I had to right my own message.

"My theory about birthdays...is that you actually expected to see some lame little quip inside this card."

your older? can't tell.

My theory about birthdays...

Sorry to hear your gonna die...