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Title: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: :) on October 20, 2007, 02:37:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

Funny thing.

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NEW YORK - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
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After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."

Potter readers on fan sites and elsewhere on the Internet have speculated on the sexuality of Dumbledore, noting that he has no close relationship with women and a mysterious, troubled past. And explicit scenes with Dumbledore already have appeared in fan fiction.

Rowling told the audience that while working on the planned sixth Potter film, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," she spotted a reference in the script to a girl who once was of interest to Dumbledore. A note was duly passed to director David Yates, revealing the truth about her character.

Rowling, finishing a brief "Open Book Tour" of the United States, her first tour here since 2000, also said that she regarded her Potter books as a "prolonged argument for tolerance" and urged her fans to "question authority."

Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason.
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Post by: Esmeralda on October 20, 2007, 02:47:04 PM
Hahaha man, somehow you always knew he was a fag :D
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Link on October 20, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
By the way's his eye's used to twinkle at harry?
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: modern algebra on October 20, 2007, 03:40:44 PM
Yeah, Dumbledore was pedo. Rowling is such a sensationalist.
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Post by: Nightwolf on October 20, 2007, 04:24:11 PM
Dumbledore is gay.
In my game atleast.
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Post by: :) on October 20, 2007, 04:30:33 PM
Dumbledore is gay.
In my game atleast.

it would be a bigger twist if he were straight D:
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Post by: Leventhan on October 21, 2007, 06:32:35 AM
That's not a surprise to me :P
Gay, haha.
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Post by: JAP on October 21, 2007, 07:21:53 AM
I will be more happy if Rowling declared that SIRIUS is gay, rather than Dumbledore...
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Post by: Leventhan on October 21, 2007, 10:10:46 AM
I hope she'll announce another HP character is either gay/lesbians soon.  ;D
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Post by: The Shadow on October 21, 2007, 10:18:42 AM
I read this in the newspapaer this mourning. Kind of funny ;D
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Post by: Nightwolf on October 21, 2007, 11:37:06 AM
I will be more happy if Rowling declared that SIRIUS is gay, rather than Dumbledore...

Why lol?
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Post by: Holkeye on October 22, 2007, 05:02:29 AM
Who cares?
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: djkdjl on October 22, 2007, 06:09:04 AM
it's obvious that Sirius is ALSO gay

long hair,,trimmed beard,,no gf/wife,,COME OooooNNnnn.....
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Post by: Nightwolf on October 22, 2007, 09:22:33 AM
Who cares?

YOu owned me ;-;
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Redwyn on October 22, 2007, 09:54:27 AM
It's not obvious that Sirius is gay if you actually read the last book...
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Post by: Mortar on October 22, 2007, 11:16:31 AM
Oh, crap, I wouldn't have thought that. :o
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Leventhan on October 22, 2007, 12:12:58 PM
...
Spoiler for Silence is Pure:
Harry gaysex Sirius
 ;D
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Post by: Rune on October 29, 2007, 09:59:26 AM
I reckon Professor Mcgonagal (?) is a necrophiliac O.o
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Post by: Arkbennett on October 29, 2007, 12:16:45 PM
I reckon Professor Mcgonagal (?) is a necrophiliac O.o

Of course, it's only logical.
And Hagrid is obviously into...

Spoiler for:
...Bestiality
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Rune on October 29, 2007, 08:01:14 PM
Crikey, soon it's gonna turn out that Snape's into Swedish midget granny porn...
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Post by: Kokowam on October 29, 2007, 10:18:53 PM
Guys, Sirius isn't gay. He's dead. And I bet Albus wanted to save Harry so he can umph him in the end but then he died. BUT when Harry kinda died at the 7th book he rapz0red him before Harry woke up into his subconscious. :V
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Post by: Tsunokiette on October 30, 2007, 02:59:21 AM
First of all. Sirius wasn't gay as mastermoo pointed out. The only reason he didn't have a girlfriend is because the girl he set his eyes on (he won't admit it) was Lily Potter, before she married Jame's Potter. Later on he had to stay in hiding all the time. It's not like a dog can take a woman out to dinner. :/

As for Dumbledore being gay. ... I'm not denying this because of my Christian views. I'll go ahead and say that.

I believe that Dumbledore wasn't gay, and for a couple of reasons. The "proof" that Dumbledore was gay with his buddy (can't remember the guy's name x_x ) isn't proof at all. His "great loss" was the fact that he lost a great friend, and just about the only person he felt was as intellectual as him. He did not adore him "gaily"(sp?), the "adoration" he had for him was merely the admiration of one colleague for another. I mean come on, he spent his whole life with his liberal family who didn't think about things as deeply as he did. HE HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO. Until his friend of course. If you spent years trapped in a box with mice, wouldn't you jump at any chance you had to talk with a human being? When I say liberal, I use it concerning the background his family grew up in.

Another reason Dumbledore wasn't gay, has to do with something Rowling herself said.
"Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason."
Why would she say this? If she was fine with Dumbledore being gay, she would have no reason to say it. It wouldn't affect her at all. In fact, I think her publishers coerced her into saying this for the sole reason of more publicity. The statement she made was most likely a side note she made which showed that she cared what the Christian's thought of her book.

You may think me an idiot, but, having seen many "different" things in my lifetime, I have a pretty good insight into the human psyche.
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Post by: Leventhan on October 30, 2007, 01:22:59 PM
First of all. Sirius wasn't gay as mastermoo pointed out. The only reason he didn't have a girlfriend is because the girl he set his eyes on (he won't admit it) was Lily Potter, before she married Jame's Potter. Later on he had to stay in hiding all the time. It's not like a dog can take a woman out to dinner. :/

As for Dumbledore being gay. ... I'm not denying this because of my Christian views. I'll go ahead and say that.

I believe that Dumbledore wasn't gay, and for a couple of reasons. The "proof" that Dumbledore was gay with his buddy (can't remember the guy's name x_x ) isn't proof at all. His "great loss" was the fact that he lost a great friend, and just about the only person he felt was as intellectual as him. He did not adore him "gaily"(sp?), the "adoration" he had for him was merely the admiration of one colleague for another. I mean come on, he spent his whole life with his liberal family who didn't think about things as deeply as he did. HE HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO. Until his friend of course. If you spent years trapped in a box with mice, wouldn't you jump at any chance you had to talk with a human being? When I say liberal, I use it concerning the background his family grew up in.

Another reason Dumbledore wasn't gay, has to do with something Rowling herself said.
"Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason."
Why would she say this? If she was fine with Dumbledore being gay, she would have no reason to say it. It wouldn't affect her at all. In fact, I think her publishers coerced her into saying this for the sole reason of more publicity. The statement she made was most likely a side note she made which showed that she cared what the Christian's thought of her book.

You may think me an idiot, but, having seen many "different" things in my lifetime, I have a pretty good insight into the human psyche.
......Write HP 8 for me. :P
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Post by: Arkbennett on October 30, 2007, 01:28:42 PM
That is a good point Tsunokiette, I give you rep because your not a retard like mez.

Flitwick is still into midget porn though.
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Forty on October 30, 2007, 02:47:16 PM
He is a midget :tpg:
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: Holkeye on October 30, 2007, 06:58:29 PM
First of all. Sirius wasn't gay as mastermoo pointed out. The only reason he didn't have a girlfriend is because the girl he set his eyes on (he won't admit it) was Lily Potter, before she married Jame's Potter. Later on he had to stay in hiding all the time. It's not like a dog can take a woman out to dinner. :/

As for Dumbledore being gay. ... I'm not denying this because of my Christian views. I'll go ahead and say that.

I believe that Dumbledore wasn't gay, and for a couple of reasons. The "proof" that Dumbledore was gay with his buddy (can't remember the guy's name x_x ) isn't proof at all. His "great loss" was the fact that he lost a great friend, and just about the only person he felt was as intellectual as him. He did not adore him "gaily"(sp?), the "adoration" he had for him was merely the admiration of one colleague for another. I mean come on, he spent his whole life with his liberal family who didn't think about things as deeply as he did. HE HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO. Until his friend of course. If you spent years trapped in a box with mice, wouldn't you jump at any chance you had to talk with a human being? When I say liberal, I use it concerning the background his family grew up in.

Another reason Dumbledore wasn't gay, has to do with something Rowling herself said.
"Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason."
Why would she say this? If she was fine with Dumbledore being gay, she would have no reason to say it. It wouldn't affect her at all. In fact, I think her publishers coerced her into saying this for the sole reason of more publicity. The statement she made was most likely a side note she made which showed that she cared what the Christian's thought of her book.

You may think me an idiot, but, having seen many "different" things in my lifetime, I have a pretty good insight into the human psyche.

lol

Who cares? It's a fucking kids book.
Title: Re: "Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Post by: djkdjl on October 31, 2007, 03:50:58 AM
Flitwick is still into midget porn though.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: Leventhan on October 31, 2007, 04:04:38 AM
.....No comment :D
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Post by: :) on October 31, 2007, 04:12:35 AM
lol
Who cares? It's a fucking kids book.

sure did make her MILLIONS. I mean she is the first author billionaire.
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Post by: Arwym on October 31, 2007, 04:16:50 AM
First of all. Sirius wasn't gay as mastermoo pointed out. The only reason he didn't have a girlfriend is because the girl he set his eyes on (he won't admit it) was Lily Potter, before she married Jame's Potter. Later on he had to stay in hiding all the time. It's not like a dog can take a woman out to dinner. :/

As for Dumbledore being gay. ... I'm not denying this because of my Christian views. I'll go ahead and say that.

I believe that Dumbledore wasn't gay, and for a couple of reasons. The "proof" that Dumbledore was gay with his buddy (can't remember the guy's name x_x ) isn't proof at all. His "great loss" was the fact that he lost a great friend, and just about the only person he felt was as intellectual as him. He did not adore him "gaily"(sp?), the "adoration" he had for him was merely the admiration of one colleague for another. I mean come on, he spent his whole life with his liberal family who didn't think about things as deeply as he did. HE HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO. Until his friend of course. If you spent years trapped in a box with mice, wouldn't you jump at any chance you had to talk with a human being? When I say liberal, I use it concerning the background his family grew up in.

Another reason Dumbledore wasn't gay, has to do with something Rowling herself said.
"Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason."
Why would she say this? If she was fine with Dumbledore being gay, she would have no reason to say it. It wouldn't affect her at all. In fact, I think her publishers coerced her into saying this for the sole reason of more publicity. The statement she made was most likely a side note she made which showed that she cared what the Christian's thought of her book.

You may think me an idiot, but, having seen many "different" things in my lifetime, I have a pretty good insight into the human psyche.

lol

Who cares? It's a fucking kids book.

Whoever is still considering Harry Potter to be a series for children, has certainly not read the books, or wasn't paying much attention to the story.  Harry Potter WAS meant to be for children, but I am sure that changed a long time ago.  Some of the content in those books is perhaps too complicated for a mere child to comprehend.

And as for what Tsunokiette said, I have to agree.  Not only it is a good point. 
I also believe this is just a publicity trick.  I am almost sure that the story (article) was actually modified a little just to make it more attractive to the readers and create a greater scandal.  I really don't care whether Dumbledore was gay or not, but I doubt he was ever attracted to anyone.  Yes, he was a man.  But a man concerned with so many things that he would have barely even had time to think about his sexuality and his "urges", or to look at anyone closely enough as to fall in love with.  It is the same as with Leonardo Da Vinci and other famous intellectuals, who used to see the world from a different point of view.  They were too busy thinking for all of us who do not think enough about things such as science and philosophy, like to have time for love.  Some people just don't socialize.  They do not have time or enough interest in what any common man would consider more important than studying and uncovering the mysteries of the Universe: women, sex, etc..  That does not make them homosexuals.

But that is my point of view.  Laugh if you want. :P
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Post by: haloOfTheSun on October 31, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
lol
Who cares? It's a fucking kids book.

sure did make her MILLIONS. I mean she is the first author billionaire.

Except she's not a billionaire, but anyway. :)
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Post by: Holkeye on November 01, 2007, 05:56:26 AM
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It is the same as with Leonardo Da Vinci and other famous intellectuals, who used to see the world from a different point of view.  They were too busy thinking for all of us who do not think enough about things such as science and philosophy, like to have time for love.  Some people just don't socialize.  They do not have time or enough interest in what any common man would consider more important than studying and uncovering the mysteries of the Universe: women, sex, etc..  That does not make them homosexuals.

But that is my point of view.  Laugh if you want. :P

Yeah, being a genius is hard sometimes.
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Post by: Kefka on November 11, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
have you ever noticed how random this topic is? I've noticed that your talking about a character in a book of a series that ended in the middle of the summer when the book came out so there will be no hp books..ever. Besides... why so you care that Dumbledore is gay... if he was a real person i could care more but hes not i really don't care. Still random.
This subject is as gay as MJ.
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Post by: Arkbennett on November 12, 2007, 04:25:57 AM
Actually, in the end, JK Rowling tricked you all once more.
Dumbledore really had a crush on me, and we had many secks.
He actually died because of a heart attack, after I ripped his asshole to shreds one lustful night. :blizj:

Rowling pwned all of you.
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Post by: Rune on November 12, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
Besides... why so you care that Dumbledore is gay... if he was a real person i could care more but hes not i really don't care. Still random.

What's your problem with real-life gays? :D


(That wasn't a confession btw...)







I dug a hole now ain't I?
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Post by: Knownot on November 24, 2007, 11:23:37 AM
I think that professor "dunthebackdore" raped harry everytime he was unconsious.
He always seemed to be there when harry woke up!
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Post by: Arkbennett on November 24, 2007, 04:06:53 PM
I think that professor "dunthebackdore" raped harry everytime he was unconsious.
He always seemed to be there when harry woke up!

Ah! He's got a point.
What a fgt.
Let's lynch him.