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Title: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 17, 2007, 09:24:55 PM
Hello, I will update this thread as much as possible. Probably once a day, maybe more. This is no joke...
AND ITS MY FAIL THREAD, AND I CANNOT FAIL HERE, BECAUSE IN THIS THREAD I HAVE THE FAIL STICK
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So, to start. I deem my first FAILURE on High School Musical
Spoiler for:
Seriously, musicals, why? What is so great? In my opinion, they say five sentences and burst into song. I'm sorry, but I have never seen my cafeteria get up and start dancing on the tables. If you have seen this. I should pay you. Not only in this musical but in most, they take a 10 minute story and drag it out for two+ hours. Why? Because somebody might watch. So my friends, I deem High School Musical, a FAILURE.

My second failure, Bratz dolls
Spoiler for:
what the crap. First I have to burn Barbie dolls, now these things? They look like whores! Im serious! It's like the took a paint brush and painted their faces with make up. And it doesn't stop there, their kids and BABIES wear make up. WHY, for one, babies don't NEED make up, they don't CARE. And kids get their faces screwed up so bad that even if they wore it, it would come off. So WHY are they doing? Who knows? But this is part of a reason why girls have to be "perfect" If your "perfect" you actually will probably look WORSE than when you started. Now, I shall stop my rants, and give the Bratz doll line up a SUPER MEGA FAIL

the movie "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"
Spoiler for:
I might crap in their pants. OH SURE LETS SHARE PANTS. How many people have done that in real life? Name five people that are not gay. I mean, did they wear more than one pair of pants on their vacations? It must smell REAL bad. Yeah sure laundry I know, but still. And, wasn't one of those chicks fat? How the hell is a skinny girl going to fit in a fat girl's pants and vice versa. I deem this movie (that I have never seen) a FAILURE

buggy computers
Spoiler for:
Ok, they suck. Its happened to you to. You want to get on the internet, you are JUST aobut to find something cool and "OPS THE INTRANET PERFORMED AN ILLEGEL OPERTAION" and computers freezes up. Doesn't it make you want to kill someone?  I mean, I think the computer just puts up the blue screen of death just to annoy the cr*p out of you. Well computer, you win, ok? So stfu and gtfo you buggy computer, you are a FAILURE.

yo mama jokes
Spoiler for:
Ok, they are funny, for half a millisecond. After that its stupid. I have heard some yo mama jokes a billion times and everyone thinks their's is orginal. ITS NOT. And the TV show. WTF, ever saw I show on knock knock jokes? That's right yo mama and knock knock jokes are of the same caliber. They suck. So, yo mama jokes, and especially the TV show, is FAILURE.

scientology (excuse me people who believs that BS)
Spoiler for:
HOW DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP. MY FREAKIN GOSH, I mean it is not reasonable AT ALL. "We all from alien spirits."  "Our ancestors came on space ships that look like jets." "Our spirits are brainwashed." Ok, you may think its true, but dont you have to pay for those tests you get? I know Christians have to pay for a Bible, but alot of Churchs will give you one. You guys take those tests ALL THE TIME. STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY AND USE THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR EARS. Scientology is MEGA FAIL.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: firerain on August 17, 2007, 09:44:13 PM
You watched the crap? But I agree, it does fail.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 17, 2007, 09:46:08 PM
Forced
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 17, 2007, 09:54:21 PM
you were forced to watch it?  If I were I'd have gone "Sephiroth in Nibelheim" on everything around me.

okay....hmmm...oh boy...failures...

Well, the only thing that comes to my sleep-deprived mind is Napoleon Dynamite.  Pointless and was made just because it could be made; stereotypical guy-meets-girl saga. 

When I wake up more, more things will come to mind.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on August 17, 2007, 10:00:07 PM
Napoleon Dynamite?

Fuck you.

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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: firerain on August 17, 2007, 10:01:39 PM
Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on August 17, 2007, 10:00:07 PM
Napoleon Dynamite?

Fuck you.

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Agree.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 17, 2007, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: iceflame1019 on August 17, 2007, 09:54:21 PM
you were forced to watch it?  If I were I'd have gone "Sephiroth in Nibelheim" on everything around me.

okay....hmmm...oh boy...failures...

Well, the only thing that comes to my sleep-deprived mind is Napoleon Dynamite.  Pointless and was made just because it could be made; stereotypical guy-meets-girl saga. 

When I wake up more, more things will come to mind.
HEY, this is MY fail thread, you good sir, should go create his own fail thread. This one is MINE. YOU sir, have FAILED
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 18, 2007, 03:25:21 AM
yay I've failed!  Okay, I shut up now.  Didn't see anything saying it was a one-person-only thread.  Be more specific next time...at least for the sake of idiots like me.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Irock on August 18, 2007, 03:27:01 AM
Fail
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Knownot on August 19, 2007, 05:24:47 AM
I also it was a thread to tell the world of fails from many a voice.
But it seems I too have failed.
but you fail at explaining!
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Arkbennett on August 19, 2007, 06:35:49 AM
Yeah, I agree. I thought we were going to share our failures in life.
But please, continue on with your failures.

P.S:
I kicked napoleon in the crotch.  ;)
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Leventhan on August 19, 2007, 02:04:20 PM
Fail the cat.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 19, 2007, 04:52:33 PM
Update
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 19, 2007, 08:37:55 PM
I watched one minute of high school musical because nothing worthwhile was on TV.
After one minute I decided to watch countdown.
That's how shit it is
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 01:25:17 AM
I'm out of ideas, what can I fail next?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Knownot on August 21, 2007, 08:57:47 AM
your mum
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Arkbennett on August 21, 2007, 03:56:09 PM
I got some topics...

-Square-Enixs army of remakes and spin-offs
-The movie, "The sisterhood of the traveling pants"
-Reality TV Shows
-Jack Thompson
-Sonic the Hedgehog Stealing Michael Jacksons songs
-How WoW is overrated and how Blizzard could be working on projects promised (SC:Ghost)
4-5 years ago before any mention of WoW.
-How Tom Cruise and his Sciencetologists suck.
-How you didn't win that 1st Prize Science Project in 2nd grade because Jill used Lemons (:D) for electricity
and you only demonstrated a pulley system.
-How your girlfriend left you during the summer of your Junior year because she was calling you TOO much
and said you CHANGED because you ignored her for 4 DAYS so you could get PEACE AND QUIET and how she supposedly fell OUT OF LOVE with you in that SHORT of a time PERIOD and it was all a LIE!
LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIEEE!  >:(

Hope it helped!   ;)
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 21, 2007, 04:06:38 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on August 21, 2007, 01:25:17 AM
I'm out of ideas, what can I fail next?
anything you want, but not me...you've already done so.

and also akbennett's list.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: tSwitch on August 21, 2007, 04:16:54 PM
an Olympic swimmer failed by drowning
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 11:22:00 PM
:nono:

I might kill myself over that one. WTF, I DONT DROWN.

O and update
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Link on August 22, 2007, 09:44:12 AM
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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 12:57:32 PM
lol
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 23, 2007, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 12:57:32 PM
lol
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: CartoonFan on August 24, 2007, 12:42:26 AM
Ah. The bluescreen of death. When I used to use my windows 98, the bluescreen of death would appear after every other action. If I got the "this application needs to close" bar, I just clicked and dragged it below the start menu, and kept using the application.

Now that I find out what a huge big deal the blue screen of death is, I feel kind of strange having a 98 computer that gives me that error all the time. I mean, the blue screen of death is supposed to mean certain doom, and I got it all the time.

I'm so happy I have an XP now.

Forcystus, please do me a favor and fail my old 98.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on September 02, 2007, 09:24:42 PM
Update
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kokowam on September 03, 2007, 01:14:02 AM
Fail can not be upgraded.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on September 18, 2007, 02:41:20 PM
Update

Plus, I have failed for not updating every day, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: tSwitch on September 18, 2007, 05:21:34 PM
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you rang?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on September 19, 2007, 11:49:26 PM
Update.

Oh hey Super Fail Guy, I think I have it covered here.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: tSwitch on September 20, 2007, 04:24:28 PM
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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on September 29, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
update (OR IS IT? READ THE DARN THING!)
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on September 29, 2007, 08:23:29 PM
Sup?

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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kitten on September 30, 2007, 01:34:00 AM
Super Failio Brother

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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 01:39:41 AM
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Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kokowam on September 30, 2007, 01:40:55 AM
Quote from: Kitten on September 30, 2007, 01:34:00 AM
Super Failio Brother

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He's got a mushroom. SURE THAT ISN'T ARL? :V
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 01:45:07 AM
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LOL WUT?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kokowam on September 30, 2007, 01:48:08 AM
Secret.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 01:49:20 AM
7?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kitten on September 30, 2007, 01:56:35 AM
Secret Fail 7! THats the answer!
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 02:08:29 AM
Das ist nicht die answar.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Leventhan on September 30, 2007, 03:29:36 AM
Quote from: EVAProject01 on September 30, 2007, 02:08:29 AM
Das ist nicht die answar.

Betul.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on October 01, 2007, 12:11:53 AM
Lets see, fail for you and you and you, anyone else want one?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Arkbennett on October 01, 2007, 02:57:25 AM
I got some ideas:
Halo 3
Halo 3
Halo 3
and..
Halo 3.

Pick your choice.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 01, 2007, 03:16:07 AM
Quote from: Arkbennett on October 01, 2007, 02:57:25 AM
I got some ideas:
Arkbennett
Arkbennett
Arkbennett
and..
Arkbennett.

Pick your choice.

The last one would best the best choice. IMO.
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Leventhan on October 01, 2007, 04:05:37 AM
I pick "and.."
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Forty on October 01, 2007, 03:04:44 PM
I pick the space after Arkbennet
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Kitten on October 01, 2007, 03:08:09 PM
suht up yuo skuc bllas~
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 01, 2007, 03:15:12 PM
wtf?
Title: Re: The Official Fail Thread
Post by: Sophist on October 01, 2007, 09:54:31 PM
DON'T QUESTION KITTEN.  :mad: