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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: modern algebra on August 05, 2007, 06:02:21 PM

Title: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 05, 2007, 06:02:21 PM
Okay, new game. Just post the beginning of a proverb and give it a new ending.

For example:

Original:

If at first you don't succeed, ... try and try again

Modified:

If at first you don't succeed, ... kill Jared Leto.

Except make it funny, instead of stupid. You can use the same proverb someone else has used, and you can post as many versions of any proverb as you like. Go.
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Lominisio on August 05, 2007, 06:04:08 PM
The early bird always gets the...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 05, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
chevy
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 05, 2007, 07:59:20 PM
Don't bite the hand ...


(and try to put a proverb beginning as well as the ending to this, so that we can speed things up. i.e. if you finish a proverb, start a new proverb)
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 05, 2007, 08:22:39 PM
that rubs you.


A journey of a thousand miles must start...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on August 05, 2007, 08:48:22 PM
after one refills the gas tank.

He who is overcome by greed...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 06, 2007, 12:56:49 AM
gets his head chopped off by Somalian cowboys.
(I'm really not so good at this. I should make games up that I'm good at from now on)

It is always darkest before...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Ciaron on August 06, 2007, 02:34:06 AM
spreading the cheeks.      <.< (couldnt think of anything lol)


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 06, 2007, 02:51:02 AM
my god why did you have to use a gun.

Keep your friends close and your enemies...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:23:25 PM
... in a tank of killer pirranhas.

Cleanliness is next to...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 08, 2007, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:23:25 PM
... in a tank of killer pirranhas.

Cleanliness is next to...

... an odd fellow named Patel. He's an inventor.


A penny saved is ...

EDIT:

Oh and <3 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my god why did you have to use a gun."
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 11:13:13 PM
... is the last thing that goes throught your mind as you get swallowed up by a giant gerbil.

Where there's a will....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: MrMoo on August 09, 2007, 12:07:54 AM
... There's money involved.

What you don't know...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 09, 2007, 02:04:17 PM
... will eat you on monday.

You can't make an omlette....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 10, 2007, 01:30:43 AM
without ten tons of lard

Its better to lose a battle than to...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on August 10, 2007, 02:55:52 AM
...give up your star trek action figure collection.

Behind every great man...
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Post by: MrMoo on August 10, 2007, 02:58:37 AM
... is a gay guy bending forward.

One man's loss is another man's...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 11, 2007, 01:56:06 PM
girlfriend.

Keep your friends close and your enemies...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 11, 2007, 02:34:50 PM
... in the crosshairs

Discretion is the better part ...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: BlAcKrAvEnScAr on August 12, 2007, 03:23:15 AM
of having sex.

If there was no life there would be...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on August 12, 2007, 06:42:48 AM
...chance to wreak molten death on the weakest parts of it.

A mind is a terrible thing...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arithon on August 13, 2007, 02:47:26 PM
...without apple sauce  ;D

A home without a cat...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Nightwolf on August 14, 2007, 02:38:03 PM
is like a cat without a home?

No one is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 15, 2007, 10:50:30 PM
without pants.

Curiosity...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on August 18, 2007, 05:23:06 AM
IS MOST AROUSING!

When in doubt,...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arkbennett on August 18, 2007, 08:19:58 AM
punch a baby.

Ask not what you can do for yourself,...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 18, 2007, 11:52:58 AM
.... else you will be squashed by a giant purple lizard.

Time is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: DarkHero on August 20, 2007, 06:11:42 AM
a figment of your imagination.

What goes around...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 06:18:48 AM
comes around as a pile of poo and splats in your face.

Fool me once, shame on you!
Fool me twice...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Leventhan on August 20, 2007, 07:09:55 AM
Shame on YOU!

Be....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Nightwolf on August 20, 2007, 09:13:49 AM
A Big Pila Poop.



Boxer who chews foot
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 20, 2007, 07:04:48 PM
... is less likely to chew ears.

(never heard of that proverb)

A penny saved is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 08:58:34 PM
is a hour wasted of your life when you start to count them up later and mess up 3 times.

Hell hath no fury like a...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 02:23:44 AM
an  angry black woman

[WARNING! CHRISTIAN PROVERB!]
Spoiler for:
The fear of God is the begining of knowledge, but fools despise...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 21, 2007, 07:26:25 PM
seeing unmaried USA, state of florida, women parachute on a sunday.

If you fail....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: solid_snake on August 27, 2007, 02:39:06 PM
you will fed to the donkeys....

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: blueXx on August 27, 2007, 03:01:07 PM
..fail to achieve life's only ultimate goal - reaching level 99 with all equips +9 socketed with gems and stuff in a random mmorpg.

Throwing air guitars at random people is only good if....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arkbennett on August 28, 2007, 02:54:40 AM
they are bleeders!

To be, or not to be, that is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on August 28, 2007, 03:11:41 AM
... not a proverb  :P

When the blind leadeth the blind, ...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on August 28, 2007, 10:46:38 PM
they lose at halo.

Guns don't kill people...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Leventhan on August 29, 2007, 03:46:10 AM
....AIDS do!

In darkness...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on August 29, 2007, 12:10:48 PM
...nobody can see if you get raped.

What goes around...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: solid_snake on August 30, 2007, 06:58:32 AM
What goes around, keeps going around...

A man is known by the....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Ciaron on September 01, 2007, 07:04:54 AM
person he's screwing.

curiosity killed...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 01, 2007, 12:20:53 PM
the Aztecs. They got too close to an active volcano.

Time is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 01:19:59 AM
nothing compared to Chuck Norris.

(Got this out of a fortune cookie)

If you fear nothing, than you are not man, but if you fear...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on September 03, 2007, 04:15:55 AM
but if you fear...
:shoop:

Then you are not from 4chan.
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on September 06, 2007, 12:32:40 AM
(You forgot the proverb)

Violence is not the answer...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on September 06, 2007, 12:36:41 AM
Rape is.


Treat others the way...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 06, 2007, 01:06:04 AM
the way you wished some hot girl would treat you.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on September 06, 2007, 01:12:56 AM
Ocean.

What's cool is not always what's...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 06, 2007, 01:40:39 AM
homosexual.

Daft Punk Is playing at my...

(Yeah, I know, LCD Soundsystem sucks but I couldn't think of anything else)
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 08, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
local pub. He's a one man band.

Two heads are better than....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 08:52:51 PM
41.

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a land slide oh escape from....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on September 08, 2007, 08:55:50 PM
under my bed.

When life gives you lemons...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 09:32:02 PM
Stick them into your girlfriend.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAKKKKEE?!!?!
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 09, 2007, 10:36:01 AM
(that's not rly a proverb)
... in my pants

Once a chav always a...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 09, 2007, 02:44:11 PM
(It is if you have played Metal Gear Solid)

brit guy.

What goes around...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on September 10, 2007, 12:56:04 AM
"cums" around.

Treat others...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 10, 2007, 01:14:45 AM
like you see what monsters do to girls in Hentai videos.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: TeaBag on September 10, 2007, 03:31:12 AM
...shame on... won't get fooled again

You're never too old to...

Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on September 10, 2007, 12:47:05 PM
... die young

A bird in the hand...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on September 10, 2007, 10:28:51 PM
...prevents it from rubbing the bush.

AHA! YOU ARE...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 10, 2007, 10:35:45 PM
THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE


A stitch in time saves....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 10, 2007, 10:36:26 PM
A FOOL!

"This is Madness!"

"...Madness? THIS, IS,[...]"

(300 Joke, d'oh!)

Edit: Fix'd.
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: CartoonFan on September 11, 2007, 02:42:21 AM
RMRK!!!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Arrow on September 11, 2007, 04:07:13 AM
...you're still the one chosen by fadark.

Waste not,...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on September 11, 2007, 05:24:36 AM
... live not.

A woman's place is in ... :P
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 11, 2007, 07:39:09 PM
bed, or handcuffed to it to be precise.

There's no place like...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 11, 2007, 10:30:30 PM
dwarra.

Friends, Countrymen, lend me your
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 12, 2007, 03:18:47 PM
extentendible rubber cocks.



What comes around....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on September 27, 2007, 05:37:50 PM
... becomes a prostitute in Boston because she adultered and caused the deaths of twenty people.

An ounce of discretion ...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 28, 2007, 01:10:40 AM
leads to 1000 milliliters, AKA The answer to my Chem homework.


All of the internet is a series of...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Kokowam on September 29, 2007, 11:26:36 PM
a web that loves to catch pr0n.

All your base are...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 29, 2007, 11:39:37 PM
being used as the only joke from the internet not from 4chan.

Guns don't kill people...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Kokowam on September 30, 2007, 02:04:08 AM
People kill guns.

Show me the...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 02:09:10 AM
robots.

Lucy in the sky with...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Kitten on September 30, 2007, 03:02:22 AM
with a pizza in her eye, is only the worst to come.

THumb up the bum...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 03:05:15 AM
With something on your lamenting.

What?! What are you doing?! We can't stop here, this is...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: tSwitch on September 30, 2007, 03:20:03 AM
...SPARTAAAAAAA!

There once was a man from nantucket...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 03:47:20 AM
He once left this forum saying "Fuck it!"

Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 30, 2007, 02:04:29 PM
nobcheese

Why do something yourself when...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on September 30, 2007, 07:47:24 PM
you can sell your soul to the devil and have him do it!

And the Lord said let there be...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 01, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
spontanious combustion



On the sixths day, gawd made...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Nightwolf on October 01, 2007, 09:15:03 AM
a computer.


Cat in house is better than
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: tSwitch on October 01, 2007, 12:26:59 PM
...a cat in your ass

jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candle....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Nightwolf on October 01, 2007, 02:09:59 PM
but jack burned his ass.

Jack burn ass, jack burn dog, dog burn jack
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: modern algebra on October 01, 2007, 02:32:04 PM
wtfuck? I'm not sure how to respond? Ass burn jack?

A burnt child dreads ...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: tSwitch on October 01, 2007, 02:39:18 PM
...barbeque sauce

 :tpg:...
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Post by: Nightwolf on October 01, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
... ;D

Wizard who crushes wand-
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 01, 2007, 02:49:38 PM
is heby known as a douche bag

He who speaks foolish notions...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: djkdjl on October 16, 2007, 08:31:47 PM
...might be black

Sitting on a cactus is better than...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: :) on October 16, 2007, 08:42:10 PM
sitting on irockman's lap

He who has sex..
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on October 16, 2007, 10:57:03 PM
has gotten more than Irock.

Pimpin' aint easy...
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Post by: Forty on October 16, 2007, 11:21:20 PM
Unless your bitches come up easy.

Keep your friends close and your enemies...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Kokowam on October 16, 2007, 11:43:46 PM
In your pants.

If you like cheese, then...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: djkdjl on October 17, 2007, 01:38:30 AM
...then you are a packers fan

Outrunning a cop is....
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Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2007, 03:42:22 AM
...not as important as outrunning the guy running next to you.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 19, 2007, 10:33:28 AM
shame on YOU

 Never give...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: tSwitch on October 19, 2007, 07:50:33 PM
...a cookie to a mouse
(and if you get reference I'll give YOU a cookie)

one in the basket, two in the....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Forty on October 20, 2007, 03:04:23 AM
her pants.

(a child's book I once had maybe?)

Chuck Norris...
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Post by: tSwitch on October 20, 2007, 06:55:35 PM
...will roundhouse kick you into space

watcha gonna do when they....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Sophist on October 21, 2007, 01:40:46 AM
come on you.

GTFO mah
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Post by: knobslob on October 21, 2007, 03:43:57 AM
When life gives you lemons...
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: tSwitch on October 21, 2007, 04:01:53 AM
...play the game right!

Blah Blah, yadda yadda.....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: djkdjl on October 22, 2007, 06:02:04 AM
...get a bra and do lambada.

A picture is worth 1,000 words, but a....
Title: Re: Finish the proverb
Post by: Bunktown207 on November 15, 2007, 09:40:59 AM
1,000 pictures is worth way more than that




speaking of bras.....