RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Rekios on October 13, 2013, 01:56:20 AM
Title: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 13, 2013, 01:56:20 AM
ITT:Change, Remove, or Add one letter to a Movie, Story, Song, Game, etc. and describe it.
Life of Po: After this teletubby's boat is shipwrecked he survives 227 days while stranded on a lifeboat in the Pacific Ocean with a Bengal tiger.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Sophist on October 13, 2013, 02:13:45 AM
Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 13, 2013, 02:22:54 AM
Hairy Potter: An bearded orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a ceramist, living within the ordinary world of non-clay maker people.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 13, 2013, 07:22:12 PM
The Molar Express: A touching Christmas adventure in which a magical dentist's chair takes children to the Tooth Fairy where she rips out all their teeth and forces them to work in the Billiard Ball Manufactorum.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM
Transfarmers: A group of transsexuals decide their lives would be much better if they spent it tending to a farm.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: PhoenixFire on October 14, 2013, 01:28:11 AM
OldenEye: A retired, geriatric international spy, teams up with an elderly Russian scientist to save the world from Nuclear holocaust.. After the removal of their cataracts..
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 14, 2013, 02:46:17 AM
Darksliders: War, Horseman of the Apocalypse, trades in his sword for a spatula and destroys civilisation by making overcooked mini-burgers at White Castle.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 14, 2013, 11:02:56 PM
Stir Wars: Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader duel to obesity in a cooking competition.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 15, 2013, 12:59:15 AM
Schindler's Lint: A Nazi who takes on lint collecting, hoping to make a fortune one day.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 15, 2013, 01:13:49 AM
Sheepless in Seattle: Sam, a shepherd, has lost his flock to cancer. His son persuades him to call a radio talk show to discuss his feelings, which gets him love letters from sheep nationwide- one of which is from Annie, who suggests they meet on the Empire State building. Sam's son goes to NY without permission, and while searching for him on the ESB, Sam and Annie meet for the first time. They wind up flocking, and it's shear delight for everyone.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Acolyte on October 15, 2013, 02:02:38 AM
You've Got Hail: A heartwarming romantic comedy about a plucky young couple trying to survive in a Texas hail storm.
Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.
I'm pretty sure that's a porno.
Edit: lol, it is. It's also a type of ale I guess?
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 15, 2013, 02:07:02 AM
As long as we're doing Tom Hanks films...
Nig: A young white boy makes a wish to have more soul. He wakes the next day as a black man and discovers it's not as fun as he thought it would be.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 15, 2013, 11:41:45 PM
Nightmare On Elmo Street: Elmo attacks people in their dreams by tickling them, if you get tickled in your dreams, you get tickled for real.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 16, 2013, 12:39:45 AM
The Last and the Furious: A street racer loses a race, thus losing his car- and proceeds to shoot up the entire state in a fit of rage.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Sophist on October 16, 2013, 06:38:53 AM
The Warking Dead: A ragtag band of humans defend themselves from slow moving, violent chocobos.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 16, 2013, 01:09:35 PM
My Big Fat Geek Wedding: Sheldon and Leonard get married in a comic book store while solving Rubic's Cubes, and playing Zelda, and being so awkward, because being geek chic is hilarious right?, Right?
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Malson on October 16, 2013, 08:48:01 PM
My votes are for Nig and The Warking Dead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Dwarra? on October 25, 2013, 04:09:25 AM
The Ballad of Sicky Bobby: Propane salesman Hank Hill struggles to make ends meet after his son is diagnosed with leukemia and his wife joins the Mexican drug cartel.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 25, 2013, 04:18:01 AM
XX: Vin Deisel stars as the Most Interesting Man in the World and tells the stories of the most interesting things he does in his lifetime.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: TDS on October 25, 2013, 04:31:56 AM
The Marvelous Misadventures of Fapjack: A series of short stories about a happy go lucky pervert and his wacky antics in his pursuit of getting off.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 25, 2013, 10:45:04 PM
Speed Lacer: A young drug dealer, Speed Lacer, laces his friends and family's morning coffee with crystal meth, aspiring to be champion of the drug dealing world... Also, I think there was like a monkey or something.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Malson on October 26, 2013, 02:41:07 AM
The Truman Shop: A man named Truman Burbank slowly realizes, day by day, that the world around him has been elaborately photoshopped.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Moss. on October 26, 2013, 04:21:50 AM
Okay, so this thread is amazing. Nice job, everyone.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 26, 2013, 04:33:09 AM
Dancing with the Stairs: The contestant pairs consist of a set of steps paired with a professional dancer. Past stair contestants include ladders, stairwells, and even escalators.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: TDS on October 26, 2013, 05:31:53 AM
Final Fartasy IX: A confusing story of love, longing, existence, desire, fear, and farts... Mostly farts.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 26, 2013, 06:11:05 AM
Twilight-Breaking Down: The story's protagonist, Bella, has a total psychological meltdown when she realises all the crap she has experienced so far is rediculously silly and takes itself WAY too serously. She starts hanging out with Lyndsay Lohan and develops quite a drug habit, then whores herself out to the werewolves for drug money untill Sparkles the Vampire cries about it and stages an intervention.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Dwarra? on October 26, 2013, 08:39:55 AM
When Harry Bet Sally: In this zany 90's comedy, gambling addict Harry Clark brings his daughter Sally to the Seattle Horse Tracks for a day of fun family bonding. Hilarity ensues when Harry runs into some "business acquaintances" and he must bet his own daughter away to covers his debts.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Malson on October 26, 2013, 09:28:09 PM
Ferris Bueller's Lay Off: Faced with the prospect of having no source of income to support himself, a man decides to spend his remaining money wreaking havoc in Chicago with his best friend and girlfriend.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 26, 2013, 09:49:54 PM
That's weird, I was just watching that.. Passion of the Chris: "Magician" Chris Angel goes back in time and was declared a witch, and sent to be crucified.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: EvilM00s on October 26, 2013, 10:29:50 PM
Lord of the Bling: DJ Frodizzle and MC Sammy-Wise accept G Money Gandalf's quest to take the One Bling to a rest stop in Comptonia and flush it. Along the way the are beset by such horrors as Nazghul, Orcs, Crips and the LAPD.
Whoops, that was 2 letters.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Dwarra? on October 27, 2013, 06:07:55 AM
Camino Royale: Backwoods meth-cook Jimmy Bond had the perfect off the grid life. Until one day when he learns he is the lost heir to the throne of England and he must be made prim and proper before he faces world wide embarrassment.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Sophist on October 27, 2013, 08:16:17 AM
The Dork Knight: A kid spends his life fighting crime and being the hero of women on the internet all day inside his house.
See also: The Pork Knight: A large tied sentient christmas ham is sent back in time and fights through the rough lifestyle of Henry the Fifth era England to achieve knighthood and find it's way back to the future.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Rekios on October 27, 2013, 03:30:41 PM
Skytall: A new agent is part of MI6, His name is Tom Anderson, code number 009, he has a license to kill and he is very tall, like, super duper tall, some people say he is as tall as the sky... or skytall.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Acolyte on October 27, 2013, 05:28:41 PM
Mon of Steel- A young pokemon grows up thinking he's just a weird pidgey, but later learns that he is from a powerful extraterrestrial race of skarmory. With his new found heritage, he strives to fight for the good of humanity and pokemon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Irock on October 27, 2013, 09:28:52 PM
Scatface: In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel while succumbing to his unshakeable feces fetish.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Sophist on October 27, 2013, 10:20:07 PM
Hotrine Miami: An asian thug delivers pizza to houses as quickly and efficiently as possible, while huffing paint and LSD in between shifts.
Title: Re: Change a Letter, Change a Story
Post by: Irock on October 28, 2013, 03:46:49 AM
Dong: The player controls an in-game penis by moving it vertically across the left side of the screen, and can compete against either a computer controlled opponent or another player controlling a second penis on the opposing side. Players use the penises to hit a ball back and forth. The aim is for a player to earn more points than the opponent; points are earned when one fails to return the ball to the other.