ITT: Change, Remove, or Add one letter to a Movie, Story, Song, Game, etc. and describe it.
Life of Po: After this teletubby's boat is shipwrecked he survives 227 days while stranded on a lifeboat in the Pacific Ocean with a Bengal tiger.
Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.
Hairy Potter: An bearded orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a ceramist, living within the ordinary world of non-clay maker people.
The Molar Express: A touching Christmas adventure in which a magical dentist's chair takes children to the Tooth Fairy where she rips out all their teeth and forces them to work in the Billiard Ball Manufactorum.
Transfarmers: A group of transsexuals decide their lives would be much better if they spent it tending to a farm.
OldenEye: A retired, geriatric international spy, teams up with an elderly Russian scientist to save the world from Nuclear holocaust.. After the removal of their cataracts..
Darksliders: War, Horseman of the Apocalypse, trades in his sword for a spatula and destroys civilisation by making overcooked mini-burgers at White Castle.
Stir Wars: Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader duel to obesity in a cooking competition.
Schindler's Lint: A Nazi who takes on lint collecting, hoping to make a fortune one day.
Sheepless in Seattle: Sam, a shepherd, has lost his flock to cancer. His son persuades him to call a radio talk show to discuss his feelings, which gets him love letters from sheep nationwide- one of which is from Annie, who suggests they meet on the Empire State building. Sam's son goes to NY without permission, and while searching for him on the ESB, Sam and Annie meet for the first time. They wind up flocking, and it's shear delight for everyone.
You've Got Hail: A heartwarming romantic comedy about a plucky young couple trying to survive in a Texas hail storm.
Quote from: Marceline on October 13, 2013, 02:13:45 AM
Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.
I'm pretty sure that's a porno.
Edit: lol, it is.
It's also a type of ale I guess?
As long as we're doing Tom Hanks films...
Nig: A young white boy makes a wish to have more soul. He wakes the next day as a black man and discovers it's not as fun as he thought it would be.
Nightmare On Elmo Street: Elmo attacks people in their dreams by tickling them, if you get tickled in your dreams, you get tickled for real.
The Last and the Furious: A street racer loses a race, thus losing his car- and proceeds to shoot up the entire state in a fit of rage.
The Warking Dead: A ragtag band of humans defend themselves from slow moving, violent chocobos.
My Big Fat Geek Wedding: Sheldon and Leonard get married in a comic book store while solving Rubic's Cubes, and playing Zelda, and being so awkward, because being geek chic is hilarious right?, Right?
My votes are for Nig and The Warking Dead.
The Ballad of Sicky Bobby: Propane salesman Hank Hill struggles to make ends meet after his son is diagnosed with leukemia and his wife joins the Mexican drug cartel.
XX: Vin Deisel stars as the Most Interesting Man in the World and tells the stories of the most interesting things he does in his lifetime.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Fapjack: A series of short stories about a happy go lucky pervert and his wacky antics in his pursuit of getting off.
Speed Lacer: A young drug dealer, Speed Lacer, laces his friends and family's morning coffee with crystal meth, aspiring to be champion of the drug dealing world... Also, I think there was like a monkey or something.
The Truman Shop: A man named Truman Burbank slowly realizes, day by day, that the world around him has been elaborately photoshopped.
Okay, so this thread is amazing. Nice job, everyone.
Dancing with the Stairs: The contestant pairs consist of a set of steps paired with a professional dancer. Past stair contestants include ladders, stairwells, and even escalators.
Final Fartasy IX: A confusing story of love, longing, existence, desire, fear, and farts... Mostly farts.
Twilight-Breaking Down: The story's protagonist, Bella, has a total psychological meltdown when she realises all the crap she has experienced so far is rediculously silly and takes itself WAY too serously. She starts hanging out with Lyndsay Lohan and develops quite a drug habit, then whores herself out to the werewolves for drug money untill Sparkles the Vampire cries about it and stages an intervention.
When Harry Bet Sally: In this zany 90's comedy, gambling addict Harry Clark brings his daughter Sally to the Seattle Horse Tracks for a day of fun family bonding. Hilarity ensues when Harry runs into some "business acquaintances" and he must bet his own daughter away to covers his debts.
Ferris Bueller's Lay Off: Faced with the prospect of having no source of income to support himself, a man decides to spend his remaining money wreaking havoc in Chicago with his best friend and girlfriend.
That's weird, I was just watching that..
Passion of the Chris: "Magician" Chris Angel goes back in time and was declared a witch, and sent to be crucified.
Lord of the Bling: DJ Frodizzle and MC Sammy-Wise accept G Money Gandalf's quest to take the One Bling to a rest stop in Comptonia and flush it. Along the way the are beset by such horrors as Nazghul, Orcs, Crips and the LAPD.
Whoops, that was 2 letters.
Camino Royale: Backwoods meth-cook Jimmy Bond had the perfect off the grid life. Until one day when he learns he is the lost heir to the throne of England and he must be made prim and proper before he faces world wide embarrassment.
The Dork Knight: A kid spends his life fighting crime and being the hero of women on the internet all day inside his house.
See also: The Pork Knight: A large tied sentient christmas ham is sent back in time and fights through the rough lifestyle of Henry the Fifth era England to achieve knighthood and find it's way back to the future.
Skytall: A new agent is part of MI6, His name is Tom Anderson, code number 009, he has a license to kill and he is very tall, like, super duper tall, some people say he is as tall as the sky... or skytall.
Mon of Steel- A young pokemon grows up thinking he's just a weird pidgey, but later learns that he is from a powerful extraterrestrial race of skarmory. With his new found heritage, he strives to fight for the good of humanity and pokemon.
Scatface: In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel while succumbing to his unshakeable feces fetish.
Hotrine Miami: An asian thug delivers pizza to houses as quickly and efficiently as possible, while huffing paint and LSD in between shifts.
Dong: The player controls an in-game penis by moving it vertically across the left side of the screen, and can compete against either a computer controlled opponent or another player controlling a second penis on the opposing side. Players use the penises to hit a ball back and forth. The aim is for a player to earn more points than the opponent; points are earned when one fails to return the ball to the other.