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Title: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Jules on May 02, 2012, 05:24:58 PM
QuoteViagra and Cialis apparently have nothing on a BMW motorcycle seat. According to a lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court, the seat left its driver with a two-year erection.

Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He claimed in the lawsuit that the "ridged seat" of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.

Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.

Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

The motorcycle seat was manufactured by Corbin-Pacific, Inc., the suit said. Wolf suffered wage loss, hospital expenses, general damage and emotional distress from his condition, and he is seeking an unstated amount of compensation, the suit said.

http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/04/30/man-sues-bmw-after-motorcycle-seat-allegedly-causes-2-year-erection/

I couldn't come up with a better title than what they had, and all I can say is :rgirlwhat1:

Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 02, 2012, 05:41:56 PM
A 2-year erection is at least 1 year too long.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Lethrface on May 02, 2012, 06:03:18 PM
*sigh* Seriously?  No words can be said that explains how stupid this man is lol
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: threeofspades on May 02, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
Why... why would you wait two years before trying to get help?! I mean, how does he have a dick at this point... the pressure would have killed all the nerves in it by now...

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?!   :o
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 02, 2012, 06:43:43 PM
I think you're supposed to go to a doctor after 4 hours.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Lethrface on May 02, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
I'm sure it can because any form of stimulation can cause a man to get an erection, even if it is unwanted.  Still, this whole thing is dumb lol.  I don't think this guy realizes how dumb it is to blame a company for having seats that just so happened to cause him to get an erection when he should be blaming his own body lol

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on May 02, 2012, 06:43:43 PM
I think you're supposed to go to a doctor after 4 hours.

I'd say call a doctor if it lasts longer than an hour for a professional opinion lmao.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: D&P3 on May 02, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: threeofspades on May 02, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?!   :o
Well yes it can.
As long as you keep on stimulating it, it can stay that size indefinitely.

But it's not supposed to last too long, which is why you should be worried if it hasn't settled down within a decent time frame.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Esmeralda on May 02, 2012, 07:12:24 PM
Do you think he wore jeans for two years
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Dwarra? on May 02, 2012, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: D&P3 on May 02, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: threeofspades on May 02, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?!   :o
Well yes it can.
As long as you keep on stimulating it, it can stay that size indefinitely.
Confirmed for not having a penis.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: AssemblyRequired on May 08, 2012, 02:25:30 AM
The last two years must've been pretty hard for him.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Lethrface on May 08, 2012, 02:48:41 AM
Quote from: AssemblyRequired on May 08, 2012, 02:25:30 AM
The last two years must've been pretty hard for him.
Bahahahahaaaaah pun-ny.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Acolyte on May 08, 2012, 06:12:47 AM
Motorcycles are just too damn sexy.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: strike on May 08, 2012, 07:32:07 AM
I have a motorcycle ;o
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 08, 2012, 08:06:46 AM
Maybe you should ask her out or something.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Capua Aelita on May 08, 2012, 03:31:14 PM
I'm sensing that there is an inside joke behind those words

???
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: Acolyte on May 08, 2012, 04:21:27 PM
We're living together.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection
Post by: strike on May 08, 2012, 05:41:08 PM
LIAR. :mad: we aren't quite yet. give it two weeks. ;8