QuoteViagra and Cialis apparently have nothing on a BMW motorcycle seat. According to a lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court, the seat left its driver with a two-year erection.
Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He claimed in the lawsuit that the "ridged seat" of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.
Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.
Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."
The motorcycle seat was manufactured by Corbin-Pacific, Inc., the suit said. Wolf suffered wage loss, hospital expenses, general damage and emotional distress from his condition, and he is seeking an unstated amount of compensation, the suit said.
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/04/30/man-sues-bmw-after-motorcycle-seat-allegedly-causes-2-year-erection/
I couldn't come up with a better title than what they had, and all I can say is :rgirlwhat1:
A 2-year erection is at least 1 year too long.
*sigh* Seriously? No words can be said that explains how stupid this man is lol
Why... why would you wait two years before trying to get help?! I mean, how does he have a dick at this point... the pressure would have killed all the nerves in it by now...
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?! :o
I think you're supposed to go to a doctor after 4 hours.
I'm sure it can because any form of stimulation can cause a man to get an erection, even if it is unwanted. Still, this whole thing is dumb lol. I don't think this guy realizes how dumb it is to blame a company for having seats that just so happened to cause him to get an erection when he should be blaming his own body lol
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on May 02, 2012, 06:43:43 PM
I think you're supposed to go to a doctor after 4 hours.
I'd say call a doctor if it lasts longer than an hour for a professional opinion lmao.
Quote from: threeofspades on May 02, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?! :o
Well yes it can.
As long as you keep on stimulating it, it can stay that size indefinitely.
But it's not supposed to last too long, which is why you should be worried if it hasn't settled down within a decent time frame.
Do you think he wore jeans for two years
Quote from: D&P3 on May 02, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: threeofspades on May 02, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! GUYS CAN THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU?! :o
Well yes it can.
As long as you keep on stimulating it, it can stay that size indefinitely.
Confirmed for not having a penis.
The last two years must've been pretty hard for him.
Quote from: AssemblyRequired on May 08, 2012, 02:25:30 AM
The last two years must've been pretty hard for him.
Bahahahahaaaaah pun-ny.
Motorcycles are just too damn sexy.
I have a motorcycle ;o
Maybe you should ask her out or something.
I'm sensing that there is an inside joke behind those words
???
We're living together.
LIAR. :mad: we aren't quite yet. give it two weeks. ;8