Bark.
what's that boy? Timmy fell in a well?
don't worry pacman we'll save you!
Bark.
You forget I'm 8 feet tall. I can just climb out.
How long have you been a dog?
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Also, how long has Godot been a dog, and how many legs do you hump on a daily basis?
I'm a dog, and I don't know what half of those words mean.
Wow, this thread lost it's novelty pretty quickly.