Post your favorite song lyrics. It can be from any song, and it can be as vulgar as you like, but of course if it gets too vulgar, who knows, someone might flush it down a toilet into the sewers.
If you REALLY want to, you can post why they're your favorite lyrics.
I guess I'll start.
"Oh, Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life,
Two kids, a dog, and the precautionary wife,
While it was all going accordingly to plan,
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man."
Billy Brown, Mika
Notably, not my favorite SONG, not my favorite BAND, but in my opinion these lyrics are hilarious and the instrumentals are fantastic.
There was a wolf in me
when the world was cold.
It was the life I lived
in the dark world below.
There was a wolf in me
crying and howling too
the night I ran with the wolves.
Tonight the food is you.
In The Year of the Wolf[/], Motorhead