ATTENTION
This is Colonel Roy Campbell. I don't know how we got here, but we're in a strange and uncharted world with no knowledge of anything whatsoever. It is of utmost importance that we all, good and evil, band together to survive. Make no mistake- our unity will make or break us.
Metal Gear Operatives: Report in!
Last I checked, I outranked you buddy.
Infighting isn't gonna get us anywhere old man. And so you know, your voice actor is a hack.
...huh.
Wha~?! What is this place? I'm scared. :'(
I'm a box.
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Quote from: The Box on December 09, 2010, 09:45:03 AM
I'm a box.
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C'mere you. *begins to approach*
*attempts to flee*
*doesn't get very far*
Quote from: The Box on December 09, 2010, 11:21:03 AM
*attempts to flee*
*doesn't get very far*
*hides inside you* >_>
OH DEAR LORD
Stay focused on the mission, John.
I've come from another world to do battle with you, RMRK.
You're going against a power beyond your comprehension.
A fight to the death with RMRK... Only in that can my soul find respite.
...*Tries to pick up the box*
[spoiler]Name change to Gray Fox, please?[/spoiler]
I love how all of this was started by a random brand new member, possibly a bot.
Pardon the ignorance but who is the member Solid Snake?
I'd like to give him my vote in Best Use Of Avatar and Signature space but I don't remember who he was before the name change >.<
Arrow, the guy with the Megaman set.
The spirits cry out for your participation, FOX.
Frank Yeager, cough cough
Yeah, Arrow- er, what he said.
*lights a cigarette*
*smoke pours out of the box*
Quote from: Zylos on December 09, 2010, 08:13:01 PM
I love how all of this was started by a random brand new member, possibly a bot.
I am
not a bot. I am a North American Fall Webworm, and I- uh...
I am a distinguished officer of the U.S. Special Forces!
Quote from: Colonel on December 09, 2010, 09:03:12 PM
I am not a bot. I am a North American Fall Webworm, and I- uh...
LA LI LU LE SHUT UP.
Hey, you can't talk to the Colonel that w- *COUGH HACK WHEEZE* ... Why do I feel like I'm really old all of a sudden?
It has been a long time...Snake.
It is the weight of war that slows you down, Snake...
...and the fact that you're really old.
Why does everyone like carrying me around :(
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--YiJma6xI[/yt]
Who are you people?! *attempts to hide in box*
The box is a metaphor for the shaman's cave, where he goes on his spirit journey to... aw, heck, boxes are fun to play in!
Emma?! You can't fit inside The Box, I'm already inside it!
Also you're dead!
pssst... let the girl in the box with you...
Well, you're old! :mad:
*steals box*
I'M NOT A SEX BOX.
>.>
*coughunlessyoucoughpaycough*
Look what I found!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi938.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad230%2FEvilM00s%2Feuro.jpg&hash=eb9b59bc88e2e690a13b312373a77bfd7b78639d)
Anyone need a loan?
*throws a grenade at Raven*
*steals the cash*
*dives back into the box*
...............................
Ack.
I said I'd loan it to you... *wheeze*
*accusatory finger from within the box!* I won't fall for your lies!
...It's big boss that will believe anything. Because he has to. :V
Too late, snake has it >.>
Look at this scar.
LOOK AT IT.
OH MAN BOOBS
Wait you're like my GRANDMA or something!
That's okay, Snake, crawl away from me on your belly. We wil meet again, and I will not underestimate you again.
Besides, I got a whole stack...
So THAT'S what that bigass can is for!
I suspected Gatorade BUT NOW I KNOW BETTER.
All the while , the lowly box hides in wait.
Soon, thy will feel her boxy wraith.
I'd comment on all those typos, but I remember that you're a box and that you don't actually have hands. Good job.
I'm also tired.
Being sat in is hard work.
Ah, my legs! I can't move them! :'(
WAKE UP, it's early!
I gave birth to Shalashaska.
Not Naked Snake.
Fucker.
But I was cloned from the last son of The Boss! Not the literal ones, but the...wait how do I KNOW this? AUUUUUUUGH MY BRAIN
NAKED SNAKE ISN'T MY SON
I'VE ONLY GIVEN BIRTH TO OCELOT YOU FUCK
Quote from: Solid Snake on December 09, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
*accusatory finger from within the box!* I won't fall for your lies!
...It's big boss that will believe anything. Because he has to. :V
Son don't make me whup you.
Don't make me dismantle your gun without you being able to do anything about it, John.
Don't make me uh...
Um...
Do you have any idea just how annoying that was, woman. :mad:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hal, what have I told you about letting Metal Gear Rex loose? :mad: :mad: :mad:
LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dgUoW-niI[/yt]
*is full of MIIINTBERRYY CRUNCH! and cthulu. Also, love.*
And snake. > : D
In the Iriqois languange, Iriquois means "snake". It is an animal to be feared.
:0
There better not be sea lice in you. D:
I have a friend who would love to dangle you from an oil boom, little girl... right above the water!
AH, NOOoooOOooOo!!!!
I'm just a helpless programmer!!!! I'm too young to die!! :'(
Quote from: RATION on December 11, 2010, 12:28:31 AM
:0
*in the voice of doctor weird*
IIIIIIII AM GOING TO EAT YOU!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkiddo.org%2Fwp%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Fexclamation-point-for-kiddo-t.jpg&hash=2d7e17299e90706eda4014087048e360edd9f0c2)
Damn! You've been spotted! Get to cover before something terrible happens, quickly!
Isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die. I've been waiting, Snake, for a long time. Waiting for your birth, your growth, and the finality of today.
Silence you.
INCOMING CALL
[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdOzb3lhEe4[/yt]
THEY WON'T STOP SCREAMING
*kneels down*
Yeah? Who's there?
It's your Uncle Carl. I'm wearing a thong.
HRk...Bwwwurrgghh...*RALPH*
You have shown your weakness, Snake! Now crawl, crawl on your belly like the snake you are to... the bathroom. Get cleaned up.
I'm pretty sure I have paper towels in here somewhere.
Eh, I think we're done here.
Metal Gear Month-Best impromptu event ever. :V
Yes, that seems correct. x) And it absolutely was.
If anyone else wants their name changed back, just post more in this thread requesting it.
Change plzkthnx.
Wants back nao tankies.
During this month, I played Metal Gear 1, 2, Solid 1, 2 and 3 and read the entire MG wiki. It's been fun.
this showing of "A Very Metal Gear Christmas" was brought to you by Android, Subway, and viewers like you.
Zap me back like a Heart Attack, jack.