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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Holkeye on September 04, 2010, 01:15:50 AM

Title: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Holkeye on September 04, 2010, 01:15:50 AM
I saw a gum wrapper on the sidewalk. Being a nature-conscious person, I picked it up to throw it in the trash. Before I could, though, something that was written on it caught my eye. It was a phone number. I started to get a weird feeling, so I decided to call it. The person on the other end said that they were some kind of "Wrigley" company, but I wasn't buying it. I decided to do a bit of research when I got home.

Later, on my computer, I searched for this "Wrigley". I didn't use Google, though, since any company that makes enough money to give a lot of people jobs just has to be some sort of secret government wetwork society. Anyway, right when I pressed enter, my power went out. It was pretty freaky. I called the power company, and they said that they were working on it. I, being an entitled half-child, became upset at the inconvenience. I replied, "I guess it's cool to steal," or some similar wit.

The power came back on a few hours later, as I was mid-argument with my father about his tendency to snoop in on my life. I believe I was shouting, "Don't touch my manga, dad!" When the lights were fixed. I logged back online and was immediately stunned to find that somehow, (government conspiracy?) my recent webpages were saved in my browser history.

I was scared. Of course, my first course of action was to go to a pseudo-militant website and see if I could form an army of other like-minded luminaries, and discuss the possibility of some sort of armed assault. I wasn't exactly sure where, or how, but it sounded like a pretty good idea. The first thing I had to do was weigh the pros and cons of using automatic weapons or Japanese replica swords. One I had in abundance, but the other would be hard to come by.

Anyway, I want your opinion. Is this a good idea, or not? Regardless of how you answer, I'll most likely forget about this thread in a day or two, but I'll be back with some more fucking nonsense soon after.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Zylos on September 04, 2010, 01:23:13 AM
Hell yeah it's a good idea!

Hacking them with swords will teach those bastards to stalk you like that!
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Irock on September 04, 2010, 01:55:36 AM
Absolutely. Your paranoia is completely justified, as Google bought out the federal government a few years ago so they could capture and enslave you.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Jules on September 04, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
win~
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Tezuka on September 04, 2010, 10:56:18 AM
Oh my god yes.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Zeriab on September 04, 2010, 01:56:26 PM
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Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: tSwitch on September 04, 2010, 03:05:24 PM
HOW DID YOU CALL THE POWER COMPANY WITH NO POWER?!
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: CartoonFan on September 04, 2010, 05:33:35 PM
Y'know... even though I get paranoid once in a while, I HAVE changed a lot since two-thousand-fuck-seven.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Irock on September 04, 2010, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 04, 2010, 03:05:24 PM
HOW DID YOU CALL THE POWER COMPANY WITH NO POWER?!
HIS NON-ANDROID MOBILE PHONE.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Followed
Post by: Sophist on September 04, 2010, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: Animefan on September 04, 2010, 05:33:35 PM
Y'know... even though I get paranoid once in a while, I HAVE changed a lot since two-thousand-fuck-seven.
lol