Quote from: AlmightyPatapon on April 05, 2010, 01:30:43 AM
Confession: I didn't know that having sex was mandatory and that you can't just wait until you at least got the stuff.
As it is, I have condoms, but they're such a different sensation that it's an uphill battle to maintain an erection.
And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina.
Yes, bio, I feel the frustration of which you speak. Fortunately for me, my wife hates condoms too and has an IUD. Lucky me, eh?
My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.
And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina.
Quote from: EvilM00s on April 07, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.
I'll confess to that too.
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
Quote from: arlen on April 09, 2010, 03:42:33 AM
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
Agreed
I just assumed you had a constant hard-on. 24/7. non-stop. all the time. for infinity.
Quote from: arlen on April 09, 2010, 03:42:33 AM
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
Nah, mine is so thick that her walls press hard enough to peel the condom off. "Slipped" was his misuse of a word.
Nice save.
My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.
Am I doing that right, Bio?
Quote from: SirJackRex on April 09, 2010, 08:23:33 PM
My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.
Am I doing that right, Bio?
It was a solid effort, so I'll let it slide. I have to custom order condoms.
ITT: Insecure men brag about their penis size :P
Show us yer penis bio
Be thankful, men. Proportionally speaking, humans have the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. What a coincidence that RMRK has some of the biggest penises on the internet! :lol:
Actually, a bit of quick research shows that barnacles have the largest penis in proportion to their size.
Also, most guys on RMRK are lying about their sizes. Except for Arlen.
Though I wouldn't mind proof just to be sure.
>_>
Arlen is a sexy barnacle.
Average sized penis? So you're about 5 foot six?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Quote from: Roph on April 10, 2010, 03:36:15 PM
Show us yer penis bio
Alright, brah. The camera is like a 10 dollar digital/webcam thing, so the quality is shit. I have a picture next to a ruler, but it's way too fuzzy to actually even see numbers. I guess my hand is the reference, and I have pretty large hands. WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, MEIN PENIS!
[spoiler](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg62.imageshack.us%2Fimg62%2F537%2F003tn.gif&hash=ca231fcca62b5a6f5ca4dc6375634ce0b11a9a4a) (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/003tn.gif/)[/spoiler]
Confession: Irock and Roph now have new RMRK member fapping material.
It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.
Quote from: Irock on April 11, 2010, 06:04:01 PM
It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.
I'm not.
Proof;
[spoiler](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg685.imageshack.us%2Fimg685%2F8190%2F014b.gif&hash=a13a78b9fc08ac685dbba4ffa8dbb1ee2001f8c5) (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/014b.gif/)[/spoiler]
Nothing says I love you like a nice big erection. :kashii:
Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o
*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<
Quote from: Zylos on April 11, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o
*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<
Wharblgarble, I knew somebody would want a sign or something... I guess "Fuck Fadark" works, or I could just do the date. I'm out of double A batteries for this shitty little camera.
Liar.
Quote from: Irock on April 11, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Liar.
Oh fuck off, I already posted a picture, I'm sorry I don't have absolute proof for you. I'll take a picture later with a sign.
Irock's just jealous 'cause it's a bigger dick than he is.
Are you calling me a dick :madcop:
No moo, nobody on the planet has a large penis. It's all just a lie. Keep telling him that or his ego will die.
Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it. My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints. I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.
Quote from: Irock on April 11, 2010, 10:50:02 PM
Are you calling me a dick :madcop:
I would never do that, sir. I love you as if you were my very own.
Quote from: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:50:49 PM9 inches by six inches.
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Didn't click the spoiler cause the quote gave me context. So onto my post XD
Quote from: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:50:49 PM
Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it. My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints. I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.
I'd like to address that part. Your penis size might get you kudos from the men. But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child? It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length. The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused. It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas. The point here is if your
erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas. This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm. You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner. ^-^
Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first? that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child? It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it
gradually. Which means if you take your time. And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it". If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right ;)
/me applauds Lady J, laughing his ass off erstwhile.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 13, 2010, 05:13:25 PM
I'd like to address that part. Your penis size might get you kudos from the men. But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child? It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length. The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused. It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas. The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas. This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm. You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner. ^-^
Yes, I realize that through horrible pain and occasional tearing, a vagina can fit a child through it. This holds bearing how? And it does matter, to a certain extent. If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be. And as for length, no, it's not very important as long as you're over 4 inches, but girth depends on how much pressure you put on the vaginal walls, more pressure generally means more sensation. Size does matter, but length isn't as important as most people seem to think. And yes, if you have the worlds largest penis, you wouldn't satisfy a woman, because most people would have virtually no chance of comfortably accommodating such a size.
To say that any girl can take any size penis is just wrong. Physically speaking, it isn't true, and I'm sure most girls couldn't take the entire length of me. There are limits, lots of girls "bottom out" at around 8 inches, sometimes even 7.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 13, 2010, 05:13:25 PM
Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first? that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child? It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually. Which means if you take your time. And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it". If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right ;)
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully, sometimes causing death, it can have a baby come through it. But generally, women want their sex to be
pleasurable, rather than TERRIBLE PAIN. And yes, vaginal depth changes based on arousal, but there are limits. Most girls can not fully take a 9 inch penis. This is not speculation, I know this to be true.
bio has a chode
Is*
Quote from: Firerain on April 13, 2010, 11:34:48 PM
bio has a chode
A chode means more girth than length, which I do not have.
i know what chode means.
Then you know I don't. :-\
Ever stuck it in an ass?
I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.
This thread has become so unclassy.
Quote from: modern algebra on April 14, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.
That's a taint.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
I think that said everything I wanted to, no need to say more ^_^ lol
Show us yer vagina lady =o
haha... no =)
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
"Pretty" and "Vagina" don't really go well together ._.
This is true. You could also google the prettiest box of cow tongues and find the same result. =o
Probably =o But then "biggest vagina" wouldn't exactly appeal to you either, now would it :P
Confession: I think I turned the confession thread into a discussion thread. woops. xD
beef curtains ;o
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
I know more about my cock and its usefulness than her, and everything I said is right.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 14, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.
Also, Roph, I'm into anal.
Quote from: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: LadyJules on April 14, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.
Also, Roph, I'm into anal.
Pitching or catching?
Pitching only, I don't do anything submissive. I wouldn't go down on a guy either.
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
@grafikal, holk & bio ;o
[edit] & LadyJules
Quote from: Roph on April 15, 2010, 02:10:32 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
Nah, unless I was fucking some other girl and she had nothing else to do. :blizj:
Quote from: Roph on April 15, 2010, 02:10:32 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
@grafikal, holk & bio ;o
[edit] & LadyJules
negatory. nothing will ever willingly go in my butt lol.
Nope.
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
Quote from: Roph on April 15, 2010, 02:10:32 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
@grafikal, holk & bio ;o
[edit] & LadyJules
Depends on the girl ;8
Confession: I have never stayed awake a full 24 hours. I can remember running on only a couple hours of sleep.. but I've never made it a full 24 without
any sleep. I'm a lightweight xD
Quote from: Arrow-1 on April 15, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
this thread is balls.
This thread is vagina.
Quote from: biohazard on April 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Arrow-1 on April 15, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD
loved that ^_^
/me enters firerain
Quote from: biohazard on April 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Arrow-1 on April 15, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
Because women don't have the benefit of experience with their own vaginas.
I would think that the default vagina experts (outside of female gynecologists) are lesbians. They own them vaginas.
[Really late edit] And mothers.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 15, 2010, 02:07:04 PM
Quote from: biohazard on April 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Arrow-1 on April 15, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD
loved that ^_^
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
confession: I find bio's ignorance entertaining
Quote from: biohazard on April 13, 2010, 11:09:25 PM
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully
Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.
There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.
So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my
education and
experience and what does she know with her
vagina and
experience and
education.
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 16, 2010, 01:35:56 AM
Quote from: biohazard on April 13, 2010, 11:09:25 PM
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully
Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.
There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.
So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.
Have more experience than you. Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me. Her vagina is wrong.
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.
Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 16, 2010, 01:48:13 AM
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.
Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
I was trying to prove something to you? Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right. Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.
HaloOfTheSun. :*
Confession: Judging from the maturity Bio seems to be trying to make these claims with, I seriously question the amount of experience he's had with normal, sober girls outside of his dreams. Also, I'll take the word of a mother and a married man about these things over a teenager going "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you".
Bio, all your conversations are like
Halo: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
LJ: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
Zylos: One is a mother and one is married so they obviously know more than you.
Bio: No.
dude ._.
Edit: Please don't reply by quoting this post and writing 'no' below it, because that would be expected and dumb :|
QuoteWith arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.
source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity)
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And also:
QuoteI wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.
(bio)
QuoteIf anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.
(bio)
Isn't it contradictory? Or maybe i just misunderstood.
Quote from: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 01:00:41 AM
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)
Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue. :D
At the risk of sounding sappy, dig this... I saw my wife give birth three times. The first two she was medicated and using lamaze, and the whole affair was terribly painful. The last time was natural, and while it did hurt, she said once you accept that there will be some pain, it doesn't bother you NEARLY so much. I found this odd since the last kid was the biggest yet. It amazes me to this day the amount of control she had- control she says was only possible by tossing out preconceived notions of what birth should be like and just letting her body do what it needed to do. Her recovery time was remarkably short as well.
Just sayin'...
<3 LadyJules. Bio is a great sport when it comes to things like this, you gotta admit.
The first time is EXTREMELY frightening. My first was my largest baby, and it hurt more with him. But I think mostly because I spent the entire time convinced I was going to die. lol After that having my other two children was.. hmm.. not easy, but easier. That crap you see on TV and movies with women screaming and carrying on is just that.. TV and movies. It's ridiculous. I never screamed, I never acted like that. It was much less traumatic than I thought it would be.
@SirJack - yup I agree, he is =)
My deepest respect to you, LadyJ. Well done.
Quote from: Brandon Lee as Eric DravenMother is the name for God on the hearts and lips of all children.
Quote from: Wikipediavagina tents.
Lol vagina tent.
Watch youself getting in, the floor is slick as hell.
^ rofl
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@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?
Also why do we even keep bio around?
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 17, 2010, 01:24:50 AM
Also why do we even keep bio around?
Roph likes having him around to clean dicks with.
Quote from: Nightwolf on April 16, 2010, 02:55:27 AM
Bio, all your conversations are like
Halo: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
LJ: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
Zylos: One is a mother and one is married so they obviously know more than you.
Bio: No.
dude ._.
Edit: Please don't reply by quoting this post and writing 'no' below it, because that would be expected and dumb :|
Yes, I don't care to prove things to people on the internet, I say things, if you disagree, fuck you. I don't care at all who you are or would I spend time to try to convince you. I've spent a god damned long time researching it, and if you don't believe me, no skin off my back, really.
Quote from: Zylos on April 16, 2010, 02:19:16 AM
Confession: Judging from the maturity Bio seems to be trying to make these claims with, I seriously question the amount of experience he's had with normal, sober girls outside of his dreams. Also, I'll take the word of a mother and a married man about these things over a teenager going "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you".
Hur hur hur I didn't have enough women. And people think you're more mature than me? I don't see how I said anything immature, I realize it's just penis size, and I realize the capabilities of the vagina. It has some. It doesn't stretch forever.
Quote from: kukusu on April 16, 2010, 11:42:12 AM
QuoteWith arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.
source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity)
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And also:
QuoteI wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.
(bio)
QuoteIf anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.
(bio)
Isn't it contradictory? Or maybe i just misunderstood.
And your quote said everything I already knew. What it doesn't touch on, is the maximum average depth, as it varies widely from woman to woman. They don't stretch forever, many can't take more than around 8 inches.
And it is contradictory, what I suppose I'm saying is this; I like that I'm that big. I don't think it will be a plus for the woman though, so I guess I'm selfish?
Quote from: LadyJules on April 16, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 01:00:41 AM
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)
Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue. :D
I'm not trolling. I'm right. You aren't. Fact. You're trying to tell me that most any vagina can accommodate upwards of 8 inches? This isn't true. You're simply wrong. If you want to take a long time, and have the girl completely aroused, it can stretch, but it has a limit, and it's different woman to woman. Most aren't that deep.
Am I the only one who's going to stop and mention that bio posted a picture of his dick?
Jesus christ man, this is an internet forum. Not a goddamn circlejerk.
twice.
Insecurity comes in many forms. For some, it's having to brag about having sex with a girl, and then posting your dick on the Internet. For others, it's having to qualify every statement, and rebuking any attempt that others make to show them that they don't know everything. For even more, still, it's all of the above.
buying a Hummer.
lol.
Rofl, Hummers. ;D I think it might also manifest in fake hair and penis extensions.
[spoiler]
And maybe also fake penis hair extensions.
[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sophist on April 17, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
internet forum.
Quote from: Sophist on April 17, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
Not a circle jerk.
WU-WU-WHAT?! WHEN DID THIS CHANGE?! :mad:
Also, I never bragged. I'm a scrub at sex, I'm aware of this. Insecurity is doubting my claim of penis size on the internet, and then still doubting after I post pictures. And I don't know everything, but THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 17, 2010, 01:24:50 AM
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?
My kidney stone patients who have also given birth are usually of the opinion that while both experiences are painful, kidney stones are the kind of hideous pain that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, while labour is the kind of pain that can be handled, with extreme effort (or stadol :-\). Either way, I'm told stones are just a whole new level of agony.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
limit ain't 9 inches my friend.
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 17, 2010, 03:09:19 PM
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
limit ain't 9 inches my friend.
Prove it isn't. The average limit is less than 9.
Quote from: Mr_Wiggles on April 16, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have. But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore. I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more. I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have. But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it. Make sense?
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 17, 2010, 01:24:50 AM
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?
Also why do we even keep bio around?
When I had Amanda, I had a kidney stone. I didn't know it and it wasn't found until
after she was born. I went to the hospital several times before I was actually in labor thinking I
was in labor when I wasn't. I gave birth to her on Friday, came home Saturday, and was hospitalized Saturday night when I returned in pain that felt like labor again.. I remember telling the doctor that "he left one in". lol I wouldn't say it's more painful.. actually the pain is equal. The pain of a kidney stone is equal to that of giving birth. HOWEVER, when you give birth, the pain comes and goes. It has an ebb and flow and you can catch your breath and relax a little between the two. With the kidney stone, it came on and did
not go away. Which, in some respects, made it the worse of the two pains.
As to why you keep bio around, I couldn't say, but he is fun xD.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 04:15:31 AM
I'm not trolling. I'm right. You aren't. Fact. You're trying to tell me that most any vagina can accommodate upwards of 8 inches? This isn't true. You're simply wrong. If you want to take a long time, and have the girl completely aroused, it can stretch, but it has a limit, and it's different woman to woman. Most aren't that deep.
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one. And that there are more out there than you think. Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal. Is it our fault you fail in that department? :(
LadyJules is a sex goddess.
lol, Bio has sex with a girl with a tiny vagina and suddenly knows that every woman in the universe has the same vagina.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 17, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one. And that there are more out there than you think. Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal. Is it our fault you fail in that department? :(
I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 17, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
Quote from: Mr_Wiggles on April 16, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have. But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore. I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more. I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have. But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it. Make sense?
Yea that makes sense.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
Quote from: LadyJules on April 17, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one. And that there are more out there than you think. Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal. Is it our fault you fail in that department? :(
I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 18, 2010, 01:40:36 AM
I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.
Maintain all you want, moron. She knows about her actual vagina. Good for her. Hers is not everyones.
And yours is no ones.
Bio knows all about vagina, being a huge one himself.
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said. You guys are funny.
Quote from: biohazard on April 18, 2010, 03:29:52 AM
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said. You guys are funny.
thanks
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oh wait I didn't post much here
dang.
Quote from: biohazard on April 18, 2010, 03:29:52 AM
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said. You guys are funny.
more inclined to believe a woman about vaginas than some punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 16, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 01:00:41 AM
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)
Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue. :D
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* :mayo:
Quote from: NAMKCOR on April 18, 2010, 05:20:00 AM
punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.
lolk.
You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 04:15:31 AM
I don't see how I said anything immature
Quote from: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: Irock on April 11, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Liar.
Oh fuck off
Quote from: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 02:04:03 AM
Quote from: Biohazard to HaloOfTheSun
Have more experience than you. Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me. Her vagina is wrong.
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 16, 2010, 01:48:13 AM
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.
Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
I was trying to prove something to you? Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right. Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 04:15:31 AM
I say things, if you disagree, fuck you.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 04:15:31 AM
I'm right. You aren't. Fact.
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
Quote from: biohazard on April 18, 2010, 02:49:33 AM
Maintain all you want, moron.
Quote from: biohazard on April 19, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.
lol
Still not seeing any immaturity. Swearing now makes you immature?
hahahaha. ok. im done here, i can't take this. it's too good.
I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death
Quote from: modern algebra on April 19, 2010, 02:17:23 AM
I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death
Maybe we should... castrate it?!
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with averages. The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches. Which means there are some longer and some shorter. Regardless, this topic is going no where. Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas. So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww: =)
how big would you say your vagina is lady =o
Honestly? I have a big one. When I went for my first checkup my doctor told me I had an elongated birth canal (read long vagina) and it might make childbirth difficult. But I exercise it regularly, so no problems ;)
And by exercise (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise) I don't mean sex, jeez people, is that all you think about? :P
Kegels?
Crunches
I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just bating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.
Don't you mean bigger penis?
Hurr, hurr, hurrrrr...
Show us yer penis Roph
Quote from: arlen on April 19, 2010, 01:53:57 PM
I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just masturbating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.
I didn't even see that link, Lady. I know what they are, I was asking if those are what you did. I guess so.
Quote from: LadyJules on April 19, 2010, 10:43:45 AM
Quote from: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with averages. The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches. Which means there are some longer and some shorter. Regardless, this topic is going no where. Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas. So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww: =)
Are you a fucking retard? I said HIGH average, and YES, I ALREADY SAID THERE ARE SOME LARGER AND SMALLER, WHERE YOU SAID "DUR ALL VAGINAS CAN FIT ANYTHING IF YOU JUST BELIEVE". Fuck lady, you can spew a bunch of bullshit like a pro, even I am in awe.
This has to be the stupidest active thread on the fourms right now.
yep.
Quote from: Sophist on April 19, 2010, 11:48:21 PM
This has to be the stupidest active thread on the fourms right now.
funny stupid or just plain retarded stupid?
It had its moments, but I think now it'd fall into just plain retarded.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto[/yt]
Such is the evolution of all threads on RMRK, isn't it? xD
Roph should make a flash player that links porn from somewhere.
Might as well have a porn thread.
This is why RMRK sucks
You could always leave.
This is chewey using Skanker's account we did leave jftr I just came back because I lost a link I had posted here
I don't know why Skanker came back
arlen you're a retard I hate you
:baww:
I'm sort of glad. Chewey has increasingly been more of a douche everyday. Maybe some time away is necessary.
what's up with the excessive amount of :baww: ing lately?
PMDD (https://health.google.com/health/ref/Premenstrual+dysphoric+disorder)? ;]
words hurt now i'm sad
::)
Let me give you a nice, long, warm hug.
Oh yes, thats the stuff.
Quote from: Nightwolf on April 24, 2010, 03:24:23 AM
Let me give you a nice, long, warm hug.
Oh yes, thats the stuff.
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Wait, when and why did Chewey and Skanker leave?
Now and because of you.
Quote from: SirJackRex on April 24, 2010, 05:54:51 AM
Wait, when and why did Chewey and Skanker leave?
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The word "cut" should not be used in the same topic as the word "penis".
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Quote from: Zylos on April 24, 2010, 07:21:34 AM
The word "cut" should not be used in the same topic as the word "penis".
Or vagina either for that matter lol
This thread explains the personality of RMRK perfectly
We have a personality? Well that explains our ADD.
I had my personality removed surgically. I find I fit in with mainstream society better.