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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: NPC on December 25, 2009, 07:11:44 PM
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In the spirit of the season, each person who posts will say something negative about whoever posts next (the fun part is not knowing who it would be) and whoever posts next has to just go with it.
person 1: "v is immature"
person 2: "SCREW YOU I AM THE MOST MATURE! the person below me sets people on fire"
person 3: "Only because they won't do it themselves, the person below me..." and on and on
okay, I guess I should start: the person below me has no taste in fashion
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I can't disagree, I am not a bitch.
is a bitch.
v
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Hey, I'm no one's bitch. D:
...most of the time... <.<
The person below me smells like horse jizz.
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Well of curse, but v bathe in horse shit
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how else can I expect to keep such a good complexion
v is trying to destroy RMRK from the inside out
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Never! >:D
has horrible acne
v
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AAAAHHH IT'S TRUE HOW DID YOU KNOW ;9
I'LL NEVER TALK TO ANY ONE AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
\/'s a dirty slut who smelleths of peanuts :mad:
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I did it because you told me you like peanuts >:C
V likes to do naughty things with watermelons.
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At least I draw slut faces on them first
besides, v watches
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Damn you! You know I derive pleasure from nothing else! :mad:
\/ is a madman with a snotty nose.
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well... i am a madman
\/ does unspeakable things with cacti
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YEAH YEAH I SCRATCH THOSE PRICKLY BASTARDS ALL OVER MAH BODY! YEAH YEAH >:D
is a dick head >:|
v
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i told you it was a BIRTH DEFECT!
v likes to feed his dog peanut butter.
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Is that rude? Because I actually -do- do that. It's how I give her her pills =o
wow, you have yellow teeth.
V
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yes, yes I do: :huge:
I make an effort, though.
But y'know, \/ doesn't brush their teeth at all.
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That was a secret ;_; .
V likes to "experiment" with sea lions.
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I like to make sea panthers.
has a taste for human flesh, you ugly hobo >:(
V
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It tastes of pork
\/ has an enlarged medulla oblongata
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I RESENT THAT! I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE AT ALL!! >O -beats with a frozen tuna-
V faps uncontrollably to Celine Dion
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Yeah, but I also fap uncontrollably to everybody else.
V Is a motherfucking sonofabitch bastard.
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and that makes me all sympathetic-able and cool 8)
\/ will buy any album if it's featured as being at walmart.
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Only because my mom gets 10% off.
V has a secret third butt cheek.
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When I run, it whistles.
v has uncontrollably weeping sores all over their inner thighs and grundle area.
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THE DOCTORS SAID I'LL BE ALRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! :a:
has a small dick or a flabby chunky vajayjay :bigmad:
V
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Still bigger than yours 8D
V has late night fantasies involving Spongebob Squarepants, a kazoo, and packing tape.
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I...I don't even like them!
V is rude enough to post here.
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:3
The person below me is too embarrassed to confess their feelings for the person below them.
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:-[
V has uncontrollable raping sprees
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I already told you I'm not paying child support, so quit whinin' >O
V is a dorkfish.
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That's Mr. Dorkfish to you, now pass the corn dogs...
And I'm not the one who likes anatomically correct inflatable farm animals, V is!
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I told you that I'm just an avid collector of toys! <_<;
The person below me smells worse than the person above me.
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Thats because i'm a Ganado
The person below me is(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.figuresworld.net%2Fvideo_games%2Fresevil4%2Fre4chainsaw.jpg&hash=c9c7243ac501b060fbf459763d3a91f3565fd09c)
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*instant kills leon causing the player to swear*
v is secretly older than firerain
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Thats incorrect
the person below me is (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fui14.gamespot.com%2F1101%2Fjackkrauser_2.jpg&hash=19e24b7cd39328b403d8980192c21af38eef83b5)
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...
The person below me isn't as retarded as the person above me, but they come pretty damn close.
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Zylos, how could you insult me in so deep a manner. If we lived in a time and place where honour was big shit...Well, such a deeply insulting statement would no doubt screw our whole entire society over. Thanks, Zylos.
\/ uses ellipses to aid themselves in their smartassery.
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Well... look who showed up \/... a real schmuck, that one... should use more soap...
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I'd like to see you try to make me take a bath! :mad: It always smells like wet dog when I do. ._.
The person below me doesn't bump old topics, but they do bump Phillip1776's butt. :mad:
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who the hell is Phillip1776? I suppose it could have happened by accident, whoever he is... :-[
V has posted on this thread
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Yes I have. :mad:
But I'm nowhere near as rude as the person below me, a lecherous stalker who likes to take pictures of their obsessive interest naked in the shower.
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I thought you didn't bathe, Zy- oh shi-
And besides, \/ is the person that has genital chafing because of their incessant fapping to the pictures I take while cooking bacon in the nude!
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I well eeexcuuuse me for appreciating, your lovely curves and your delicious bacon......
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...
Anyway v is a very lazy Newb that should use some Mouthwash for once..
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Mouthwash is for Sissies ~
v Is nothing but a sick fox-raper!
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I take the position that Zylos doesn't particularly mind.
V likes ABBA.
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That not just all!!!
v is actually a closet Emo
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But my closet is dark just like the inside of my heart..
v is a serial cake rapist
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I take the position that Zylos doesn't particularly mind.
:|
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Bakery Raping.
We do what we must
because we can,
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who went blind.
But there's no sense fapping over every partake.
You just keep on humping till you run out of cake.
And the condoms gets worn,
And we make some weird porn,
For the people who are into this.
Go ahead and watch me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Tezuka...
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's raping to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've photographs to make.
There is money to intake.
From the people who are into this.
\/ was fapping to the whole song.
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you'r actually right :lol:
V has a bad breath
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Sooooooo WHaaaaat?
v braids their nose hair.
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I'm telling you, someone does it to me while I'm sleeping!
I'll bet it's V.
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Me? Totally not. I'm just an innocent fox. Like I would ever pull a cool prank like that. I've got a semi-solid alibi. What nose hair braids? Go away.
The person below the next poster has a crush on the poster above them, but they've just realized that said person has a crush on the person above them, so now the person below the next poster wants to murder the person who posted above their crush's post, and the person below me is an asshole for letting the problem grow so large.
...waaaaait a minute...
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Look, I'm happily married. I thought it was just an infatuation. Besides, what was I gonna say? Stop looking into my bedroom from the next building with your binoculars? Stop masturbating while you talk to me on the phone? Quit leaving dead animals in my wife's car? It wasn't a big deal, really. \/ does that stuff, you know. Hey, put down that axe! Let's talk this over...
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why talking it over?this way goes faster then talking it over I just wanted some revenge...
lets chop of that head of your oops I choped \/ head of...Can I use that head?
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Logic... failure...
But hey, at least things didn't fail as badly as \/ does when it comes to grammar.
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man yous a fagot
Next person to post is a fascist pig
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But I am a girl so its considered cute.
At I don't a face made of semen and vomit like V does.
Man, V has no pride at all.
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Awwwwwwwwwww. : (
Well it's certainly not so bad as having a vagina filled with centipedes.
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If by have you mean a printed image from a certain thread then uh... yup.
V befriends young children on facebook and watches them grow, in a seedy way.
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What's wrong with befriending children? What else am I going to do with all this candy?
At least I don't lick toilet seats like \/.
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Gotta clean em somehow.
Not as bad as the next person, who picks up used tissues people blew their nose in and eats the contents.
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Money is tight. The food budget has suffered.
It's not quite on par with v, who has been observed using astringent pads on their backne while simultaneously inserting foreign objects into various orafices- in public!
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THAT WAS A GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED INSERTION.
Shit, you'd think I'd been eating A GIANT TUB OF MAYONNAISE, LIKE THIS GUY. v
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IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.
At least I don't have a centipede filled vagina FOR A FACE like V does.
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PTHBBTBRTT
Also centipedes.
But you know, it's really not so bad. I'm told it makes me look distinguished.
But that's really just the sort of thing \/ would say.
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Only because I have style.
Unlike V.
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What're you talking about? I have plenty of style.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stylesectionla.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Flady-gaga.jpg&hash=e7dba3d203af7d9747855840f3230f600f3bbd18)
\/ has a secret crush on Irock.
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I have secretly crushed with him rocks.
But at least I'm not a hemaphroduck like V.
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Quack, bitches! I get twice as much action as any one here, especially the introverted shut-in below. Get some sun, will you? Sheesh.
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This sun explodes at the sight of my awesomeness.
V is a side account of boxxyc*nt
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Good luck getting someone to- Aaaahhh, doornails... I've bene fuond uot! Damint! Cuold you raed thsi?
Oh well. The person below is renowned for their sub-aquatic necro-bestial anal butt sexcapades while under the influence of parsley joints!
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you know that is one reason why my name is WeirdGameMaker...
the person below gets a bomb in the face from moi
and it has a little note on it wich says:you got something on your face!
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At least it wasn't pain!
The person below me has painful, penis dwelling ticks.
And if they don't have a penis, they just grew one.
Made of spit.
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This new anti-tick medicine is a sha- wait, I didn't read this instructions... I'm supposed to insert it WHERE?!?
I'll just rely on the person below to help me out. They're have a passion for inserting objects in places they're not meant to go.
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Hag od, I cad't breathe...
*POP*
>sniff< *GASP*
Okay, you caught me. You can also catch the person below me in a tutu having a tea party with not-so-recently dead woodland animals!
Now come here, Z, and M00sey will make the ticks go away...
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What? These are my friends!
At least I'm not sleeping with them like V >:C
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*UNF UNF UNF* MY DEVIANCY IS NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
MUCH LIKE THE PERSON BELOW IS QUITE FOND OF
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I thought it was caramel ;9
It least I didn't invade Poland like \/ did.
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CAKE WAS SERVED
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!
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V pees on old people because it makes them smell better.
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Read the topic, Gracie. "Say something rude(i.e. bad) about whoever posts next".
That's not rude, it's a necessity. Which reminds me of that song from The Jungle Book.
On a related note, \/ once fucked a bear.
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Damn right I did. I found it, beat the SHIT out of it, wrestled it to the ground and showed it who was its Daddy.
Way better than \/. They got the angry bear sex that came after I was finished.
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I knew it would come back to bite me on the ass. I thought it was just an expression!
\/ once mistook shit for chocolate and had his dog put down when he ate it. That's just terrible.
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That was no accident...
V doesn't worship Lord Inglip and has a penis, the size of which would put even the least well endowed mouse to shame.
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Hey, I'm still huge in Japan. Which is where I saw \/, posing for live action Yuri photos.
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Yuri is much better with guys.
No, it's not Yaoi. It's just Yuri with guys.
At least I didn't have a threeway with a caribou and a salamander like \/ did.
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That salamander is a frisky bitch.
\/ was the caribou's cuckolded husband.
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I get a kick out of my caribou with other ungulates, so what? It's actually rather exciting...
...and it's not nearly as laughable as \/'s public display of phobophobia, which leads them to many instances of humiliation.
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Phobophobia is an incorrect term in that a phobia is an irrational fear of something, whereas a fear is not irrational. A fear of phobias is certainly not irrational in that they are to be feared as they are, themselves, giving you something to be feared of.
\/ has a bit of shit on their chin.
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It's just coffee, I swear. Tastes about the same though, bleh.
The person below me, uh, is actually a nice person, just in the wrong place.
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I'm just trying to belong! At least I don't pay attention to Animefan like \/ does.
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I"D HAVE BANNED HIM A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO IF IT WERE UP TO ME
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THIS FUCKING GUY \/
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Well I am a sexually active fellow, technically making me a "fucking guy"
If my dog were as ugly as V, I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards
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Better grab them trimmers then, you.
\/ Is an asshole. Yeah. I said it.
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Correction, I have an asshole.
\/ son has an ass for a head.
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It's a very small ungulate, granted, but he provides me company.
\/ has a head for an arse.
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its a SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION!
anyways I'm not turned on by :epic: like \/ is
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What we have is really special. It's not so much about physical attraction - he mentally stimulates me.
V smells their hand after wiping their butt
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...I have nothing funny to say about that.
\/ looked at Djang's avatar and thought, "Wow, that guy must be ugly," which is wrong in two ways.
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Your actualy right,sorry djang
\/ wants to be a living replica of homer simpson(I am not saying I hate homer he's awesome but he could do something about his donut addiction)
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Yup, a replica of his hilarious nature and fondness for donuts :)
\/ has a maggot boob.
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I read your post and thought it might be interesting. Interesting, yes. Humane... no.
\/ doesn't get it.
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Sadly, I don't get a lot of things. ;9
V isn't ice cream.
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How cruel ;3; and from my own girlfriend no less.
\/ Is ice cream.
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Delicious, delicious ice cream.
V Uses their mom's buttplug
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For putting up \/'s ass that is.
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\/ was the last one in the pool so he's the rotten egg.
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I'll be a dry rotten egg, thank you. I'm not much of a swimmer :P
V cannot compete with this strapping young Irish lads good looks. No way.
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So what, I have boobs and a bunny hat.
Shit don't compare.
\/ is just awful. And pregnant. With Bio.
And also a dickgirl.
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(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.filmlinks4u.net%2F2010%2F10%2FJunior-1994-%25E2%2580%2593-Hollywood-Movie-Watch-Online.jpg&hash=d23fcb012bc8d21c7d874e3bb08a08b502079729) (http://img.filmlinks4u.net/2010/10/Junior-1994-%E2%80%93-Hollywood-Movie-Watch-Online.jpg)
NO anything but BIOHAZZARRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!
V is attracted to Animefan. And Biohazard.
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I find Bio's forward personality and apparent penis fun. And Animefan is fun because he's an idiot.
None of the above posts matter because \/'s argument is invalid.
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I don't care if its invalid I just post :lol:
\/ is reading the first page because he doesn't have any inspiration to thing about a rude sentence
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No. the Capteins limitless imagination has no need for stealing.
\/ doesn't hail the Captein.
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No, because as much as I wish I were, I am not a god and cannot create a hailstorm just over your head. My sincerest apologies, m'lady. How shall I make it up to you?
The person below me is... um... aw hell, I'm too nice to be rude.
The next person deserves cake.
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You can admit that I own your tail and give me an immediate cuddle.
\/ is a relative to biofaggard.
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He's my eleventeenth step-cousin through my half-uncle's dog's groomer, forty-seven times removed.
\/ keeps giving me -rep. :mad:
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ok ok I'll give you +rep from now on
\/ is so selffish to reply before me...
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Awesome people go first.
\/ is a something or other.
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I'm other.
\/ enjoys Andre Rieu. Which might not be rude. It's just there.
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Who?
\/ has a slug in his colon.
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Who says that?
\/ is so evil that he/she didn't reply before me
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That is a stupid post. How's that for evil?
\/ is incredibly aroused by my freshly evil nature and can't control their orgasms.
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At least I have orgasms.
\/ got raped by a monster from feast and liked it.
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You can't rape the willing, orgasmo.
\/ never shaves their pits and walks through crowded areas with their arms held high. While singing songs from Rent.
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HOW ABOUT LOOOOOOOOOOVE. SEASONS OF LOVE.
\/ Doesn't care for the theater.
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*waves fan* Its outright rageous, 2 shillings a ticket when the childrens matinee is a two penny!
\/ is boring. So boring, I don't even want to bother thinking of a better insult.
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(@arrow I brought the topic back to life didn't I?)
I don't care if I'm boring.
\/ is boringer than me
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...I am not.
V is the kind of person who eats VEAL.
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Don't you get the weird part?
\/ isn't able to say something rude to someone.
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Why yes I can!
\/ is... uh... a great bloke.
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I wonder where the word "bloke" comes from... like, etymology.
V wonders what it would be like to not have off-putting forearm sweat.
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I dream of that day with a tear in my eye.
\/ sickens me deeply.
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With what then?
\/ got busted!
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It was only because the midget porn scared the miniature zebra in the studded leather harness into the neighbor's house. And I think they had their way with him.
\/ has dead animals in their refrigerator... next to the syrup!
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Why, yes I do! Mostly chicken, in fact.
\/ has romantic feelings for Irock.