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Title: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Panlah on November 13, 2008, 04:01:21 AM

I got this game off of another forum I'm on. x3

To play this game, you simply have to make up a rule for the following poster using the phrase "I know the next poster personally, and etc. etc."

Some examples:

Poster 1 - I know the next poster personally, and they always post in rhyme.

Poster 2 - I know the next poster personally, they make sentences with words of three.

Poster 3 - Know next poster. They type backwards.

So I'll go first.

I know the next poster personally, and they're stuck in a cage with a hungry lion.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Arrow on November 13, 2008, 04:04:01 AM

OH goodness, it's ever so frightening in here... o_o

But even while I try my best to stave off this lion's hunger...and clutch the stump where I once had an arm...I am reminded of my dear, dear friend. Yes, I know the next poster quite personally- they never use words less then six letters long.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 13, 2008, 04:16:08 AM

Shocked knowing arrows guesses become extremely correct? Anyways, knowing person posting afterwards personally, Nightwolf declares persons ability - posting untrue statements.









 

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Arrow on November 13, 2008, 04:19:16 AM

You're an awfully smart little bastard, arentcha? Well, this next poster, he's just some guy. Couldn't care less about 'em- but I do happen to know that they're sitting waist deep in a tub of mustard.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Holkeye on November 13, 2008, 04:27:22 AM

I'm in a tub of mustard. But at least I'm not like my monosyllabic friend here:

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Irock on November 13, 2008, 04:37:16 AM

You is I aint, dude.

Next guy is gay for Roph.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 13, 2008, 04:47:56 AM

Who isn't?

The next person has found himself tied to a bed in Arrow's basement last night.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 13, 2008, 05:16:32 AM

It was a strange experience, last thing I remembered was being hit on the head with a baseball bat by arrow and next thing you know, I'm tied.


Atleast I dont type "nose" after every word I type, unlike the next poster

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Holkeye on November 13, 2008, 05:34:58 AM

It nose is nose just nose a nose part nose of nose who nose I nose am nose.

It's nose better nose than nose screaming nose every nose other nose word nose.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Irock on November 13, 2008, 05:40:21 AM

What IN the WORLD are YOU talking ABOUT? This ISN'T nearly AS bad.

AT least NOT as BAD as THE next PERSON'S ADD.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 13, 2008, 06:21:12 AM

Huh? What are you talking about? I don't have -  Huh. I wonder who made this :bean:?

The next person likes to impersonate Irock and look like a - Does anyone else think that Maia's avatar looks really hot?

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 13, 2008, 12:58:22 PM

Maia's avatar is very hot  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Its my birthday and the next poster doesn't give a damn about me or anyone else.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Sophist on November 13, 2008, 01:27:40 PM

This thread and all of you are meaningless to me. The next poster is a loser who types in Iambic Pentameter

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 13, 2008, 03:12:06 PM

To lose or not to lose, that is the question.
To post or not to post, that is the problem with the next poster.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Holkeye on November 13, 2008, 07:36:25 PM

No it isn't.

Edit: Yes it is.

Edit2: No, I was right the first time.

Edit3: Ugh, I was wrong.

Edit4: Maybe I'll just leave it up to the next guy, Mr. Irish-brogue.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 13, 2008, 07:52:40 PM

Ah laddie, m' accent's not as theck as ye might think it t' be, but ye can at least understand m' better than the next poster, who talks like a cábúnach of a noob n' constantly uses the bean smilies.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Panlah on November 13, 2008, 09:33:05 PM

 :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :bean: :mex: :bean: :mex: :bean: :mex: :bean: :mex:

OMG. THIS  :mex: IS SO AWESOME  :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:

But it's not nearly as awesome as the next person, who always types in limericks.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Holkeye on November 13, 2008, 10:52:01 PM

I laugh, and I howl at your face.
To think that I came to this place,
but if you don't laugh,
I'll just take a bath,
And the next guy will not press the space.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on November 13, 2008, 10:54:55 PM

iloveyouholksomuchwhymustyoubesocoolohmygodbutyouseethepersonundermespeakspiglatinbecause heisacoolbugger;o;

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: JFloyd on November 14, 2008, 02:33:05 AM

ello-hay, my ame-nay is ames-Jay.
The ext-nay oster-pay peaks-say in iddles-ray.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Forty on November 14, 2008, 03:57:37 AM

Who the next poster may ever be?
Be he a friend or be he Enemy.
The next poster shall be
Like thine wretchedness
In his speech.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 16, 2008, 02:22:41 PM

Alright, I'll play this game with you idiots because..

well, if you ask me this is all very childish but ...

Not like the next poster who constantly brags about how awesome they are.




even though he/she isn't. You're all idiots actually

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Arrow on November 16, 2008, 05:21:02 PM

Bullshit. I'm the cat's pajamas and I know it. You should be honored to smell my sweat.

This next one, though, lame. Totally forgetful- they can't find their car keys!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: JFloyd on November 16, 2008, 08:38:10 PM

Sup guys. wait, what was i gonna say? Hmm
I cant remember, but I think the next poster has an awkward lisp.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Sophist on November 16, 2008, 08:59:52 PM

I don't have a lispth. It'sh a spheech impediment.

The nexth posther can only typh in binary.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 16, 2008, 10:25:02 PM

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00101110

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Holkeye on November 17, 2008, 01:51:58 AM

Hey, I'm Holk an- OH SHIT! I'M NAKED!!! STOP STARING AT ME!!

LOOK OVER THERE INSTEAD! YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE THAT CONSTANTLY HAS THEIR MOUTH FULL!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Sophist on November 17, 2008, 02:02:05 AM

Mmpmgh mpgmh mpghgm. Pgmgh. :mad:

mphpmhh -cough- The next person has to type while he is on fire.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 17, 2008, 02:11:00 AM

Hey guys, what's going on in th- OH GOD, MY TAIL JUST RANDOMLY CAUGHT FIRE! GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AUHAPURHOAKJFBVHUEFH!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!41%@!!OAUHEJSH;ASDKLHNAS;OIDHFUOWEA;!!!!!!!!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE, MY ASS IS ON FIRE! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WOULD THE NEXT PERSON STOP PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE ENGLISH AND JUST PUT ME OUT!!!!!!


teehee I've always wanted to abuse my powers, except I made a mistake and said that it was a 19 year old who caught fire instead of a 20 year old. :/ I don't make mistakes, I just take creative liberties  >:(

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Sophist on November 17, 2008, 02:13:32 AM

Quite Right, what a show!

Pop Pop Cheerio, the next poster must insist to himself that he is, infact, our admin, Roph!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 17, 2008, 09:21:08 AM

 I want to see anski in a bra ;]

Also, the next poster has a sexual fetish for clay.



TONYHAWKS 4 + HAMACHI GET GET GET

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: CartoonFan on November 17, 2008, 08:55:42 PM

*huggz the clay* Oh yeah, take it take it take it!

The next poster is a beaner.  :mex:

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on November 17, 2008, 09:03:45 PM

 :bean: :bean: :mex: :mex:how did you know?

 :bb: :gib: :sb:

I know the next poster very well,

and he is a member mod addict  :mad:

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 19, 2008, 03:59:54 AM

I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you not to spam in this board again. If you do, I'll have to let a administrator know and you could be temporarily banned. You should act more like the next poster, who is a respectable member of this community, despite the fact that they post everything backwards.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on November 19, 2008, 01:21:03 PM

!sdrawkcab gnihtyna tsop tnod I ? sdrawkcaB


!nafeminA sevol ohw retsop txen eht ekil ton m'I taleast, lleW

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: modern algebra on November 19, 2008, 03:59:40 PM

You guys are far too harsh on Animefan. I swear everytime he posts Anski goes into an incredibly belligerent rampage even when Animefan says something he would agree with, and is then backed up by flaming posts from other members like Halo. Seriously, give him a fucking break and stop being assholes. He really is a lovable fellow - if he were around IRL I would totally let him masturbate to my piss.

And aside from which, he's definitely a lot better than the next poster, who believes that every post should be structured as a formal essay.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Dwarra? on November 26, 2008, 09:37:30 AM

I do not believe everything should be structured into a formal essay, I just choose to write things this way. You see in my world there are two kinds of people, those who can write, and those who go to community college. Group A members, such as myself spend most of the day fulfilling needs of others, clacking away on a keyboard. While Group B, live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. Seeing as I don't live in a van, by a river, nor am I a very motivational person, I can obviously not be in this group. Penis penis, You didn't see that because you probably aren't reading this far, and as such I do believe you belong in group B, however in order to read that you belong in Group B you would have to be paying attention, and as such, you belong to Group A. My world is a very black and white one and if you aren't white get the fuck out :mad:. Hmm yes that reminds me of a certain fellow member. HaloOfTheSun, I love the old fellow but he does seem to have anger issues. Infact I dont think there has ever been a time where Halo has not been :mad:. Well, actually there was one time, when he and I were in love, and every night we would rape eachother in a corner until sunrise, ahh such good times we had. Alas, it was not meant to be, he had another lover, one with a vagina ;9. Oh do I miss Bobby. If only the chap over there could be as :mad: as him. ;9

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Forty on November 29, 2008, 10:26:26 PM

Guys, omg, why do you hate me so much ._.
I'm just trying to fit in, please guys, can you be nice to me.
Try not to act like the next poster and be so mean to everyone.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on November 29, 2008, 10:27:55 PM

Shut the FUCK up nose, you are a SAD excuse for an animefan, and animefan is a SAD excuse for an anime fan. And the NEXT poster? He's a horseface  :mad:

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Dwarra? on November 30, 2008, 04:35:29 AM

Naaaaaaay

(Oh and the person over there, mmmmm he has a nice ass and he knows it)

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on November 30, 2008, 04:48:56 AM

So I'm told, anyways. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_embarassed.gif&hash=bc2295accd326ed4882a160ed36f384302b8f57a)

The next poster makes a lot of sexual innuendos.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Forty on December 01, 2008, 10:21:51 PM

So I was rubbing a banana the other day and this girl wanted to know what it tasted like.
So I offered her a lick and she took one, and other, and then she started to suck on it.
When she was done she had banana juice all over her face and I asked her what it tasted like and she said a little ripe.

I then, confused beyond belief, started rubbing my banana again.

I know the next person very well, because they talk a spanish-american.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on December 17, 2008, 03:55:17 PM

I have a taco el grande! Si! Would you like a bite of me taco?

The next poster believes himself to be sexier than Arlen!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Moss. on December 18, 2008, 01:18:38 AM

Hey. The only person sexier than Arlen is yet another Arlen.

The next poster speaks in japanese. But not real japanese, "I watch anime" japanese, so basically english with lots of desu~ and kawaii~.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on December 19, 2008, 03:30:00 AM

KITKATKAN DESU XD

Lol i love you guys sa

but you're all so judgemental.

Baka  :mad:

the next poster is very kuro <3

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Tezuka on January 24, 2009, 10:45:02 PM

Why hello there.


The next poster could be in a Swedish metal band.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: tSwitch on January 24, 2009, 10:53:30 PM

I fucking could except I'm from America and nobody plays good Metal over here.  It's all generic screamo.

The next poster though, likes to listen to country...ew.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on January 29, 2009, 05:56:13 AM

White Horse, fuck yeah... *turns up the truck's radio*  :blizj:

The next poster is desperate to hide the fact that he/she is really Wonder Woman.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on February 01, 2009, 03:18:19 AM

oh hi there-

wait, what is that you see underneath that hole in my shirt?

oh that's nothing. NOTHING. you hear me!?

wait, what is that in my pocket?

A membership card? for what you say? a justice-WAIT! GIVE THAT BACK!

NO! DON'T TAKE THAT WHIP- IT'S FROM MY LATE EX HUSBAND! DON'T USE THAT!

good. fine. now go away. you can talk to that poster lurking below this post. He's pretty sure he can see dead poultry.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: MrMoo on February 01, 2009, 04:06:19 AM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscrapetv.com%2FNews%2FImages%2Fkfc%2520bucket%2520of%2520chicken.gif&hash=819dc898ac670f4cbda5bcc2f15dc82ce34dc186)

Omfg look at all those dead chickens! Does anyone else see them? I'm quite sure that over there is some fried chicken. Speaking of fried chicken, the next poster loves to post in Ebonics and flaunt black stereotypes despite being anything but black.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on February 10, 2009, 06:45:40 PM

Do I see some KFC dere? You had bettah give me some o' dat or I'll put uh bullet in yo' head. And don' forget da watermellon dis here tyme! Yo, yo, man, the next poster iz lame cuz he takes everything way too deep an' makes what should be uh simple sentence into uh incomprehensible paragraph. Peep this shit, yo!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 10, 2009, 07:00:31 PM

What is a sentence but a mixture of abstract ideas and symbols put together into a comprehensive whole? We simply use it to bring our thoughts into a more visible and coherent form, so that all may know it and see it. Even in those nonsensical and slurred stereotypical speeches, those words still have their own meaning, a mixture of letters and symbols that have some defined, though clearly crude, ideas within.

The next poster, by means of my prediction of the future and my knowledge of events yet to come, even with the myriad of innumberable possibilities and opportunities, will be almost completely silent aside from what is needed to be said.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Knight Rider on February 10, 2009, 07:06:34 PM

...

 
...


...

Next poster always talk in a way that does not make sense at all.

...


...

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 10, 2009, 07:09:06 PM

Sensical totally butterfly I cheese am right night rhymes...

Guy next Yoda-speak! Party!

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on February 10, 2009, 07:15:40 PM

Is mine that ice cream is! Mine I said! Mine mine! I help you not!

Post while masturbating, the next poster will.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: tSwitch on February 10, 2009, 07:19:56 PM

the next poster speaks only spanish.



















































what?
did you expect me to type something weird here?
idk about you guys but I dont narrate my own masturbation.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Knight Rider on February 10, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

Bueno no se si me entienda lo que yo estoy diciendo pero me gusta comer tacos. Que rico!

EL siguiente posteador le gusta hablar de comida.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 10, 2009, 08:01:39 PM

Broccoli is the enemy of the world D:

:x Don't we just wish to eat Donuts? 'cause I like thenm, the other day I ate a Choco-etc,etc.

The Next poster will post with sarcasms at the end.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Irock on February 10, 2009, 08:09:41 PM

The next poster will type the first line of text with his eyes closed, using his entire fist.

I think Obama will make a great president. :V

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 10, 2009, 08:20:18 PM

it[ss hsrd bto e4r5ri9trev  likrfrf thyids.;

The next poster will set Zylos's tail ablaze, and I've washed my hands of the matter. =)

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on February 11, 2009, 02:27:19 AM

AHAHA! AHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED! I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST SORT OF POOF OUT OF EXISTENCE, AND IT DID! SO WEIRD! because yes, normally when you light something on fire it burns and then just sort of stays charred, but in this case it just sort of collapsed out of existence -_o;;

The next poster cannot type.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Revo on February 11, 2009, 02:44:46 AM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi159.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft157%2FFinal-Knight%2FUntitled-1.png&hash=dc9d66716114ed46d4429f8c64ccb071930f4e11)

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Kathryn on February 11, 2009, 08:59:02 PM

...

...Goddammit where is it...

wait...

ROPH. GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT  >:(

In the meantime, while we're waiting for roph to get his ass down here, The next poster suffers from the delusion he is roph.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Zylos on February 12, 2009, 05:07:09 AM

Skanker  :-*

Also, will the next poster please donate some money for a new computer for me, since you're obviously rolling in loads of money from your wealthy uncle's inheritance? ._.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: :) on February 12, 2009, 05:17:46 AM

 ;9 my uncles aren't rich.

the next poster was once in my pants

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on February 12, 2009, 09:40:13 AM

It was dark and creepy and suddenly, the lights flashed and I saw white water coming down my path and ran for it.


Well, enough for "I was in Noumes pants" camp stories, the next poster wants to have sex with a bean.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: modern algebra on February 12, 2009, 03:36:30 PM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.garethjmsaunders.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2F20071012_kidneybean.jpg&hash=4e8ecc0bd14edeff84953341cb88f8c65f0a8533)

Oh Kidney of my kidney,
intoxicating shape and colour so magnificent.
How I so long that you taste my sweet juices,
as I have so often tasted yours.

I know the next poster personally, and that poster is really bad at hiding the fact that he/she is a pedophile.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Knight Rider on February 13, 2009, 03:51:11 AM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.carnegiemellontoday.com%2Fimages%2Fnews_images%2FGirl-Scout.jpg&hash=5269011e79c4e8a3af8814c163c6546745c06ce0)

That's my girlfriend. She's 5... I mean 15.. NO I meant 25. Yes that's right 25.

Next poster is a redneck.

P.S. I found this while I was searching a pic of the girl. I found it funny:

Spoiler for:

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagechan.com%2Fimages%2F32da0b2db4a2490b376f0337da28e230.png&hash=2f5be9f591ddc1005cb1f1a6aedfde18ed6b6da8)

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Irock on February 14, 2009, 05:57:32 AM

I watch nascar on my TV outside while sitting on my sofa outside while next to my trailer outside while drinking beer outside while complaining about niggers not working even though I'm just as lazy as them.

The next poster is bad at keeping their feelings inside, and has a big crush on someone on this page.

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: firerain on February 14, 2009, 06:01:44 AM

edit: damnit sword why did you delete your post, nigger

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Nightwolf on February 15, 2009, 04:33:10 PM

ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT DAMNIT


KITKAT, ZYLOS, MA...

screw you all
/me runs away with Firerain


The next guy likes to look at pictures of baby rats..
;-;

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: Jonesy on February 16, 2009, 02:59:07 AM

Note: The following is said in between mouthfuls of Drool.

I know the next poster personally because he always describes expanding cubics. ^^

Title: Re: I know the next poster personally..
Post by: lemonpie on October 02, 2010, 12:03:35 PM

yes, well (it starts off as a cubic millimetre) the person (then it grows to a cubic inch) below me (then suddenly, before you know it, it's five cubic centimetres!) think's that (so I watch it, until it slowly becomes a cubic foot) I am (and oh boy, I can't wait 'til I'm staring at a cubic yard, right there in front of me) I am (but it's the cubic mile stage that really get's me-waaay too big) really great.