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RMRK General => Creativity => Topic started by: maia on August 25, 2008, 02:06:51 AM

Title: [Writing] Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: maia on August 25, 2008, 02:06:51 AM
Ambercrombie Zombies eat brains and make everyone mindless slaves to fashion.

That shirt sure looks good on you Austin. Not as cute as that top for Ashley.

Clothes come off of an assembly line and so do babies born from unwed teenage mothers.

Baby is the new black. Accessorize your child with a baby's daddy.

Mindless followers of trend, what's in is out. What's in is sheep.

Sheep with flocks that follow a leader, a shepard. A sexy manniquen.

Look at that insecure boy Dustin. His name is Justin, that's out, you're in.

If we all mall him and eat his brain, he will be brainless.

Brains taste good, better to eat than meat.

Veganism is in, vegittarian carnivorism is out.

Its fun to pretend to set a trend. Pretend to be a leader you sheep.

baaaah? You say to me Justin?

Let's kill that sheep Shelly. Sacrifice to our Goddess.

Killing for God is in, praying Zeus is out.

Sheep are prazy, they'll eat your mind or at least numb it.

It was only a dream Jenny. Ashley's don't rule the world.

Ambercrombie Zombies don't eat your brain.

Everything is safe again until the next wave.

That wave of sheep is safe until the barbarians of confidence slaughter them.

I loved sheep until I became a barbarian.
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: Target on August 25, 2008, 02:10:05 AM
lol
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: Leventhan on August 25, 2008, 09:50:31 AM
It's supposed to be Abercrombie.
I don't think it's Ambercrombie.  :P
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: maia on August 25, 2008, 02:33:49 PM
Legal technicalities. Makes it liable if I post their name in negative connotation. I fell into this when I was 16 and was sued by a company. Police showed up at my house and everything saying it was slander. Funny thing is written negativity is liable, not slander. Police should know that.
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: Grafikal on August 25, 2008, 02:37:13 PM
Freedom of speech? Or were you not in the US at the time?
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Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: Holkeye on August 25, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
Quote from: maia on August 25, 2008, 02:33:49 PM
Legal technicalities. Makes it liable if I post their name in negative connotation. I fell into this when I was 16 and was sued by a company. Police showed up at my house and everything saying it was slander. Funny thing is written negativity is liable, not slander. Police should know that.

Libel

It's all defamation though.
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: maia on August 25, 2008, 11:06:11 PM
Libel that is it! Well in this case it would be freedom of speech. In the other case it was for sure company bashing.
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: Forty on September 16, 2008, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: maia on August 25, 2008, 02:06:51 AM
That shirt sure looks good on you Austin. Not as cute as that top for Ashley.

That's my name @_@

But this is good, I really like how you put a huge segment of society in the spotlight.
Title: Re: Ambercrombie Zombies
Post by: maia on September 17, 2008, 12:43:40 AM
A huge segment of society like half of the young population is Ashley when in the 90s it used to be Jenny?