Here's the lowdown. I post a sentence. The next person must post a sentence beginning with the word I ended with. Then the next person does the same, and so on and so forth. So let's begin this with the following sentence:
I'm glad that Crankeye is back up.
Up your ass with broken glass.
Amanda is an ugly whore.
Whore, you were supposed to start your sentence with the word glass!
The that glass and shove it up your ass!
Ass- I was saying that the sentence has to START with glass, joo eediot.
eediot, I don't care cause I'm FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU!
Fumannchu doesn't care...
Care, you're the one whodoesn't care cause you didn't say FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU!
FUMANN-FUCKING-CHU can't get enough goth chicks to satisfy his fucking testosterone levels.
Levels is a fucking hard word to start a scemntecce with damn it, I want SEX!!!!!!!
SEX WITH THAT AMANDA CHICK MUST BE A NIGHTMARE HUH FU
Fu says, amanda was loose as a donkey and her cootch smelled worse than one.
One would then wonder why you bothered riding her in the first place.
Place some booze in my sytem and you get your answer.
Answer? That's not an answer. Don't blame your problems on alcohol.
Alcoholics everywhere must attempt to answer this question, while still following the rules of the game:
Who is Ench Man?
Man, I'm not answering your question if YOU can't even follow the rules of the game; my sentence ended in alcohol, not answer, ergo you fail yet again.
Again, I forget to update my title...
(And I fixed it.)
it is getting pretty heated up!
Up my burning dog is on the top floor, gonna sucide with pleasure
Pleasure your self daily to increase penis size.
Size makes the ladies happy.
Happy is a silly word.
Word.
Word up, bitches.
Bitches do not come to Crankeye. They get IP banned for stalking their (usually) drunk boyfriends.
Boyfirend, you are speaking my laguage, MMM! :-* (I am getting way too many excuses to use this smily...)
"Smily" is an overstatement for that piece of crap. My standards have been raised by the awesomeness of the .org emoticons. Go Silverline.
Silverline is on a topi locking spree, so you guys better be careful...
Careful of what? If the worst Silver can do is lock topics, then that's pretty pathetic.
Pathetic is far too pathetic a word for Slverlion.
Slverlion is not only an incorrect spelling, but a further failure from you, good sir.
You fail at remembering the conversations at .org.
.org was fun while it lasted Sir Fails-alot.
Sir Fails-alot is a sexy man beast. You hear that Gilga? I'm challenging you for supremacy! *beats chest and howls like a gorilla*
Gorrila (as thats the last word yuo typed) are black, big and hairy and black, and hugely loud noise making.
Making sentences like you just did is a miracle of the english language.
Launguage is funny thing, because Nightwolf is from india and english is his second language, people should stop giving him shit over the fact english isn't first laguage dammit.
Dammit I only just figured that out...Sorry NightWolf. For speaking English as a second language that's actually pretty good, all things considered.
considered, my friend, jon, that ge was a fan of pigs.
Pigs, they fail at life just as much as arrowone, in other words, YOU FAIL
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Fail -ing is wat a student hates
...And yet I am just fine... :-\
Fine, I just woke up ten minutes ago.
"Ago" is way too difficult a word to begin a sentence, so I won't bother to do so.
So what are you wearing Zypher..?
Zypher is wearing girls underwear!
Underwear? Under WHERE?! (insert raise eye-brow smily here)
Where did you get he idea to rip off yossy?
Yossy's mod now. Sweet.
Sweet like a virgin moose.
Moose is the plural for moose, right? Or is it meese? I really don't know.
Know a lot of things, I do.
Do you have an answer for me?
Me? Are you talking to me? Are you?
Moose is plural.
Plural words confuse me sometimes. Plus, Arrow fails at following Zeriab's post. :dog:
Sentence link-
fight between Zypher
and Arrow1
*ignore* there is no fight, wolf.
Post is what I am as dumb as.
As you post more and more, Arrow, I feel the end of the world coming closer and closer.
"Closer, little fly, step into my parlor." Said the spider. (I know I botched it.)
It was decent, but that was a ridiculously stupid reference to make.
Make a better one then, but you have to start it with the word poop.
"Poop is not only fun to excrete, but fun to eat!" said Arrow.
Arrow lol'd.
lol'd, he did.
Did he truly lol?
lol, of course he did.
Did Zypher just throw this little loop back at me again, lol?
lol, of course he did.
Did it again, you bitch, lol.
lol, of course I did.
Did you now?
Now of course I did.
Did the kid?
Kid, you know that he did.
Did you...touch, the kid?
Kid, I'm not Michael Jackson. I don't touch boys like he did.
Did you seriously just type out another did?
Did I? Wow, guess I did.
Did...dy kong was lame. Donkey Kong was way cooler.
Cooler than Fred? :fred:
Fred can't be beaten. Period.
Period juice got all over me when your mom came to my house last night.
Night is the most precious time for ninjas.
Ninjas can suck my balls.
Balls. Steve Irwin may have had them, but he must have lost them after getting killed by the famously harmless stingray.
Sting, Ray Charles, and the drummer from the Mars Volta could have been a sweet band.
Band, no I didn't know any of the kids that were in marching band in high school, I kicked too much ass to hang out with them..... BOOBIES!
Boobies, when large, can cause severe back injury to the donner.
Donner is a hooker I met one time.
Time logged in: 2 days, 16 hours and 12 minutes.
Minutes is kind of a bitchy word to start a sentence with........ HAIL THOR!
Thor?
Thor.
THOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Thor isn't that great, dude.
Dude, fuck you.
You didn't use the v in place of the u like you're supposed to.
To tell you the truth, I nedd oral vespa.
Vespa's are about the coolest vehicle ever.
ever have really good Oral Vespa?
Actually no, but I can´t believe this topic is 100% on-topic. Can you?
You see, it is possible!
Possible is a word beginning with pee.
Pee is something all people must do now and then.
Then We must also (hah do this one>)sh?t!
Shit, son, that one's easy.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy in the breezy with louisey on a tuesdee.
TOOS DE NUMBER DAT COMBZ AFTAH WAN
WAN A AHRANJEH SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE?
As like a woman, I love my axe.
Axe body spray smells like camel farts.
Farts contains the essence of life!
Life ios made of three things, Booze, Sex and Booze.
Booze is the root to the greatest times of your life. Booze really rules!
For me it's Booze sex and music, but yeah, Booze is wonderful.
Wonderful song in the Outlet btw Ryan. I'm really diggin' it.
It is around now, when I realise, I need some womenses.
Womenses are lots of funses.
funses..i looked on wikedia and it didnt say anything. Why cant you just continue a conversation. hmm-i think blueberries is a good one. Blueberries.
Blueberries?! Aw, come on! Strawberries own! They´re pretty sexy, too... :=
:= ...? ;D
;D is an emoticon that could be used more often.
Often people did before rmrk.net came to be, but :fred: has taken over.
Over my dead body! ...Well, I like him too, but I use ;D all the time.
TIME TO GO POTTY
POTTY OMG I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Is it you?
Jimmy Neutron, I think. I hate that show really, but I recognize that line.
I am glad that FOP, Jimmy, and D.P. are finished.
Finished avoiding the object of the topic, Arrow?
:= is my personal emoticon that I use to express extreme idiocy/dumb-playing/smart-ass.
:=
:= can be used to declare variables in some languages.
Languages suck. I quit French after my third year.
I would be semi-fluent in Japanese by now if I hadn't moved away from my old school. :'(
School in Japan, or just a school that offers Japanese as a language to learn?
"Learn!", does the teacher say...
Say "Please" and "Thank you."
Thank you for agreeing, even if you didn't know it. I am taking Spanish for the third year in a row now, I HATE IT. FIRST CLASS IN THE MORNING. AURGKAIRGKJAB:KFHB SKFBU!!!
Do you not care about Zyphers sig? Id shout and scream. Unless it was true..
True.
But maybe he wants Zypher to keep it.
It isn't true Velton, I'm just really thick skinned when it comes to this kinda joke, lol. ;D
Lol, Bilzzard sucks at this game.
Game? THIS IS LIFE!
O REALLY?
Really really.
Really wish you would play the game right Night.
Night time, boys. I should make a :dog: list for this game, as a lot of people seem to be screwing up here.
Here is a little thing called a screwdriver.
Screwdriver? That sounds like an innuendo...
Innuendo for what?
What do you mean what? Screw-drive-er. Simple enough, yes?
Yes. And by yes I mean no.
No way, that's so cheating...but yeah, lol.
Lol, no wonder I sucked. I haven´t read the instructions before. And I still haven´t.
Haven't taken the time to care.
"Care" is relative.
Relative? This is completely unrelated to the topic!
Topic at hand is unrelated to life in general.
general topic here is just to link the sentences. /\ readbay the titlebay.
"Titlebay" being slang for?
for something very nasty is titlebay the slang.
Slang is fun.
Fun comes at a hefty price, you know.
Know this: I did not know.
Know this: I did not know either.
Either way, I wonder how hefty a price such as this could be...
Be you disturbed?
DISTURBED I BEES!
Bees don't bite, they sting.
Sting they do, but a wasp's stinger lies in it's tongue.
Tongue?
Tongue...not on the first date...and not with dudes.
Dudes, I found out how to do something! Watch this!
This being?
Being a true warrior requires patience and concentration. Not everyone can master this skill, but with determination and perseverance, one can undoubtedly better himself for the rest of time.
TIME OVA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (I hate that shit...)
Shit, dude. I have no idea what you're talking about.
About? About the topic at hand?
Hand over my jacket, you thief! You've borrowed it long enough!
Enough of your lies! You petty little quibbler!
Quibbler is not even a real word.
Word.
Word to your mother... Or vagina... I'm not sure which one.
One of you will not walk away from this thread.
Thread...tied around my...ankles...can't move...I think it's...me.
Me eyes must deceive me! Is that Fu?!
Fu this, man.
Man is word of masculinity. ja. titlebay is phonetic for title. Innit.
Innit = vulg. form of isn't it. While Quibbler may not be a real word I assume it is a English word based upon its existence in several English dictionaries.
DictionarIES...up your ass! HA, beat that!
That was horrible. The word was "dictionaries," not "dictionary." Say hello to my little friend. :dog:
Friend, I hear your plea, and will edit my post.
Post is acceptable. Carry on.
On the 16th of October, it will be my birthday.
Birthday of mine was last August. Let's all speak like horribly-translated Japanese movies.
movies are not for the feint hearted.
Hearted be us. Verywhile should Harry fight onto death when defeat is explored.
he exploded in a pie. all your bases belong to us!
Us not over did fly you henceforth. Shantforth, missiles speed overcame Harry underwhelmed.
Underwhelmed, you are! Now is the time for endless fight for LURV!
LURV?! WTF is LURV?!
Lurv is just lovely.
Lovely or not, I still don't know what LURV is.
IS THAT NEIGHBOURS!
Neighbours are zombies and banging my doors, HELP ME!
HELP ME WHITE JESUS!
jesus, your bad at this. i ended with 'me'. fudge.
Fudge you, I grabbed both.
both tits are a different size, can you suggest a surgeon?
Surgeon...Well, I've got this sturgeon you could borrow...
...
...
OMFG?!
OMFG. I like 'fromage'. fromage is french for cheese.
Cheese and bread= fromage et pain. pain is french for bread! ;D
bread. rule breaker.
Breaker... Not anymore ;D
anymore of the rule breaking, though, and eliminate you, i will, with the force, i will.
Will not! The dark side will rise and take over the world! Muhahahahaha (Darth Vader Laugh)
luagh, 'hah', Darth vader doesnt luagh like that.
That's nonsense! In a voice over he laughs like thats. Gay...
gay mental is. i'm.
Am... Ammmmmmmm... Ammmm... Itsn't that yoga?
yoga is when you stretch legs around, but i said I'M, not am. licking
licking is not cool, and I'm is 2 words. "I" and "Am". So I was right! Ass
ass. are you calling me an ass or is it just a word. I-am.
Am I here the only one who is taking this here seriously?!
Seriously? Yes.
Yes, that's what I thought.
Thought this was discussed?
Discussed on toilet while playing pokemon?
Pokemon is much better if you don't think about the tv show.
Show yourselves, Maglor and velton, for you two have proven to be failures.
Failures!!
Failures at life! Failures at hope! You will only succeed at death, pitiful maggots! Burn, bastards, burn!
BURN LIKE AGING FIREWOOD!
firewood is a lovely place to stay when there is no fire.
FIRE...IN THE...
...
...MY...
...
...PANTS!
Pants, pants, poop in the pants.
Pantses are better is they are kept on... (Not for girls tough) And me and velton are no FAILURES! We are the best posters on the forum! ;D
Forum failures you are not. Only velton² a failure might be. :yoda:
be exiled, as you are the failure.
Failure is nothing... It's what failure can cause to succes
Success is not something Arrow is knowledgeable of.
Of that I totaly agree
Agree, huh?
Huh?
Huh is a stupid word, I prefer saying DUCKHEAD
I'm not even going to count that sentence as part of the game because it was too retarded.
Huh Wong fought in the Asian Olympics.
Duckhead or olympics? what to choose!!?
I take it you're new. Here's a list of rules for you to follow:
1. Don't be stupid.
2. Read the first post at the very least, even if you don't want to read the whole thread.
3. Don't be stupid.
Stupid, is assuming I didn't read the rules and thinking there is a stupid idea in a Pointless sentence game.
Game playing is not your forté, apparently. If you had read the rules, you would know which to have chosen. Plus, pointless means there is no sense of accomplishment after playing this game. It doesn't mean it's a stupid game, just that nothing really comes of it aside from a mild sense of enjoyment.
Game?! This is no game, it is li- o, wait, already said that once. Uh...ZOMG sanchezinc made a funny.
Funny? I see none.
None shall survive my wrath.
Wrath? Come on Nightwolf, quit joking, we both know you're way too nice to people.
People think im too kind.
Kind of, well, uh , yeah.
Yeah, im kind, but just too kind ppl think.
Thinking of arrowone, nice new rank buddy ;D
Buddy hardly him you can call. You not long here are. :yoda:
:Yoda: says I am everyone's buddy, but I said it first, I did.
Did it because I like her rank
Rank...HER rank? ...I'm suddenly a her?! *Checks pants*
Pants down, and you start crying :P
Crying for my penis...
Penis.
Penis penis.
Penis: The Other White Meat.
...meat...other...white- ZOMG MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Burning flames of hate corrupt even the most charitable man.
"Man the ship!" said the captain
Captain Underpants, we're sinking!
Sinking in sorrow, for all it's worth
Works au contraire, from death to birth.
Birth is a disgusting yet somewhat arousing process...
Process of loading page failed. Please re-connect to this shitty dial-up ISP your parents got suckered into paying for.
For WHAT? ALAS! THE INTERNET is but a simulation of our daily lives in a wonderous and fantastical illusory realm, conceived by those who created it as a means of escape from the terrible rigamorole they suffer each and every waking hour! FOOLS!
(Read this aloud, in Dr. Orpheus's voice.)
Voice your own goddamn characters then.
Then..they would suck! NO, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!
It is not my will nor my place to make you do anything. However, I may ask why one should do it. After all, there is no compensation for this work.
Work? NAY, a privilege that one might be given an opportunity such as the one that stands before you now! Such humor would ensue to brighten this mortal coil for ages yet to come!
come what may, i shall whoop someons Attherateof double dollar.
dollar-uhh, what does that mean? dude, where's my shnitzel?
Shnitzel? Is that some kind of cookie?
Cookie?!?!?! It should be Schnitzel. That's meat.
Meat me at the playground.
[IT IS CLEVER PLAY-ON WORDS!!]
playground. Who's Yossy anyway? Yossy.
Yossy is that genius girl who makes those incredible games.
Games are good. No, I think you mean Blizzard. Who's Yossy?
Yossy is the forum's resident motherly figure, who is caring and nurturing toward the forum population. Hurray.
Hurray! No wait... I just thought velton² was expelled. My bad.
bad? what are you on about expeleld? that would make the world go all sad and stuff.
Stuff somma this up your nose.
nose how to drug, he does. i use verbal sentence linking game in parties!
Parties are overrated.
ovverated is the best way to describe greenday. theyre reet gay.
Gay is a term that does not describe Green Day, as I am fairly certain that they are heterosexual. Velton^2's sexual orientation, on the other hand, is questionable.
u lick the toilet seat becuase i dont have a towel to clean it with. Surely you understand that. Billy Joe is gay. Velton.
Velton is not following the sentence-linking rules~
:police: Rules are to be folllowed, and you know that velton! :police:
Velton should be banned. He's doing a lot of shit lately. :-/
Lately velton is sorry dutch tom with elvish name. what did i do wrong?
Wrong? You didnt follow the strict rules of the game thats what.
what am i doing now? following the rules, thats what. I wont do it again. I promise. ;D
Promise? Ok, anyways, check this: http://demo.joomla.org/ (http://demo.joomla.org/)!! Owned!
owned it is. amazin. the second bit doesnt make that much sense, but ok. i-am is hyphenated, therefore one word. i-am.
I-am now editing the rest with pix and stuff ;D
stuff rules. without the world would be on you like a ranger.
You two need to go outside a bit.
Bit off me bloddy ear, that dog did.
Did you just hax me?
Me thinks she did.
Did what?
What what WHAT?!
What? I kill because i love!
Love you nightwolf... ;D What is this stupid conversation about anyway? Rubber?
Rubber is your brain made of as im not GAY in any way
way off topic, the topic, oh yeah, there is no topic!
Topic is a relative term. Don't mix that up.
up yours, Fry, Leela loves me!
Me and Halo should get together~
together things are better, andn together, shut happens. Like sex.
Sex is a serious matter, Yossy. If you want to get together with Halo, you should consider that he's engaged.
Engaged are a lot of people.
People don't really matter all that much.
Much love to that.
That which requires love?
Love is Arrow sticking his tool in another man's rear end.
End of the world when I do that.
That's a lie. Don't kid yourself, man.
Man, relax a bit.
BIt, ah yes,a bit of food is still left on the plate.
Plate, plate, plate. I broke so many plates when I was working at the cafe...
CAFE COFFEE DAY IN THE NIGHT IS KEWL!~
KEWL! Bits and Bytes!
Bytes per second are going low for me right now, too long use of the INTERNET..
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Business is going as usual.
Usual is a strange word.
Word.
Word 2007 Beta
Beta tested every operatin' system
Gave props to some, but others I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all the work without me even askin'!
Got a flat-screen monitor 40 inches wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You got your own newsgroup, Alt Total Loser
LOSER = Anyone who watches My Dad the Rock Star and likes it...
It was a reference from Weird Al, not Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon isn't as good as Cartoon network.
Network connections are kewl. :=
kewl := is blizzard copyright EMOtion..
Emotion is a Paul Oakenfold song. ;D
Song..hmm..A song is something by which we can entertain ourselves listening to.
To what do I listen to right now in the silence of my room? I have...yet to decide.
Decide your choice. chocolate or late choco?
Choco as in Chocobo?
chocobo is final fantasy. a.
A tortoise happened to meet a hare, who came hopping on its way to work.
work is not homework. work is something that makes you sweat.
"Sweat" is a word not to be confused with "sweet."
Sweet, I've got tickets to see the blueman group this weekend!
weekend begins tomorrow it does. And now it is in england so, err, 18:48. duuuuuude. dont get gramatical on me. duuuude.
Duuuude, it's my Birthday this coming up Monday. Buy me a present.
present-ok. I'll illegaly package some software.
Software kicks ass.
Ass monkeys.
Monkeys on a cliff?
Cliff hanger!
Hanger 18 does not officially exsist, understood Gentlemen?
Gentlemen, I have the pleasure of announcing that Hangar 18 will be playable on Guitar Hero II. Rejoice, all.
All in one
One in all!
All I think about are........... BOOBIES.
BOOBIES once sucked out my brain.
Brain Lord is an awesome SNES rom you should all play.
play it coz its on snes. therefore it rocks. snes.
SNES is probably Nintendo's most succesful system released. I haven't played a SINGLE one of their games that hasn't turned out to be at least a little bit of fun.
Fun? The SNES was awesome. Actually the NES was more successful than the SNES, but SNES was way better in any aspect.
Aspect I will have to go the bathroom in abit, amirite?
Amirite in saying urwrong?
urwrong mate.
Mate with men like you always do.
Do you realize how embaressing it is to have your mother see that type of signature?
Signature like that? Good question, or well... at least a question.
Question all you want, Arrow. I have signatures turned off on all forums I visit.
Visit the United States for free money.
Money? We gave all of it to Iraq!
Iraq is a money hole...
Hole in one!
One OB zone to take all of your balls, and one guy behind the counter to make you pay for another box!
Box up the valuables honey, we're movin' out!
Out houses smell raunchy.
Raunchy like a whore in aa gutter with a can of empty sardines on a wednesday after noon in the middle of summer in topeeeeeeeeka!
topeeeeeeeeka? WTF?
WTF velton2 i wanna stab yoU! lol
lol
lol im glad you lold. IM REET SEXY ME!
Quote from: Nightwolf on October 15, 2006, 02:05:25 PM
WTF velton2 i wanna stab yoU! lol
Nightwolf is Godly now. Seriously he's The Man now. I can't stop laughing.
ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Time for you to get some sleep, Arrow. You're :dog:ing. Donkeys are cool.
Cool, I get to put up the donkey picture again.
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Again. Donkeys are cool.
Quote from: FuMannChu on October 16, 2006, 01:43:45 AM
Cool, I get to put up the donkey picture again.
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Again, there is a donkey on this page.
Page 27 in this topic with my settings is filled with donkeys.
donkeys give me nightmares.
NIGHTMARE DONKEYS FROM BEYOND THE STARS!
Stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
sleep it's like a river... wait, i was talking about poo.
POO SANDWICHES!
Sandwiches are healthy meals for Donkeys.
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donkeys are the only one that know how hard it is for me not to include kefka in this post... wait I failed.
Failed is a word never apllied to Donkeys and Squirrels.
SQUIRREL MASTURBATION!
"Masturbation" must be the word Fu thinks of when he sees donkeys lately. He seems to be currently obsessed with them. ::)
Them neighbours are pissi' me off!
off the table stupid cat!
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
DUUUUUUN dun dun OH NO A MONSTER!
MONSTER!! Monster ate my cat!!! T_T
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
DUUUUUUN
DUN DUN DUN!
DUN much?
Much of my posts lately have had the word DONKEY in them.
Them guys from Verizon came over today and installed FiOS.
FiOS? What is that?
That is something Zypher will explain.
Explain I shall. It's fiber-optic internet. I just clocked it today, 20mbps down / 3mbps up. It's fucking awesome.
Awesome as Thor?
Thor ain't got nothing on this connection.
Connection won't save you when Thor flings Mjolnir at you.
You underestimate it.
It will go BOOM once Mjolnir hits it, because Mjolnir can defeat Buddha in one swing.... BUDDHA IS A twat
twat
Shot in the dark?
Dark twat
I cry at night... sticky thick tears.
MONEKYS ARE HOT!
AND COWS ARE HOTTER!
..... Boobies!
Boobies boovies loloobies, fannanananafofoobies, fifibayoubies, BOOOOOBIES!
BOOOOOBIES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Side Note*
Did you get that PM I sent you?
Awsome (check) out (this) game!
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4012.0
game and watch. Nintendo.
Nintendo only got rich my making Pokemon games! But the games are awsome. Bleech
Quote from: Maglor on October 18, 2006, 07:46:14 PM
Nintendo only got rich my making Pokemon games! But the games are awsome. Bleech
Bleech? Ever heard about the not so known Super Mario series or the totally unknown The Legend of Zelda series? :=
:=. What smiley is that? Plus you stink at gameplay, sir.
Sir, I do belive you have insulted Bliz's honor.
Honor shall not be given to those not worthy of it.
It doesn't matter, because you also do. := is an universal idiocy/plaing dumb/being dumb/universal smiley. You can't use it to connect your post on mine, your first word had to be "Series".
Series? Says who? You realize whose game this is, right?
Right THERE you just admitted you're not following your own rules. And don't tell me now rules are there to be broken!
Broken rules is something I'm certainly not advocating. When did I say I'm not following my own rules? I just said it's my game, so of course I know the rules.
Rules to follow are good, yes. And why does it matter if it's your game or somebody elses? Can I win a prize or what?!
What is the point of this argument anyway? Furthermore, why the hell is slyph.org not loading?!
Loading.com (http://loading.com/) is a big let down.
Down by the fire is where I made love to velton's mom.
Mom is like a mother to him.
(Oh, snap... erm...)
Him is for gentlemen, her is for ladies.
(Egh. D:)
Ladies don't like him because of his gross odor. To whom I refer to is a mystery to them.
(I despise you. -_-)
Them's fightin' words!
Words cannot express how much your frustration pleases me.
ME likey bouncy, me likey bouncy!...BOOBIES! ME LIKEY BOUNCYBOOBIES ME LIKEY BOUNCYBOOBIES!
BouncyBoobies would be an awesome forum name, but not as good as Baboobs.
Baboobs...or KABOOOOOBY?!
KABOOOOOBY? What the hell?
Hells yeah, I means Kabooby. It's like, a titty explosion, fosho.
Fosho Booble would also be a sweet forum handle.
Handle what now? Because I'd love to get my hand on a booble- boobie.
Boobie is a common typo for Bppbie. Common fact.
FAct: Internet arguments are ultimately pointless and silly things.
Things are things, period.
Period is a time in which females act weird.
Weird is, in actuality, a very odd word.
Word to your Baboobs!
Baboobs... wasn't that the name of a Bugs Bunny character? I would certainly hope not.
Not is word.
I like cookies :)
Cookies are things you aren't supposed to eat near computers.
computers are machines...
Machines can blow up sometimes, explosions kick ass.
Ass in your face!
face the ass, Blizzard!
BLIZZARD ROX :=
ROX is not a word, penis. Blizzard rocks me hard at night.
Night time!
Time for me to sing dumb christmas songs about the pie factory under my TV
TV is where the gopher men live.
live is not a word I recognize... *dies*
Dies, as in tie dyes?
dyes are things that change yoru hair color
COLOR MY WORLD
WORLD MAP! DON't DIE ON ME!
ME DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT 'COLOR' MEANS. COLOR?
COLOR MY WORLD AGAIN
again with the damn poodles!
Poddles pwn
pwn me with a paddle ;)
Paddle a without creek shit up.
up with the color. WHAT IS IT? Is it like, an American way of saying C-O-L-O-U-R? I'm British.
British is a language I don't know! I only know english! So shuT!
Shut yo mouth !BRITISH PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH AND SOMETIMES OTHER THINGS IF THEY IMMIGRATED!
COLOUR is the REAL English way of saying it. England invented English, we know!
Know what there is to know. You don't need to know more than that. Nope.
Nope, no one will reply to help me fix my problem (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new) yet....
Yet or never. That is the question.
question? what;s a question?
question is query.
Query is a word that is not used nearly enough.
Enough! Let's try to put in some more sense.
Sense or senseless? This forum could use more of the former aand less of the latter.
latter please
with some slinky dinky pinky.
Pinky, listen up. YOU NEED TO USE THE LAST WORD OF THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE...PUFFBALL!
puffball=Kirby?
Kirby is puffball.
Puffball is kirby isn't kirby it?
It is.
is it really?
Really, it is.
Is this going to continue much longer?
Longer you bang those cocnuts together, the less they'll sound like a horse, sir.
sir, is Kirby a puffball?
Puffball is a brand of marshmallow, if I am not mistaken.
mistaken you are, for you are not yossy, you are yossy's imposter, glossy!
GLOSSY?!?!
Glossy, the replicant of Yossy! Quick, get a Harrison Ford!
'Ford to buy it, sonny?
Naw, I can't 'ford to buy that there fancy bread, I tell yuh.
Yuh see, wurr all purty broke.
Broke and more broke, ah say! We cant even send lil' Jimbo off ter that gosh darn school.
School is for pointdexters.
Pointdexters is a misspelling of the word "poindexters."
poindexters was mis-spelled because i never use that word........... DONKEYS!
Donkeys is a misspelling of the word "dontkeys."
dontkey say "the word misspelling is a mospellong of mospellong."
Mospellong is the name of an old chinese hermit in the Himalayas.
Himalayas is where kirby puffball lives?
Lives! I'm playing Super Mario and I need more lives! Argh! There's bowser! He's gonna pwn me if I don't get any more lives!
"Lives" is the same word used in the last sentence! What do I do now?
Now you do... Oh... I see... You already solved the problem...
Problem #1, I need a womanses.
Womanses, that's what we need!
Need....more....cheese graters.
GRATERS TO HAVE LOVEDS AND LOSTS THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVEDS AT ALLS :V
All I see are there damn toads!
Toads are the best thing to happen to Mario.
Mario licked Peach. :o
Peach did with Mario when he FINALLY found her.
Her,as in singular verb, is an incorrect term in this case. It should be Mario did -them-.
Them fools burned me dogz ass...
ass... um, How can I start a sentance with ass? Umm.
Umm....Like ASS I was saying, this sentance is short.
Short people are people too!
Too much information about Mario and Peach.
Peach pie is tasty. Even my brother says so, I just asked him.
Yea and so do brains with salt.
Salt pork. NICHOLAS, YOU IDIOT, START PLAYING RIGHT.
RIGHT ON ZYPHER MAN!
Man, I haven't done any homework yet. I'm such a bum.
bum invasion! Read my paper to see what I'm talking about!
about monkey in ranch in the middle of october.
October is the month in which I celebrate my birthday on the 16th.
16th is my age when it is october again next year
Year...I-...fuck you can't start a sentence with year, can you?
You sure can
Can is what soup comes in.
In retrospect, I shouldn't of made love to Velton's mom down by the fire.
Fire in my soul.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soul Calibur...THREE! (Is what I have rented right now)
Three Rabbis, a Viking and a Lawyer walk into a bar......
Bar which Tsuno made for the Hp/sp/exp I am using right NOW
Now I'm hungry.
hungry is what i am also.
Also mine! (Timmy Turner's Dad, lol.)
(.LOl, timmy turners dad)
who has a beer on his anus
Anus is an organ
(oi AD, i dont think you got it, you were spose to start with Dad ^_+)
organ is church thingy.
Thingy is becoming a pretty decent member of the forum AMIRITE
Amirite, I am quite certain, is not in the dictionary.
Dictionary for sale, only..... ONE MEEEEEELION DOLLARS!
Dollars? I found a few sand dollars on the beach.
BEACH! SON OF A BEACH THIS IRC SUCKS
Sucks sour frog ass?
Ass hole.
Hole...I-...fuck you can't start a sentence with year, can you?
(lol who sees the mistake?)
You like ze big boobies, ya?
Ya
Ya, I like ze big boobies!
Boobies are not my game yet, have to wait a year or two!
Two lies! These are two lies! You don't have to wait! AND they ARE your game. ::) Admit it.
It? You want me to admit IT??
It being homosexuality, or an uncommon lust for breasts?
Breasts is a hard work to start a sentence with.
With a word like breasts, one could make a sentence like, "BREASTS are the bestest part of a chickens."
Chickens go moo.
"Moo moooo moo moooo mooooooooo moooo mooo mo moooo" said :cow:
:cow: Step away from the cow, mother fucker.
.....fucker thats right, I said "you mother fucker" now stfu or I'll make you wish you were never born!
BORN IN THE USA
USA NOT A-OK!
OK, now who's going to give me oral vespa?
Vespa....what the ...
The Oxford dictionary defines vespa as...........................
AS something i didnt read so i dont exactly know
Know what?
WHAT? THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON!
...
GET 'EM!
'Em neighbours are burning me dog...
Dog up what's?
What's the deal with Nightwold not knowing about Oral Vespa? EVERY ONE LIKES ORAL VESPA! And for no reason.... SWORDS!
SWORDS UP YOUR ANUS!
ANUS ANUS ANUS!
ANus is the organ we are discussing about...
About what you say? ANUS~?
ANUS! Talk bout something else, me dogz freezing cold
Cold...dog...Are you by chance talking about your HOT DOG? Because you can take care of THAT by yourself.
YOURself, arrow. Not myself. YOURself.
YOURself is the true dark lord.
Lord dark true the is yourself.
Yourself, or myself, or... themselves. Pronouns are fun.
Fun techno music makes me shake my booty all night!
*points to his "My Muzix" topic*
Topic rules state you must follow the sentence with the last word of the previous sentence. You fail, good sir. :dog:
:dog: is from duck hunt.
Hunt yourself and do the world a favor.
Favor...ite pasta is tortellini.
Tortellini ain't got nothin' on Charles Barkley.
Jay: Charles Barkley?! I though we told you! We run the fun with science segment around here!
*smashes legs with a bat*
Jay: And don't you forget it.
Silent Bob: *puff*
*they drive away in a ferrari*
ferrari was the name of a short italian man. he fell in withthe wrong crowd, got beaten, and then his ideas for cars were stolen and sold for portuguese prostitutes.
Prostitutes coming, get in teh car!
Car...s is a movie I haven't watched.
WAtched i have a bird eat a lion and a lion eat :m:
Eat some pie, ham on rye, rhyme or die.
Die Aertze.
Aertze is possibly the name of someone I don't know...
Know what? I'm gonna feeda donkey some Babaganoosh.
Babaganoosh is a word that Wikipedia does not recognize.
Revognize me, i am the best!
Best at what? Not at anything productive.
Productive thinking is what i am the best at!
"At" is a preposition, and not a proper way to end a sentence.
Sentence: FIFTY YEARS!
Years? Are we speaking of years measured by a human, or of those measured by a dog?
dog...that remindz me...OMG MY DOGZ ON FIRE!
Fire in my soul.
Soul Rage / Soul Limit System.
System Self-Destruct activated.
ACTIVATED IS MY BUTT.
Butt what about lunch? I could have sworn I had a sandwich somewhere around here...
Here we are! The Fantabulous Fullificous Forfanarn!
Forfanarn? I saw Babaganoosh!
Babaganoosh, the great beast, tore the coffee mug asunder.
Asunder to remember.
REMEMBER...THAT...(shit I can't remember...uh...irony lol...uh...) THAT CHILLY WEEEEEK IN SEPTEMBAH!
SEPTEMBAH AHLEVIN NEVAH FOHGIT
Fohgit......yeah...whatever
Whatever you say.... Acht bacht leiden shizer floogen!
Floogen? WAZZA! he's out! yaaay!
YAAAAAAAAAY I'm gonna be SICK! *barfles*
*barfles on the sofa*
Sofa on sale, 50% off, slight stains..
Stains from where?
Where did I leave that dictionary?
Dictionary dot com.
Com sliefer van augstien shuben uber far fig noogen.
Noogen is how a drunk racist says NOOGIE!
NOOGIES FOR THE NOOBS!
NOOBS? ACHT VIEN GAVEN LIDER FUASTEN! UND KIENER IRE! ICH VERSTEHE NINCHT DEUTSCHES!
Deutshes is not an english word.
Word: It writes letters and shit.
shit...my dog shits in front of ppls doors and setz em of fire
fire!
Fire in my soul.
soul caliber's song which yossy requested i have found on my piano and flute!
Flute of skin, or a traditional flute?
Flute of tradition...FOOD!
Food is good. Ah, sustainence.
"Sustainence" is a horrible misspelling of the word "sustenance."
Sustenance is a hard word to spell.
Spell checker's a feature on Firefox 2.0. Get it.
SUSTENANCE I, REQUIRE! FOOD WILL YOU TAKE, ME HIGHER! PIZZA IS WHAT, I NEED! NOW IS THE TIME, TO FEED!
Feed me not your bullshit, Arrow. You obviously still don't know how to play.
Play somma dat Neverwinter Nights 2... gonna buy it tomorrow...
Tomorrow is Saturday. At least that's what the rumors say.
Say what?
What?
What the fuck, I did it again. I didn't see there was another page...
page 46
46 bottles of beer on the wall...
WALLS TO THE BALLS
Balls of steel.
Steel sounds like steal.
but taste's like metal
METAL TO THE PEDAL
PEDAL TO THE METAL
Metal on Metal can cause cold weld :=:
WELD FUKK
FUKK MANN CHU
Chu chu...goes the bird..
(omg i lolled at Zyphers post)
Birds can Fly
Fly like an eagle.
Eagles like rats more than WORMS
WORMS, yes. Now, as I said before, go on Hamachi and log in to zyph, password worms. So we can play. Kay? Kay.
Kay, you see children drugs are good because they're good, MmmKay?
mmmkay.
Mmmkay, you see children Bill Cosby is addicted to Jell-o.
jell-o... jell-oh... jell-ohhhhhhh yeah oh, jell yes! yes! oh yes! Do me harder jell!... your such a man you make me shudder.
Im a pervert... ::)
Pervert Pop-Tarts! The flavor you can't resist! You can't resist it! Ohh, you can't resist me! I want to take those pants off and...
And touch your naughty places. Then roll you in mollases and bum fuck you.
you hot canadian dino rancher with three dicks
Dicks have feelings too!
Too many pizza!
To many slices!!!
Slices are a big drain on your comp if you make a model with too many.
Many people, like Nouman, suck at this game because they don't know how to follow rules. Rules that I explained very clearly.
i loose =[ woops i read the rules totally wrong i thought you start it the same way...my bad.
Clearly I lost.
Lost in translation, perhaps? Not that it matters, as long as you know the rules now.
Now is before next but after before.
Before you embarrass yourself again, I suggest you don't talk about relativity here. We don't take kindly to that.
That will be my second lesson learned from you.
you that is all wise.
Wise as a rock.
ROCK ON!
On the other side...
Fu would love Worms, there is a giant concrete donkey as a very destructive weapon.
I LOVE HARDTRANCE
HARDTRANCE LOL
(ps, not in the game sentence- Blizzy boy;s right...AND THE DONKEY IS FRIGGIN AWSOME!)
lol yes, Hardtrance.
Hardtrance sounds like a type of techno music?
Music is divided in two gruops....... Angry and not anrgy enough.
enough with music lets speak about Kit-Kats
Kit-kats are cool. But music's about so much more than anger. It's also about rage, and hatred.
Hatred is fun for the whole family.
Family Feud!
Feud on worms if you would all just get on Hamachi.
Hamachi is this dude that sells sushi really cheap.
CHEAP CHEAP FUN FUN.
Fun is synonmous with nice, fresh, tasty Sushi.
Sushi is raw fish, idiot.
Idiot, get on hamachi, get on worms lol...lol.....
lol
lol lemon+grenades=LEMONADES!
Nightwolf is a Vishnoob.
Vishnoob I have never heard of. Must be one of them neo-deities.
Neo-Dieties...like Atkins?
Atkins?
Atkins, you know! That crazy new meat diet.
Diets don't work.
WORK IT.
It isn't that I don't want to, I'm just too lazy.
LAZY bastard
Bastard teacher! is keeping me at skool in my study leave time!
TIME WHAT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone
one two three four I don't got no alamo! I'm ugly!
Ugly women usually won't leave me alone.
Alone is my life, so im lyek damned.
Quote from: Zypher on November 07, 2006, 08:46:52 PM
Nightwolf is a Vishnoob.
(not in game) u were sposed to start with..lemonades.
awsome.
Awesome is as awesome does.
Does awesome do as cool does also~?
Also, have I mentioned how much Neverwinter Nights 2 is the greatest PC game I've ever played?
Played Legend of dragoon 16 times!
Times of enjoyment in my life- About all the days i lived, except those 2 years when i was a friggin crying baby who when asked for a nap, got a friggin diapy CHANGE
Change my diaper.
Diaper is worn by BABIES
Babie making is my special job. ;D
JOBS GIVE MONEY
Money gives ;D Happines
Happiness = sex, that means: having babies means you have sex
I eat babies :lol Baby back wings ^^ :kfc:
Wings? You do not follow the rules of this game, Geno.
Geno is a retard for not following the rules.
Rules are for SQUARES!
square's have 4 sides.
Sides aren't real.
Real as a circle
Circles taste like purple.
Purple is the color of my mouse.
Mouse was the name of that guy who died in The Matrix.
MATRIX HAS YOU is what Fu told me once.
Once apon a time, there was an ugly girl.
Girl moderator on our forum is Yossy, i spose she;s the only one..
One day we will all finish our rpg's.
RPG's being FINISHED? LOL!
Lol! at last nights Rob and Big episode
LOL check out www.Eatbabies.com
and you just asked why we hate you?
I did and U just messed up the game :nono: Im just linking sentances....Couldn't think of anything else...And it a Joke *Sigh*
*sigh* You start YOUR sentence with last word in the PREVIOUS sentence.
Sentence has 8 letters
....................................................Letters hurt my head
Head is something you need to live.
Live-for-WAR, FIGHT TO LIVE!
Live For kidneys
Kidneys are located somewhere in your body.
Body odor smells
Smells like Teen-spirit.
Smells like teen spirit. (agh i dislike that band/song but w/e)
OK PAUSE GAME< THAT WAS CRAZY i was posting that same thing
Pause) Doble posting :police: we forgive (Unpasue) W/e that song rocks
Rocks? Not sure, it was just the first thing to come to mind for me, but yeah, pretty good.
Good like my halo 2 skills?
Skills as in the ability to kick ass and take names?
Names like tom dick and larry?
Larry owes me eleventy dollars...
Dollars are things I do not have enough of... for teh release of Twilight Princess...
Twilight Princess (and the Wii) will be purchased by ME THIS WEEKEND.
Weekend is great. Most probably I will do some scripting to earn my money. ;D
Quote from: FuMannChu on November 10, 2006, 05:53:29 PM
Larry owes me eleventy dollars...
WTF?! ELEVENTY?! Is that even a word?
word is something you use to talk. ??? (even i don't know what i said)
Said? You must mean typed.
Typed? is what i just did.
Did you now?
Now I can't remember.
Remember? Remember what? I am confused now. ???
Now is the time to get this sentence back on track.
Track me down and force me to. =P
To read the news is sometimes incredibly infuriating. APPARENTLY, they won't have the Wii freely avaiable for purchase until NEXT FUCKING YEAR. ALL 4 MILLION machines have been preordered! EVEN PREORDERED PEOPLE AREN'T GETTING THEM! DAMN IT!
It is smart to state what machine you are talking about?
About the Wii! I named it in the second sentence! Whatever, I'll just put i tout of mind for now, buy it when it's worth as little as possible I guess...
Guess, i will never buy it. I got a 360 2 months ago, PSP 3 months ago ( lost old one =[), new ipod (was stolen)...cell phone....shit i think i gota wait before I can ask for something new.
News to Sony: I think your PSP is pretty lame, outside of the two games I own, and I'm gonna like, sell it now.
Now that i have a new memory stick, downloading free games for the PSP, i think im gona keep it over my DS.
Well, I can't see a problem with that, seeing as how none of us are going to get a Wii until say...December in hell.
Hell, will only have DS's ;D
Ds's ....yeah...ok...sure..whatever you want..
Want to eat something? Grab a Snickers.
Snickers is the name of a member, here on Crankeye and Silverline LAWL!
LAWL! I have never seen snickers anywhere?
Anywhere and everywhere you have seen snickers, you got the SNICKERATITIS!
SNICKERATITIS sounds pretty gruesome...by the way, Nightwolf's new avatar rocks.
Rocks can hurt if you get hit by one.
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE is the loneliest number that you'll ever knooooooooooowwwwwww...
Know that FF crankeye will be great!!!
Great, Twilight Princess is being released on the 14th of December!! To quote Fighter: "Goody goody gumdrops!"
Gumdrops are tastey!
"Tastey" is a misspelling of the word "tasty," which does not describe gumdrops very well.
Well, my spelling has been sucking the whole day.
Day after day this stupid ass school assigns me essay after essay...
Essay;s are what tiggers are good at mr. pooh bear..poo bear lawl..
LAWL POOH BEAR! Compared to the drek on television today, they really weren't that bad! I still laughed at parts when my cousins watched it.
"Tiggers don't like honey!" rofl
rofl wise man once said"Damn u"
u are werid Period(.)!
Period Man! Off to menstruate for the good of all furry kind! (joke, of course I don't mean this) Guess which member (named Dalton) I was poking fun at... ;D
At 10:45 i will go to sleep, and wake up at 5 go running, then log onto Crankeye.
Crankeye is an awesome fucking place.
Place your hands on the wheel and don't move.
Move to the music! *UH UH!*
Uh, I'm not sure how to end this sentence. With a question mark, maybe?
Maybe, thats how it should end.
END NOW, SYSTEM HAS RECOVERED FROM CRITICAL ERROR.
Error Error Nightwolf is to awsome for you all Error error lawl.
lawl is similar to lol
lol burning dog
Dog of legends...HAIL OMI-CRUN- SEVEN!
Seven little dwarfs sat on a boat.
Boat was the thing in which they sat, unfortunately it broke
Broke describes my current financial situation. Hope I come across some moolah before Twilight Princess is released. I want this sentence to end with the word MOOLAH.
Moolah is something I have until say...six o'clock this coming up Sunday.
sunday is the day before school.........
school..i like going to it, i like coming back home, its the middle part i dont like lol...jk....depends THOUGH
THOUGH it is a pain in the ass either way.
WAY COOL I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK
NOT WAY COOL I I DID DOUBLE THE WORK BY ACCIDENT
Accident... ally... I spilled some milk and cried over it.
It is unbelievable that I just lost 72 hours doing an assignment the WRONG WAY.
Way to go, dumbass! Ha haha! Okay.
Okay, that was funny. But, can't we all just get along?
GET ALONG?! You want us to GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER?!?!?! I FRIGGIN' HATE YOU! THAT WILLL NEVER HAPPEN!!! :V
happen to have a monkey?
monkey? no...
noooooo I did not do my homework..
Homework is for squares! LIEK PANTZ
Pantz zuck as well as you. :o
You might have just hurt arrowone's fealings.
Feelings are for squares, as well as pants and homework. And Naruto. Can't stand that shit at all.
all the things we have posted are for squares?
Squares are the shapes of the boxes, like, BOXED "WTF? OSHIT! ^_^ OMG!!11 STFU!"!!!!!!!!!!!111 shift+1
1 min ago i thought you were normal...(lol)
(lol) is a circular sort of shape, however it is also, ironically, for squares! And why does C.D.'s avatar keep changing clothes?
clothes? who needs them?
Them kooky Crankeye members an their kooky forum games.
Games are fun to play
play is not the way to use games. I like breaking the disks.
Disks with shiny lights are often seen among the stars... UFO's.
UFO's"? naaa their not real.
real.... Of course they are!
Are you sure...well then again my PE teacher does seem un-human.
un-human is my dog..cuz he's a dog
Dog, you check dem junks?
junks in junkyard
Junkyard is the setting of the stage of the robot master by the name of JunkMan.
Junkman had an AWESOME theme song.
song...song....song. How can I use song in a sentence?
Sentence? Make a sentence with sentece? lol...THIS IS A SENTENCE....sentence...omg just keep saying sentence and ull get irritated of IT and also shit @_@
shit im stuck...mouse and keybord lagging up
UP GOES THE BIRD
IT CRASHED A PLANE
WHAT A PAIN
and down it comes...
comes with a U... ::) (I know not funny...)
what the hell does Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
why are there 1s? I saw that somewheres before...
Before the death Of Einstien.
He discovered e=mc2
But to find the meaning of this equation
noone dared.
Dared im not to try Kidney buckets
Buckets of chicken. :kfc:
Chicken is goddamn delicious.
Delicious babies!
Babies in plants
im learning in bio
in humans ive done.
GOGOGO
GOGOGO Bitch, move your fucking ass or you'll be STABINATED!
SYABINATED is a great word. Also, I am lolling because Gilgas personal text says sexy man beast, and Sol (according to the internet and another source I can't seem to remember the name of plus really serious obviousnessisity from the way they are always drawn even though it's really fucking gross) is (apparently) gay.
Gay? I think not.
Quote from: arrowone on November 24, 2006, 04:41:20 AM
SYABINATED is a great word. Also, I am lolling because Gilgas personal text says sexy man beast, and Sol (according to the internet and another source I can't seem to remember the name of plus really serious obviousnessisity from the way they are always drawn even though it's really fucking gross) is (apparently) gay.
Not kidding. That has to be the longest sidenote I've ever seen in my life.
Life? I'd say longest in the history of exsistance.... Or something. This shit just made no sense. Fuck it.
It loved.
Loved by few, hated by many, 'tis the ballad of FuMannChu.
FuMannChu, your post would have been better if it rhymed, and if it wasn't wrong. You're loved by a lot of people here. So, your post should be as follows:
Loved by many, hated by few
'Tis the ballad of FuMannChu
Now isn't that better?
Better? Yes, most definately.
definitely not that way it's where the vampires live (and this is a side note and this will be the longest side note ever because I need something to be best in because everything I try I fail so this may be something I don't fail at. Is this long enough yet and this is a vampire song...)
Live longer by not failing at sentence composition/beating me at my own game.
Game? Shame on the Charlie that run game on the Charlie! Shame on the Charlie that plays on the Charlie! Charlie is gonna bust a cap in your ass old school, he's a hundred and tickey years old fool. SHAME ON THE CHARLIE! I say.... SHAME ON THE CHARLIE!!!!!!
Bow before that inside joke.
^Joke failure at it's finest.
Finest inside joke ever is what you actually meant, besides thats an inside joke I haven't shared with this forum because you have no idea who Charlie is.
Is that not the point I was trying to make? Why make inside jokes to people who aren't inside the joke? I see that as an utter failure, thank you very much.
*much applause ensues*
ensues? A_D knows not the meaning of this world.
World. Yes. The Full World.
The FUll world knows obcb dbc that im a naughty boy and i like burning dogs.
And also im the best-of the- best
YAY
YAY METAL GEAR SOLID!
Solid snake is coolio. not reali but they guy at school whos nickname is solid snake is cool. hes kinda handicap.
Handicap parking spaces are my one true archenemy. No, wait, I take that back. My true archenemy is the dreaded twist-tie.
Twist-ties have changed my life. Feel THAT. *flexes arm*
Arm! To arms! The fortress is under attack!! To your weapons!! The fortress must not fall!
Fall is my favorite time of year.
year of the chicken!
Chicken!! Fine, I'll defend the fortress myself...
Myself and I are the same thing.
Thing about defending fortresses is...you usually end up getting whooped.
Whooped up like Whoopie Goldberg
Goldbergy is a wrestler right? Cuz i heard his name SOMEWHERE! YEAH YOU START THE SENTENCE WITH SOMEWHERE!
somewhere there is a person crying about how wrong NIghtwolf was about Whoopie Goldberg! :tpg:
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Me is not postinged for many times here. :=:
Oh God, that remembers me of Dart...
Dart Dart Bo Bart Banana Fana Fo Fart Me Mi Mo Mart Daaaaaart
Next name for name game: Jacko
Jacko? As in Whacko Jacko?
JACKO WHO!
WHO?
MIKE JONES
WHO?
MIKE JONES
Jones is the name of the dog of my friendly neighbour called TOMMY
TOMMY BOY
BOY OH BOY YOURE DOG IS BURNING!!
Burning things kick total ass.
ASS RAPE
RAPE THE HOBBITS! FOR I COMMAND IT!
It is too late...they were all ready raped up the ass...by each other...and Gollum. (Go figure)
Figures are sexy lol
lol should be used by villains.
villians love 2 rape lol
lol I raped Linday Lohan!
Lohan is johan's sister ?_?
Sister of Gohan. Lohan is Gohan's sister. Close though.
Though you stink, i feel you smell bad
Bad dog! NO SUPPER!
Supper for the dog who says n is just really 3
3 is the number of different playable characters I hope to have in my game.
Game teacher? Example of a game? How about Max payne 2? Thats a adult game..i play it being 6 mam..MAM ITS SEXAY! NOO! MAAAM NOOOO!!!DONT SCOLD ME !!!!
Me?
What about me?
I have done nothing wrong.
Nothing wrong I tell ya!!!!
Ya, RLY!
RLY fuckin good
Good GAWD-AH!
ah! what an I to do?
do your mom!
Mommy said you shouldn't make jokes about other peoples mommas.
I so didn't fucking listen. Should I have? Maybe, but I DIDN'T, and THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE.
I AM THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!
difference sum product quotient
Quotient means absulotly nothing to me
me are a good speller%
Speller maniacs are a very dangerous breed. :tpg:
:tpg: Breed love within your community, and you will recieve it back unto yourself tenfold
Tenfold is a band that isn't as good as Dash Board Jesus.
JESUS IS LORD
Lord Dante rules!
rules... AETHIESM RULES!
Rules Of The Forums
1. Don't be stupid.
2. Eat your Cheerios.
3. Sing something by Fall Out Boy.
4. Don't slit your ankles.
5. lol
6. Guitars are funs.
7. Be cautious of ninjas.
8.
9. KILL ARSHES
10. See Step 8, and do the opposite.
Follow these rules and you'll do just fine here.
Here lies a sense of humor...
*The grave stone is marked BOE*
BOE stands for Big Obnoxios egghead
Quote from: Feltorn on December 21, 2006, 07:17:00 AM
BOE stands for Big Obnoxios egghead
Actually it stands for Banisher Of Eden, you massive n00b.
Noob of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doom 3 is a movie I hav'nmt seen
QuoteActually it stands for Banisher Of Eden, you massive n00b.
HEy you did'nt link it!!!
It was linked just fine. You apparently missed the invisible sentence I had before it.
It seems there's a MYSTERY to be solved, gang!
Gang, it's time to split up. I'll go with Daphne, and...
velma: Why do YOU always go with Daphne?
Daphne looks disgusted.
Velma: What if I want to "go with" Daphne?
Fred: Shut the fuck up Velma! That is messed up, and WRONG!
Shaggy: Like jeez Velma, way to cross the line man...
Scooby: Rick. (Sick.)
(Daphne sheds a single tear)
Tear another little piece of my heart, now baby.
baby, baby, oops i did it again
Again, this song! UUK, I'm hating it already!
Already been a hamburger
hamburger: The limited income E.Coli housing project.
Project CPTTM is no more. :tpg::tpg:
More s the smart person way to spell MOAR.
MOAR THINGS RPG NEEDS!
Needs. We all have them, but some of us can't control them. Learn to control your needs and hopefully you will be able to stOH FUCK IT GIMME YOUR PENIS, LITTLE BOY
boy is the only thing you can get thats why you have so many needs right?
Right? That's not right at all. Stop acting like you know me you dick.
dick? im not a dick :tpg: its just a game so chill dude
Dude, you are silly.
Silly is an understatement. He's just a flat-out fuckhead.
Fuckhead is a thing that sits on the end of your penis and pees into cha-chas to make retards.
Retards? I seen none other than fantasydreams.
Retards go to Agra's mental hospital
Tear of manly-ness?
no
The game is about sentence linking, not about retards... ;)
Retards like yourself should get the hell out of my thread then, if that's the case.
in Case you didn't know, I'm not a retard, and the bigest retards are the one's who only like to insult other people. Get a life little boy!
Boy you're fucking stupid. You preach about playing the game right and then fuck up. Nice move, dipshit.
Dipshit is what I should have named my dog.
Dog gone it!
It would be almost as awesoe as zypher's legendary lesbian porn vids. He has a VAGINA!
Vagina stew
"Stew in guilt, sinner! The time of my rapture is upon you, there is naught left for you to do but wallow in your own endless fear! YES! YOUR SORROW PLEASES ME! Envelop me inside an endless stream of tears! Your depression is ecstacy! Bathe in regret until the very end of your miserable life! I am FUELED by the self-pity you are exhibiting! And it is for nothing, because it is at this very moment that you will die. Say your prayers, you disgusting wretch."
Wretch reminds me of old men whacking off. Seriously thats what the word sounds like, old men jerkin' it.
It turns me on when you speak of that, Fu.
Fu did not know that, and Fu should talk in the third person more.
MORE - NOGRAPHY
Nography with the word emo in front of it means emotional pornography
Pornography is my very best friend...
Friends, especially if youre opposite gendered, can come fuck you and say "Its a tradition" or "oopps"
without you saying anything back.
lol.
(Is tired of starting sentences with lol)
"BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN, UH-OHHHHHH!"
*BUMP*
"Got a secret. Please don't telllllllll."
Tell me, you just didn't post that.
THATS A BIG FAT BLOB YOU SHITTED! WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY NIGHT! A HORSE!!??
Horse of course, a head of one in your bed, is nice with a bowl of curry and rice.
Rice is a food I utterly detest.
Detest, I do detest insest
Insest or incest? Intentional or in error,
Detest I may, but forever I shall say
Say you don't love me, I dare you to.
To love you would be a curse,
and thus my lips are pursed.
Pursed for LUVINS?
(cant hold a not to save my life)LUVINS YOU, LUVINS ME, LUVINS YOU FOR ETERNITY
Eternity is this bar I went to one time.
Time is but the riddle of god
God is Jeebuses Father. lol. NO, I'm serious!
Serious you say?
Say yes serious am i !
I am Landofshadows.
Landofshadows leaves us with a dilemma it seems
Seems the Dilemma was a bit of a Larma
Larma rhymes with Dharma
Dharma Initiative
INITIATIVE ATTACK! OMG WE GOT IT THIS TIME! OMG I FORGOT MY GUN! OMG SHIT!
Shit comes out my ass, just like you. You come out my ass. :)
Ass, isnt that a male donkey
Donkey is an ass, yes.
yes zypher does take it up the ass
Asshole, vagina to him it's all the same.
same, well thats lame
Lame like a FOX.
fox in socks, i heard they have small cocks
in the morning, when the eggs
Eggs don't taste nearly as good as they used too... :-\
Too tasteless...
Tasteless eggs don't sound too tasty.
Tasty things like bacon are win.
win-dows is a frickin monopoly
Monopoly is a geme i dont really like to play
Play cards instead. :/
Instead of playing with your your food, shove it in your mouth and chew!
Chewing food is for people who like food, and that's just silly - considering no one besides you likes food and it'd be a good idea to accomodate for everyone's tastes instead of just your own you lazy little prick. (eh... that's just more confusing than anything...)
Anything... anything but insects! D= I hate that stuff!
stuff, i like stuff a lot
Lots of stuff is likable.
Likable i'd like to be, but i'm still a dumbass really.
really, i never would have guessed. do u get F's on all your tests?
tests are for queers
queers use internet explorer
Explorer of the Lost Ark, at your service.
Service of post officers: WE DELIVER ALL KINDS OF THINGZ!
THINGZ are all around us and they make funny noises
Noises like your face
face? that doesnt even make any sense
Sense sucks.
sucks balls, yea that what zypher does
Does jblair have a problem? Because I think he does. No one should get that upset over anoter forum member just because they're Zypher.
Zypher was mean to me once, im just jokning anyways
ANYWAYS! WHO WANTZ TO PARTYZ WITH ME?
ME!ME! I DO!
do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Channel is a word in the from an encyclopedia
encyclopedia, meh who needs those now days, we have wikapedia
Wikipedia is a fairly bland place, that I dont' visit and it's 4:27 AM in the morning and I'm bored shitless
shitless, you say, you should see a doctor for that
That fat cat ate an orange rat.
QuoteRat ME out to da coppas will yaz? Well we'll juss see about dat!
*KERPOW*
*henchman ducks, bullet reflects off of kitchen sink and hits the ringleader*
*fuming*
Duh, sorry boss! Lemme clean youse up-
GET OFFA ME, YOU MORON!
I miss when T.V. was good, and we had stuff like the Looney Toons...
(you don't live in the uk do you...shame)
Toons are boons for us and we should all give thanks.
Thanks to people, I get sick every other Tuesday.
Tuesday is the second day of school in this first week, which pisses me off kinda.
Kinda hypnotizing, aren't they?
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THEY ARE LAWL! I tried posting, but i was holding ctrl andscroll, and it got bigger.......and.......ahem....
they are, quite
Quite a combonation you see
See jblair, you were spose to start with ahem but you didnt.
didn't see your post sorry
Sorry? For what?
Whats up with the lack of random pictures of anime chicks?
CHICKS? WHAR? OIC TER RITE THAR!
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THAR be a hot one, eh
Eh, take it or leave it.
IT be the painfulliest time in my life right now... My Girlfriend is in the Hospital and I know its hurting her, but it is Killing me to see her like this.
This game is completely poitless when one thinks about it.
IT IS! O RLY?!
RLY, I'm serious.
Serious you are not!
NOT IS A WORD U KNOW
know... ing is half the battle.
battle is a fight? right?
Right you are.
Are there any sodas left, I'm fucken thirsty.
thirsty for some pinacoladas!
Pinacoladas? I'd rather have whiskey.
whiskey from russia is the best
Best thing about today was, Blaze got baninated.
Banninated is a funny word for banned isnt it?
"it", the ISO 639 alpha-2 short code for the Italian language.
Language skills are important.... Or something.
something has to be important i think
think about this, coat hangers and fetuses go together like rainbows and sunshine.
Sunshine gives you vitamin d.
D+ on ur finals amirite?
AMIRITE! HOW DARE YOU SaY! I PASSED PRETTY WELL NOW!
Now I have no idea what the hell is going on.
On a windy day, wind tends to blow.
blow a bubble into the skies and a star might fall
FALL NOW, FALL APART ON ME
MY LIFE IS ONE OF MISERY
Misery is for people without retarded dancing monkeys who can do the mamba with unusually large pinecones stuck up their ass.
Ass (n):a long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
Burden is for men without gf (i have gf now :))
Me ate good food.
food ate me good in Russia
Drop the gun, the Donkey Kong is actually blue.
Blue...wtf are you saying?
In Russia, TV WATCH YOU!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
"Motherland!" Says the Russian mafia boss before he gets shot by an American assassin.
Assasin orgies are most common in northern parts of California.
California is where Gilgamesh lives. If you are passing through, be sure to rape him.
Him? Why him?
Him is like a crerature named it but instead he masterbates on the floor of ablandublangada
Ablandublangada is where Aladdin is from! :D
From the ends of the earth is where satan resides
Resides is a 7 lettered word.
Word is a four letter noun I think.
Think is a word that means to ponder but we all need to do more of it
:police: ;8 :=: ;9 ^-^ :'( :-* :-\ :lol: :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( :tpg: ;D :D ;) :) :froghat: :zoid: :wtf: :djang: :dickcheney: :fro
lol @ name above.
And man, you're supposed to start with an it, anyways i'll do it.
It is a beautiful day with fire and bombing all around, isn't it now?
Now where did my nukes go
Go and pass me the blow hole. :zoid:
Hole in one for the irish
Irish lap-dancing is the best in the world, eh?
Eh, that's all ye have to say about the lapdancing of theh irish?
Irish cream's a drunkard's dream.
Dream about my sexay body, or imma kill you!
You is what choo is
Is what my dear fellow?
Fellow, you calling me a fellow! Im a level 18 paladin with +18 wisdom and charisma, also I have a Sword of Pimpin!
Pimpin' inamnimate objects is pimpin' sweet, dude....
dude.... Thats sexual assult
assult has the word ass in it, so does assassin, wich has double ass! That makes it two asses in one! Oh the was funny...
Funny is that shakespeare cam up with the word assasinate
Assasinate babies i shall
Shall Geno ever realize that we don't want him here?
Here you are still...Diffrent name same annoyance?1-1??5?5?Copy that....
That name is very odd.
odd and yet I really don't care obout the name its whos behind the name I care or don't care about....
About to chop off that rabbits head.
Head Out To the beach...Wait DaMnit i live in a City
City was blown up by a nuke.
Nuke...Nuke em All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this should belong in Spam because it changed. -_-
-_-Why did you fall off course!!!!!
Course of actions have only 100 calories :bean:!
:bean: is greenier than :mex:
:mex: is actually your father!
Father is the name of this guy :atma:
:atma: is the mother of Lominisio.
Lominisio is a guy I don't know.
know who you sleep with, it will come back to haunt you like this guy.... :shoop:
:shoop: is chargin his laser
Laser would be useful on killbots
Killbots would be tricked by :magic: