Djangofat made the last one and everyone knows shes not a real Texan. So ask away
how fat are you?
hows the ranch?
How bout dem Cowboys
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how fat are you?
Im skinny, my body absorbs beef and makes it into thermonuclear energy for me to fight pollution
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hows the ranch?
Great actually, just got a new herd of cattle
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How bout dem Cowboys
It's not football season >:|
Have you ever branded a cow?
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?
Have you seen the Alamo?
Do you remember the Alamo? ;8
Do you like Texas fried chicken?
What is Texas? :tpg:
Quote from: Dick Valentine on May 21, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
Have you ever branded a cow?
Yes
Quote from: Volt Catfish on May 22, 2008, 12:50:50 AM
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?
No
Quote from: droginator on May 22, 2008, 01:26:03 AM
Have you seen the Alamo?
Do you remember the Alamo? ;8
I have been in the Alamo three times
Yes
Quote from: Leviathan on May 22, 2008, 10:21:17 AM
Do you like Texas fried chicken?
Duh
Quote from: Rob on May 22, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
What is Texas? :tpg:
Best damn place on Earth
Do you have bad pizza there?
No actually we have great pizza. Nothing beats our bbq or tex-mex though.
How much tumbleweed can you see flying about?
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 16, 2008, 06:03:59 PM
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months
I meant if you look outside the window right now :( nvmnvm
faggot
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.
How's the weather down there, mate?
It rained today so only like 80 degrees.
Does it rain often in Texas?
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 16, 2008, 06:26:25 PM
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.
Catch it on fire.
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
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Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
Quote from: Volt Catfish on June 22, 2008, 06:13:29 AM
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?
It varies, though dry heat isnt as bad as when its humid.
103 degrees + Saturation = JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT FEELS LIKE 200 DEGREES AAH WHY IS SO STICKY GET THE FUCK AWAY MOSQUITOES ;o; Im dying :(.
It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.
Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 23, 2008, 07:04:59 PM
It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.
Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
We have like 2 stores that sell cowboy hats. Texans are born with cowboy hats so we do not need to buy them
I would like to see some one born with a cowboy hat, do you have any pitures? Because that would be pretty bad ass.
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
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Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A
KATRINA JOKE
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Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.
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Quote from: ? on June 20, 2008, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.
Does it really fucking matter you faggot?!
"OH MY GOD A GIANT WHIRLWIND TOOK OUT HALF OF THE UNITED STATES!"
"To be truthful it only took at 24 states"
"... what."
Don't be so fucking technical, now I wished you would have been fucking flooded. Way to ruin an actually funny joke you fucking waste of space faggot.
He's trying to impress us with his knowledge of Louisiana.
I am unimpressed
:mad:
I was pointing out your mistake.
The difference between one state and one city is rather large.
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That is indeed bad ass.
Can I borrow your shotgun? I have some... things to take care of. ;8
No fuck you, what does it look like Im made of guns?
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badass
That's one the former U.S.S. Texas'. A nuclear powered battleship, second of its kind. However now the U.S.S. Texas is the second (and best) nuclear powered submarine enlisted in the U.S. Navy. The first U.S.S. Texas also happened to be the first battleship ever used by the United States Navy. And the second one was some shit I dont remember.
[spoiler] * The first Texas was the US Navy's first battleship, which served from 1895 until 1911.
* The second Texas (BB-35) is a dreadnought battleship that served in both World Wars.
* The third Texas (CGN-39) was the second Virginia-class nuclear guided missile cruiser.
* The fourth Texas (SSN-775) was commissioned on September 9, 2006 and is the second Virginia-class nuclear attack submarine.
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Is that the one outside the San Jacinto monument? I've been on that.
Texas > You
Could Texas beat Russia in a fist fight?
Duh
Do you like me? ;8
Yes, :D
What country do you live in ?_?
Would Texas be as great is it is now, if it were part of Mexico instead of the US?
:mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:
Quote from: American Hero on July 02, 2008, 05:30:07 PM
Would Texas be as great is it is now, if it were part of Mexico instead of the US?
:mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:
You need to understand that during the transition from Mexico to the United States, Texas was its own country. Before it was its own country, it was basically a part of Mexico with alot of white people. Texas didnt exist until after it became a country. So, your question is flawed, and you are a faggot.
How often do you eat steak.
.
If we met face to face would one of us end up dead within the hour?
Quote from: Sora on July 02, 2008, 04:02:56 AM
Yes, :D
What country do you live in ?_?
Asia ;-;
Asia is a continent silly.
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 03, 2008, 01:20:54 AM
If we met face to face would one of us end up dead within the hour?
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Depends on what team you're on, compadre.
Is your dad a republican?
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Nice to see you have my back, compadre.
Why does Texas suck so much?
Because you're about to get banned
Quote from: Sora on July 06, 2008, 08:20:00 AM
Because you're about to get banned
Oh noes! Banishment!
Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas, if so, would you like to drop your pants and sword fight?
Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:21:17 AM
Quote from: Sora on July 06, 2008, 08:20:00 AM
Because you're about to get banned
Oh noes! Banishment!
Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas, if so, would you like to drop your pants and sword fight?
No faggot, I dont want to kill you.
=(
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
Gee that didnt make sense, maybe its because you're a nigger.
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 06, 2008, 08:34:24 AM
Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:40:08 AM
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 06, 2008, 08:34:24 AM
Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
Stop posting in this topic faggot, post in here (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,28135.0.html)
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Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
... Kay? Lol Random, its been fun.. tired as hell.. sleep time nao.
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Quote from: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
... Kay? Lol Random, its been fun.. tired as hell.. sleep time nao.
You sleep and someone will slice you from under your bed.
Nightmare on Elm Street <3
What's your favorite movie?
Quote from: Dr_Sword on July 09, 2008, 11:21:43 AM
Quote from: Dr_Valentine on July 09, 2008, 07:31:02 AM
What's your favorite movie?
Children of Men
I wanted to see it, I heard that was good, so I'll probably rent it soon.
DO YOU EVER WRASTLE WITH BULLS?
HELL YEAH
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE A BEAR
Quote from: Anski on January 19, 2009, 05:43:59 AM
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE A BEAR
YEAH MAN I WRESTLED A BEAR ONCE
What color is your Ford F-250?
Quote from: Ko?ciuszko on August 14, 2009, 12:09:38 AM
What color is your Ford F-250?
It's a 150, and it's navy blue. The interior is cowboys themed ;o. I'll get pics in a bit.
lol Anski's idea of winning a fight is running away for 5 minutes
Hey, aren't those huge belt buckles uncomfortable to wear? They must be, in the very least for fat people.
Quote from: arlen on August 14, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
lol Anski's idea of winning a fight is running away for 5 minutes
Hey, aren't those huge belt buckles uncomfortable to wear? They must be, in the very least for fat people.
Mine isn't so bad
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It's kinda too big for the belt though so it gets annoying putting it on sometimes.
yeah Texas is pretty cool