The title explains itself, everyone posts five words to continue the story!
Once apon a time, monkeys...
Took over the small world
And they played on the...
trampoline set, until one day...
there was a meteor shower...
and everyone died. Oh well...
...maybe they'll survive next time.
Suddenly, zombies popped out of...
the barren, ashy remnants of
a mansion on Devil's Island...
that was in a plane...
that crashed during a flight...
and fell on a house...
Wich began to burn like.....
a house that was burning
believe it or not that
is what really happened and
that is the entire truth.
Then the zombies ate a
rotten pinapple and then invaded
a country known only as...
Australia, whence came a terrible
cheesecake, made up of flesh...
cakes... WHO WERE ALL LIES...
and liars can't be trusted!
Unless, of course, they're gay.
becuase if they lied they...
would be shot, point blank
they would explode with a
gay man scream. A doggy...
raped the gay man hard
while president bush watched in
his pink underwear and his
tiny dick to rape men
but then he was suddenly
paid to veto the cure...
for the world's worst virus...
and all the dolphins sang...
ding, dong, the witch is
high on smurfs. A robot
came crashing through my wall
And rebelled against you all
just like in I, Robot
They tried to kill Will
Who then Kicked their asses
But failed to be awesome
along with the cake lieing...
about the sky falling, but
that is another story altogether.
Back to the main story,
of how Asians take over
the whole world using only
chopsticks and a battery, becuase
a battery can be used
to engage massive nuclear missles
at america and make bush
go crazy and ride a...
Pink Elephant and a cake
while wearing a tootoo, elsewhere...
Kerry cried in his sleep
and plotted to kill keny
Kerry then realized he is
not actually human, but instead
A pollution based sludge creature
who really REALLY loved to
to eat sushi, so he
took an all expensed trip...
to Croatia, where he choked
on his favorite food, sushi...
on raw nemo but Godzilla
rose from beneath the radioactive
cow platter and then shook
the leaning tower of pizza
which fell to the ground.
And Pepperonis fell everywhere, elsewhere
a gigantic rabbit monster cried