[spoiler=Rules]We hold court in here, all posts must relate to the trial or you will be held in contempt of court. objection.mrdictionary.net btw[/spoiler]
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We are here today for the trial of one Hairy Butts. The defendant supposedly murdered his T.V.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390058
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orly?
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Yeah, Larry Butz
(What kind of judge is this?)
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Whatever would the prosecutor like to bring in a witness
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Yes you're honor, I would like to call Tay Zonday to the stand.
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I move away from the mic to testify
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Yes, well can you state your name and profession?
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My name is Tay, T-A-Y, thats T-A-Y to the Z.
And I'm just a musician living the Internet Dream
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(Wow how many times has this guy gone through puberty)
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Mr. Zonday can you please tell me what you saw on the day of the murder.
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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.
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Is that all?
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Yes~
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Nick, his testimony was pretty tight, I don't think you're going to find any contradictions.
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(Yeah I dont think I can find anything wrong)
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Quote from: Dr_Sword on January 20, 2008, 06:29:36 AM
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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390076
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It's a song, look heres the music video. You can see him kill the TV in the beginning.
[youtube=425,350]2x2W12A8Qow[/youtube]
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MR. ZONDAY THIS IS CRUCIAL EVIDENCE WHY DID YOU NOT PRESENT THIS BEFORE THE CASE
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I thought everyone had seen it already :3
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This guy is full of himself
*Video of the crime added to evidence*
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MR. WRIGHT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BADGERING MY WITNESS
(Even though he is messed up)
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(DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!)
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Phoenix get on with it.
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What the hell happened to your boo-
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O hay Chief >_>
Quote from: Dr_Sword on January 20, 2008, 06:29:36 AM
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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.
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OBJECTION
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I'm over here
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Oh right, sorry.
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You said "This man ran up with a sledgehammer and smashed my TV
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YET IN THE VIDEO IT IS CLEARLY A WOMAN, THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE DOES IT.
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How could Larry smash the TV, if it was a woman.
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The answer is simple, Larry obviously had a sex change.
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Makes sense...
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YEAH WELL FUCK YOU GUYS
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I'm not a woman ;-;
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Tch, not anymore
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(Heh, I always wondered about him)
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ORDER!
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Today's trial is over, I want the defense and prosecution to look into this sex change affair.
Oh yeah, you can talk about the trial now.
blasphemy
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One of dese days Firerain, BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO DA MOON!
LOL
This is so awesome I think I just had an orgasm
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Court is now in order, would the prosecution like to call a witness to the stand?
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Uhhh, yeah I'd like to call...
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The dude from the Big Lebowski?
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Well....where is he?
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Sorry I'm late I found some cheetohs laying on the couch.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?!
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IT'S DANGEROUSLY CHEESY >:O
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OHHHHH YEEAAAAAAHHH
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WHAT
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THE
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FUCK?!
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. I mean really, they were only like a month old or sth.
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sth?
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It means SOMETHING, ROFL!
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What is this fgtry?
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Please ignore that bullshit. We have a witness incoming that has some crucial evidence. Chewey?
Evidence Destroyed ;-;
Not this thread again >B|
Quote from: chewey on January 20, 2008, 12:02:40 PM
Evidence Destroyed ;-;
FUCK YOU SWORD I FORGOT TO SAVE IT
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SKANKER YOU ARE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, ONE MORE OUTBURST AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED
YOU FAGGOT COCKSUCKER YOU FUCK UR MOM YOU INCEST OFFSPRING PIECE FO SHIT FGT
*gives Skanker sedative and big bottle of booze*
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SKANKER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
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This witness is getting us nowhere, Edgeworth do you have any more witnesses
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Yes your honor, I have one more.
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Well who is it?
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He is the King of The Sea
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Neptune...?
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NO BITCH, IM SEAKING!
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YOU'RE A FISH?!
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FUCK YEAH!
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HOW DO YOU EVEN RELATE TO THIS CASE?!
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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
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THEN I FOUND THIS
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AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"
*waterstone added to Court Record*
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Wait was that just your testimony?
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FUCK YEAH!
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Quote from: Dr_Sword on January 21, 2008, 05:05:38 AM
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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
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THEN I FOUND THIS
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AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"
*waterstone added to Court Record*
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Nick, think about it, I know there has to be something wrong
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....
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(Wait)
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OBFUCKINGJECTION
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WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!
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If you look closely, this water stone only transforms water types.
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AND LARRY IS CLEARLY NOT A WATER TYPE! CLEARLY!
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!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!
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! ! ! ! ! !
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!?!?!?!?!?
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!!!!!!!!!!!
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ORDER!
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Seeing as the defendant is not a water type, there is no way he could've gotten a sex change, and therefore he is
NOT GUILTY
Quote from: Dr_Sword on January 21, 2008, 05:05:38 AM
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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
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THEN I FOUND THIS
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AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"
*yaoi added to Court Record*
Interesting...
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How is that I am...so defeated?
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I don't fuckin' know, SEAKING!
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Ha...sarcasm.
;-; why?
Oh yeah you guys decide what happens in the next trial
Animefan is accused of beating a woman to death.
And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.
Irock is accused of taking pictures of himself.
True story.
Quote from: Edgeworth on January 21, 2008, 07:10:23 AM
And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.
Hahahaha, +rep.
I still love you though Cthulhu :*
Animefan is accused of the kidnapping, rape, and murder of Maya Fey.
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Ok we are here today for the trial of Animefan.
He tried to poison Chewey's balls, at which he failed, he then became aggressive and attacked Hank Hill with airsoft guns. A lethal shot placed in Mr. Hill's forehead is the cause of death.
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Wow thats pretty fucked up, would the prosecution like to call a witness?
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Yes I would like to call Chewe-
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Um... Mi- Mister E-Edg-Edgeworth sir?
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What?
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The witness isn't here yet
Sticky Note: Oh hey I'm tired and going to bed, I guess I'll finish this later (CLIFFHANGER: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WITNESS?!)
Is there a bathroom nearby?
Quote from: Nightwolf on January 21, 2008, 11:15:33 AM
Is there a bathroom nearby?
Just use Sword in his sleep :3
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Wasn't I the judge?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I almost pissed myself. (did i just say that out loud?)
He was riding his bike when there was a lighting strike.
Now he can read real fast, he's good at science and math. Black doctor!
Because you maybe didnt read it
Everything is marked as "read." All recent posts, at least. As in the first page of 7yay.