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RMRK General => Video Games and Entertainment => Topic started by: Sophist on December 16, 2007, 01:54:57 AM

Title: The cake
Post by: Sophist on December 16, 2007, 01:54:57 AM
is a lie.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Esmeralda on December 16, 2007, 01:59:36 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.tinypic.com%2F6xrzxj6.png&hash=c1a4a491dc71783150aa5b0da68cb6291dd054bd)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Dwarra? on December 16, 2007, 03:17:16 AM
LOL
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 16, 2007, 03:22:13 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.recipegoldmine.com%2Fimagesindex%2Fcake3.jpg&hash=eb5db59db1dee1fe519c89b677807ccd670ec5be)

I baked another. ^-^
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Roph on December 16, 2007, 07:01:12 AM
god I want to just sit on that
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 16, 2007, 06:31:19 PM
We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 17, 2007, 05:22:33 AM
D= I would've love to taste a bit of it . . .
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Ruzu on December 17, 2007, 12:51:46 PM
If i could i would soooooo steal that cake and feed to my dogs and myself. Bet it taste pretty good too.......
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Savarast on December 17, 2007, 07:10:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8)

real portal cakes
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake (http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake)

portal cake recipie
http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html (http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html)


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

The cake in-game:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/pro...pg?t=1197856323 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/prozzak_boy/escape_020001.jpg?t=1197856323)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 17, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: emorlen on December 16, 2007, 06:31:19 PM
We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.
There's an instructable on it.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Tezuka on December 17, 2007, 09:01:46 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe9%2FTezuka101%2F1197909978229.jpg&hash=9a00b89e1f52be2bf7e1da17c1a2af29722a0c61)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 17, 2007, 10:20:14 PM
Quote from: Tezuka on December 17, 2007, 09:01:46 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe9%2FTezuka101%2F1197909978229.jpg&hash=9a00b89e1f52be2bf7e1da17c1a2af29722a0c61)

LOVE the view.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Tezuka on December 17, 2007, 10:28:48 PM
Foot fetish?
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Ruzu on December 17, 2007, 11:07:20 PM
Nive View there -goes fetcha camera-
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 12:50:58 AM
Ferenn's post/picture still takes the cake, though.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 01:08:30 AM
Quote from: Tezuka on December 17, 2007, 10:28:48 PM
Foot fetish?

Nah. I was looking BETWEEN those feet.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Ruzu on December 18, 2007, 01:58:16 AM
Where i don't see it..... oh wait there it is -takes more pictures-
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: haloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 01:59:22 AM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Ruzu on December 18, 2007, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 01:59:22 AM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 02:19:19 AM
Quote from: Ruzu on December 18, 2007, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 01:59:22 AM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
It's a trap. Can you not see the erection ready to come up? Or is that why you look?

Well yeah. Animefan is a girl, you know.

I thought Animefan was a guy o.o


He's joking. I'm a guy.

I see not an erection, just a slight camel-toe.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 02:40:08 AM
Doesn't that mean they're fat? Ew, BBW = no, please.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 18, 2007, 02:41:14 AM
SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
Here's a rule I go by when it comes to anime girls: If she's got at least one foot of length between the top of her waist and the bottom of her chest, it's alright to be attracted to her. I wouldn't likely go below 8.

And besides, camel-toe doesn't mean she's fat, she just has a big... "girlhood".

When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: haloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 18, 2007, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: emorlen on December 18, 2007, 02:41:14 AM
SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

We must be like twins, that's what I was thinking.

Quote from: emorlen on December 16, 2007, 06:31:19 PM
We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 03:23:21 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now.  ;8
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Leventhan on December 18, 2007, 04:24:37 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 03:23:21 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now.  ;8
Your Grandmama?:V
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Savarast on December 18, 2007, 05:24:44 AM
NO ME!  :-[
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 12:15:24 PM
Lol and savarast is a boy.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 18, 2007, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Fred Flintstone on December 18, 2007, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: emorlen on December 16, 2007, 06:31:19 PM
We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?
The game gives you directions on how to make the cake near the end.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 08:18:54 PM
I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
Quote from: Leventhan on December 18, 2007, 04:24:37 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 03:23:21 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now.  ;8
Your Grandmama?:V

This should explain everything: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22488.0.html

Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 08:18:54 PM
I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.

This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now. :=:
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Esmeralda on December 18, 2007, 08:48:31 PM
lol moo just torrent it
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 18, 2007, 08:57:47 PM
Quote from: Fred Flintstone on December 18, 2007, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: emorlen on December 18, 2007, 02:41:14 AM
SHE'S LIKE 8 YOU SICK FUCK

We must be like twins, that's what I was thinking.

She's actually 14th. <she's still a loli>

Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
Quote from: Leventhan on December 18, 2007, 04:24:37 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 03:23:21 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
When it comes to REAL girls, I wouldn't go below 15. That's because I'm 16. If I were 21, I wouldn't go below 18 with real girls.

Somehow I don't think you've ever really had to use this rule.

No I haven't. But I got a girlfriend now.  ;8
Your Grandmama?:V

This should explain everything: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22488.0.html
Are You Cheating On Me Again?! !___! (lol)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Kokowam on December 18, 2007, 09:29:31 PM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now. :=:
Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

Quote from: Ferenn on December 18, 2007, 08:48:31 PM
lol moo just torrent it
I tried but I don't know which one to torrent. So many choices. ;-; I don't know which one's the right one.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: CartoonFan on December 18, 2007, 09:32:38 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 09:29:31 PM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now. :=:
Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

Not on good terms with The Tez huh?
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Tezuka on December 18, 2007, 10:11:28 PM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 09:32:38 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 09:29:31 PM
Quote from: IHateAnime on December 18, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
This is more suited for RMRK Trading Requests.

I'd have thought that the "Biggest Forum Potato" would know his way around like a rat in the sewers by now. :=:
Knew that already but I don't like to visit that place often.

Not on good terms with The Tez huh?

.....?

I don't have any grudges with anyone, especially someone like mastermoo.

Also, posting torrent for moo in Trading.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: haloOfTheSun on December 18, 2007, 10:31:54 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on December 18, 2007, 08:18:54 PM
I want to play Portal but I don't know where to get it. FREE, mind you.

It's ok it sucks anyway.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 18, 2007, 10:45:37 PM
Quote from: emorlen on December 18, 2007, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Fred Flintstone on December 18, 2007, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: emorlen on December 16, 2007, 06:31:19 PM
We actually followed the directions and made the portal cake a few months ago.


Surprisingly, it was fucking insanely delicious.

You ate fiberglass and solid waste?
The game gives you directions on how to make the cake near the end.

Quote from: Savarast on December 17, 2007, 07:10:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QveX3-1O8)

real portal cakes
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake (http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=portal+cake)

portal cake recipie
http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html (http://saintcafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/portal-cake.html)


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

The cake in-game:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/pro...pg?t=1197856323 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/prozzak_boy/escape_020001.jpg?t=1197856323)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 18, 2007, 11:50:12 PM
and it was fucking delicious
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Dwarra? on December 19, 2007, 12:10:32 AM
and moist
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Sophist on December 22, 2007, 12:47:34 AM
Oh look at me still posting when there's science to do.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Forty on December 22, 2007, 03:10:35 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi212.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc66%2Fspark200444%2FLIE.jpg&hash=97be378f55eb04680698fb3bec09cbb9c77d7cc3)

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 22, 2007, 03:15:21 AM
Quote from: Doomsday Angel on December 22, 2007, 03:10:35 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi212.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc66%2Fspark200444%2FLIE.jpg&hash=97be378f55eb04680698fb3bec09cbb9c77d7cc3)

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Forty on December 22, 2007, 03:19:00 AM
I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Moss. on December 22, 2007, 03:19:49 AM
No, I really laughed out loud at that.  ;8
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Forty on December 22, 2007, 03:26:48 AM
I laugh everytime I see it...




Quote from: Charlemagne on December 22, 2007, 03:15:21 AM
Quote from: Doomsday Angel on December 22, 2007, 03:10:35 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi212.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc66%2Fspark200444%2FLIE.jpg&hash=97be378f55eb04680698fb3bec09cbb9c77d7cc3)

PRINCESS SEZ THERE WAS CAKE, ALL I GOT WAS THIS STAR CRAP
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


WAAHAHAHAHAA
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Dwarra? on December 27, 2007, 02:12:28 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vgcats.com%2Fcomics%2Fimages%2F071025.jpg&hash=ddc0cc0e42a6f6c2d14a8db38bfaf111ac5f81b3)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: haloOfTheSun on December 27, 2007, 07:53:22 AM
Quote from: Forcystus on December 22, 2007, 03:19:00 AM
I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom

......... ...... Really?
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Ruzu on December 27, 2007, 10:13:20 AM
mario you dumbf*ck, >< you know bowser is always behind a note!!

five hours for a rom? you my friend are a trooper
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Dwarra? on December 27, 2007, 07:24:41 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on December 22, 2007, 03:19:00 AM
I damn hope you were serious, it took me like five hours to find that fucking rom
You try to hard to be funny[/irony]
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Forty on January 04, 2008, 03:03:51 AM
It was a tad sarcastic, but it at least took me an hour.
It's illegal free, and that's  how I like them, free.
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Karo Rushe on January 04, 2008, 07:50:17 AM
Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Sophist on January 05, 2008, 04:33:08 AM
Quote from: Caro Ru Lushe on January 04, 2008, 07:50:17 AM
Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzattooblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F02%2Fmicrosoft-windows-vista-box2.jpg&hash=4b005418c7b397b77505a0280d93d64d6981001d)
Title: Re: The cake
Post by: Karo Rushe on January 05, 2008, 06:24:09 AM
Quote from: Anski on January 05, 2008, 04:33:08 AM
Quote from: Caro Ru Lushe on January 04, 2008, 07:50:17 AM
Do not open that box, It's A Lie I tell Ya D=

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzattooblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F02%2Fmicrosoft-windows-vista-box2.jpg&hash=4b005418c7b397b77505a0280d93d64d6981001d)
;__; Oh Anski, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!