Uggh, I feel kind of undignified to have done this and to now post it, but as far as dares go, I guess it's not so bad. Anyway, my microphone sucks balls and I use the Voice recorder that comes with Windows, so it doesn't even sound like a fart, but whatever: it was the best I could do. I really think that the dare thread should apply to the last person to make a dare, not the second person to say DUCK. It just makes more sense that way.
LOL WTH? XD A fart? Looool
EDIT: WTF THAT IS NOT A FART. THAT IS AN EXPLOSION. OR A SHART.
Sounds more like diarrhea
You're a good man, MA.