I would like a script that will allow me to call events such as $scene = Scene_Menu2.new.
Or something as simple as a print("You pressed some key.") inside of a function, something that will detect what key is pressed so that I can bind menus to different keys.
*sigh*
Posting the same request in 10 areas will not get you the answer any faster, but it WILL put a few noses out of joint.
On the second page of the Scripts forum, had you looked, you might have found a topic called Keyboard Script (allows you to use any key) (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7674.0.html).
The comments in the script tell you how to use it, but I modified it and set up a call in Scene_Map (in the Update function - around where it checks for the F9 key to be pressed when debugging) to check for particular keys being pressed and call new functions.
This should get you somewhere.