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RMRK General => Creativity => Topic started by: CartoonFan on October 16, 2007, 02:03:17 AM

Title: [Writing] Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: CartoonFan on October 16, 2007, 02:03:17 AM
Edit: I didn't get it right!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: modern algebra on October 16, 2007, 02:22:51 AM
errm...

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: CartoonFan on October 16, 2007, 02:46:28 AM
Oops! I didn't get it right!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Leventhan on October 16, 2007, 03:21:59 AM
Haiku is hard. :P
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: JAP on October 16, 2007, 07:46:55 AM
Yeah. Difficult, unless you do it in Japanese.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Forty on October 16, 2007, 11:44:11 PM
The war is over
May we now all live in peace
We found the donut ;8
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: modern algebra on October 17, 2007, 01:04:04 AM
"For the donut is found" is 6 syllables.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Leventhan on October 17, 2007, 04:09:12 AM
Ahoy, me hearties.
We fight and pillage all men.
Cause we are pirates!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: JAP on October 19, 2007, 11:47:27 AM
That's a cute one~ <3

Let's see...
Urm...

Nah, it's going to be Japanese and I think it sounds cheesy. >_>
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Forty on October 20, 2007, 03:21:21 AM
fix'd
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: JAP on October 20, 2007, 03:32:42 AM
You need to fix the second line now. It's only 6.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Forty on October 20, 2007, 03:41:53 AM
O_O

how did that happen? Oh well, fix'd
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Post by: Leventhan on October 20, 2007, 07:09:14 AM
Hah, this is easier than I thought!

-Dominating Atlantis-

Here we come, mermans!
To dominate Atlantis,
and rule the waters...
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Kokowam on October 20, 2007, 04:16:29 PM
My name is Moo Kwak
Which are two animal sounds.
Isn't that funny? XD
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 21, 2007, 12:15:14 AM
How are haikus hard?
Unless you're a mongoloid,
you can make one up.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Sophist on October 21, 2007, 12:54:32 AM
This reminds me of,
the Hitchhikers Guide to the
the Galaxy period.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 21, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
what the fucking hell
EVA it's not that hard
it's five-seven-five.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Sophist on October 21, 2007, 01:26:40 AM
Oh shit, I thought
that period was some
five-syllables right?
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: modern algebra on October 21, 2007, 06:01:57 AM
Oh Shit, I thought           4
that period was some     6


Also, you're not supposed to just break up a sentence to make a haiku.

Haikus are complete.
Tearing a sentence in two
makes it stupid, see?
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Leventhan on October 21, 2007, 06:14:38 AM
Good job there, MA.
Showing EVA his mistake.
Haiku is awesome.

Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Kokowam on October 21, 2007, 11:49:38 AM
Shut up, you pirate.
But didn't modern also
Make that same mistake?

XD

Or was that a joke?
I can't really tell that well.
If so, hahaha!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 21, 2007, 11:54:20 AM
Haikus are so dumb. =/
Yeah I know they're poetry,
but they're kinda lame.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Redwyn on October 21, 2007, 12:00:47 PM
I love you so hard
Please come in to my bed T_T
Me need to be pleasured.

Ignore that nasty Haiku please.
This is so freaking simple,it hurts.
So please lets make more!

:D
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 21, 2007, 12:16:17 PM
If it's so simple,
then why do you screw it up?
Count your syllables.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Redwyn on October 21, 2007, 12:20:39 PM
Oh yes syllables, gah I forgot about those XD
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Post by: Kokowam on October 21, 2007, 12:40:54 PM
Lol, retard.
You forgot about the third line.
Work a lot harder.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Leventhan on October 21, 2007, 02:32:01 PM
Redwyn Failed.
:P
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Sophist on October 21, 2007, 02:46:36 PM
C-C-C-C-C
C-C-C-C-C-C-C
C-Combo Breaker!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: CartoonFan on October 21, 2007, 02:54:50 PM
This thread still lives on?
How could I not notice this?
I can't believe it.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: modern algebra on October 21, 2007, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on October 21, 2007, 11:49:38 AM
Shut up, you pirate.
But didn't modern also
Make that same mistake?

XD

Or was that a joke?
I can't really tell that well.
If so, hahaha!

It was not a joke
It was an example for him
Now he knows it's dumb
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 21, 2007, 11:22:15 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on October 21, 2007, 12:40:54 PM
Lol, retard.
You forgot about the third line.
Work a lot harder.

This is fail, haimu.

Quote from: EVAProject01 on October 21, 2007, 02:46:36 PM
C-C-C-C-C
C-C-C-C-C-C-C
C-Combo Breaker!

Here's the best one in the thread.

Quote from: modern algebra on October 21, 2007, 04:37:09 PM

It was not a joke
It was an example for him
Now he knows it's dumb

Oh man, not you too ;.;
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Kokowam on October 21, 2007, 11:39:55 PM
What are you smoking?
He and I were just talking.
Just in haiku form. :P
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: modern algebra on October 22, 2007, 01:09:13 AM
I have an accent
Example is two syllables
I don't pronounce 'ih'
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 22, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
You have won this time.
But it won't be forgotten.
For I shall return!
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Sophist on October 22, 2007, 01:14:41 AM
People who use Haikus are dumb.
Couplets are like, 4000x better.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Malson on October 22, 2007, 01:19:35 AM
meh I disagree
limericks are way better
see the thread I made
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Forty on October 23, 2007, 01:35:36 AM
Love is chocolates
You never know what's inside
And here's a penis
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Dertt on December 13, 2007, 01:44:22 PM
Thread necromancy.
It's a fun pastime to have.
So I raise dead threads.
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Holkeye on December 13, 2007, 02:19:21 PM
~Ultramarine~
By Holkeye

Still marooned below...
Muted through anabasis.
Not that I need speak.

I lust to kill blue.
Poison all jades and envies.
Cobalts and beryls.

Ghosts infiltrate sight.
Have you ever seen the wind?
Insufferable.

Hear the sonor pings?
A muted cacophony.
Sound of an angel.

Dare I galvanize?
Count moment over epoch?
Too long I've waited.

If not salvation,
I pray presupposition
does not replace hope.





See? Haikus can be good.  :P
Title: Re: Haikus not for the innocent-minded.
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 01:10:50 AM
That's a nice haiku,
If I do say so myself,
This thread needs more posts.