This is based loosely on the One Word Game. The rules are as follows: Someone starts a story off with 3 words. Then another person continues on with the story adding 3 words a post. If you would like to start a new story just put [NEW STORY] and your 3 words. I'll start the game off:
*Remeber this is supposed to be like a short story*
It was a
cold dark cheese
It was a cold dark cheese. Carnaby had seen
. Carnaby had seen
night creeping by
under a misshapen
street lamp. The
monkey was high
on coke with
five rabid chipmunks
then they got
drunk and killed
the teletubbies. The
evil clowns decided
they would kill
Crankeye and feed
Story Thus Far:
QuoteIt was a cold dark cheese. Carnaby had seen night creeping by under a misshapen street lamp. The monkey was high on coke with five rabid chipmunks. Then they got drunk and killed the teletubbies. The evil clowns decided they would kill Crankeye and feed
him piece by
piece to their
misshapen chicken. The
stupid donkey man
ate half a
sub while the
emoticons took over
QuoteIt was a cold dark cheese. Carnaby had seen night creeping by under a misshapen street lamp. The monkey was high on coke with five rabid chipmunks. Then they got drunk and killed the teletubbies. The evil clowns decided they would kill Crankeye and feed piece to their misshapen chicken. The stupid donkey man ate half a sub while the emoticons took over.
Little did they
know they where
being followed by
punctuation marks and
cows. Crankeye revived
QuoteIt was a cold dark cheese. Carnaby had seen night creeping by under a misshapen street lamp. The monkey was high on coke with five rabid chipmunks. Then they got drunk and killed the teletubbies. The evil clowns decided they would kill Crankeye and feed piece to their misshapen chicken. The stupid donkey man ate half a sub while the emoticons took over. Little did they know they where being followed by punctuation marks and cows. Crankeye revived
, and sent his
toy gun and
shoved it up
the mishappen chicken's
little beak holes
and then he
erased Krywallyn post
the donkey man
magical flying chipmunks.
So he eat's
a rice krispie
treat till he
becomes pregnant with
evil babe dragons
. Then the dragons
started kicking to
Its time for a new story. It got a little crazy as you can see by this picture (http://www.crankeye.com/3-word-game.png) :lol:
[NEW STORY]
They had done
the impossible by
defeating the walrus..
with evil chickens
. The walrus however
was deprived of
orange juice so
it was unable
to shave any
legs so they
fed him pineapples
and ham until
he died from
fat sicknes so
the zoo keeper
buried him in
some turds and
left him to
flourish hoping that
he would eat
RPG Maker and
, play with his
you know what
until it fell
Into a sewer
with Micheal Jackson
who was glad
Lets try and be a little mature guys. I dont really know where the last story was going so lets start a new one. This one is rpg maker related:
[NEW STORY!]
My game was
so cool it
won a prize
and became famous
. Pretty soon EA
sent me a
request for a
new game that
save over my
Jak II file.
which sux cause
I was almost
done with it
without cheating for
twenty five levels
for once, I
found a gem
that smelled of
a lurker that
had never once
been troubled with
arthritis until he
Ate ten bananas :^^:
, slipped on the
on a peel
and fell into
a torture chamber
and escaped through
Prince of Persia's
bat mobile. Then
superman punch his
buttler's nose, wishing
to see him
outside his mind
wondering if he
was going crazy
so he realize
that chipmunks ate
his lunch. "Shit!"
he yell to
joe. Though, paul
punch michael into
A Bloddy polp
a very bloody
Piece of ugly
mother fuc**ng sh**! :lol:
Then the evil
radio active monkey
Spanked his small
the flying jamaican
Stole Crank's Fav
you don't want me to finish this the way I was going to... so... I'm gonna go with...
CD
. "Three words, man"
1-I
2-Didn't
3-Realize
:oops:
. "It's ok" michael
Stop going off topic and finish the sentance.
I Played cards
with that guy
From down the
(too easy)
yellow brick road
and i went
into the big
bipedal paraplegic lemon
made of stinky
gooey toe jam
and barfed my
yummy piggeon droppings
in my coke
and then
Quote from: xeiloand then
I assume you meant: And then I...
went to the
funny smelling toilet
and did my
funky chicken dance
while eating cheese
made of poo
and teletube sweat
but really awful
bloody urine monsters
who like eating
mexican flying kids
becasue they taste
real good compare
to martians who
messed with my
moms very suculent...
strawberries, and jumped
over the pretty
silver color horse
on a tuesday
morning until it
came at me
while I was
farting my guts
in the comfort
of me bed.
So Jack began
attacking me with
his new ostrich
named big fat
dork, he is
so fat that
a yellow-coloured
banana punch him
in his stomach
while he reads
the spells book
of certain doom
and fall asleep
by the campfire
that he made
a dounut pickle
sized car from
paper and plastic
and color it
with a AK-47
paint shooting gun
loaded with a
small thing coloured
from pizza wrappings
and yellow mosquitos
a french guy
was eating fries
but suddenyl a
car flew over
the back yard
the neighbors' roof
so bad and
became evil and
at 100 miles
but a man
call the fire
to save the
that are going
from a mule
party all night
of cheese cake
and ran home
like a baby
-faced old man
and beat him
in three seconds
still havent beat
up the old
po-ta-to chip
(ok thats 2 words)
named old man
scooby doo for
$2 worth of
cheese and butter
but he haven't
got the chance
to poop on
his tv remote
so he ran
backwards to the
chainsaw and ate
my little brother
by a tiny
the bipolar backflipping
dog, which trew
a pink poca-doted
anchovy and disgusting
colored x-box games.
that nobody plays
(Gameshrk90, a . indicates it's the end of the line!)
, nor eats while
he watches tv
in a tree
coloured as fistachio
has to rob
the closest bank
or couch, behind
A fat person
who threw up
a broken banana
and stuffed pepper
from an appletree
Several dragons cried
and didn't get
eastereggs this year
the head of
Deadly Diablo, and
Wouter who then
started to dance
and awoke Assaf
to post like
a crazy monkey
on the forum
who decided to
stop it for
{what the hell are you talking about?}
a few hours
And then came
another crankeye member
to post with
a girl named
after her grandfather
whos name was
Wouter, which is
not a very
dull name indeed!
Her friends said
Wouter and Deadly
Diablo should stay
in the Hall
but Diablo ran
to the toilet
flushed to hell
while Wouter went
and fell down
for the first
time in his
jeans, and both
mom and dad
went off to
"do the do"
in The Hague,
while the Daydabaproject
got paused and
people went home
to kiss their
frogs, which then
but they turned
into Bush-clones
and started loling
a bit too
while the piano
danced around for
I the penguinmaster
got eaten by
a huge bean
which had legs
the size of
a common toothpick
he always smiled
yet always felt
sick, because of
seeing my face
he could breathe
mayonnaise. "Someone set
the table with
a couple of
carrot pies, dancing
around like chipmunks
with big nuts
that cracked open
on Dave England
then someone came
and burnt the
cock of dave
but profanity shouldn't
die because it's
must be censored.
Nonetheless a three-headed
demon named Friolaguka
the world would
then have to
get rid of
profanity and swearing
rude gestures and
anything offending children
like dead teletubbies
yet there was
a cable network
that was unplugged
by an evil
the devilsh satan
mic von toaster
aka Devil aka
Dealy Diablo. . .
so the kids
were so afraid
that they ran
into a wall
, lost their memory
. From then on
a girl named
by her mother
named Dragonia Larney
, fell in love
with blonde girl
found on the
beach of Amonia
(a lesbian here?) :shock:
no, a bi
, not so far
though people want...
. Duc, a moron
daddy yankee's gay
(What the hell, that doesnt even make sense?!?!?! :shock: Time to start a clean sentence, make it make sense!)
Duc, a child
was born today.
Bob saw onion
smelling flowers passing
in the garden
yet his nose
danced the salsa
but his mouth
Danced the Cha-Cha.
While searching for
a pink apple.
he lost his
glasses, so he
considered as blind
, couldn't find it,
and fell into
a bottomless pit
of despair and
chaos that leads
to the dark
and the gates
of endless remorse
where someone named
manuka zamir alhibi
also known as
TheRotS, a bunny
(named...a bunny)
(to get a good sentence a little help)
who likes to
really do it
yet noone knows
Jesus Christ sucs
but then again
, it has happened,
and died. A
big fat man
named Jason Toteda
(XD)
who married miranda
. They had a
child with big
teeth, nose, and eyes
, with small ears
which threw up
pizza juice with :shock:
dancing carrots! Oh
my god", they
dance like crazy,
every other day
so fiestin went
to the mall
together with Wouter
and bought a
(what is his obcession with fiestin? lol)
chocolate covered carrot
along with some
dice. Something exploded
so crankeye ran
but Wouter died
and fiestin started
fainting. She awoke
in a hospital
next to a
pile of money
and handsome me
came to party
where Wouter was
(Hold on a second, wasn't Wouter dead previously? Oh well..)
(End Sentence)(New Sentence)
The taxi EXPLODED... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:evil: and wouter died
of curiousity who
met Fiestin in
A dark room
and they had
a dirty sex
but then something
was forgotten. the
me was stupid
cuz no one
cared for me
(I love how no one knows how to form a sentance.)
ever before in
rules of grammar
in the english
ways of life.
Nonsensical is this
three word game
as well as
one word game
but they're fun
and worth time
of your cute
and lovely life
so you should
not do the
other posts, just
keep smiling as
then throw up
all over the
squeezy yellow thing
which is why
you should never
eat green ones
or red ones
unless you are
red/green yourself
so there wouldn't
be any reason
for you to
to dance like
only animals do.
while pissing sh*t
like a monkey
on a fire
while screaming egyptians
killed many cats
like I did
yesterday with the
stinky dog food
that crawled like
a female baby
born from a
super-gaaxyan lesbians
while tsuno watched,
EDIT: what's that 2nd word? lol
mistyped it - galaxyan!
and nobody was
allowed to film
since mr. 666 (me)
broke all the
green and blue
guilds on crankeye
plus the red
man who never
went to fiestas
"Damn" they said
as the brick
hit his nuts
(lmao)
with a force
so great it
almost burst his
but it did
it on purpose
his no longer
alive! Damn! What
is that thing?!
That bit my
ass off! I
want it back
now! Yes! Now!!
Give it to
the Rancid punks
who don't bathe
but kiss ass
and don't say
such things as,
who took the
OMG Can't you
come up with
ten sining grapefruits
some name for
a smelly fruit?!
You're the worst!
lump of shit
Sorry about that..
No problem, dude!
just say "earlobe"
look shes naked!
in the shower!
I missed it..
Who?! Where?! Awww...
Damn that's sad
I'm so confused
right now. I
lie on ground
and then just
don't give a
damn about anything
that belongs to
dogs and cats
and not to
and not even
tries to hide
under my big
stinky, hairy feet.
Porcuipines are so
feakin' pointy and
my favorite animal
(no foolin'!)
That's five words!!!
Watch out or
else you will
get poked! So
cuddle a porcupine
because then you'll
eat your vegetables
without knowing that
you are an
alien. Am I?
You are? Weird
You are weird
boys and not
orange elderberry waffles?
So what? Does
the susan sing
all day long?
No. She looks
through the window
especially. don't you
see? She'd love
to jump you
with a porcupine
-shaped-rocket launcher
of magical steel
that would hurt.
Realy, I didn't
want to wait
for you at
the central park
yesterday. It seems
like no one
wanted cheese bagels.
at the bottom
because there are
me,me,me,
me,me,me,
eat a pineapple
very very delicious!
One day, he
post count of
"He's a spammer!"
and then I
got 1154 posts
and blew up.
Very, very messily.
"Holy cow", he
said to my
dearest of all,
that danced like
that couldnt do
sinking in cheese?
Pretty fairy queens
with super worms
FORTY TWO PAGES!!
Whoopdee stinkin doo
It's a sign!!
Sign of what?
LIFE! UNIVERSE! EVERYTHING!
Okay. Youre crazy
Hitchhiker's Guide Galaxy...!!
(curse these three-word limitations!)
Never seen it.
(I like the limitation) :D
Book is better. :^^:
Never read it.
forty-two, AHHHHHHHHH, crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
(good book, never saw the movie)
Hairy Naked Men
~who doesn't like random? :P ~
eating pickled beats
with cottage cheese
decided to form
I am god!!
(lol)
No you're not.
Maybe I am!
No! It's me!!!! :twisted:
Ok. Let's stop!
Yes. I agree
you stop first.
Quote from: purifierNo you're not.
yes i am
No you're not
YES I AM!!!!!
NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!
YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Okay you are.
I am SPAMMINATOR!!!!
I'm SUPER Spamminator!!!!
Urm, aint we supposed to be writing a story???
Hmm.........
END OF SENTENCE :D
NEW SENTENCE
Therefore he would...
kill the spammers
before he ate
A apple pie.
With cottage cheese
("." means new sentence!)
and green olives
he ate happily
without any motherloads
for seven years.
He felt sorry
that he couldn't
spam, spam, spam
before the earth
blew to pieces
from TheRotS's spamming
and Yossy's horrible
l337 artistic skillz
full of cheese
conquered the world!!
NEW SENTENCE
I am the
brainwasher, you know
( :^^: "I am the Brainwasher" are the lyrics in a song by Daft Punk...)
and i will
(sorry, I haven't heard the song so I don't know the lyrics)
smite those fools
into steaming dust!!!!
Yossy will rule
along with Master_of_Time
That's so sweet
indeed it is. :D
Aliens have landed!
we shall protect
Our rightful earth!
Fight with me
O robotic ninjas!
the aliens will
come to play
deathball with Master_of_Time.
because they suck...
(no offence :twisted: )
Master_of_Time kicked their
stupid green arses
back to where
~ever they came from
and saved Yossy!!!
haha...
from gongo who
was trying to
break his neck
and capture Yossy.
Ah! I have
a small brain
but it doesn't
work at all
because its stupid
and very tiny
Yossy is cool
like unopened sweatsocks
with sparkly icing
on a cake
NEW SENTENCE
Master_of_Time and HaloOfTheSun
started spamming with
while Yossy and
massive brain damaged
Yossy's 300th post!!
Good for Yossy
I am proud.
I have 600+
Ugh... you again...
... :^^:
Yes ME again
His face is
big and unsemetrical
You mean "asymmetrical."
I mean business. :D
Me. I'm God!
Not that again!!!
on the street
becources im God!1 lopl
Wild coyotes will
and your liver
with extra ketchup
and lotsa mustard
because mayonnaise's gross
gross as the
Your mother's bed
that's your mother
no its dd's
spam that took
stupid pink penguins
and TheRotS didn't
have any hair
and dd spams
on crankeye forums
and gongo is
but gathering all
In his head.
to be dumb
BIG PURPLE ELEPHANTS
dancing all around
my room and
knocking over stuff
with their big
large, huge feet.
then the elephants
get tired of
wrecking my room
A took a
nap on the
broken floor of
my messy room.
"ZZZzzz....!" said the
first large elephant
as he slept
under a cliff
in my room
cliff in room?
cliff in room
Why are you
flirting with me? :lol: JK
You have cooties
No i don't!
cooties don't exist!
Boys are icky.
:^^: :^^: :^^:
Yep, you're right.
You're a boy!!!
(talking to Halo)
I don't understand... :?
Zxmelee is the
dumbest guy around!
LOL :lol: JK
I feel like
how could you!
a don't worry
big fat man
the freakin' nuts!
Jackson came over
to blow up
Blow up Islands
Holy crap paladin!
Yes he did
I don't know!
neither do I
Is that all?!
That's too bad.
One day, we'll
throw over there
and upset the
bark like mad
asked kindly for
spend at the
Too bad they
they went to
a mall in
Maryland, which is
currently being renovated
due to drastic
measures concerning the
of the real
slim shady and
don't look now,
the rain again
(it's a song by the eurythmics)
raining on a
passing innocent bystander
Jack the Ripper.
(something wierd happened to my comp too. It closed all my programs and logged me off)
on a sunday
even in september
not november either,
it was december
NEW
In this xmas
cheese was destroying
the whole us
and because of
mutated radioactive squids
it was impossible
to get to
the secret Government
where they held
peanut butter contests
and jelly competitios
with everyone selling
themselves to their
master and overlord
but did someone
fart and run
into the shadows
they ran into
some ninja warriors
that kicked Yossy
right into Master_of_Time.
and then they
ran to the
Traverse town exit
and fell through
Darkness. Then they
ran into the
evil boss Sephiroth
and he killed
them all with
a super powerful
monkey launcher gun
then king mickey
blew him up
like a crazy
bat out of
hell and then
farted all over
the yellow brick
and it then
blew up into
a giant turd
that flew through
the ceiling and
shatterd into amillion
monkeys that then
ran through the
Traverse Town Entrance
and stoped because
Ansem stod in
he then used
A huge giant
hammer to smash
BPKSO's dumb butt
and never say
why i'm dumb
and a piece
of old shoe
came to crankeye
to talk to
jack hauf in
super magical forum
holy crap paladin!
That Kicks Ass!!
Oh, man thats
Totally right up
My alley mother
F****R that licks
cows all day
long in the
lands of Hyrule
Then Link shot
Zelda up the
Skirt. Then he
Had some hard
very big long
time doing her
laundry for her
(huzzah, clean humor!)
But in front
(....I want something good)
of a tv
Watching naked people (LOL)
( OMG ) Fart all over
Hot Elf chick
then stuffed a
teddy bear up
into a lot
of ham and
then farted all
Farts? Shite man!
Clean humor, please. :whoa:
That isn't bad
Cheese is delicious
when put on
top of your
crackers and milk
along with some
chocolate ice-cream sundae.
Chocolate is icky
no it's not!!!! :whoa:
Man, you're crazy.
You are crazy!
We are crazy!
everybody is crazy!!!! :O_o:
Holy crap paladin!
Holy cow, Batman!!!!
Not again batman!
It's bad, Batman!
I'll be Robin
To the batcave!!!!!
buttman and rubbin'
You're a Party-pooper.
what? me? well?
Poison Ivy will
kick Robin's a$$
but not before
The ham time
kills the penguin.
wow thats crazy
yes, very crazy.
Super crazy, eh?
You from canada eh?
CANADA!!!!!!
Canada kick ass
EH EH EH!!
Eh! Stop it!
Eh is a
Canadian word so
IT ROCKS!!! EH!!!!
LOL! No stop!
Im american too!!!
Ahh.. an American...
COOL a CANADIAN!!!!
crazy, eh? So
A stick man
walks into a
a person that
works at a
Walmart and then
wants to give
me a KingdomHearts
picture of Riku
And its like
"go to hell"
so, I go
and buy the
last DS available
and if not
I will DIE!!!
I DIE TOO!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Sony
Nintendo is better!
Xbox is okay
yeah it is
Mac is slow
sure is buddy!
I have a
piece of old
smelly mac so
i'm going to
blow it up
so it wouldn't
come back to
haunt me for
7 years to
to about 10
so don't be
going around saying
going around saying
things twice idiot
How'd that happen!!??
That happen to
me before so
me as well
and it sucks
Why does it?
i get flamed
on a stick
while being cooked
by the sun
That must suck
It might hurt
Don't think about
getting stung by
a fluffy bunny
That is gay!
I like bunnies.
YEAH! bunny ninjas
Bunny Ninjas ATTACK!!!!!
kill zxmelee now
my furry minions
my hairy co-horts
lamo! How funny.
yes quite funny.
Ha! I have
yes yes yes
three yeses....how
quaint and old-fashioned
of you to
notice that I
am not a
frog-throwing watermelon.
total blubbering idiot
decribes mangadude perfectly.
so why don't
you just shut
your mother up
before she bites
his nose off?
Whoa, crazy mother!
Fucker! You are
sexy! let's go
get funky and
pet some bunnies
Good way to
Fart on a
a joke Yossy
HOLY CRAP PALADIN!!!
Clean humor rocks.
my socks and
rulez the schoolz
with radioactive jell-o
...my favorite flavor. :^^:
Mine is lime. :D
[NEW STORY]
Jonny was a
little boy who
was really drunked
at a party
when he saw
a hot girl
laying on the
couch with her
arms on her
boobs. He wanted
to do some
freaky stuff with
the girl in
the shower and
the bedroom so
we can watch
some hot porn!
That would be
really really sweet!
And the girls
watch the scene
and they say
"Oh yeah baby!"
"Let us do
this Hard style"
(i cant believe we is doing this)
some bad stuff
This is sick.
Yeah i know!
Oh who cares?
we should stop
I think so
too! yeah REALLY
[NEW STORY]
Sonic and Shadow
A man named
rufus cardinalospatriosmokintos and
also Stanislav Pterodowska
were playing Rpg
Maker Games on
their computer, when
Zxmelee came to
destroy their house
with a big
squeaky toy hammer
[New Sentnce}
Master_of_Time tried to
punch a cow
but he is
too freakin' weak
just as weak
as Yossy's parakeet
who farts out
nothing at all
{new sentence}
I am so
Stupid that my
brother kicked my
shadow and it
didn't do anything.
So much for
the ground so
lets all fall
to our deaths
[new sentence]
Are you guys
stupid, or something?!
Yes we are!
I am not.
but i am
so it's pointless
Give it up!
Or i will
eat your souls
for lunch and
wash my hands
in your blood
a pink pony
[NEW]
So this guy
ate my pig
so i ate
his little chicken
And he cried
like a baby
until his mom
Begged me to
just shut up
and suck her
long bendy wet
glowing, pulsating, flesh-orange-coloured
hair on her
concave, curvacious, inviting
head.
[new sentence]
A yokozuna-fat man
lumbers over to
and then says
"Hey, what's up?"
".. got milk?"
No, I don't.
[new sentence] [it's good to end THAT story THERE]
:evil: thought that
he ate :whoa:
and spamming BlueXx
and annoying BlueXx
without even noticing
that he's Spamming
and double posting
and secreting liquid
ew you're gay
and secreeting's yucky
it was tears?
i hope so
I know so
lucky blue Xx
i'll hurt you!
Let's be friends!
Lets be more!
NEVER WITH YOU
I've gotta sneeze. :whoa:
i cant think
because you are
Ew.Who farted?
Makes no sense.
But if you
would like to
get ran over
be my guest
(new sentance)
will you eat
a totally disgusting
man on fire
with a side
of severd heads
and a piece
giant apple pie
and some very
stinky damn shits.
that multiply constantly
over a stove
while cooking popcorn
with a stick
tied to a
rabid panda bear
that is eating
eyeballs with a
side of watermelon
and chicken nuggets
that are really
dry on the
bottom of their
butts all day.
Once there was
a fugly n00b
who kept asking
why he was
be yelled at
by retarded blaze
for not using
gay words about
thebodge and everyone
not usingthe search
for gay porn.
Noobs can be
really smart when
it comes to
spaming every place
and fornotfinding scripts
new sentance
chuck norris killed
blaze and killed
spaming n00bs because
they are gay
and like gay
Hershey candy bars
because viper hates
The damn canadians
because he is
the most ugliest
human alive then
i rhamises did
the most horrible
thing ever done.
Then, suddenly, a
giant cow said:
Arrow, you fail.
He replied: WTF?
Then he masturbated
while Zypher watched
(OMG YOU SICK PERV)
two lesbians screw.
their own *****
with a saw!
Arrow finally came
into the room
where Britney Spears
was rubbing something.
Then Arrow saw
penis and ran
it into him.
Him is Monsterdoog.
Then Colonel Sanders
fucked birttany spears
and screamed, KENTUCKY
FRIED BRITTANY BITCH
started a fire,
pissed it out,
ate raspberry flavored
jam, and THEN
SPUT IT OUT
ON HER COOCH.
She said OMG
THATS SO YUMMY
And licked it
This story's creepy...
plot is really
really reallly really
!
Anyways, Colonel Sanders
is Blaze's best
fuckbuddy fo sho
My mom said
"Can you buy
some pecan sandies
and stick them
in a cage
with my little
pinky toe?" So
the boy decided
to buy a
big fat floppy
pink and fuzzy
and slightly homosexual
crocodile ate his
new story
Zypher ruined the
(I'm sorry, but we should probably finish that sentence first.)
stinky feet off
(zypher ruined the sentence "So the boy decided to buy a big fat floppy pink and fuzzy and slightly homosexual corcodile ate his stinky feet off")
Ah, I see. New sentence indeed!
QuoteZypher ruined the
sentence, so now
I fail. Damn.
:dog:
Indeed you did. :dog:
Anyways, Cloud Strife
is a homo
with a big
fat brain tumor
When his friend
asked him why
he said, "Friend,
you've got crabs."
Then he pulled
and abused her.
She called the :police: (thats only 3 words isn't it?)
who executed him.
(hooray, no more Cloud!)
But Cloud had
Pheonix materia equipped.
It was broken.
Tifa did to.
She was lying.
Thingy double posted.
No one cares.
Except for Zypher!
But he sucks.
And I Ate
a dead baby?
Dancing like a
moose on drugs
makes me feel
Really Dizzy with
no chance of
success, like Arrowone.
Arrowone and Zypher
do not know
The Meaning of
posting on topic.
What if I...
Hit you with
some common sense?
And so goes...
the story of
The Two little...
green, fat, and
slimey little toads
of Notre Dame.
Zypher made his
sig from first
"hand" :P knowledge................... period.
If only those
thingies didn't cheat.
So my Korean
friend was gay.
And one day
he banged Arrowone.
Arrow then said,
"Thank you Zypher."
...what...the fuck?
/\and that to.
Seriously though, explain?
go to 91
Dude, shut up.
You shut up! ;D
You shut up! :fred: :diablo: :fred:
no u stfu!
Break it up.
YOSSY, SAVE US!
Don't insult eachother!
Thingy's a tard.
I eat pie! ;D
And you too.
You mean U2?
I mean you.
You mean me?
Yes, you doosh.
I'm not doosh
*hands thingy the Biggest Douche in the Universe award*
Hey, that wasn't
3 words man!
I don't care. (ironically Yossy's also were not:
Quote from: Yossy
"Hey, that was not"
)
"Can't we just make a new story and stop this 3 word battle?"
Once upon a
time, a handsome
prince named maglor
died very painfully.
new story
Thingy's frog avatar
went shopping at
Anal Dildos Galore.
Zypher thanked him
for doing his
shopping and gave
him 500,000,000 dollars.
Ahem.
YOU CAN'T DOUBLE POST. IT IS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE FORUMS. YOU COULD GET BANNED IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO SO, THEREFORE I SUGGEST YOU STOP. THANK YOU.
At any rate,
(Not playing at the moment) Your sig made me laugh again.
"At any rate,
ARROWONE IS A HOMOSEXUAL"
Best Signature 2006?
Probably.
arrowone you were sposed to continue.
New sentence.
One day :police: police
caught a pokemon
who was masturbating
on the fence
yesterday. The officer
saw him and
arrested him promptly,
and cut off
his tiny dick.
Then he took
a garden hoe
and killed himself
. The penisless pokemon
was already dead.
(stupid)
He wasn't dead! (If I cut off you dick are ou dead then?)
In essence, yes.
(S?)he killed (her?)himself.
Why should he?
"Then he took a garden hoe and killed himself. The penisless pokemon was already dead. He wasn't dead! (If I cut off you dick are ou dead then?) In essence, yes. (S?)he killed (her?)himself. Why should he?"
Learn to read.
Lol, didn't you read what was before?
One day police caught a pokemon who was masturbating on the fence yesterday. The officer saw him and arrested him promptly, and cut off his thin dick. Then he took a garden hoe and killed himself. The penisless pokemon was already dead. He wasn't dead! (If I cut off you dick are ou dead then?) In essence, yes. (S?)he killed (her?)himself. Why should he?"
So the policeman killed himself! , If you can read proper english
Quote from: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 08:21:59 PM
Lol, didn't you read what was before?
One day police caught a pokemon who was masturbating on the fence yesterday. The officer saw him and arrested him promptly, and cut off his thin dick. Then he took a garden hoe and killed himself. The penisless pokemon was already dead. He wasn't dead! (If I cut off you dick are ou dead then?) In essence, yes. (S?)he killed (her?)himself. Why should he?"
So the policeman killed himself! , If you can read proper english
only if the officer saw himself, arrested himself, and cut off his own penis.
The policeman saw the pokemon, cut of his penis and killed HIMSELF
you just took that out of context and said the police man did cut off his own penis.
if he cut off his own penis then there is no penisless pokemon
either I'm right or your wrong
Or you two can stop squabbling like 5 year olds so we can start playing again.
Once upon a
time in Mexico,
Keyshawn Mansfield was
jerkin' his Gerkin',
end of story.
That was close!
Once upon a
gonorrhea ridden prostitute,
a man dry-humped
Arrow's math teacher.
That's so gross...
no its not
Mrs Harris? GROSS.
Hardly. She's SMOKIN'.
She's FAT, MAN!
Zypher = teachers "pet" :o.
That's just scary...
Teacher Geography = ULTRA-FAT
My cat smells.
Like cat food?
Like cat, stupid.
I wonder if
this will end...
... or maybe if
this make sense...
... perhaps another "..." ...
...blah blah blah.
snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
shut up up.
Oh hell no.
Hell yes bish :pimp:.
You got served.
[New sentence]
I cooked food
without using the
big fat spatula
in Mrs. Harris.
Now, what was
me and not
You you dirty
person, who wasn't
trying to eat
a potato salad.
Fuck Ron White.
Yeah, you would.
Would he RLY>
RLY is an acronym for Raping Little Youths. :V
So far, no
Or Maybe yes
Zypher totally would.
Oops, I thought
this was my
sentence game, LOL
clearly its crankeye's
I know now.
No you don't!
You have PMS.
YOU have pms.
Nuh uh. Pbfpfpbft.
LOOK, over there!
What is there?!
It's that guy!
You mean me?
She means Superman.
She meant me.
But your speaking
of that, which
is very silly.
what a great-game-this-is-one-word-as-it-is-hyphenated.
What the fuck?
See the one-word-game-topic-for-answers
Playing Guitar Hero.
ARROWONE IS
HOMOSEXUAL
:P
WE ALL KNOW.
Kinda getting old...
So is shaft
Stop mimicking me.
shaft got shafted by shaft
I wish I
Had a SWORD?!?!?!?!?!?
I'ld stab Arshes. ;D
Id stab emos.
Where is Crankeye??
Gone on Vacation.
Probably jerking it.
Wouldn't doubt it.
That is bizzare.
Actually, Crankeye is
jerkin his gerkin.
Flogging his Bishop?
Peeling his banana?
Sleeping with fishes?
You ruined it.
No, Troy Mcclure.
Hey, you should
go to bed.
You should really
go to bed.
You seriously should
Stop using quote.
Fine I'll stop.
Good. Now, snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
You ruined Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
by saying it-so-much.
101 pages rules! Yo!
This is page-103
Take some pills.
You didn't continue-my-sentence.
It did continue.
You had an-uppercase-letter.
three word game
is the SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
um yeah um
stfu about snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
that was the-last-one
Binga ding dong
bonga dong ding
Why no snooooooooooooooooooooooooooop?
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY!
**Side Note**
I'm sober, But I think my brain broke without the Nectar of The Gods.
Red Bull, dude.
Red Bull shit.
Isnt red bull-British?
Stop using hyphens.
They are annoying.
As fucking hell.
You fucked hell?
It was hot.
MAybe, penis burns.
:dog: :lol :terra:
penis burnination ftw
Three Word Game
is the bestest.
worship it now
or suffer dearly
DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!
****Side Note***
You knew I had to.
kefka owns us!
sorry I tried to stop myself.
Kefka is 1337
**Side note***
:kefka: ~ Donkey! Donkey! Donkey!
without FF6, we
would die in
Complete raging Dissapointment
whilst sucking on
DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!
I'm starting to
get sick of
Arrow's stupid dare.
SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!
SPAM: Squirrel Penis And Mammaries
Emily is HAWT....
pics?
edit: there
Search-button!
***Side Note**
Try the search button for now, because I did put up a pic of her. It was in the 'what if' thread. Besides i'm on a campus comp so I can't acess any picture I have of her at the moment.
Go to this
(count, that's three words)
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on October 17, 2006, 11:38:32 PM
Go to this
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3987.0
(count, that's three words)
Didn't expect that.
Neither did I.
What was it?
I don't know.
... I forgot what
Uh, forgot what?
Um, what those
are you pisseed?
Are you dumb?
that=rhetorical question?
Yes and no.
Think again, Fu.
I have talked
to my wang
with my hand.
How's that work?
Repeated, vigorous rubbing.
Ew, white stuff.
Like icing or..?
No, it's stickier.
You don't...EEEEEEEWWWWWWW....
It's everywhere! Help!
PAPER TOWELS NOW
Don't have any!
ZOMG UR FUCKED
Mom'll kill me!
YOUR ALL SICK
Make him eat-it-so-its-clean-again.
Oh god no!
**Side Note**
Oh god no!
They don't know
The New Zero
(taken from The New Zero by Rasputa)
Okay, stop that.
Is it annoying?
Rocks like donkeys
Balls like Fu.
Sigs like Zypher.
Pimps like Thingy.
And then she
shot commondragon's head.
But he survived
but then he-didn't.
'cause he sucks
They target him...
'cause ninjas suck.
Fu must stop
'cause ninjas suck
:donkey: :donkey: :donkey:...
:thor: :thor: :thor:
:fred: :fred: :fred:
:spam: :spam: :spam:
:police: :police: :police:
>:( ::) :-[ >:( ::) :-[ >:( ::) :-[
:pimp: :bear: :smart: :cactrot: :n: :kfc: :savepoint: :4: :?
:kefka: :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: :zidane: :vivi: :spam: :heart: :kk: :cow: :donkey: :dalton: :zoid: :atma: :edgarrock: :rk: :pimp: :fred: :bear: :stick: :smart: :n: :ff6: :cactrot: :savepoint: :4: :kill: :kfc: :@ :dog: :thor: :pw: :tpg: :seafood: :? :m: :lol
:fred: <I eat you!) :cow:
MONKEYS ARE HOT!
AND COWS ARE EVEN HOTTER!
BREAKING THE CHAIN
OF TEH ANIMALS
means death ta'yeah
lol ya rite
http://www.donkeys.com/ (http://www.donkeys.com/) rocks good
. Velton's sig sux.
Yes, it does.
Zypher's sig rox. (my sox)
Yes it does.
T.....A.....M.....
Someone loved that.
wait, the cookies!
Those cookies sucked.
becuase you used'to'much'salt.
You're a nerd.
that really should
go screw a
overweight burmese python
is it really
necessary for his
brain to be
this sentence sux.
that really should go screw a overweight burmese python is it really necessary for his brain to be this sentence sux.
I moderate Spam.
because I am
(you just started a sentence with because and lower case letter)
a stupid dragon.
whom is deciding
(you just started a sentence with whom and a lower case letter)
to learn English.
whoopz.
By learning english
*clears throat*
I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS FORUM WHEN I ASK YOU NOT TO CONTINUE A SENTENCE THAT HAS BEEN ENDED WITH A PERIOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Now then.
one can then
start to leave
(leave me alone, I know english I wanted to do soemthing funny >:()
sped english class.
When Jerry tried
:kill: proceeded to
make some sense.
When :donkey: died
Fu committed suicide.
Via Amanda sex.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.......wwwwwwww.......wwwwww.
Isn't she banned?
Maybe I should
fuck her too?
-.-not gonna ask.
That was disgusting.
Hey everybody, Zypher
is awesome............-.
True dat, homies.
put your size
...you'd get scared. :P
Let's pretend to
be fucked up?
Velton got pwnd
[size=0pt]in his arse[/size]
That's getting old.
real fast, thingy.
(zypher didn't continue what I said and arrow continued zypher's but it was ended)
You're all meanies.
Don't be stupid.
Hey, let's forget
to use toilets
for a month.
Voltron is cool,
but Yossy is
much more cool.
On the other
hand, I think
velton is mentally
eating a burrito.
with his anus.
Quote from: Zypher on October 22, 2006, 01:02:21 AM
*clears throat*
I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS FORUM WHEN I ASK YOU NOT TO CONTINUE A SENTENCE THAT HAS BEEN ENDED WITH A PERIOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
[erm] Sorry. [/erm]
It's okay. Just
do it again.
No! Arrow, please
do it again!
[repeat] REPEATPOSTLOL [/repeat]
This saddens me.
Do it again!!!
He said no.
stop the single
No, you stop.
Let's just get
velton's tiny brain
smashed to bits
then dance naked
with evil cows
:cow: :stick: :cow:
, too bad there's
an unidentified flying
and generally bitchy
guy named Naphe.
Leave Naphe alone
with his porno.
It is really
getting f****** annoying.
Chain games are
They are really
pancakes in disguise.
With ninja stars.
Pancakes are awesome
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I say, concordo...
I say, pie...
Read my message. (the one b4 this)
How about no.
Thingy seckses pancakes.
PANCAKES ARE NOT
NOT AN OPINION!
lol "not not"
lol ur rite
yes I kno
doo u rly?
Yep I do.
lol kthx bai
YES! Errrrr.... No?
Maybe Fu, maybe...
Well uhhhhh.............. Concordo!
Commander corriander salamander.
This is awesome :=:.
No, this is shaft
:=: :=: :=:
shaft shaft shaft
(No, this is SHAFT blizzard blizzard blizzard SHAFT SHAFT SHAFT)
. We ejumakater gud]
yus wii iz!
dis mie :tpg:
me iz ;D
iy lyk j00 :?
You're all dumb. :tpg:
Nuh, wee's ejumokatud!
I like to
eat fish paste
on the weekends.
With my paste
up my ass
I piss grass.
That's not what
he was trying
to say, dude.
Too bad, yo. :P
ARROW. MSN. NOW.
Cigs are tastey.
Yeah, like Amanda.
No, just no.
Unfortunately, there's no
pastas in here...
Get on IRC!
You're not there. :?
There? where's there?
On this link. (http://www.crankeye.org/chat)
I MUST BREAK
MY SKULL OPEN
WITH A GIANT
Was at school, had to leave for dental appointment, sorreh.
uh...
STINKY MALLOT LOL
CAPS LOCK TYPING
IS LOTSA FUN
BUT NOT WHEN
YOU ARE POOR
, TOO POOR FOR
CAPS LOCK KEY
AND FRESH BABAGANOOSH!
SCATAMOOSH, SCATAMOOSH, CANYOUDOTHEFANDAGO?!
Yes I can!
:stick:
See? HE CAN!
CAPS LOCK KEY
mine is broken
so is mine
now i'm sad
like a beaver.
ZOMG Jaktens Tid!
ZOMGU SED BEEFAR
You make me
Spooge really hard...
...but it hurts.
Until now, there
That was weird...
Well, Fu failed.
How did I?
Until now, there That was weird...*
*doesn't count, as I can't explain your error in 3 words.
Oh really now?
Yes. Anyway, the
Cow says Mooooooooooooooooo
and the chicken
is like YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
Too bad the
Chicken spooged s'much.
over my siggy
lies a land
Zypher you Faileded.
No I didn't. Arrow ended the sentence with a period, and you started a new one with "over my siggy."
Didn't see it.
Of course not. ::)
UHM BLACK CAVERNDISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should
go kill yourself.
No, that's bad.
Go kill yourself.
Smoke a Camel.
Go kill yourself.
Stop saying that...
...Meh, all right.
Hurray for me!
Go kill yourself.
Oh that's nice. >_>
OMG YOU DICK
I'm no dick
. Link your words.
The man said
he's no dick,
but then he
grew one because
..today he had
to kill himself.
So then he
Ate a shit...
...and killed himself.
He took a
knife, killed himself.
Now hes dead
for killing himself.
Wait, what now?
He killed himself.
Uses revive potion
Who killed himself?
50 cent did
Oh, that's good!
thats real good
Kill yourself, Fu.
Like poo poo.
(a rapper later read this reply and created his hit single: : Kill your self 4 poo
Then kill him.
Poop on him.
(how long i get 4 stars? does it go by posts or by how much you help people?)
Posts, mister Nouman.
Don't be arrowtwo.
the_ramen_noodle is arrowtwo.
Don't be arrowthree.
Very well then.
The quick brown
fox jumped over *fixed*
Although its foot
was caught in
a bears mouth
and it died! :'(
So the bear
had a meal
and now was
very sick. You
should kill yourself.
Why do you
kill yourself? You
I be confused...
Go kill yourself,
cuz Zypher=emo.
WHAT YOU SAY?
All your base
is very funny.
Also your mother
is very nice.
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(in bed)
You are sick.
...It's a cat's ass. Female. Ur sick.
Needs more THREEWORDGAME.
I say concordo.
Mo nekkid hos.
in mi houz
strokin thur harballz
or some shit
with a pitchfork,
and some fire
in the brain.
Okay, let's try
to have fun
with my pants.
I'd rather not
cuz I'm yellow-bellied.
new.
My name is
arrowone, ya silly.
I knew that
already im your
best friend Fu?
That didn't rhyme
with the chime
what a crime.
Have a lime!
F :police: :police:k that rhyme
, wastin' mah time!
Time is shown on a watch.
Watch this. *passes gas over a match*
Match....(thats too hard lol.)
MATCH MAKER STU IS GONNA HELP YOU! (ALL RIGHT!)
You, finnaly posted something, i was click "show replys to your posts" for an hour!
Hour of eatin' breakfast.
(now lets go back to three words =])
Breakfast is yummy.
Yummy cheese danish!
Danish my anus!
Go eggies go
Bacon is takin'
for god sakin!
Gothics worship satin
satin who is
mas-tur-batin'.
My mon's satin
You are satin
( Im kidding ;D)
Im sad now
(J/king :-X)
because you are
very very silly.
new sentence:
One day bob
Wheres the doorknob
YOU BREAK SENTENCE.
Into Three pieces...
Dude! Check out
my sweet game. (haha)
"Ny?" That isn't
the right word.
It's because you
don't know how
to speak human.
new:
One day I
found myself touching
some girl in
a scary apartment
just then her
Head transforms into
a tasty bacon
which you eat
without any mercy!
which you become
You were supposed to start a new sentence yo.
Didn't quite see that Exclamation Point
New sentence
That big worm
in the apple
eats chunk after
chunk, until the
core is visible.
Luke, I am
your fuckin' father. ;D
lol.
James bond once
Killed his father.
'Twas fairly gruesome.
Then he killed
Super Mario Bros.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO yelled everyone
Then they attacked
, but bond was
too fast 'forum'.
lol.
One day under
the tree. Sonic
is so stupid,
that he ate
a posioned fruit
and turned into
A Chao himself.
then shat himself
into the lake.
Later that afternoon
Tails and Knuckles
went to Steak-n'-Shake
where they got
double cheese steakburgers,
which were actually
the FBI of
Switzerfrance! DEAR GOD!
New:
This hot chick
sucked my...(actually that's probably a little graphic...)
uh...
kicked a moose
so hard it
spat out a
lot of blood
into my soup. :-\
New:
He won a
brand new car!
*price is right theme*
But the car
is a Stanza!
he also won
a horny ape!
That contest was
rigged, you liar.
Eeny-Meeny-Miney...
Flo, the waitress.
Had a red...
The period signified the end of a sentence. START A NEW ONE.
Arrowone talks to
ramen, if angered.
Too short, too short. Okay, how about this one. Ahem.
NEW: Ping-pong balls
out of a
really spammed topic
fly across the
sky, and some
rooms in Canada.
I think Canada
is really quite
cold at night
during the ice
which is found
in ^'s pants.
hey NO! there is a fire in there! haha k new sentence
The best candy
was made of
sugar, sugar, and sugar.
New:
Hot Chicks like
me, because im
so easily decieved.
what's that mean?
Use your brain.
With a brain
which can destory
people's stupidity altogether.
New:
Final Fantasy 2
is nothing
close to LOD
(lol I had to)
because it lacks
all of the
cool battle system.
He eats lots
of toxic waste.
SO he will
suddenly explode!! That's
the worst way
to feel the
death take you.
New:
Mario and Luigi
are nothing without
a bag of
chips and bombs
New one:
My game will
explode on June
with fame, because
it pwns and
I made it. (=])
( I like your new Avatar Nouman6.)
New:
President Bush said
uhhhhh im president?
(thanks! yea AlbelNox made it thats why it KICKS ASS)
lol thanks nouman
on topic:and mutant penguins
formed into goombas.
NEEEEEEEwwwwww.:
Crankeye is probally
Im probaly crazy
and fucking dumb.
'twas pure win.
You expected less?
New:
Those who don't
die are alive.
or just undead
or maybe unliving....
their fucking zombies
we know that
most games here
suck massive balls.
No fucking shit?
but who cares?
I sure don't.
Nor do I.
New:
Whoever do spam
shall be raped...
by 3 ton
dildos of DEATH
out the wazoo.
Jesus Christ it's
Santa, Bush, and
a dirty man.
They want to
rape you hard
get inthuh car
and play Pac-Man.
New:
Those smileys are
then rape them
without regret, as
a killing machine
the same thing
was repeated due
to Fumannchu doing
the smiley dance
over and over
until he fainted.
Nightwolf touches boys.
ALL THE TIME.
With a shovel.
In a dark
and cold Closet.
At half-past midnight.
Unfortunately, without those
people like Nightwolf,
there'd be no
candies for chirrens.
That's so sad!
I know it...
like porn so
maybe it shouldn't
be a problem?
All right! Now
that we've established
that I like
pancakes, let's get
a sexy moose!
new*
THe manly crying
is really dumb.
Whatever happened to
ROBOT JONES? *bamp!*
He got cancelled.
(He sucked)
O I C!
STFU. Jones ROCKED.
Look! Pity Secks!
with three cats.
You are terrible.
I know that.
Then be quiet.
Umm.... how about
we get nude
and play checkers?
Soundsliek a plan!
along came santa-claus
with his vagina.
With Rudolf on
his big vagina.
His flabby vagina.
His carnivorous vagina.
A scary vagina
it doth be.
But greater still
was ol' Rudolf.
The reddest vagina
belongs to me!
I thought so.
Then they had
a bowl of
arrow's pity secks.
which they threw
at failed playing. ^
or some shit...
Which turned into
two stupid failures.
And then they
had sex together,
then ate butter.
with some shit
with a spoon
on a log
after three failures.
Pokeing Zypher's Vagina
gets you banned.
unless you use
Zamullet's game failure.
therefore eating a
second consecutive failure.
I rofl'd heartily.
While falling off
ladders, eat frogs.
Why do they
eat those frogs?
I don't know.
EAT THE FROGS.
You can't eat
cats, eat frogs.
Then who eats
chicken currys when
they can't eat
those fucking frogs?
Yeah, that's right!
EAT THE FROGS.
Eeney Meeny Miney
ate the frogs.
Do you mind?
No, eat them.
There. Ate em'.
Eat some more.
Jesus couldn't eat
a dusty woodchuck
after eating frogs.
FUCKING FROGS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
They won't bite.
Haarrrd...LAFFA*SNORT*
Zypher must eat
the damn frogs.
No.........more...............frogs.
Iron Man Movie.
I prefer frogs.
you don't say.
I do say.
omg no wai...
omg yes wai.
I'M A HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Floppy purple dildo.
I LIKE PIE
I'm IRON MAN.
I think you
are the greatest!
Eat these frogs!
Or else I
eat the frogs!
OH GOD NO
MORE FROGS LEFT! =o(
then they spocked
a game failure.
Not another one.
Unfortunately, yes. Frogs?
I'd love some!
Kill all the
delicious frogs? WHY?
Killer fucking tomatos~!
that's interesting but
what about you?
I eat frogs.
Is that so?
Mhm. Want some?
Why yes, certainly!
Here you go.
oh my god...
MO NEKKID HOS
EATIN DEM FOGS
IN MAH CAR
DRIVIN' OVER THAR
OH YAR BARBY
LET'S GO BARBIE
LETS GO PARTY
WITH UNCLE MARTY
DOWN AT CROMARTIE
GO BLIND GUARDI
CHICKEN MAKEME FARTY
PARTY PARTY PAR-TAY
RAMEN NOODLE IS-GAY
That's four words.
Shut up, faggot.
FATTY FUCKING FAGGOT
Okay, Pity Secks.
Woot de fook?
The fact is
I eat frogs.
And also I
eat those frogs.
AND also, additionally
somebody bit my
frogs! THEY'RE MINE!
And so the
end of the
frogs finally came.
So we all
moved to snails.
Except for Zypher.
He waited for
those poor frogs.
Poor sorry-ass frogs...
got upstaged by snails.
Sickof war-on-terror topics.
So I heard
as have I...
about the lack
of frog eating.
frogs are so
mother fucking tasty
IN MAH BELLAY.
Frogs 'n BBQ-suace
FROGS ONAH PLANE
IN MAH BELLAY
Frogs n' snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Killing frogs is
Really fun with
two kinds of
flesh eating vaginas.
Which also means
they bit me =o(
Which can be
sexually pleasurable. And,
sometimes it can
be kinda painfull
with extra l's
in my rectum.
which is bigger
than a giant
NOTICE THE PERIOD?
It's irockman. Duh.
O I C
WELCOME TO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new sentance
Fu liked to
sit around doing
self secks. It
was Zphher shiting
MORRIS LOVES CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
FU made sexytime-with-is-mouth
Quote from: FuMannChu on January 14, 2007, 03:57:56 AM
MORRIS LOVES CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I sometimes think
Colonel fucken Klink
wants to fuck
arrowone's bum, but
Charlie is jealos.
And this results
in Charlie cying.
Over the end
Of butt secks
Who then rooted
up some nifty
Japanese cunt whose
got very sick
From the dead
of the night.
I eat frogs.
oh no, not
his body to
the end of
hell that happy
cheesey guy.He
got real high
Reviving this game
While he tried
he must of
forgot to close
this very fun
LOL'd at randomness
Shoots random bystander
can't double post
distracts attention quickly
but after you
Trip over a
very long wire
That was attached
to the end
of a small
bomb which started
to bounce around
and a sound
like a bird
suddenly the bomb
transformed into the
Evil Sausage Bacon
And Then Stole
the very large
God Of Pig's
came down to
Purify The Evil
of the bacon
And Give Out
holy bacon which
That along With
the incredibly big
And Very Normal
egg. Sometimes the
Hyper Active Ducks
go jumping around
With Scary Weapons
that look like
The Back-end of
Link_999's face. Now
Shoots at Daricos
shield reflect harmlessly
And LOL's At
Blizzards fake scripts
Who Copys From
Jimmy because he
Sucked his balls
On A Drunken
evening. Sometimes Jimmy
Would Also Try
to see if
He could try
to end the
Fooling About And
kill all the
Little People Who
hate all the
People With Ducks
who love all
Ducks with people
suddenly when the
Ducks got bored
they jumped off
a huge freakin
diveboard and fell
Into a Great
lake of piss
That was made
by a retarded
guy named Naphe. :)
Because a Bet
was lost by
The all time
one winged angel
with the assistance
of magical burritos.
Once upon a
big old mountain
in the mighty
mosh-pit of death
which includes but
does not stop
at, Gods all
played their bongos.
sometimes I wonder
If I could
fly. Obviously this
would dominate the
Kingdom of the
seaguls, thus making
a flying village
Full of Nazis.
Ass rape the
Sweaty lustfull vigins
and bring in
Big huge throbbing
heads on a
candy cane stick
That licks your
delicious prostate cancer.
LOL ZYPHER ENDING SENTENCES, now i am too XD
Hello, my name
is jimmy of
the southern town
or your time
which somehow we
made blow up
to concur with
my obsessive masturbation.
That healed over
the inserted rod
of fifty whales
and then died.
So it did.
yes, very true.
None shall +rep
this bean :bean: because
it hates you
since you ate
it's granny apple
of +5 yumminess
gummies bear candy
of doom and
and then farts
on her teeth.
You guys fail.
because you are
A Burger with
A large pimple
with some pickles
and shits on
the police station...
in a town
from way overseas
with a girl
that has the
big boobs decease
in which she
is verry nice
and very hot
but still manages
to go to
where she spontaneously
dicks in mouth.
what was said
before her birth
Or possibly pies
maybe even tarts
fire strikes, she
choir of chellos
the fire out
and Micheal jackson
again molested the
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computer. and swallowed
another victim of
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computer. and swallowed
You aren't allowed to start a sentence with and. Didn't they teach you that in like fourth grade?
crazy chicken shit.
i mistakenly type the ".' ..sorry dont be mad at me bro!! i know you are smart. "eto sa iyo. TANG INA MO zombie!!"
>:( >:( >:(
I don't like
ugly slut girls
or this game.
but rhamises thinks
this game sucks.
But i doesn't.
(not really, i guess :P)
but not before
I killed Zombie.
i dominate everything
except for me.
everyone disagrees then.
Oh yes rhamises.
What's going on?
I raped you
oh dear god.
Why does it
feel so weird
everytime you change
lol beck exoskeleton
, into? Because exoskeletons
necropost on everything