Here is how you play it(please look at how others posted)
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Member 1:
Puts in 1$
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Next Member:
Member 1 Gets 1 pop
Next member puts in 2$
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Member 3:
next member gets a key
Member 3 puts in 25cents
and so on and so on
I will start
Puts in 1$
Polraudio gets a... cherry pie.
oops for got a rule sorry add what you put in after you tell what the other person got it should look like this
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Ferenn gets 2 cans of pop
puts in 10cents
OMFG! Something got wrong with the vending machine and a twenty came out! :o
Puts in a quarter...
Kesshomaru gets a condom
puts in blank CD
Polraudio gets a copy of 'Best of the 50's'
Puts in an ink bottle...
Ferenn gets a PSP
Puts in GTA3
Gets a police bill for being underage
Puts in ;8
Gets a :tpg:.
I put in $6.66.
Sshadow gets 3 monster drinks
Puts in pee
/\ gets a wii
Puts in pineapple
/\ gets a pineapple pizza
Puts in a basket ball
/\ gets chased by gay rapists
Puts in $3.50 and a recently used condom
Gets the $3.50 back.
Put's in a penis.
/\ gets a vagina
Puts in a kitten
/\ gets /\'s kitten eaten by the vending machine
Puts in a pair of tweezers
gets Sshadow's penis
puts in 100$
/\ Gets ad for pay-per-view gay channel
Puts in a nickle and a dime
/\ gets your money stolen
Puts in a piece of chicken
/\ gets aids
Puts in 1pence
/\ gets laid
Puts in rice ,curry and ;8
[Please give me my penis back... ;9]
Get's a foreigner.
Puts in a goldfish.
/\ gets a free entry pass to the local gay bar
Puts in Sshadow's penis
Get's a punch in the face.
Put's in dental floss.
/\gets gold teeth
puts in my laptop
Gets a busted black and white TV
Puts in Book of hentai
Gets Sshadow...?
Put's in a upside down cross.
/\gets devil horns
puts in Weed
/\ Gets arrested
Puts in an empty battery
/\gets fully charged battery
puts in lock pick
Gets a padlock.
Puts in a canadian quarter.
/\ Gets a sheep
Puts in a squirrel
/\ Gets dinner
Puts in arm
/\ Gets one less of an arm to keep up with
Puts in a noodle
/\ gets a half-eaten noodle
Puts in 56.3 eggs
Gets 56.3 omelets
Puts in a bottle of cry powder
/\gets hit in the face with water
puts in poop
/\ gets s**t on
Puts in the color pink
/\ Gets pink dildo
Puts in large fan
Loses head
puts in porcelain coffee cup
/\ gets a broken porcelain coffee cup
Puts in <'s head
^ Gets dick in mouth.
puts in $1.25.
/\ Gets 2L bottle of Dr. Pepper
pus in 5$
/\ gets a small, round, wet ball
Puts in a complicated algebraic equation
/\ gets a question mark
Puts in a Pikachu
^ gets an Agumon
Puts in Ling Ling (from Drawn Together)
/\ Get's Bender [From Futerama]
Put's in a 12 oz. can of Soda...
/\ Busted the vending machine.
Puts in three little mice
/\ gets three headless mice
Puts in Bill Cosby
/\ Get's pudding with a spoon in it.
Put's in Peter Griffin.
/\ gets a 'getting rid of Peter Griffin' party
Puts in Homer Simpson
/\vGet's the contents of Homer's stomach.
Put's in self.
/\ gets taken to the magical land of vending
Puts in a Playboy
Gets a hustler
Puts in condom filled with beans
Gets a slap ;8
Puts in /\, //\\, ///\\\, and <'s hands
Get's /\, //\\, ///\\\, and <'s feet!?
Put's in a taped episode of "Maury".
/\Gets a DVD of Maury
Puts in SNES
Gets a NES
Puts in dead roadkill squirrel
Gets a chrushed dead roadkill squirrel
Puts in my head.
/\ Get's head back.
Put's in Midol.
The Midol came back out.
Puts in 300 Swedish Kronor
Gets 20 Finnish euroes (****in EU!)
Puts in a policemans leg
gets a bullet to the head.
put in a baby
/\ gets arrested for child abuse
Puts in rmrk
You get (a free membership at) Kotatsu Studios (http://kotatsu.studio.nu) (forum, in english. JOIN TODAY)!
Puts in maplestory and the whole bean gang! :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:
Gets a crashed server and 1000 of haters
Puts in brain
/\ gets drain bamage
Puts in \/
Ahh, don't put me in... waah :'( :'(
/\ gets one of my body parts... GROSS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!?
Puts in :bean: and .:mex:
/\ gets a bean war
Puts in /\ again (I enjoyed that ;8 )
[spoiler]
Not really... [/spoiler]
The vending machine rejects //\\ because he is a little wrinkled.
Puts in :froghat:
Gets :shoop: with extra add-ons
Puts in Profile
Gets a half-eaten profile
Puts in the Sun
Gets an explosion
Puts in the moon
Gets a broken vending machine
Can't put anything in because someone broke the vending machine...
[spoiler]Lol ;8 [/spoiler]
Gets nothing
Puts in auto-repair-toolkit
[spoiler]Phew.[/spoiler]
Gets a chocolate bar for fixing the vending machine ;8
Puts in :bean: , :mex: , :gib: , :sb: , :magic: , :cactrot: and :shroom:
Gets miso soup
Puts in a pirate
/\ gets hooked... (heh.. get it? :P )
Puts in Bob Marley
/\ Gets Afro
puts in a pic of me
/\ gets shot
Puts in a pic of me
^ gets a piece of cancer
I put in the universe
^ gets $4.56
I put on nothing, cause I'm cheap like that.
You get a smiley! This one> :huge:
I put in an invisible ninja
Gets sliced in two
Puts in someones eyebrows
*Woohoo! Disgaea!*
Gets Disgaea2
Puts a quarter in george bushes mouth
Gets nothing because George Bush isn't a vending machine...
Puts in /\'s nose
^ gets a punch in the face
Puts a quarter in a gumball machine
/\ gets a quarter of a ball of gum
Puts in a book of reverse psychology
^ Gets thrifted out of home and pants by manipulation.
I put in my navy blue bra
Gets navy blue panties
Puts in hard drive
Gets virus
Puts in :bean:
/\Gets :mex:
puts in :mad:
Gets a cat named bob that has cancer
Puts in a copy of "The Ring"
^ gets girl that fell down a well
puts in :froghat:
/\Gets :froghat: Back
Puts in :fred:
/\ get nothing
puts in super mario
^ gets laid
/me puts in his character sheet ;-;
^ Get's a smelly old underwear ;9
Puts in a Nintendo DS
/\ gets :wiiw:
puts in :burn:
^ gets flesh burn :mad:
puts a slice of pizza
^ Gets laid
/me puts in smelly old underwear, I WANT MY CHAR SHEET BACK
/\Gets his char Sheet in the face
puts in pink dildo
Polraudio gets a real dildo
puts $20
/\Gets a hooker
puts in psp
^ gets a Ps3
Puts in a sheet of paper.
/\gets printed porn
puts in my baby sister
/\ Gets a mad letter from her (nyaha) mom.
/\ gets a smack
Puts in a porno vid ::)
^gets a cow........
puts in a a lazy fatman
/\Gets twinky
puts in My mom
^ get's a dad
puts in bomb
/\ gets explosion
puts in drunk hobo
/\ gets me :P
Puts in /\'s birthday card
/\ gets <'s birthday cake
puts in my sig
That was nice :P
Gets an even better looking sig
Puts in /\'s birthday card again
/\ gets to go to a concert where my birthday party is
puts in toy car
^ gets toy truck
puts in ^ hair
Gets
:epic:
Puts in a CD
^ Gets http://www.gofish.com/channel.gfp?gfid=50-1666&videoGfid=30-1122104
[Dunno if I should do that, so in case I can't then ^ Get's Sasuke]
Put's in every single final fantasy game
~Winged
/\ Gets polraudio very happy
puts in 200$ (hopes for all final fantasy games)
/\ gets all the final fantasy games. But they're broken....
Puts in :epic:, :epic: and :epic: <-- They're triplets! :epic: (left out...)
/\ Gets :( :( :(
puts in this topic
^ Gets :froghat:
puts in :m: and :luigi:
^ gets 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars
I put in a can of soup.
/\ gets an opened can of soup, but... WHO ATE ALL THE SOUP?!
Puts in empty can of soup
gets can filled with soup
puts in battery
Gets an iPod
Inserts a goch.
/\ Gets a Can of Meat-love.
Inserts l33T
gets l00t
puts in porn
^ gets masturbation
puts in RPG Maker 2k3
gets RPG Maker Xp
Puts Apple
Gets par... oh wait... you mean puts in apple?
Gets orange :P
Puts in my masculinity/femininity
No i'm not a haermaphrodite >:(
gets a haermaphrodite chicken
put in jesus
Gets ticket to heaven (YES)
Puts in TWO apples (plz plz two pears)
gets 2 rotten pears with bugs all over
puts in 200 pumpkin seeds
^ gets 200 falling pumpkin in your head
puts in Legend of Zelda: Parallel World (a hack game from Zelda 3)
Receives A Link to the Past instead.
Inserts Zypher.
Gets Nouman.
Puts in Filip! :o
Gets Empty Poster.
Inserts Living Hand.
Gets a dead body.
Inserts Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (Import)
Receives Master Sword.
Insert 8)
gets :blizj:
/\ gets nothing because he put nothing in
puts in my board http://rpgcrazycreations.b1.jcink.com/
gets moved to proper forum
inserts Capcom
Receive Marvel
Inserts Super Arrow
^ Gets a cake.
*Puts in :bean:*
/\ Receives :mex:
Inserts Pasta.
^ Gets a peanut.
*Puts in :tpg:*
/\ gets ;D
puts in :=:
^ gets :police:
puts in :whoopass:
^ gets a nice mystery box.
Puts in a dirty rag.
^ gets a clean rag
puts in rpg maker xp
^ Gets ;8.
*Puts in :blizj:*
^ gets a shredded, bloody version of :blizj:
Puts in :bean:'s monocle
^ gets :bean: (a :mex: dressed like him)
puts in Nuku Nuku (my avatar)
^ Gets an even uglier version of that ugly girl.
*Puts in ;9*
^ gets :mad:
puts in a Rocket Launcher
^ Gets a lemon.
*Puts in a banana*
^gets pair
puts in empty can of Dr.Pepper
Quote from: Polraudio on July 16, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
^gets pair
puts in empty can of Dr.Pepper
gets a full can of Mr. Pibb
puts in a piece of money
/\ gets a jar full of honey
puts in chocolate syrup
/\ gets false teeth
puts in my cellphone
/\ gets a broken iPhone
Puts in Chuck Norris
^ gets his signature
puts in (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi189.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2FAlienSoldier_photos%2FDonkey_EntireDance.gif&hash=5ad94348627f22e9775473898e6e9f109f4cedea)
^ get chicken
I put in beef... chicken or beef?
/\ Gets the first 5 episodes of Trigun
Puts in a broken 360
Gets a blowjob
Puts in my bottled... you can kinda guess... :P
/\ Gets a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. o.O
Puts in a recipt for the 360 warranty.
/\ gets even worse 360
puts in Final Fantasy 3 for SNES
/\ Gets Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicals. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. What were you thinking?!
Puts in Polraudio
gets a midget screaming "wtf was THAT?"
puts in a can full of whoop ass
^ gets Steroids
puts in Darth Vader
^ get their father
I put in a half dead chicken having pizza with a duck who is also his aunt.
/\ Gets a Kommunist.
Puts in a copy of Alien Hominid.
^ gets Alien Flush toys
puts in Super Smash Bros. Melee
/\ Gets a broken copy of SSM Brawl
Puts in a 12-year old playing Gears of War online.
^ gets a angry german kid playing super mario 64
puts in PS3
/\ Gets a PS3 with an EVEN SLOWER Blu-Ray Loading Time
^gets nothing because Russia Plumer Mario didn't put nothing
puts in a Nintendo DS
My bad. I put in invisible I guess.
/\ Gets a PSP. HAHAHA SUCKER!
Puts in a zombie
^gets a brain
puts in a Skeleton
Gets a original copy of Dungeon Master for the Amiga.
Puts in a copy of a Nine Inch Nails CD
^ get hammer and nails
puts in a Pimp :pimp:
/\ Gets a hoe. Like the gardening tool.
Puts in Puzzle Quest
^ gets Meteos
puts in a PSP
Gets a PS3
Puts in a strawberry drink.
/\ Gets a Strawberry Clock
Puts in an EPIC FACE.
Gets a CIPE ECAF
Puts in this smiley :tpg:
Gets a Kommunist.
Puts in a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Gets a player
Puts in a combination of Tiger and Lion.
/\ Gets a Zebra.
Puts in a :mex:
Get's a :bean:
Puts in a Nokia pencil.
Gets a :o
Puts in ;8's tenderness...
Gets a ;9
Inserts Claver
Gets a piece of paper saying "Cleaver*"
Puts in a cat
Gets a tiger
Puts in oil.
gets a tank full of gasoline
puts in porn
Gets a cup full of robot sperm.
Puts in a Guitar Hero 2 360 Controller
BlackZoneOne gets a smashed up guitar.
Lominisio puts in his little brother...
gets a little sister
puts in WarioWare Touched!
Gets a non-responsive DS screen.
Puts in Arlens cat
Gets a puppy (so cute!)
Crams the puppy back in the coin slot (im not heartless, I could have not fed it)
*gets puppy* awww...cute...
*puts in a rotten apple core*
Gets a empty pie pan
Puts in a ugly girl
Gets Deliciously_Saucy
[spoiler]Jokes, Jokess[/spoiler]
Puts in Communism
gets Fascism
puts in Domo
Gets Doozo
Puts in NAMKOR
gets rockman
puts in :bean:
gets :mex:
puts in a harpoon
^ gets a fishing rod
puts in Dracula
Gets a copy of Castlevania
Puts in Stalin
gets Hitler
puts in O RLY? owl
^ gets YA RLY owl!
puts in CHRISTINA!!
Doesn't get anything back because Irock's also in the vending machine
Puts in Silverline
Still nothing
Puts in Bubbler Care Package :o
gets diapers, adult size
puts in The King (the guy from burger king)
gets Wendy
puts in bacon
gets a cow
puts in a Razor
Gets an emo. HAH, NOW YOUR STUCK WITH ONE.
Puts in a some of Irock's Lemonaide.
Gets a death warrant.
Puts in life insurance...
gets a water insurance
puts in Megaman Star Force
Get Golden NES (With Starfox!)
Puts in Bill Gates
Gets a computer to serve as a boat anchor.
Puts in a giant bloated squirell
Gets 50 mini squirrels.
Puts in nothing.
gets a letter saying "You won nothing, Congratulations!"
puts in Pegasus
Gets a pair of ripped, bloody blue wings.
Puts in a fortune cookie.
Gets a cheesy chinese saying.
Puts in a blood bank...
Drank all the blood, gets aids and dies.
Puts in curses
... and gets banned for fould language :D.
Puts in a rubber duck
Gets a Rubber D*ck
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Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcutelittlekittens.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fgeneral%2F50-bitsy_124.jpg&hash=a1fedf5c4cfc480c171cda5db9d762c2e27f47d7)
Puts in
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Irock gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa224.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F125%2Fl_1536ff415408e10a0a0fa8e406d9c99f.gif&hash=ca5648704626de13a6e8804bf2e5973437da0d5b)
puts in cockroach...
gets a fly
puts in a rubber band and a paper clip
Gets a coke.. Woooo coke
Puts in empty bottle of coke
gets refill...
Puts in old rusty nail... gun
Get brand new nail... Gun..
Puts in a nail for the nail... gun...
Gets Hammer
Puts in a huge monkey drinking beer and scratching his arse
gets a :mex:
puts in Contra 3
Gets Metal Slug 3
Puts in all my sorrows
Gets an emo razor.
Puts in CHOCOLATE RAIN.
Get's a Chocolate Lake...
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg266.imageshack.us%2Fimg266%2F6126%2Fyutakaooxd3be4.gif&hash=a6bbfa66f2c9c66ef85111c6a210d252691f1aa3) (http://imageshack.us)
Gets crused bones, blood, brains and even organs!
Puts in a vending machine
gets a can of :whoopass:
puts in Alien Soldier
Dark Angel Sion, how many cute anime pictures do you have? o.O
Gets Mechagodzilla.
Puts in a Guitar Hero 2 controller
gets a broken Guitar Hero 1 controller
puts in (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi189.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2FAlienSoldier_photos%2FEpsilonRunning.gif&hash=a1ed3996e212f6c3fe360296fcd2c32a7b0afe38)
Gets a handful of WIN.
Puts in a copy of Silent Hill 2.
200 Cute Anime Girls in total.
Gets Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Copy instead.
Inserts Ni Pah!! [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2GrHh1t7g[/youtube]
gets a blank screen
inserts beer
gets drunk
puts in Ceiling Cat
... gets a piece of paper saying "I saw you masturbating."
Puts in worthless currency
gets a broken car
puts in Aromred Core
gets a ps1 game
Puts in a Mario doll
gets a Yoshi doll
puts in the Master Sword
Gets 20 hearts peices
puts in my litlle brother
Gets Little Brother's Bones
Inserts Giant Dino Bone...
Gets dust
Inserts shovel
gets dirt...
Puts in hidden treasure
Gets butt secks!
Puts in two chibi dolls.
get a crazy fangirl.
Puts in a rhino
gets a rhino on your butt
puts in a hamburger
gets a cheeseburger
puts in another vending machine
Gets a "You Fail" Ticket...
Inserts "You Fail" Ticket...
gets "You Suck" Ticket
puts in Mr.T "I pity the fool"
gets a Mr. T tank with label "Quit your jibber jabber fool! you ain't hurt!"
Puts in lots of alcohol and a coupon for a $20 whore
gets laid
puts in my ex-girlfriend
gets slapped (am I right?)
Puts in my ex-girlfriend :D
gets balls ripped off
puts in girlfriend
(well, actually, i was expecting something along the lines of: gets a whore ticket, or calls her something mildly insulting and drives her to tears :D)
gets polite conversation(?) followed by secks :D
Puts in a huge saucepan
LOL SEX TO THE THIRD POWER!
gets fried eggs
puts in some balls
gets a gold club
puts in gold club since it's a useless item, unless you have someone you want to clobber...
Gets Midas Touch.
Puts in Coal.
gets fire
puts in girlfriend (again)
gets a Nancy Dew rocket launcher
Puts in a crab
gets an all-you-can-eat meal at red lobster.
Puts in ten million dollars (i wish but go with it)
gets ten million PENNIES!! HAHAHA!!
puts in Mario
wouldn't that be...ten mil times 100...ten tril? Oh well.
gets a free year of plumbing.
Puts in the ice cream I'm eating...
gets brown ice cream
puts in hentai
gets some white stuff :o
puts in my boring computer teacher
gets a hot computer teacher 8)
puts in Little Ceaser's pizza
gets a job at Ceaser's pizza!
puts in a snake...
gets metal gear solid
puts in a gamecube...
Gets a PS2.
Puts in a bottle of heavy diuretic chemicals.
Gets Mutant Lab Rat...
Inserts Mutant Lab Rat...
gets Zombie
puts in froot loops
Gets Tucan Sam
Discharges pistol into coin slot.
The Pistol shoots at me.... >:(
Puts in an old Compaq Qvision Monitor....
gets a holographic screen plus triple-core computer along with the broken glass of the old monitor
puts in :bean:
Gets
:shoop:
Puts in a sack of chocolate coins...
get a sack full of brown stuff.... :-X
puts in Samus
Gets a Metroid. A serious, full sized Metroid.
Puts in SATAN.
gets burned by hellfire, then saved by jesus.
puts in a stick of deodorant...
Get's Stinky...
Inserts Kentucky
receives fried chicken
puts in Al Gore...
Receives John Kerry.
Puts in :n64: :nes: :nespad: :ds: :ps2: :ps1: :pstation: :saturn: :snes: :nano:
Gets a guy who has never been laid.
Puts in Bioshock.
Receives Biology...
Inserts Puberty...
gets Zits
inserts pear
gets a pear
puts in pubic hair :-X
Gets one free Roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris. It starts in 10 seconds after you read this.
Puts in a Chain Letter.
Gets 10 more chain letters to send to 10 people.
Puts in guitar...
Gets Guitar Hero.
Puts in drugs.
gets a tranquilizer dart
puts in my girlfriend (again)
Gets nothing in return.
Puts in Arrow1
^ Gets a Bow
Puts in a Gun
^Gets bullets of love, baby!
Puts in an old 70's pick up line.
^gets hit on by the vending machine.
Puts in my mugiwara (strawhat)! :) I WILL WANT IT BACk!! GRR
The straws come back out, all super glued to each others end to make one VERY long straw line.
Puts in Fallout 2.
*Emxtremely dramatized! Camera is long far awayt up in the air watching me on my knees crying, holding the looong straw in my hands*
Why... Why!? WHY DID YOU DO THIS!? I WILL GET YOU ,EVEN AS IF IT MAY BE THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!!!
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^Gets a few drops of blood.
Puts in my shoe.
Gets a sock.
Puts in a sling blade, mhm. (If you don't get that joke, don't answer me.)
gets a stupid joke
puts in BlackZoneOne
Gets WhiteZoneOne.
Puts in AlienSoldier.
Gets a very sick vending machine.
Puts in roofies...
gets.....Hentai
puts in Epsilon Eagle (the metal eagle in my avatar)
Gets everything that was ever put into the machine up to this point.
Puts in basketball.
Gets Maracas... >:( WTF?!
Inserts Pussy...
^gets a dick.
Puts in a cool manga character.
Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg512.imageshack.us%2Fimg512%2F9274%2Fep02san01256ctk8ur3.gif&hash=b9448da660fd3f81edba9d5cef9a3d1590f1432d) (http://imageshack.us) YES!!!!!
Inserts Dark Vader.
Gets Luke.
Puts in
:shoop:
Gets mass destruction
puts in the idea of communisim
Gets one third of my political rant.
Puts in old iPod mini.
Gets a boombox that is indestructible that floats around you playing hardcore house/rave/dance/electronica music nonstop.
gets nothing cuz he didn't put anything in.
puts in :mex:
Gets Ejaculation
Puts in Giant Peanut.
Gets a Giant Cashew
Puts in a pastrami sandwitch.
gets food poisoning
puts in a letter to god
Gets a birthday card from Satan.
Puts in a 2008 Presidential Election Ballot with Cthulhu marked down.
Gets Cthulhu as President...
Inserts Cthulhu In the Vending Machine again...
Gets a piece of paper saying "If you throw 2d6 at someone, if it rolls higher than a 1, you can either kill them or kill 2 researchers. If they are a researcher, you can kill 3 researchers."
Puts in a copy of the Necronomicon.
gets a pillow
puts in Special K
Gets Retarded B.
Puts in Mute Math.
Gets an F.
Puts in an "I owe you" card.
Gets a "I want my money NOW!" note.
Puts in a ripped Bible Black DVD. ;9
Gets a new copy of the "Bible Black DVD".
Puts in a "blank DVD".
Gets back a blank DVD. What the fuck do you think I am? a magician?
Puts in sperm sample
You got a kid.
Puts in a Feather Fan.
Gets the machine spraying sperm all over you.
Instead of putting something in, I will now proceed to kick the machine as hard as I can.
Instead of giving you something the vending machine grows wheels and a snow plow, rams you and continuously runs over you head.
PUts in world peace
Nothing comes out of it.
Puts in nothing.
Gets everything.
Inserts movie ideas.
Doesn't hear back from vending machine.
Inserts orphan
Gets Naphro
Puts in Britney Spears.
Gets John Lennon. o.O
Puts in SNOW PATROL.
Gets a snowmobile
puts in an old sock and a cat5 cable
gets an invention that uses pulleys to transport socks.
Puts in a laser pistol
Gets silenced laser pistol.
Puts in nymphet.
Gets a nympho.
Puts in Trent Reznor.
gets something associated w/ Trent Raznor.
Puts in homosexuality
Gets Twix
Puts in Arshes
you get a bad RMXP game
puts in Opera
Gets radio
puts in 100 mesos
gets 100 pesos
puts in metal
gets Solid Gear
put in the pop-tart I'm eating
you get the pop-tart that you already ate...
puts in lappy
you get the compy 386
*puts in a smoothie*
Gets back Montozuma's revenge. (The smoothie contained Mexican water.)
Puts in SPARTAAAAA!
Gets 4CHAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNN
Puts in a violin.
Gets a Cello. AN ELECTRIC Cello.
puts in a nintendo DS
Gets PSP
Puts in Pedobear.
Gets Paedophillia Police. And Chris Hansen, he will be there too.
Puts in YOUTUBE.
Gets a racist, poorly written comment.
puts in a thermal nuclear weapon
(YES)
Gets another Tom Clancy game.
Puts in the EA board.
gets bored
puts in a lottery ticket
Gets Horatio.
Puts in a :mex: named Horhay.
Gets a :bean: named Yahroh
Puts in 3 white snowballs and one yellow one.
Gets some christmas movie nobody liked.
Puts in Silent Hill.
Gets some scary movie nobody liked
Puts in Owen Wilson
Gets Ben Stiller
Puts in a Grand Piano
Gets Elton John
Puts in Lara Croft.
Gets Ferenn.
Puts in Deliciously_Saucy.
Gets Blizzard
Puts in Dwarra
Gets "what's a"
Puts in butt.
Gets a "Why?"
Puts in a "Chicken Thigh."
gets a whole chicken.
Puts in heart, still beating.
gets a medical license
puts in car keys
gets run over by the car zooming out of the machine
puts in solar energy
gets hard to come by energy.
Puts in sunglasess
gets
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffinalcars.blog.playersrepublic.fr%2Fimages%2Fmedium_cloud_strife_03.jpg&hash=91044e4a82dbf668fd1693091475e42de1615ae7)
Puts in :bean: bean-cuffed to :mex:
Gets a bunch of angry mexicans.
Puts in Bush.
Gets Dick (Cheney).
Puts in Zhuge Liang.
Gets Black Shadow with a fancy hat and a feather fan.
Puts in Kong Ming.
You get something that looks like a baseball...Probably a mini bowling ball.
*puts in a Light Saber*
Gets a Sith Saber and an injection of midichlorian
puts in LEGO pieces
Gets horny LEGO men.
Puts in BZO.
Gets Extra Access.
Puts in respect.
gets a lack thereof
puts in chuck norris
Gets a roundhouse kick.
Puts in DNA.
gets Mewtwo
puts in moo's avatar
gets legs
puts in moo's avatar
gets what I got cuz it's the same thing
puts in CSI kit
Got Navy CIS kit.
Puts in a rusty sword.
Gets back a sword polished to a sleek shine with a hint of lemony freshness
Puts in Old Spice
Gets Body Wash.
Puts in fingerprints.
Gets conviction.
Inserts a confession.
Gets thread.
Puts in string.
Gets sword.
Puts in bouncy ball.
Never gets it back, it's too fun and the vending machine has decided to keep it.
Puts in a a visa
gets rejected. Mastercard only!
Puts in Collateral Damage
gets sued for the amount of damage
puts in five gold rings (got that song stuck in my head :S )
Gets 4 calling birds.
Puts in 3 French hen.
Gets a full stomach
Puts in a 10 minute long song
Gets Mars Volta.
Puts in muzak.
Gets elevator.
Puts in reasons to love me...
gets AWKWARD
puts in the NHL
Get teeth knocked out
puts in bomb
gets an arab
puts in bleach (the liquid)
Gets clean clothes.
Puts in Bleach (the manga)
gets a bottle of bleach wearing a shinigami robe.
Puts in obecity
Gets "Billions Served".
Puts in reasons to hate me...
gets AWKWARD.
Puts in America.
Gets a C-average leader.
Puts in carrot...
Gets an A average leader
Puts in Night Vision Goggles
Gets a very happy peeping tom.
Puts in guts.
gets sausage
puts in cranial fluid
gets intelligence in a can
puts in a paper shredder
gets rid of all his homework and a few important papers
puts in a BB gun
Gets an M16.
Puts in Desert Eagle...
gets a headshot!
puts in a Multi-Kill
gets a ??? from me, gets killed by the machine
puts in RuneScape
Gets tons of 10-14 year old kids (99.99999% guys) running around asking for gold.
Puts in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Gets Younger Books VI: Creation.
Puts in 404 ERROR
Gets a down RMRK server.
Puts in FREEBIRD.
Gets broken Guitar Hero controller
Puts in Guitar Hero III pre-order
Gets a Halo 3 pre order instead.
Puts in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
gets M'Aq!
Puts in N3
Gets wtf?
Puts in C4
gets milk duds
puts in a chainsaw
gets massacred
puts in cellphone
Get's a 50/50 written Stephen King novel.
Put's in the faded reminants of the Rep System.
Gets Rep: +68/-67
Puts in DE 2
Gets Septembers POTM.
Puts in Black Light Burns.
Gets a guy who has no idea what that is.
Puts in giant rock.
Gets a hard place.
Puts in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Light_Burns
Gets a guy who now finally knows what that is.
Puts in blank CD.
Gets a blank CD, what am I, some sort of computer?
Puts in
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F97%2FChrist_Carrying_the_Cross_1580.jpg&hash=9aede248c6c967b65dcdcef71d9440e6fc7fc905)
Gets "The Passion"
Puts in bowl of rice.
Gets Rice Ball...
Inserts Pasta!
Gets fat italian mobsters.
Puts in :kashii:
Gets AIDS
Puts in RMRK
Gets http://rmrk.net/index.php
Puts in salad.
Gets Julius Caesar.
Puts in infinity.
Gets everlasting gobstoper
puts in ? (pie)
gets 3.1415 etc. etc.
Puts in cancer (the crab)
Gets AIDS (the disease)
(I bet you were expecting Cancer, wern't you?)
Puts in Hitler.
Gets Saddam. (fair tradeoff)
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.
Puts in my friend's little sister.
Quote from: Lominisio on September 25, 2007, 03:38:29 AM
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.
Puts in my friend's little sister.
Gets back a little sister without her virginity.
Puts in a an iPhone.
Gets an official iToilet with some iShit in it
Puts in a webcam
Gets "fr33 sneaky video" spam.
Puts in fried chicken.
Gets a negro.
Puts in SPARTA!
Gets Three-Hundred Spartans!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insters Nine-Thousand!
Gets NINE THOUSAND SPARTANS!
Puts in 9/12
Gets this: http://www.newsgaming.com/games/index12.htm (http://www.newsgaming.com/games/index12.htm)
Puts in 645 anime girl pictures.
Gets masturbation.
Puts in Fair to Midland.
Gets one less sucky band
Puts in a pubic hair
Gets a test that had the pubic hair placed on it after the guy screamed and ran.
Puts in a fgtrock.
gets Irock
puts in the quote in moo's sig
Gets a GTFO Meme...
Inserts Giant Peanut.
Gets giant elephant.
Inserts me saying "WTF HOW IS THAT A MEME??!!?!?"
Gets Longcat
Puts in Tacgnol.
gets a weird sounding medicine
Puts in paracetamol
Gets a weird sounding bacteria.
Puts in that disgusting stuff on Moo's mirror.
Gets a broken vending machine.
Repairs machine, collects the payment for my job well done, and inserts my earnings of $20.00, to get...
a free day with Naru.
Puts in Lady Butterfly.
Gets a Dead Lady Butterfly...
Inserts Nightwolf...
Gets child who burns animals
Puts in a dead Bill Gates (stop making sucky games dammit)
Gets Microsoft.
Puts in Paris Hilton
gets a whore XD
Puts in sideburns
Gets an amish community
Puts in "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
Gets "Up without the Health" by Tranquility
Puts in a lobotomy.
Gets icecream. >_>
I put in a planet.
Gets Milky Way....
Inserts BanisherofEden...>_>;;;
gets loli.
Put's in Across the Universe.
I crawl out
I then crawl back in
Gets D.A.S With Jappy Doll.
D.A.S. Goes Back With Jappy Doll...
gets...nothin, ;9
Puts in another crappy chick flick
Gets "Clueless"
puts in rum
get an empty bottle
puts in :tpg:
Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg152.imageshack.us%2Fimg152%2F3630%2F1159397034357ed3tn7.jpg&hash=ac47b898ba793a8ba94e57021a7e109eb70e0eec) (http://imageshack.us)
Puts in (0.0)
gets (v.v")
puts in my pants
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg136.imageshack.us%2Fimg136%2F490%2Fnegima54xs3ly8.gif&hash=51652b6b0b2356bd51e6e640081c56462ac42ffe) (http://imageshack.us)
Gets Panty Revolution
Inserts Chicken Soup!
gets turkey soup
inserts :mad:
Gets
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Inserts Giant NAMKCOR Mecha
Gets giant Megaman X Mecha
Inserts my Bankai
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg149.imageshack.us%2Fimg149%2F1676%2Fluckystar1akira12jz8yt6.gif&hash=68d466e74581a98225644084da3470cfece0400d) (http://imageshack.us) I get a Kon...
Inserts Shinigami.
gets a Hollow
inserts shoes
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Gets the Shoe Song D=
Inserts A Pair of Broken Scissors.
(And I'm off to sleep)
Gets lefty scissors(nobody uses these :mad: )
I make a PARADOX and insert the vending machine into itself
Gets confused
Inserts google.co.uk
Receives google.ca
Puts in Ernie's pants.
Recieves a paper saying "As your attorney I advise you to put your pants back on."
Puts in Animefan
Receive pointless sub board! =D
Insert :huge:
gets
:mex:
insert bad :police:
^Gets a good :police:
Inserts a worm.
gets a :seafood:
inset a cow
gets a burger
puts in Probotector
gets R2D2 and C3PO
inserts darth vather and a :mex:
Gets a Mexican version of Darth Vader shaped like a bean.
Inserts a wad of gum.
gets a bubble
insert a rocket
gets a cucumber
inserts chocolate milk
^Obtains a white watch with brown spots.
Inserts a picture of the number 6.
gets 6 threefold and 6
inserts a ventriloqusts dummy
/\ Gets Gallagher (Comedian + the guy who smashes watermelon)
Puts in his left hand.
gets left hand out of machine (not attached to arm)
puts in :police:
get's super kamikazie watermeloen
inserts ziggie boegie doog wee bomb
Get's a pimp.
Puts in a blond bimbo with big breasts.
gets a bitch
puts in a question
Gets the answer to life.
Puts in :mad:
gets a ;D
puts in €1
Gets $1.4558 US dollars
Inserts candy bar
Gets the empty wrapper.
Inerts a bottle of paint.
gets a suspicious looking milkshake
inserts a Canadian Dollar
gets a can of cola
inserts :o ???
Gets 8) ::)
Inserts
You insert nothing and receive nothing
Inserts negative one.
Gets a positive one.
Inserts a Healing Herb
gets a poisening herb
inserts a F22
Gets a car
Gets a slap
Puts in an AK-47
gets a bb gun
inserts bomb
No more machine... ;9
Builds a new one
Inserts the old ashes
Gets charcoal.
Inserts Santa(!)
gets precent
insert robot
gets confused
inserts pen island
get's empty pen
insert's manga
(he doesn't get it ;9 )
Gets Animefan
Puts in Animefan
Gets...
...
... :-\
Puts in what I just got
gets :tpg:
inserts golf ball
Gets four
Puts in Golf flag
gets green
inserts golf club
Gets a bent club and angry screaming
Inserts worries
gets happy
inserts green theme
gets a new orange theme
inserts orange juice
gets cola
inserts pineapple
Gets banana
Inserts shoe
gets a foot
insert noob
Gets a 1337 hacker.
Insters a glue stick.
gets 2 peces of paper glued together
inserts owkiep
......gets confused by owkiep, forgets to put anything in vending machine....
gets arrested for damaging the vending machine....
get puted in jail
owkiep = kowpie
inserts kowpie
Gets back bagged kowbie.
Inserts a clean sock.
gets durty sock
inserts nitro
Mysteriously disappears
Inserts pipebomb
get's shit
clean's up machine
retry inserts hentai
^ Gets a CD with said Hentai on it.
Inserts a Cup of coffee and a doughnut.
get's a empty hommer simson cup
inserts empty cup
Gets back empty cup, NICE TRY! >=(
Puts in lawnmower
gets mowed grass
inserts damm
gets map
inserts compass
Gets a dull magnet
Inserts Animefan's complete collection of anime chicks
^ Gets a book of said pictures :bean:
Inserts headphones.
Gets iPod!
Inserts doPoD
Gets MP3
Inserts Raw Cabbage
get noting
inserts fish
Gets squid.
Inserts rusty anchor.
gets ship
inserts helicopter
gets the NAVY Firescout
Inserts EPIC WIN
gets confused
inserts question: what happened to blizzard were is he?
gets the answer
inserts chaosproject
get's unfinished game
inserts question again: why did he quit
Gets: Go and ask someone else
Inserts Levethan...
get's wtf
insetes donkey
Gets ass.
Inserts Buttocks.
Gets poo
Inserts vacuum (??)
get's dust
insert machine
Gets vending
Inserts inserts
get's get's
insetrts hentai
gets Loli...
Puts in coca-cola
get's sisi
inserts bad joke about 2 vises in a bowl bla bla bla
gets a clever oun...
puts in my cat
get dog
inserts car
gets tank
puts in duke nukem
Gets Duck
Inserts Ink
gets squid
puts in dentures
Gets Laanneicm, The Final Idiot Master of the Word
Puts in Oreo cookie
got eaten cooky
inserts
sliding text
Gets
not sliding text
Inserts magazine ::)
get read magazine
inserts donald duck (himself not the magazine)
Gets Mickey Mouse
Inserts Stone
get's diamand
inserts picaktu
Gets Killed Pikachu and a Grammar Nazi
Inserts Lolicon
gets this is a vending machine not kill the person above you paper
inserts superman
gets a Githyanki
Inserts a Baby Dragon
gets spiro
inserts mario
Gets :luigi:
Inserts two girls and one cup.
gets dead persons and a lot of shit
inserts good hentia comics
Gets Animefan.
Inserts bugs.
gets bug tester
inserts cheats
Gets gamefaqs.com
Inserts PHP
Gives you a codebook of PHP
Inserts a Parrot.
gets turtle
inserts inspecter gadget
gets chief wigggam
Inserts Dog porn
gets horse porn
inserts wii
gets roller coaster
puts in carnivorous plant.
get herbaceous plant
insert Gundam figure
gets human Figure...
Inserts penis..
gets pussy
inserts horce :donkey: :donkey: :donkey: :donkey: :donkey:
gets horce poop
Inserts cement truck...
[cause my vending machine is fucking huge]
gets vending maching broken by cement
repayrs it
inserts books
gets recycled paper
inserts chair...
gets burned chair
inserts ash
gets a brand new chair
inserts a spoon...
gets knive
get's nothing
inserts baby blood in a cup...
wtf
get arest warrend
insert's the insert i forgot and this insert fish
you get nothing and then you get chum
inserts the arrest warrant...
gets bad :police:
inserts good :police:
get's 2 goods back and i steal one.
inserts a potato...
gets chips
inserts chips
Gets Potato Juice
Iserts The Two Towers and a pack of Chipmunks with Protection Gear.
gets, LoTR: Return of the Chipmunk King, in HD.
Inserts a rug...
krijgt nederlandse taal
ik stop er een trein in
i don't know what you said so... you get an english translator
inserts a pillow...
Quote from: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:03:06 AM
krijgt nederlandse taal
ik stop er een trein in
it means
dutch language
inserts train
new one
gets bed
insertsbang
gets gun
inserts RMRK.net...
gets hbgames.org
inserts me
Gets a Kick-ass RObot Worm
Inserts Dwarra
gets [spoiler]"Biography
Join date: September 7, 2005
Aliases: Kairo
Dwarra showed up and before long became accepted into the community. He quickly became known for his skill at mapping in RPG Maker. After he joined The Dark Masters Guild, he was recommended to be the Mapping Group leader. He declined thisposition, but still wanted to help map, and help others improve on their mapping.
He also seemed to have a knack for knowing where a topic should go and putting a stop to arguments. He did this so well, he was made a moderator in a very short time, within 2 months of his arrival, alongside HaloOfTheSun and Silverline, or as he was known then, therophster. Dwarra was well known for his skill at producing maps, and maps and guides were often requested from him.
Later, after he claimed he was leaving, he came back in the form of a new member: Kairo. Only a select few, such as blueXx new this was dwarra, and to the majority of the forums, this was just someone new.
Not too much after this he revealed himself as dwarra, and then resumed his old account, this time without moderator priveliges.
As A Moderator
Shortly after the new mods were given their status, they were given global moderator status. It was often said that dwarra abused his power. This often caused debates in the forums, as members were upset that their topics were locked, claiming it was done unfairly. Many of the members still felt he was fair, and was doing a great job.
Later though, he became bored with the forums, and resigned from his position. After doing so he wasn't so nice to fellow members anymore, and became disliked by most. This is how he is often remembered, and is why he was nominated in the Hero To Zero category in the 2006 RMRK Awards.
Personality
Dwarra has left his mark; he worked hard to keep the forums in order but also found time to be one of the funniest members around.
Community Involvement
Forum Activity
Dwarra's involvement at RMRK has declined somewhat; often leaving for months at a time. Lately, though, he's been seen around the Spam forum.
Drama
Same as above.
2006 RMRK Awards
Dwarra was nominated in the following categories:
Best RPG Maker User (Graphical)
Hero To Zero
He placed 1st in the Hero to Zero category. His nomination and victory here is due to his bad attitude in the latter part of his involvement as an active member, but there are still members there who enjoy his presence, and still find him humorous.
2007 RMRK Awards
dwarra was nominated in the following categories:
Best Veteran
Most Missed Member
Lamest Running Gag"[/spoiler]
inserts computer...
gets cd
inserts cd
Gets DVD
Inserts DVD
gets matchbox twenty remix w/daft punk featuring linkin park and eminem live in concert dvd... [really...how awkward would THAT be...]
inserts :flash:
Gets :blizj:
Inserts Musketeer with a Mexican Beany and a Michael Jackson Dance Steps Book
gets awkward
inserts my avatar...
gets waza
inserts lol ;D
gets 'DAMN :mad:'
inserts :kashii: ...
Gets hand job.
Inserts :chocobo:
gets :zidane:
inserts a leather jacket...
Gets Squall Leonhart.
Insert myself.
gets a taco
inserts the sun...
The entire vending machine melts and you are unable to find out what you got.
Inserts double headed quarter.
the machine spits it back at you cause it doesn't accept double headed quarters
*gives Zylos a normal quarter
inserts jolly rancher...
Gets empty wrapper.
Inserts a furry.
Gets prickly
inserts prickly...
gets a choped of penes and a sausage
insert balls
gets a condom
inserts :savepoint:
gets
:blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj:
inserts-> t h i s t e x t
gets t h i s t e x t
inserts v
Gets ^
Inserts a vending machine.
gets a black hole
inserts star trek enterprice
Gets Captain Kirk bobble-head.
Inserts (CENSORED).
Gets porn.
Inserts Anime
Gets hentai.
Inserts hentai.
Gets porn.
Inserts Ozzy
gets santa
inserts rudolph...
gets flashing nose
inserts the stargate
gets a gould [sp?]
inserts MadTV...
gets MadTV disease.
inserts cow.
Gets Mastermoo
Puts him back in.
Gets me again.
Puts me in.
gets shaken all about
puts in British television
Gets mastermoo's evil twin.
Inserts a game token.
vending machine transforms into a pinball machine for my turn therefore preventing me from putting anything into except another game token, but i don't have one, so after this it's a vending machine again ;9
gets scotty
insert atlantice
gets mermaids
inserts :fred:
gets :wtf:
Inserts unfinished homework.
gets fineshed home work
were is blizzard
He's trapped in the vending machine.
Inserts tissue.
gets booger
inserts an airplane...
Gets snakes.
Inserts Metal Gear Solid.
gets master chief
inserts halo
gets halo 4
inserts slave
gets R2D2
inserts C3P0
Gets Jar Jar Binks.
Inserts Jar Jar Binks head.
gets a trophy
inserts beyonce
gets kiled beyonce
inserts yoda
gets yogurt.
Inserts Schwartz.
get jamed radar
insert dotmatrix
or bark
gets darkrix
inserts the history channel
gets zzzzzzzzzz.
Inserts pillow.
Zylos gets a wet dream
Inserts her heart, a button and some pocket lint
Gets his heart, a zipper, and some belly button lint.
Inserts Mysterious Goo.
get unmiserius goo
inserts my verry hairy dog
Machine gets clogged with hair and breaks before anything falls out.
Inserts Draino Clog Remover and midget repairman.
gets mario
inserts bowser
Gets Eggman.
Inserts Sonic.
gets tails
inserts egg
gets man
inserts woman
gets peach
inserts yoshy
gets yossy (who's probably thinking "How the hell did I get in here?")
Inserts :spam:
Gets RAM
Inserts Waste
gets food
inserts car
gets battery
inserts car alarm
gets remote for the alarm
fending machine now has alarm!!
inserts 1 dollar
Get's George Washington's false teeth.
Inserts two dollar bill.
Gets Hooker
Inserts Curves
gets ???
inserts ???
gets :tpg:
inserts :@
gets :kill:
inserts :mex:
gets :bean:
inserts :froghat:
gets :dickcheney: :dickcheney: :dickcheney: :dickcheney:
inserts :shoop:
gets :'(
inserts :-*anime
Gets Animefan
Inserts my sig.
Gets a copy of Shining Force for the Game Boy Advance
Inserts a copy of Mario Party Advance.
Gets Super Mario Sunshine
inserts general discussion
gets private chat
inserts Blizzard's former avatar.
Gets Blizzard's brain in a jar
inserts taco
Gets a tortilla.
Inserts a slice of ham.
get ham sandwitch
inserts rare candy
Gets rare candy wrappers...*burb*
Inserts my telephone number.
gets a private call by a girl xxx :o
inserts xxx
Gets Vin Diesel. ;)
Inserts this thread.
gets anser
inserts harp porn
gets hentai
inserts :tpg:
Gets ::)
Inserts :-\
gets ;)
inserts :D
Gets :mad:
Inserts :'(
gets :police:
inserts :=:
gets ??????
inserts mmoga
Gets MMORPG.
Inserts Guild Wars.
Gets :mad:
Insert Dwarra
gets elf
inserts link
Get's Me O_O
Inserts Navi >_>
gets zelda
inserts black
gets white
inserts blanket...
gets pillow
inserts bed
gets an insomniac
inserts sleep potion
Gets sleeping bag.
Inserts can of spam.
gets spam mail
inserts supper spam
gets either...lunch spam? or a lot less super spam...lol
inserts a green bean
ggets red bean
inserts ugly cat
Gets robot797's cat.
Inserts :kk:.
gets empty candy package
inserts bottle full with rumm
Gets a Thank You card from Jack Sparrow.
Insert my tail.
gets a burned down tail
inserts a robot (not me)
Gets Wall-E.
Inserts my poor burnt tail.
gets rich frozen ears!
inserts my super awesome resource package...
Gets hug for making life easier.
Inserts credit for resources.
gets lots and lotsa resources
inserts :blizj:
gets (https://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/bigflaghj1.gif)
Inserts holy hand grenade.
[side note: OH HOLY CRAP! hahahaha nice smiley]
get's arlen
inserts black knight
gets with knight
inserts super cow
Gets holy cow.
Inserts holy crap.
Gets super cow.
Inserts band-aid.
vending machine transforms into optimus prime and for somereason cuts you up and shit
inserts chill pill
gets relacst vending machine
inserts :kasheep:
Gets sleepy...
Inserts ZZZZzzzz...
gets a punch in the face *WAKE UP!*
inserts *SORRY!!*
Gets apology accepted and a bill for my broken shades.
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shapepostcards.com%2Fimages%2FPostcard_photos%2FFood%2Fwhiskey_bottles.jpg&hash=8bef2a64b16d32348a67fabc79fffabdce538208)
gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F1214853%2F2%2Fistockphoto_1214853_empty_bottle.jpg&hash=dc6fca9b3f14d48f075dec88d8381199bddefd02)
inserts drunk santa [oh god ppl edit mah shitzorz LOL, that picture made me laugh then barf a little in mah mouth]
gets shemale haters
inserts puke :djang:
The vending machine short circuits and you get nothing.
*hires mechanic to fix vending machine quickly*
Inserts my old high school report card.
Quote from: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 12:47:41 PM
The vending machine short circuits and you get nothing.
*hires mechanic to fix vending machine quickly*
Inserts my old high school report card.
You get J.P McPuffenmyer.
I put in nouman.
You find where Blizzard's been hiding!
Inserts Rhode Island.
You get me. ^_~
I have sex with zylos, we have a baby and I put it in.
Gets the baby back 18 years later, and we now have to pay for its college tuition.
Inserts scholarship money.
gets books
inserts books
get's paper!
inserts a pen
gets empty pen and a heap writed papers
inserts news paper
Gets all the latest news of yesterday.
Inserts tomorrow's paper.
*waits until today*
gets today's newspaper
inserts (https://rmrk.net/src/chat.gif)
Gets (https://rmrk.net/src/online.gif)
Inserts "Midnight - Enter the Survival Horror (DEMO + M7 Scene)" thread.
You Get this link - \( >_>)/ (http://rmrk.net/index.php/board,66.0.html)
I insert (https://rmrk.net/Themes/fields/images/pr0n.gif).
gets NO ACCESS
inserts a super cool picture of awesomeness and stuff
Gets picture of me!
Inserts "Harry Potter 6: The Half-Blood Prince" on DVD.
Quote from: Zylos on December 25, 2007, 02:58:54 AM
Gets picture of me!
Inserts "Harry Potter 6: The Half-Blood Prince" on DVD.
Gets the 7th harry potter book.
I insert a dollar-fifty.
Gets 50 yen.
Inserts a machete.
gets the future
inserts the past
gets a machette
inserts your mom
Gets your face.
Inserts your mom's face.
Gets coupon for some makeup.
Inserts makeup.
gets make up bag
inserts super sheep
Gets super sweater.
Inserts a note with the words "Happy Boxing Day!" on it.
gets blue eye
inserts woot ;D
Gets link to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day.
Inserts request for a band-aid.
gets a band-aid
inserts star trek voyager
gets William Shatner.
Inserts Leonard Nimoy.
gets i don't know him
inserts garfield
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Nimoy.
Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield.
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield).
Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Arbuckle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Arbuckle).
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davis_%28cartoonist%29
Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown.
You get - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSmwMYaMWY
I insert - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjOG6BVRf5Q&feature=related
Gets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUq8B3HG3c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUq8B3HG3c)
Inserts [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedGXCprDxY (http://[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedGXCprDxY)
You get [url][http://wvvw.googIe.conn/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=291&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8]
I insert the moon.
Gets the Sun.
Inserts Uranus.
Gets a 2nd grade joke. :=:
I insert
gets nothing (no insert)
inserts insert
Gets remove.
Inserts dinner.
Gets a movie.
Inserts pizza.
gets burp
inserts pie dish
Gets 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 on a plate.
Inserts calculator.
gets it back in 1000 peaces
inserts glue
The item you would have gotten is stuck inside the machine thanks to your glue.
Inserts glue removal solution.
gets unclouged machine
inserts gramar book tingy
Gets happier forum.
Inserts underpants.
gets a fine for not wearing clotes
inserts cow
Gets mad cow disease.
Inserts Mad TV.
gets a bited of arm
inserts your arm peace
Gets a peace symbol.
Inserts a monkey paw.
gets monkey ball
inserts banana
Gets banana split.
Inserts ice cream.
Gets Vanilla icecreme.
Inserts Sea-Salt icecreme.
gets :djang:
inserts strawberry icecream
Gets blackberry icecream.
Inserts elderberry icecream.
Gets a DVD of Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
Inserts the Holy Grail.
Gets the Holy Grail (HELL YEA)
Inserts a fake holy grail (I wont be needing that anymore haha, been trying to get that sucker for years!)
Gets a fake Goblet of Fire.
Inserts a DVD of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
gets madgic wand
inserts drawn to live
Gets Kirby: Canvas Curse.
Inserts Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland.
Gets hefty fine for downloading illegal GBA roms.
Inserts GBA.
Gets Game Boy Color.
Inserts Game Boy.
gets game boy
inserts game gear
gets ds
inserts the R4 for the ds
Gets a note asking what an R4 is.
Inserts New Year Countdown.
Gets a note saying that the countdown is 1 and a half hours from now (central time).
Inserts a calender for 2008.
gets old calander for 2007
inserts happy new year
ps (the R4 is a DS game flash card)
Gets empty bottle of Mateus from last night.
Inserts plea for hangover cure.
gets headache
inserts vomit.
The machine returns your vomit to you.
Inserts first breakfast of the new year.
takes half eaten doughnut
inserts my soul
Gets free ticket to hell.
Inserts ticket to heaven.
takes 561 empty pages from a notebook
Inserts 561 page essay on why I should be allowed to go to heaven.
Gets proof that essay graders really don't care about what's written in an essay, only how it's written.
Inserts philosophy book.
gets essay failed note from heaven.
inserts my theory on why inserting my soul into a vending machine sent me directly to hell.
Gets the diary of Ben Stein.
Inserts a temporary soul replacement.
hey you got 2 things lol.
inserts the rest of the bleach episodes
gets every episode of death note for my own personal viewing pleasure in hell.
Quote from: dominicko on January 01, 2008, 06:30:12 PM
hey you got 2 things lol.
This is why guys shouldn't multitask.
You get a free camera to take pictures of hell (to prove it exists).
Inserts extra film.
gets camera
inserts pictures of my mother, Satan (who is actually Tom cruise.), Sadam Husseins lookalike who was actually hung, and Osama Bin Laden, (we all know those tapes are old ones)
gets picture frame
inserts digital photo screen
Gets roll of rare 33 1/3 mm film.
Inserts Zune.
Gets an old record player.
Inserts an old Beach Boy record.
Gets a new 'Sounds Of Summer' Beach Boys CD.
Inserts self.
gets infinceble blue paint
inserts kirby and the canvas curten
Gets a letter from HAL Laboratory Inc., saying there's no such game as Kirby and the Canvas Curtain, but included is a copy of Kirby: Canvas Curse.
Inserts a copy of Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland.
gets sorry ans kirby mouse attack
inserts mario and luigie supperstar saga
Gets Hotel Mario for the Philips CD-i.
Inserts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1BH3H0bQpc&feature=related.
gets lol
inserts funny sound
Gets a fart machine.
Inserts a fog machine.
gets verry foggy world
inserts icecube
Gets O'Shea Jackson.
Inserts the movie Anaconda.
Gets a real Anaconda
Inserts Britney Spears
Gets a fembot.
Inserts Austin Powers.
Gets Mojo
Inserts old woman with a walking stick. Every time she puts that stick on the ground it almost makes the earth tremble. You can hear her coming for miles.
Gets my fat old grandmother.
Inserts my sig.
Doesn't get it back
Inserts HIV
Gets it returned to you in the form of AIDS.
Inserts cure for AIDS.
Gets AIDS to see if it works
Inserts pH1 acid
The machine melts on the inside and you are unable to find out what your item was.
Inserts midget repairman.
Gets leprechaun
Inserts beard
Gets the fat bearded lady.
Inserts Spaceballs reference guide.
Gets balls ripped off and shot into space :)
Inserts mug of hot coffee
gets empty mug back
inserts mickey mouse
Gets free trip to disney world.
Inserts free trip to disney world.
Gets 'Bottled Fun'
Inserts 'Bottled Disappointment'
gets glass full with sadness
insert glass full with sadness
Gets a Bottle of Emo
Inserts Bottle of Emo
gets wtf
inserts lol
Gets :lol
Inserts ;9
gets ;D
inserts ???
gets :m:
inserts :luigi:
gets :wiggle:
inserts :hammer:
gets :gameboy:
inserts :gba:
gets :ds:
inserts :wiiw:
gets :wiimote:
inserts :dalton:
gets wtf
inserts omg
Gets God.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff138%2Fpythonorbit%2Fterry%2520gilliam%2Fmeaning%2520of%2520life%2Fgod.jpg&hash=cadcb456e57be77d3fc2faf29d6ff33a12c4f2aa)
Inserts square Earth.
Gets a painting of Christopher Columbus.
Inserts a painting of Ponce De Leon.
Gets Puerto Rico.
Inserts Cuba.
Gets drugs
Inserts blood diamonds
Gets Black Diamonds
Inserts Giant Nose-man
Gets Midget Nose-man.
Inserts Caro Ru Lushe.
gets who
inserts worm
Gets fish.
Inserts hook.
Gets a rod.
Inserts a furry philosopher.
Gets Aristotle.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa4%2FAristoteles_Louvre.jpg%2F200px-Aristoteles_Louvre.jpg&hash=c26949434670364884981291613a0f68409b1680)
Inserts Socrates.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa4%2FSocrates_Louvre.jpg%2F200px-Socrates_Louvre.jpg&hash=afbbb39bac2f8d5ca0f3106ebf4c59425fda0fed)
Gets Socratic problem.
Inserts Plato.
Gets a dinner plate.
Inserts salad fork.
Gets a bunny rabbit.
Inserts a vial of dragon blood.
Gets an angry dragon.
Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fclapperboard1.jpg&hash=61b4091e6fa77894d996d9dcce31f9fd1ea99cab)
You get a good movie :D
*inserts* :wiimote:
Gets :gameboy:
Puts in :kill:
Gets (https://rmrk.net/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=423.0;attach=10356;image)
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/im_off.gif)
gets :aryan:
inserts penis.
Gets circumsized.
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Ffatshyguy.gif&hash=166e4314ad2f444fd343998142882e072555da84)
Gets :moar:
Inserts :stick:
gets :rk:
inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fzylos_wink.gif&hash=47e79fb4a01b89173dc3c3fdfd3eb9a4f5afd8ad)
You get free anime :D
*inserts Zylos*
gets (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/donator.gif)
inserts (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/pr0n.gif)
Gets Caro Ru Lushe
Inserts Sparta Laser Hammer.
You get a Star Wars lightsaber cheese knife :D
*inserts a Wii*
Gets over-used bathroom joke.
Inserts PS3.
You get a PS2
*inserts a TV Remote*
Gets remote mine.
Inserts RV remote.
Gets TV
Inserts <3 Arrow-One Doll.
Gets Edgeworth doll.
Inserts Zylos plush doll.
Vending machine coughs up a furball
Inserts soul
Gets laughed at by the devil inside the machine.
Inserts holy water.
Gets nothing because the holy water broke the machine
Inserts repair kit
You get something broken ::)
Inserts a soda
Gets pop.
Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgclassics.com%2Fshrines%2Fsnes%2Fff6%2Fimages%2Fcharacters%2Fsetzer2.jpg&hash=44469f82e9588892787e58f31d63a9832d9753ba)
Gets Falcon
Inserts profile
Gets profile (http://rmrk.net/index.php?action=profile).
Inserts
:nazid:
Gets a +rep
Inserts Zylos
Quote from: Zylos on March 29, 2008, 12:28:53 AM
Gets profile (http://rmrk.net/index.php?action=profile).
:O
Gets rm skills
Inserts :mex:
Gets :bean:
Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg301.imageshack.us%2Fimg301%2F4048%2Flolololnu0.jpg&hash=aaf12258693404e5050511ee382d2a5311a4cec3) (http://imageshack.us)
Gets asdflhavgewltkhavlkdhvbalkehtvalkwhetvalkwhevtlahveltakhestvlakhwevtlakhewtvlawhevtalwehtvalwehvtalwehtvalwhetvalwjhetvlajwhvetaljhvewljthvawljhetvaljhetvaljhevtaljwhvetaljwhvetljahvweltjhvwaeltjhvwaeljthvwaelthwalwjhte
Inserts gibberish.
Gets Gdawg420.
Inserts translator.
Gets :bean: + :kashii: = :mex:
Inserts a young, asian sweatshop worker.
Gets an old, asian sweatshop worker many years later.
Inserts a used condom.
Gets raped by the machine.
Inserts a broken banana and a carton of milk.
Gets a banana split.
Inserts cake.
Gets lies
Inserts Clipped toenails
Gets them back along with glue.
Inserts KFC.
Gets :kfc:
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_pizza.gif&hash=7158fbbd6ac17c08b6d0a787bc65c8b5909338c2)
Gets a pizza made out of an artic fox.
Inserts a scythe.
Gets a coupon for 20% off black robes.
Inserts Salsa Verde Doritos.
Gets diarrhea.
Inserts my penis.
Gets a sperm refill.
Inserts car.
Gets an axle.
Inserts a broomstick.
Gets a golden snitch.
Inserts an endless sea of Zylos Smilies.
gets alot of matted fur
inserts Revolution DeathSquad by DragonForce
Gets several miles of static.
Inserts several hours of static.
Gets a broken radio.
Inserts a knot.
gets a horny dog
inserts barak obama's ear
Gets blood.
Inserts guts.
Gets bravery metaphor.
Inserts sexual innuendo.
Gets a scandalized-looking grandmother.
Inserts a sultan.
Get's an evil adviser named Jaffar.
Inserts west098.
Gets an awesome unbelievably bad game.
Inserts one of Zylos' personalized smilies.
gets a photobucket account
inserts metal oxide and aluminum
Gets acid and aluminium.
Inserts a Glaceon.
Gets Leafeon.
Inserts Nintendo DS.
Gets Dr. Kawashima.
Inserts The fundamentals of physics textbook.
Gets a very simple universe.
Inserts several cookie ingredients AND NO EGGS
WHO GETS REFERENCE >.<
Gets reference.
Inserts porn.
gets this: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,28860.msg360292.html#msg360292
inserts :bean:.
Gets an overly-used smiley often posted by noobs for no reason.
Inserts mah phone number.
gets your address, full name and social security #
inserts queen victoria's royal family jewels
Gets arrested for grand larceny.
Inserts broken computer.
Gets a computer insurance.
Inserts keygen.
Gets every RPGM for free.
Inserts the downfall of World of Warcraft.
Gets thousands of retards climbing out of their houses and basements
Inserts an epic mount
gets an extraordinary amount of gold then blows it all on dwarven ale
inserts a corrupted mp3 file
Gets corrupted MP3 player.
Inserts random url.
Gets mystery link (http://random.yahoo.com/bin/ryl).
Inserts pirate flag.
Gets the booty.
Inserts furry.
gets yiffy
inserts yaoi
Gets erection.
Inserts erection.
Gets denied. Sorry zylos.
Inserts a copy of spore.
Gets an awesome video game!
Inserts $2.47
Gets a message saying that you are $.03 short.
Inserts $.03.
Get's $.03 back becuase vending machines do not accept pennies.
Inserts a two dollar bill.
Gets tax.
Insert mother earth.
Gets father sky.
Inserts blue bird egg shell.
Gets homemade Omlets.
Inserts glass of milk.
Gets the cow it came from
inserts Ramen
Beefy noodles come out
Puts in Star wars: Knights Of the Old Republic
gets Xbawks
inserts gay condoms
gets cherry flavored gay condoms
inserts one skill point
gets Lv5 quadra slash
inserts pringles
Gets those weird delectable restaurant-style pringles
Inserts tomato
gets tomatoe
inserts Mac
You get a brand, new computer.
Inserts myself.
You don't get anything because you are now stuck in the vending machine. Whoops.
Throws in a bungee cord.
You somehow pull Shadow out of the vending machine. :D
Inserts credit card.
You get an empty credit card, because I took all your money from the account.
Inserts a twinkie.
You get a cockroach back.
Inserts the movie WALL-E.
You get a good movie.
Inserts the sun.
The machine melts and you get nothing.
Inserts a repairman.
You get a sign telling "Repaired"
Inserts a national german costume.
you get a Panzer
inserts my av
Gets demonic chinese food.
Inserts semen.
gets a baby in 9 months
inserts crab meat, cream cheese, a hint of lemon juice, and some chopped onion
Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 15, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
gets a baby in 9 months
Oh shi... o_o
Gets a happy vending machine with a full belly.
Inserts nothing for fear of hurting the baby.
gets the baby anyway
inserts tofu-tumor
Gets tofu-cancer.
Inserts Kamelots latest album
gets Elis' latest album
inserts charmandasaur
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv259%2Fpsycho-mantis%2FCharmandasaur.png&hash=d56149be2c44a9c002e5eaf9bcd9999dc4386db6)
Gets a burning vegetable.
Inserts Bucks Fizz
gets POWERTHIRST, FIZZBITCH!
inserts my hand
Get a scrambled egg.
Inserts a brown carpet shark.
gets a white carpet shark
inserts a bucket of water
Gets a glas of juice.
Inserts 1000 roses.
gets 10000 thorns
inserts unsolved rubik's cube
Gets a solved rubik's cube
Inserts a fake smiley.
gets a real smiley
inserts .mkv file
Gets a .exe file
Inserts Robin Williams
gets the ghostbusters
inserts MEXCELLENT
Gets TNELLECXEM
Puts in some Swedish meatballs
gets faggots
inserts :moopost:
Gets :range:
Inserts a cheese.
gets gas
inserts happiness
Gets sadness.
Inserts lust.
gets abstinence
inserts wankers
Gets more wankers
Inserts Ireland
gets calm tempered people with respect for authority
inserts ???
Gets an unanswered question.
Inserts Senhore Do Mar
Gets a confused otter... ???
Inserts a piece of paper asking "What is Senhore Do Mar?"
Gets a paper with the translation.
Inserts a blood sauce
Gets a vampires' sputum
Inserts Michael Jackson.
gets a burger from McDonalds
inserts the random box
Gets a happy meal.
Inserts one red apple.
gets one blue Appl
inserts tl;dr
Gets an overly long winded post about how life is not fair and other forms of :baww:
Inserts Senhore Do Mar, now that I know what it is. :D
Gets a very good ESC song.
Inserts :mad:
Gets ;9.
Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_frown.gif&hash=9df5988f61812ceeb9980ae287f8287f29af5ae1).
Gets :dalton:
Inserts a box of strawberries
Gets a jar of jam :3
inserts mah copy of "after the gold rush"
Gets "Before the Gold Rush".
Inserts :kashii:
You got the inside of the machine all sticky. :P
Inserts a kleenex.
My head comes out. I blow my nose and i say thank you, it kind of sucks when you're stuck in a vending machine and your nose is stuffed and there is nothing to blow it upon.
I slink back into the vending machine. technically i'm inserting myself. or at least my head.
Gets hair dyed.
Inserts shoe.
Gets a boot to the head.
Inserts a lifetime supply of icecream.
Gets a happy vending machine.
Inserts whip cream.
gets hair cream
Inserts money equal to all of the days i have not logged on to RMRK
Gets money equal to all of the days that you were logged on to RMRK.
Inserts a plea to have his total time logged in reset to exactly 1 day.
Your reply comes out as no, and you get a facepalm bean.
I insert a plea for arrow to make the facepalm bean ;8
[spoiler]Although i'm not sure how that would work :-\[/spoiler]
You get and angry midget.
I put in a copy of the Qur'an.
Gets kicked in the balls by Barack Obama.
Inserts peanut butter on a spreading knife.
Gets a spoonful of jelly.
Inserts a spoonful of sugar.
You get the sugar back, with medication
BECAUSE A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOOOOOWWWWWNN
I insert my newly unearthed scanner (woo.)
Gets inspiration to revive the forum games!
Inserts CPR equipment.
The vending machine explodes
Gives vending machne a friend because he's lonely.
You get nothing.
I put in 30$
Gets a nice, fancy jacket.
Inserts a 2GB flash drive.
gets a broken toy car
inserts a new toy car :P
You get $1.00.
Inserts that $1.00 which I stole from you. Sorry.
Gets an autoghraphed copy of Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits.
Inserts a Han Solo action figure.
gets a real light saber
inserts the star wars video game
Gets the first season of Code: Lyoko on DVD
Inserts a stocking full of lard.
you get butter
inserts eggs
gets an autographed copy of the Odyssey
inserts a gila monster wearing a tutu
gets the gila monster back,wants to have the tutu :P
inserts a barbie doll from my annoying sister
Gets a Dogde Dart.
Inserts a bowl of tzatziki sauce.
gets a bowl with ketchup
inserts mayonaise
Gets a Rueben sandwich, no Thousand Island.
Inserts a Condeleeza Rice action figure.
gets Barbie
inserts Ken
Gets a copy of "Milk" starring Sean Penn.
Inserts a labrador retriever.
get a bulldog
inserts UNDERDOG!!! ^-^
Gets a concrete cast of Bio's penis.
Puts it back in, fast!
gets an origami pikachu
inserts an origami suicune
Gets a vinyl model of the Orgasmatron from Barbarella.
Inserts a bagful of toenail clippings.
gets a bag full of toenails(yuk)
inserts a toy eyeball