The RPG Maker Resource Kit

The idea is simple. I start you off with the beginnings of a graphic adventure, and you all tell me where you want it to go next. I will update this as often as possible, so keep those ideas coming. They can be funny, but try and progress the storyline along. Try to keep them to the immediate subject. After all, as shitty as my pictures are, I can only draw so fast. Ok, here goes!


One day, Holk went to the local Wal-Mart to purchase a new Wiimote.

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Upon arriving at his home, he was shocked to find that his apartment was trashed!

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He began looking around through the mess, when he happened to notice a strange urn that wasn't there when he had left.

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He picked it up to get a closer look, and saw that there was a tag tied to it.

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So, he did. When nothing happened, he did what any normal person would do in this situation, and dumped the urn upside down.

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What strange devilry was this?! Some sort of reddish substance poured out all over the floor!

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...?

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Quote from: Irockman1 on March 27, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
=O

Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"

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NOW YOU TELL ME WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!!!!

=O

Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"

Holk and the red slime find themselves oddly attracted to each other, it was truly love at first site. While even though the red slime, "Mr. Jingles" could only speak Spanish, luckily Holk new the language of the heart, the language of love... The two united in a passion furious explosion as Mr. Jingles started to feel up Holk's leg. They decided to take things to the bedroom...

Mr. Jingles, while likeing to swallow, turned out to be the male of his spiecies, but worse for Holk, Mr. Jingles was also the pitcher.

Would Holk make the ultimate sacrifice for the love of his life? ...


Edit: LoL, didn't get that you would be drawing it all, just ignore :3

Blizzard enters and says: NO HOLK DON'T LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT STAGE THREE ALREADY

at which point Holk runs over and kisses Blizzard passionately.

And they make a sweet mansex threesome with the red slime

It was during this process where they discovered that Red Slime is actually a female!

Lomi walks in with a camera. He takes a few pictures and posts them on RMRK.

Where every one is shocken and appauled, but strangely aroused.

DS decides this is as good of a time as any to confess her true feelings of love to Blizzard. ;8

Then one of Blizzard's  girlfriends walks into the room...
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Then I walk in drunk as hell and throw up on her shoes.

She gets super pissed and beats the shit out of you.
Meanwhile, the orgy is going at it like rabbits.

Then Manowar comes in totally pissed off and joins the orgy. Then I wander around in a drunken haze, Untill I realize I can fly. So I fly in drunken haze around the worlds most METAL orgy.

The slimy eats him

and then Holk says "okay, you guys suck at this game" and closes the thread.

Its not that you guys suck at it, its that you're saying a bunch of things that i can't draw. Like a metal orgy.

You can draw a heavy metal orgy, because I belive in you and stuff. Damn, I'm too used be being an ass to be effective at being nice to people.

I got it!

Then the poor boy takes the light and gets high

Then he passes out and the orange blob slices his heart out and gives it to someone else for an open heart transplant

and they all lived happily ever after

the end.

That was what Holk thought, but then suddenly he was woken up at night, by a 9-1 foot tall Figure.
He was accompanied by many other creatures
"Sup Holk? I'm Frankenstien, this is Mr. OMG I'M FOUND, i mean Hyde, and the Mummy, Werewolf, so yeah we all were wondering if you could have sex with us"
Holk Agreed.

But then woke up again, finding a small furry animal clawing at his legs

Who wanted a bottle of whiskey.

BUT IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE SOME WHISKEY

He'd prolly get drunk.

And it did, and it ate Holk's toe cheese, then threw up on him.

What happened to the "super fun interactive adventure?"

Then Holk was pissed because he had to clean it up.

Then the mouse was drunk, punch Holk in the bladder, and Holk pissed and had to clean up more stuff. But the mouse thought it was beer and cleaned up the mess.

So Holk said "Thanks!" The next day, the mouse had seven kids.

Nobody knew how, but they looked like the guy in the picture in the first post....and Zypher.

Zypher then came in and said YAY MOUSE SEX

LOL!
:tpg:

So then they all had hot bean [spoiler]soup[/spoiler]

With five different beans
:bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:

They then began to strip, even the Beans.  :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:

Then the beans played the wii  :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb: :wiiw:
then a giant final boss came out of nowhere  :atma:

And naked! The final boss barfs because it's too scary to watch naked beans beat him.
He gives up!

 OMG barf says the talking wiimote Re-Enactment:  :djang: :wiimote: <OMG Barf

Then Holk Died of not having sex for an hour~

The End.

New story:

:bean:, :mex:, :bb:, and :gib:

set out on an adeventure to make world peace. But war is going on :D So they decided to switch to big ass guns!

But the nerdo bean thought it was for a big ass, so he putted the gun in his and blew up himself. Only three more brave beans to stop the terrible war... :btm: + :bean: =  :shroom: so :bb: :gib: and  :mex: are now going on their adventure. They meet a sexy young bean, :sb:, and they take her with them, dont knowing yet were to use her for...

So, while dragging the useless  :sb: with them,  :bb: :gib: and  :mex: came across a magical :wiggle:, which promptly turned into a  :kashii: and buttfucked them all...
With their asses permenantly ruptured, their chances of stopping the terrible war were slim.

But there was just one small ray of hope! They found the magical non-slip bar of soap! They would no longer have to protect themselves from the epic ass rapings! There next move would be clear...

To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...

Quote from: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:08:11 AM
To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!

Quote from: King of the Mackerel on May 27, 2008, 04:18:30 AM

Quote from: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:08:11 AM
To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!

Uhh, I don't think it matters because it's a pinned forum game.

The  :police: decided that he looked drunk, so he gave him a ticket for  :yourmom:

 :bb:  :gib:  :mex: and the useless  :sb: could not be in a worse situation.  They were in debt, were victims of rape and injured by the corrupt  :police:. But emerging from the heavens appeared  :a:, and he granted them the ability to milk cows.  :mex: asked why, and was told that it would prove useful later on. So, with reawakened spirit, the party continued to ....

...be in jail for 5 years. After a long sentence, the group tried to reunite, but things weren't the same for the ol' gang.



:bb: went on to become a huge rap star, but couldn't get over his old ways. One night in a strip club, he got  :djang: drunk on some very expensive (https://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/portwinejh8.png), decided to "make it rain," and ended up beating a hooker to death with a bar stool.

:gib: got drafted into the war with North Korea by  :dickcheney:, and got interred into a  :btm: where he spent the next few months  :kashii: other  :gib: :gib: :gib:.

:mex: ate a lot of  :taco: and his shit felt like  :burn:.

:sb: just continued being a stupid whore.

:savepoint:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR GAME UP TO THIS POINT?

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ROFL  ;8 ;8 ;8!!! Couldn't find a picture that said "Overwrite Save File? Yes".... T-T.

So anyways....

Long ago, a  :cow: told his kingdom of a legendary artifact... the  :toaster: of Poseidon.   :mex: decendant of :mex:, sought this artifact and traveled to the local seller of  :whoopass: in search of companions....

Holk said sure. They got high.

You also necroposted a topic over two years old

NECROPOST

Quote from: Master Moo on September 29, 2010, 10:15:57 PM
You also necroposted a topic over two years old

does it really matter since this topic is stickied ?

I think it matters. Do it again and enjoy a forcible two day break from RMRK.

No, he's getting a 2 day break right now. I already warned him once this week.