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Title: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Holkeye on March 27, 2007, 05:58:38 PM
The idea is simple. I start you off with the beginnings of a graphic adventure, and you all tell me where you want it to go next. I will update this as often as possible, so keep those ideas coming. They can be funny, but try and progress the storyline along. Try to keep them to the immediate subject. After all, as shitty as my pictures are, I can only draw so fast. Ok, here goes!


One day, Holk went to the local Wal-Mart to purchase a new Wiimote.

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Upon arriving at his home, he was shocked to find that his apartment was trashed!

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He began looking around through the mess, when he happened to notice a strange urn that wasn't there when he had left.

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He picked it up to get a closer look, and saw that there was a tag tied to it.

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So, he did. When nothing happened, he did what any normal person would do in this situation, and dumped the urn upside down.

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What strange devilry was this?! Some sort of reddish substance poured out all over the floor!

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...?

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Quote from: Irockman1 on March 27, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
=O

Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"


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NOW YOU TELL ME WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
=O

Then the red substance said to him, "Hey bro, ya wanna get high?"
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on March 27, 2007, 06:11:13 PM
Holk and the red slime find themselves oddly attracted to each other, it was truly love at first site. While even though the red slime, "Mr. Jingles" could only speak Spanish, luckily Holk new the language of the heart, the language of love... The two united in a passion furious explosion as Mr. Jingles started to feel up Holk's leg. They decided to take things to the bedroom...

Mr. Jingles, while likeing to swallow, turned out to be the male of his spiecies, but worse for Holk, Mr. Jingles was also the pitcher.

Would Holk make the ultimate sacrifice for the love of his life? ...


Edit: LoL, didn't get that you would be drawing it all, just ignore :3
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Djangonator on March 27, 2007, 08:10:15 PM
Blizzard enters and says: NO HOLK DON'T LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT STAGE THREE ALREADY
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Malson on March 27, 2007, 08:11:10 PM
at which point Holk runs over and kisses Blizzard passionately.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Dwarra? on March 30, 2007, 12:52:28 AM
And they make a sweet mansex threesome with the red slime
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Irock on March 30, 2007, 12:57:35 AM
It was during this process where they discovered that Red Slime is actually a female!
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Lominisio on March 30, 2007, 01:01:41 AM
Lomi walks in with a camera. He takes a few pictures and posts them on RMRK.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 30, 2007, 01:12:42 AM
Where every one is shocken and appauled, but strangely aroused.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Lominisio on March 30, 2007, 01:17:02 AM
DS decides this is as good of a time as any to confess her true feelings of love to Blizzard. ;8
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Irock on March 30, 2007, 01:21:13 AM
Then one of Blizzard's  girlfriends walks into the room...
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Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 30, 2007, 03:41:56 AM
Then I walk in drunk as hell and throw up on her shoes.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 30, 2007, 01:11:21 PM
She gets super pissed and beats the shit out of you.
Meanwhile, the orgy is going at it like rabbits.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:12:30 PM
Then Manowar comes in totally pissed off and joins the orgy. Then I wander around in a drunken haze, Untill I realize I can fly. So I fly in drunken haze around the worlds most METAL orgy.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Snailer on April 02, 2007, 02:47:49 PM
The slimy eats him
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Malson on April 03, 2007, 02:50:14 AM
and then Holk says "okay, you guys suck at this game" and closes the thread.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Holkeye on April 03, 2007, 03:14:46 AM
Its not that you guys suck at it, its that you're saying a bunch of things that i can't draw. Like a metal orgy.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 05, 2007, 11:41:32 PM
You can draw a heavy metal orgy, because I belive in you and stuff. Damn, I'm too used be being an ass to be effective at being nice to people.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Forty on April 06, 2007, 12:37:00 PM
I got it!

Then the poor boy takes the light and gets high
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Kokowam on April 06, 2007, 05:38:32 PM
Then he passes out and the orange blob slices his heart out and gives it to someone else for an open heart transplant
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Dwarra? on April 07, 2007, 09:45:37 AM
and they all lived happily ever after
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Malson on April 07, 2007, 01:53:12 PM
the end.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Nightwolf on April 07, 2007, 02:08:26 PM
That was what Holk thought, but then suddenly he was woken up at night, by a 9-1 foot tall Figure.
He was accompanied by many other creatures
"Sup Holk? I'm Frankenstien, this is Mr. OMG I'M FOUND, i mean Hyde, and the Mummy, Werewolf, so yeah we all were wondering if you could have sex with us"
Holk Agreed.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Forty on April 08, 2007, 12:58:28 AM
But then woke up again, finding a small furry animal clawing at his legs
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:03:07 AM
Who wanted a bottle of whiskey.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Dwarra? on April 08, 2007, 07:59:55 AM
BUT IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE SOME WHISKEY
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 05:44:29 PM
He'd prolly get drunk.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Forty on April 08, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
And it did, and it ate Holk's toe cheese, then threw up on him.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Sophist on April 13, 2007, 01:30:11 AM
What happened to the "super fun interactive adventure?"
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 13, 2007, 02:48:59 AM
Then Holk was pissed because he had to clean it up.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Kokowam on April 14, 2007, 01:55:52 PM
Then the mouse was drunk, punch Holk in the bladder, and Holk pissed and had to clean up more stuff. But the mouse thought it was beer and cleaned up the mess.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on April 20, 2007, 10:21:13 PM
So Holk said "Thanks!" The next day, the mouse had seven kids.

Nobody knew how, but they looked like the guy in the picture in the first post....and Zypher.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Malson on April 24, 2007, 02:25:20 PM
Zypher then came in and said YAY MOUSE SEX
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on April 24, 2007, 05:33:30 PM
LOL!
 :tpg:

So then they all had hot bean
Spoiler for:
soup
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Forty on April 29, 2007, 02:31:59 AM
With five different beans
 :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on April 29, 2007, 03:26:35 AM
They then began to strip, even the Beans.  :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 02:05:33 AM
Then the beans played the wii  :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb: :wiiw:
then a giant final boss came out of nowhere  :atma:
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on May 21, 2007, 03:48:46 AM
And naked! The final boss barfs because it's too scary to watch naked beans beat him.
He gives up!
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 05:16:01 AM
 OMG barf says the talking wiimote Re-Enactment:  :djang: :wiimote: <OMG Barf
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Nightwolf on May 25, 2007, 12:27:49 PM
Then Holk Died of not having sex for an hour~
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on May 25, 2007, 05:58:57 PM
The End.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 30, 2007, 04:16:59 PM
New story:

 :bean:, :mex:, :bb:, and :gib:

set out on an adeventure to make world peace. But war is going on :D So they decided to switch to big ass guns!
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Martynator on June 30, 2007, 06:36:10 PM
But the nerdo bean thought it was for a big ass, so he putted the gun in his and blew up himself. Only three more brave beans to stop the terrible war... :btm: + :bean: =  :shroom: so :bb: :gib: and  :mex: are now going on their adventure. They meet a sexy young bean, :sb:, and they take her with them, dont knowing yet were to use her for...
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:11:35 PM
So, while dragging the useless  :sb: with them,  :bb: :gib: and  :mex: came across a magical :wiggle:, which promptly turned into a  :kashii: and buttfucked them all...
With their asses permenantly ruptured, their chances of stopping the terrible war were slim.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:51:45 AM
But there was just one small ray of hope! They found the magical non-slip bar of soap! They would no longer have to protect themselves from the epic ass rapings! There next move would be clear...
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:08:11 AM
To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Sophist on May 27, 2008, 04:18:30 AM
Quote from: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:08:11 AM
To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on June 03, 2008, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: King of the Mackerel on May 27, 2008, 04:18:30 AM
Quote from: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:08:11 AM
To get  :pw:!  While walking to that store, a  :police: hit them with his car...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN OLD TOPICS?!

Uhh, I don't think it matters because it's a pinned forum game.

The  :police: decided that he looked drunk, so he gave him a ticket for  :yourmom:
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 09:08:47 PM
 :bb:  :gib:  :mex: and the useless  :sb: could not be in a worse situation.  They were in debt, were victims of rape and injured by the corrupt  :police:. But emerging from the heavens appeared  :a:, and he granted them the ability to milk cows.  :mex: asked why, and was told that it would prove useful later on. So, with reawakened spirit, the party continued to ....
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Holkeye on July 06, 2008, 02:09:08 AM
...be in jail for 5 years. After a long sentence, the group tried to reunite, but things weren't the same for the ol' gang.



 :bb: went on to become a huge rap star, but couldn't get over his old ways. One night in a strip club, he got  :djang: drunk on some very expensive (https://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/portwinejh8.png), decided to "make it rain," and ended up beating a hooker to death with a bar stool.

 :gib: got drafted into the war with North Korea by  :dickcheney:, and got interred into a  :btm: where he spent the next few months  :kashii: other  :gib: :gib: :gib:.

 :mex: ate a lot of  :taco: and his shit felt like  :burn:.

 :sb: just continued being a stupid whore.

 :savepoint:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR GAME UP TO THIS POINT?

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Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 04:05:11 AM
ROFL  ;8 ;8 ;8!!! Couldn't find a picture that said "Overwrite Save File? Yes".... T-T.

So anyways....

Long ago, a  :cow: told his kingdom of a legendary artifact... the  :toaster: of Poseidon.   :mex: decendant of :mex:, sought this artifact and traveled to the local seller of  :whoopass: in search of companions....
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: lemonpie on September 29, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Holk said sure. They got high.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Kokowam on September 29, 2010, 10:15:57 PM
You also necroposted a topic over two years old
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Pokey on February 10, 2011, 07:57:15 AM
NECROPOST
Quote from: Master Moo on September 29, 2010, 10:15:57 PM
You also necroposted a topic over two years old
does it really matter since this topic is stickied ?

ZOMBIE FIGHTER X


 :MEAT::zombie:
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Sophist on February 10, 2011, 12:54:49 PM
I think it matters. Do it again and enjoy a forcible two day break from RMRK.
Title: Re: Super Fun Interactive Holk's Adventure!!!
Post by: Holkeye on February 10, 2011, 01:13:36 PM
No, he's getting a 2 day break right now. I already warned him once this week.