Finish my sentence...
I like to...
suck fatties.
He likes too
slap his balls really hard.
The man run to a hooker to...
tell her she smells.
RMRK is...
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
You smell like
rpg maker.
One day an old man came running down the street, and without caring he yelled out "....
Hinga dinga durgin
There once was a man from cuba
he died.
as mike was reaching for a glass of milk a rocket suddenly flew threw the window and hit mike with speeds over 100000000000 million miles and hour and mike was turned into bits which later ended up in a cereral box that...
That read nothing because the ceareal company could not afford letters or cereal just the box
cobra no sentence? xD
so...
So lets burn dogs, freez cats, and electrify rats
ONCE UPON A GAY TIME-
...THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO LIKED TO BURN DOGS AND HE BURNED EVERY DOG IN THE WORLD.
When he was done he...
peeled the skin off a potato then played blackjack at the local casino.
I like to touch...
my shotgun with a passion as I mow down those who annoy me.
But above all else
... somebody killed Seph.
The very truth was that...
my male teacher slapped my ass regularly telling me he was playing Pat-a-Cake with me.
I farted and my girl friend...
Replied that she thought it was hot and started farting with you
My girl friend is an
ass.
Pnce day Mr.Ricepudding walked down the steet withouth wearing his helmet when suddenly..
The God of helmets appeared, and broke his helemt, which was apparently a lvl 24 helmet, now he has to start from , not lvl 1, but lvl 10 again, and must not forget the helmet more than 3 times
or he will instantlly die.
Hey...
Nice ta meet ya, now fuck off.
SUP DUDE-
Your dick.
Can I suck your...
Potato, it looks like a basket ball.
Cats make good...
... explosives.
Yesterday, a sick ferrett . . .
raped me.
I am wearing...
A stinky diaper :P
If only I could..
...have sex with Dick Cheney.
Look, it's three ....
...midgets beating on a skater.
OMG its...
... it's a penny!
Long ago, there exsisted a . . .
flying pig monkey with bog ears who ate noobs.
;D is very..
...homosexual.
Three men and a woman died today, when . . .
I ate them.
Why is there a. . .
...white stain on your pants again?
Who told you that . . .
...Kenedy was assassinated, when so many conspiracies link him to starting El Polo Loco.
Last week, I saw a bear eat...
... the head of the Walt Disney while at 7-11.
Can it truly be that . . .
"I am defeated...so easily?" - Vlad Tepes Dracula
You know, I'm really starting to like this...
...delicious turd, it's simply the best.
No mortal and oppose my . . .
large bluberry pie?
It began, once the...
...the King from burger king was finally killed.
Whoa, look at that woman's . . .
... super boobs.
My, these books are so...
damn boring.
Look, I see a..
BIG FAT PEICA WALKING SHIT OVER THERE! GET IN THE CAR!!!!
I SAID GET IN THE-
TURDMOBIL!!!
I like...
Pig farts.
If ;D met >:( then..
World War III would begin.
Blizzard is...
..my one true hope, love and hero.
That ninja over there just . . .
so damn cool. I am...
..part of a part-time ninja team that fights Team America.
Sometimes, I like to . . .
sleep. Duh...
...hhhhh deee da deee.
Three children died today when . . .
I drew 3 children dying =o
Bananas are..
yellow. Doh...
. . .replies Homer after hitting himself.
A big fat monkey dong has . . .
big fat nuts and balls.
When I checked my undies, I found...
ONE HELL OF A SMALL PPPEEEENNNNIIIISSSS !!!!!!
when i sit on the toilet i
bend my knees inward and touch myself inappropriately.
Oh I-wish I-was an-Osc ar-Mey er...
horse radish.
If only I could..
...stab a local idiot.
Aw FUCK, I just...
ate the wrong food, gimme back me steak Fido!
RMXP is...
not as good as 2003 >.>
I am now blind because..
..of a naughty sex accident.
Three hookers were found lying dead in a car today when they were involved in a . . .
toys R us rape scam.
The pizza was................................................................
the killer.
If I have...
...a brain, will people finally listen to me?
Anyone got some friend chicken, cuz I feel...
totally sexy.
My GOD, you have one....
... large purple testicle!
Whoa, that chick over there just . . .
stripped and started chasing Irgna.
I like to eat...
...BIG HAIRY BREASTS!
Why is the president at . . .
Irgna's house?
I like to...
... peel carrots while masturbating!
Who in God's name would . . .
... peel carrots while masturbating?
Kaitenshin is...
.... insane like Irgna. That crazy bastard who peels carrots while masturbating. Jeez.
I sometimes see Clifford the Big Red Dog . . .
when I am browsing the "Kill all TV characters loved by two-year-olds. (you might want to read the post before you a bit more carefully from now on)
Kaitenshin is not...
GOD himself!
Why does Irgna . . .
get all the girls?
Irgna is...
... a playah! ;8
Kaitenshin uses his forbidden scroll to . . .
kill Nouman.
Once apon a time little red riding hood had to go into town when suddenly a ...
become almost as cool as Irgna.
RMXP is...
. . . a good dietary supplement when coupled with peeling carrots and masturbating.
I got my drugs from . . .
Nouman got skipped so: Once apon a time little red riding hood had to go into town when suddenly a ...wolf appeard out of thin air and bit off her nose. Poor Red... :'(
I got my drugs from . . . my parents
Lominisio eats a radioactive mushroom and turns into a(an)...
. . . legendary warrior with a manskirt and man-boobs.
An old chinese proverb says, " . . .
He who makes fun of others dies laughing."
A turtle flies past George W Bush's head and...
Slams into a non-existent window
Squirrels are...
jumping from one tree to another tree.
A bird fly to you and...
...tears off your penis.
George Bush Believes in Incest...
...because... well... just because...
Cookies are tasty :D ...
especially the chocolate ones!
Everything is...
made of chocolate.
If the world was made of chocolate, I would..
... be a fat guy with five asses.
Yesterday, a pedestrian was killed by . . .
a rabid fly.
Blizzard gave me...
...you don't want to know.... :donkey:
The spies in Del Taco have . . .
Taken over Mars.
That man over there..
is actaully a lady.
OMG WTF...
is that?
Nouman is...
A god of mapping. Obey!
If there was...
an astronaut living in my house, i would have him build a spaceship for me and we would fly to the moon, and then we would eat the crazy little moon bebbies made of raspberries, and after we laid waste to the population of the moon, we'd come back and watch some good HD Cable TV.
And then my ACTUAL wife came into the bed room and...
She was a zombie and I shot her.
I threw a egg at...
your mom.
1 + 1 is actually...
...the anwser to the Da Vinci Code.
Three harpoon weilding penguins just . . .
killed an ARMY of midgets and 2 astronauts.
One day, a guy game up to me and said that the sewers were actually there to...
...allow feces to flush humans down.
[spoiler]What if sunglasses were called carpetglasses? (I saw that you sneaky sneaker. Somebody forgot this wasn't a "what if" game)[/spoiler]
A ferocious duel was occurring...
between a egg and spoon. LOL!
A boy sat near the tree, ate the leaves and...
...pooped iron pellets of death!
Grafikal007 once forgot that this wasn't a 'what if' game and...
accidently rated the member above him.
RUN CD FIRST BEFORE...
...you set off an explosive chain reaction!!!
Sometimes, I feel . . .
Hungry
I had barbacue two days in a row, it was...
like eating raw man balls.
I found and unconious little girl on the floor in an alone room and I ____________________her.
...sat on ...
Hurry men! Grab your . . .
...Thongs! (!LOL!)
A boomerang is made to...
Put in ur arse
My pc is to..
complicating to the average mind, whose IQ is less then 100, but still possible to be analyzable by an individual who possess an IQ over 100 and is able to preform certain math related equations in one's head, tell the difference between and man and female, right from wrong, balls from tongs, and also, this individual most be able to view this picture at least 16 bit colour depth, with a resolution of 600 X 400, displayed on a monitor whose dimension exceed 10 cm by 20 cm, a fire wire plug that connects to a serial port, which is located behind the front face of the personal computer faceplate, and with a suitable light source that will enable the individual to use his eyes by simple principals of light, physics, biology, chemistry, lens, eyes, heat, plastics, metals, noble gases, electricity, and of course air.
I have no...
clue what oneray is yapping about.
Japan is...
a place I've never been to before.
I want to _________ nevfx.
You better put something good.
I want to eat nevfx.
One day I was. . .
a man. :-*
Lets stick bananas up our...
bum bums.
Let's go to. . .
Japan.
Where...
have you been all my life.
Why don't we. . .
finally revert to RPG maker 2003?
Now I can...
eat Krabby Patties.
Hi...
how are you?
and then...
the clown showed up!
THE COIL SNAKE STARED AT YOU ________!
homophobically.
I touch my _________ every time I see Barney.
ass.
Why don't we all go. . .
beat up some loser?
Darklord is a...
Darklord is a NANCY BOAH.
My new sig is...
Totally-ultra-super-teriffic!
Lavata..
needs to hurry up with that demo.
Darklord acts like a(n)...
Ant.
15747635 + 343752352386 =...
alot
Together we..
WILL KILL SNAILER! (Sorry just had to say ir XD)
Hi, Im Timmy and you're 2 and I'm 10, now...
WE ARE 12.
If I was a fish, I'd be a-
Dragon Fish.
U suck, I...
eat poo.
We had..
A hooker.
We like to...
Eat cake made by fat arabian butt monkeys =P
Rune is...
Dupid.
If I filp a coin, it has head on one side and head on the other, my friend...
Punches you in the face for spelling stupid wrong...
Your mum comes in with two broken legs and a fractured shoulder... you...
Stab her and feed her to zombies and dogs.
If you're stupid then I rule and you...
Are stupid? O_o
Your cat has been eaten by mutant pancakes... you...
Say 'I don't have a cat'... 'Not any more' ::)
'Ill pay you a billion!' Said the buisnessman, 'Really?!' Said the guy, 'Yes I...
I'll give it to you in 50 years once I have that kind of money...
Hamsters are...
Weird.
I bought a hamster to my radioactive plant and...
discovered I didnt have a Hamster or a radioactive plant in the first place O_o
Cake is as tasty as...
Cake.
Rotten eggs are...
Friends of my pet dinosaur!! :D :D
I have $17 and my friend has $6... my friend takes $9 away from me... my friend now has...
1p.
I have $100,000,000, I need to make $100,000,000,000 in _______ weeks.
I would have said a black eye and a broken nose but meh...
-1502
In the dinosaur times, I...
was a toadstool.
Mario and me kicked Yoshi's ass because...
Yoshi was raped by a cake on legs... (How racist...)
Bob...
Stared and laughed
An exoplosion Kills....(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi158.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft97%2Fstormpetrel12007%2Fth_X1EA.gif&hash=1052395314b07f62001136646991ac9fdf4d0b39)
Pies...
Bob Marley is...
As random as (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi159.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft138%2Fdanitarian%2Fth_funny_19.gif&hash=fa01fb95d94cfac2e0a9017420b964564b870523)
monkeys raping a helpless old man.
I found a __________ in my pants.
Poo Baby.
This is mine...
Get the fuck off...
My curry flavoured Cheesecake or else...
I will Get My Cat to pump you full of lead
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... and rape your gingernut biscuit until...
...blood squirts out your anus, so that you can yell "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
... and then you run round the room in agony and run into...
the book reading cat who then proceeds to...
...scratch your eyes out using it's mighty poking stick...
...that looks like French bread and...
...sets a nuclear bomb on your kitchen sink...
... it blows up your mom and rapes ...
Ronald Mc.Donald then..
The Burger king comes and shoots your pet flea...
. . . and the bullet ricochets off the floor and hits . . .
a pie in the forehead. Then...
...suicidal kittens...
shoot...
thier penises off.
I found a little ___________ in my pants.
Computer
Chuck Norris...
is gonna round house kick your ass.
To be or..
... to eat...
the cake that...
had a scent of...
... turds i ...
kicked...
my jewels.
Lets tie up Rune and...
put his suicidal kitten. . .
down his pants so...
it tears his..
glued on...
Wooden Armor...
from his..
mangina full of...
things he bought on ebay with his fathers credit...
ball sack full of...
sticky yet gooey...
Cheeze that had been replaced with his semen by....
ninja smurfs that...
have only one female smurf...
that they keep..
locked in odd...
and grousome..
lava lamps.
Jessica recently found out about...
the very small...
but wet...
thing between her
was green and looked like this :bean:.