What are your quotes? It'd be interesting to hear them. Be creative 8)
Mine are as so:
Regualr Ego:"I may just have to kill you."
Alter Ego:"I love to feast on souls, what about you?"(Imagine it in a draconic/satan type of voice)
"its times like this I wished they used my for steam cell researche" :lol:
"So that's were babies come from."
"What moves men of genius, or rather what inspires their work, is not new ideas, but their obsession with the idea that what has already been said is still not enough."
Eugene Delacroix
(if only he was right then maybe just maybe i would have also been considered a genius)
"30 days left bastard so pay up"
haha, nice i like yours ZXmelee and blue, they're all interesting.
"i mean.. omg.. a message button question?!"
"hmm...it says 'press the any key button to proceed.' Hmm...lets see, I see, essk (Esc), ka-tarl (Ctrl), and pegup (PgUp). Ahh! Where's the any key button? Oh well, better just order a tab."
Me: In a world full of sins, heaven can still be found!
Evil me: Welcome in the place called hell with youre guest: ME!
crazy me: Hi im Infenyte and start to kill for no reason! wanna be my friend?
sad me: when you say hello, you have to say goodbye sometime.
got many personaltys but only one is in charge (each day)
"If spiderman can do whatever a spider can, does that mean he has trouble getting out the bath?"
"when i rule the world, your death shal be quick and painless" :twisted:
"Double my pleasure, double your pain"
"with $10000 with can be million airs" :lol:
"You know what's funny? Your going to die, and there's nothing you can do"*smirks* :shock:
In Gamestop w/ my (ex)gf, playing DS: "TOUCHING IS GOOOOD"
Response to any "why" question: "Because you touch yourself at night"
Response to people who say "I can't": "Well, not with THAT attitude!"
Random Quote: "HULK SMASH GOOD! BUT ME HAVE GOOD NEWS- HULK SAVE MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE SWITCHING TO GEICO!"
"we have all got dumber after hearing you speak" :lol:
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. "
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
even though it was said so many years ago.. sadly it's still right :?
"Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not."
Epicurus Greek philosopher (341 BC - 270 BC)
gotta love dead people that talk about death
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for."
Epicurus Greek philosopher (341 BC - 270 BC)
that's so true.. for example i hope he will die, oops he already did now if i could just get rid of ... no! i shouldn't spoil what i already have -.-
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
Woody Allen
or worse what if only blaze exists? :^^:
woody allen is so funny at times
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen
damn it's so true.. take that your freaking vegi eating sports doing healthy living freaks
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Woody Allen
yeah... but that was before they knew you'll be successful, if they knew they would have waited until you get famous and kidnap you themselves for your money
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
Woody Allen
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
ok enuf woody allen stuff for now :^^:
here are my few-(general)
QuoteBehind every passing man there's a woman, and also behind a failure of a man.
And some more-(doctors)
An apple a day keeps the doc away if you aim well.
Nothing keeps a nurse awy.
An onion keeps everyone away.
FEW more- (bad boys)
HOLY BULL MY DOGS ON FIRE!
LEAVE MY KAT ALONE YOU FREAK!
AHHHH! MONSTER IN MY BEDROOM! oh, it's you sis.
wise men say-
Boxer who chews foot gets sock in mouth!
Things Confucious Should Have Said:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy.
Baseball lies. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Eat well, exercise often, die anyway.
"Confidence can overcome fear, but overconfidence can overcome the truth."
In other words, if your afraid your confidence may overcome you to go against that fear. If your over confident,then that can overcome the truth of yoru real confidence.
Real Famous Last Words:
"THIS IS ABSURD! THIS IS ABSURD!" Sigmund Freud
"Hey, wait a minute..." Pope Alexander VI
Not that I wanna come across as advertising, but if you look at the title bar when you view different pages at my site there's different quotes listed in there.
You've all posted what I'd post, so that's all I really have.
This one would never fit on anybody's titlebar:
"The body is but a vessel for the soul. A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, For it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust whence it came. Therefore must the soul Deceive, despise, and murder men." - A.J. Durai
my Crazy mind thought of this:
Is that a car hanging above you on a rope and is this a knife i hold in my hands to cut the rope? Give me the right answer!
My Sad mind thought of this:
When friendship will fall,War will rise!
My Evil mind thought of this:
After i cut youre entire body open im gonna make a leather jacket of it and sell that to your friend for 10$
What do you ask? Am i weird?...maybe just a little...
well i can think of one word to describe you but it's not weird/crazy or anything that will make you happy -.-
blue, those woody allen jokes were hilarious XD
"In a world full of Cheerios, be the Froot Loop."
Quote
A criminal should wish before getting hanged as his last wish 'Can I Live?'
We wish you a merry Christmas.
BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET WISHED!
"HOLY HELL"
"WHAT YOU JUST SAID MAY NEVER HAPPEN IN YEARS!
AND NOW THE WWF CHAMPION: JOHN CENA VURSING BATISTA!
So?
The best Job:- GARBAGE COLLECTION!
ALL YOU CAN EAT!
wow that was lame.
QuoteBessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk! "
Winston Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
well there you have it.. that what happens when politicians tell the truth
I like how some are funny and some are insanly morbid. It's like watching Anchorman, only to watch Baxter die right in the middle of it.
ehem...my quote....*drumrole*
"i...i...i...i like swords"
coolguyuno1's famous quote "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win youre still retarded"
Qoute by the non-famous.........................me
Quote
Laughter is the best medicine, but it can't cure cough and cold.
running away from stupid ppl is insanity, helpful insanity.
Dreams never die.
Dreams come true, all you have to do is what you think is right.
When you can't think of anything..sleep.
Just because you don't have, doesn't mean you won't
Dr. Swordopolis likes swords!
BlueXx can't go a day without giving negative answers to a guy
my FAVORITE of all time
"Your mom!" That's like my reply to everything.
Good reason to date a fat chick- "They're TONS of fun!"
kinda corny, my step-dad said it...
Lead Architect of my new school- "No, we can't put autimated defence turrets there!"
hehe,turrets :twisted: BWAHAHAHA! *coughs* hmmmmmm i mean funny :wink:
Quotemy FAVORITE of all time
"Your mom!" That's like my reply to everything.
An alternative to that can be my favorite, "Your Face!"
ok.. you want to make quote on your own and actually call it a quote? here is one made by me:
"when anyone say "your mom, your face, your omgpwnagewhatevalololololiownyoumeare1337" an angel lose it's wings"
and here is another one:
"it takes a moron to try and be like someone else, it takes a bigger moron not to see another is doing that"
:twisted:
QuoteDon't Ask, Just Understand.
QuoteA friend is an angel who helps you fly, when your wings your wings seem to have forgot.
QuoteThe sword is always sharper in your foe's hand.
QuoteFortune Cookie: Kiss the person next to you...
It was my dad...
Quote"In the stock market you must buy high, and sell low... wait that's not right" ~ Buddboy
Quote"I hat typos" ~ Gamer4Christ
Quote"Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates
Quote"One World. One Web. One Program." -Microsoft promotional advertisement
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!" -Adolf Hitler
Quote``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2
There we go... there is my submission. Enjoy ;)
Quote from: NightwolfQoute by the non-famous.........................me
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Dr. Swordopolis likes swords!
nah you think? i mean that must be real hard to come up with....seriously dude where you ever hear that?
okay nuther one oh my quotes
QuoteShutup...
Quote from: LordsGamer
The sword is always sharper in your foe's hand.
touche!
Message to the owner of the black cobra on the parkinglot: youre car is on fire :lol:
yay! infenyte said something that made me laugh!
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This is a few quotes from some of my favorite comedians
QuoteLay off, i'm fricken starving here.
Chris Farley :^^: :( He passed away
QuoteNo,you better fix that wall before my dad come's home.
Dane Cook, a joke about Kool-Aid:?
QuoteWhere'd you get the pink fifties grandma? You cheating wh*re!
Another Dane Cook joke about playing Monopoly.
nuther quote by me
Quote from: swordopolisyou know a guys retarded when he makes a typo in 1337
hehe! that was pretty funny Sword
1 /-\l\/l 73h 1337357
believe it or not i typed that in 5 sec Im so fluent and since i say that alot i guess its a quote...Obey me! omg i say that alot too
thnx kune-tear here to spread the joy
"Live in your world. G3T PWN3D IN MIN3"
you got that from Jinx
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Well not all of them are quotes, but I still think they're funny. (No I didn't make them)
Quote from: SomeoneWhy the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with ead-colds off those forklifts)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
lol some of those are awsomeness
i liked "Product will be hot after heating."
and "Not to be used for the other use."
damn i am glad they put that one on or i would have ended up like those people from the last quote
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." XD
"OMGZORZ!!1"-CS:S noob
"im_using_underscore_for_no_reason" -TheBodge
Zxmelee,_why_not_start_a_fan_club?
The_fan_club_has_started!
oh my god (omg)
oh my fucking god (omfg)
z'oh my fucking god (zomfg)
(just incase blaze read this thought i would make it simple)
Oh well, I couldn't top that.
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
y u use my underscore habit =(
It's only for important stuff, like the MSN <smo> smiley.
BEST_SMILEY_EVER.
[edit] "Y U".
The OMG/ZOMG/WTF thing is mostly Dwarra's thing.
"I thought the cop was a prostitute"
Ive got 2:
"Never say goodbye when you still want to try - never give up when you still feel you can take it - never say you don't love that person anymore when you can't let go."
"If I had the letters 'HRT' and I could add 'EA' and get 'HEART' or add 'U' and get 'HURT', I'd rather have 'U' and get 'HURT' than have a 'HEART' without 'U'. "
Ahh...this doesn't get said much "Holy Crap Paladin!" -Zxmelee