Coca_Cola
Quote from: Propaganda
Propaganda from the Coke monger has been ever horrible, listed below are some of the slogans used by the gangs that distribute Coke
1928 - Coke... pure and full of natural flavors
1935 - Coke ... the pause that brings friends together.
1953 - Midsummer magic.
1971 - I'd like to sell the world some Coke
2006 - The Coke Side of Life
Coca Cola - The black liquid acid that kills all your human emotions (but gives you a few new ones instead!) as soon as you drink it, is more popular than God himself. Everyone, even Sonic the Hedgehog drinks Coca Cola. God is also a well known Coca Cola drinker and has been so for some time. Even though it is said to contain up to 90% cocaine in many countries most people forget this to get on with their Coca Cola-drinking lives. Many girls drink Coke to give them more frills. We interviewed Anne Robinson to ask her opinion: "Coke is miles better than sex, I drink it when ever I get a wet..." After this our reporter threw up and ran away screaming. That's the basic about this addicting species of drink.
And kids - Stay in School - Stay away from Coke.
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~ Gwen Stefani on Shit and spelling
Try this:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft
or
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