Worst movie you've ever seen

Tell us, with as many reasons why, what the worst movie/movies you've ever seen was/were. I'll tell mine, but right now I've gotta go to class.  :-(

Thats easy. About a week ago I watched Bloodrayne. I wish I hadn't. The acting was terrible, the pacing was terrible, the action was terrible, the dialouge was terrible. I try to look on the good side, but it was hard to find things about it that were actually good. The costume design was pretty good, but there were some sort of time period inconsistancies that bothered me. The environments were also pretty nice. Good lighting and such. Sadly, everything else was just plain aweful. I really had to force myself to sit through the whole thing.

Some one's going to say it eventualyl so I will. Star Wars EP.1.... I hated it. I really hated it.

 :mrgreen: ~ Shaft says, Jar Jar is one punk *ss jive turkey motha sucka!

In elemtary school, grades 4-6 were forced to watch a movie that seemed to be about 2 hours long. Felt like it, anyway. I was in 6th grade, and, hated everything. At the end, there was the loudest clapter(is that a word?) I have ever heard. They were so gald it was over. It went on and on.
It was one of those gay movies about horses that leave with a lesbian crying about it at the end
"go on, get going! Waah! WhAAAH! I hate my own movie it is so gay!"
If anyone in the world liked that movie(director?), I will personally kill him/her.

the worst movie i would have to say is school house rock it repeats over and over and over and over again about something i dont even care about exsample: 3*3=9  9/3=3 threes a majic number omg it drives me crasy makes me want to slap the guy that made millions of a movie that just repeats it self.

(i hate school house rock)<<<i will always put (some text) there just incase u cant understand what my entire post is about.

She's the Man, I really hate being out voted by girls...

I saw the re-make of Peter Pan. That really did suck pouting anus :|

The voices were overly english, half of the actors looked like they'd rather be somewhere else. The "special effects" were dismal and they sucessfully mangled the original story.

I would have to say mine is probably "Chocolat" >< I hate it when you're forced to watch chick flicks like that. The only good part about is Johnny Depp is in it. (He was born in my hometown, I have to like him, it's a rule or something).

The worst movie i have ever seen is...

Beauty and the Beast  :mrgreen:

My sister used to like watch it every single day.
It used to be good but now i hate it sooo much  :|

I also hate Titanic. But not as much As I hate Star Wars EP.1......
I also hate the movie Speed, because Keanu Reeves is a weirdo.
I also hate Ninja Turtles 3 because Master Shreddar wasn't in it.

:mrgreen: Shaft hangs out with Master Shreddar, and we get all the ladies. Word!

Batman Returns..."Oh no, penguins (yes penguins as in the little flightless birds) are attacking the city!  Looks like I've got to drive my badmobile out there and emit a high-pitched sound to make them go away.  Hurray, it worked!"

Note that I am, in fact, a fan of Batman.  I just think that Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin were among the worst movies ever made.  I'll also include Terminator 3 because it was such a disappointment.

Worst movie was e=mc²
EEE I HATE IT!

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet:
Brokeback Mountain!
Haven't seen it, but I'm already 100% sure its horrible.
An R-rated movie about gay guys??!?!?! What the fadge?!

Control. Terrible acting. Pointless.

The worst movie I've ever seen was soo bad that it doesn't deserve to be remembered, which is why I have forgotten the name.
All I can hope is to never to see it again. I also hope that you won't have the misfortune of watching it.

Just tell us what it is.  :mrgreen:

lol necro...phelia.

I could not frickin' STAND AVP! ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR DOES NOT MEET EXPECTATIONS! GRADE F FOR FUCKING RETARDED! FAIL! EL FAIL DE GRANDE! :KJJLCTODYTOV:HVTCLVTXDUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WUAAARRGH!!!

Meh thought of another crapsterpeice. Blaire witch project.

There is one movie called, well actually there are many movies here with silly unknown actors like urm Darna Mana Hai maybe, such movies stink

I have to say the worst movie ever was Hellboy...
It got all hyped up to be Awesome Action Movie.
Then turned into a Love Chick flick type.
I literally fell asleep was a waste of money!

Was it as bad as blair witch project? I wanted my money back after that thing.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse <--PIECE OF SHIT!

Mississippi burnig was shit, along with to kill a mocking bird.

I hated Napolean Dynamite. There's no plot whatsoever. The acting was...well... crap.
The biggest waste of time I've ever seen.

Chick Flick Films = FTMFL (For the mother fucking lose!) Wahh.. Legally blonde 2? I was made to watch that with my little sister... -shudder- OR!

THE WORST ONE YET!!

13 going on 30! -cry-

Kill them all

there are alot of bad movies

I hated Napolean Dynamite. There's no plot whatsoever. The acting was...well... crap.
The biggest waste of time I've ever seen.

but isn't that what they were trying to accomplish?

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I hated Napolean Dynamite. There's no plot whatsoever. The acting was...well... crap.
The biggest waste of time I've ever seen.

I agree... 100%... waste of time.

Napoleon Dynamite was good. It set the road for nerd to follow. . . and end up doing nothing with their life.

I have to say the worst movie ever was Hellboy...
It got all hyped up to be Awesome Action Movie.
Then turned into a Love Chick flick type.
I literally fell asleep was a waste of money!

What was ESPECIALLY annoying was the end, where the skinny white guy started narrating.

I like that guy with the sand organs though.

6th sense.

Why hasn't any one else mentioned Blair Witch Project?

Because that just goes without saying.

Good point.

Pokémon 1.

Dumb movie.

EVERY poke'mon movie.

EVERY poke'mon movie.

i still got free cards with ticket purchase!

That's not something to brag about.

That's not something to brag about.

if this was like 5 years ago, hell that would be something to brag about =]

Nouman, I'm 23. Don't you think i'd still say thats nothing to brag about when I was 18?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm 21, so that would make me 16, and that's still nothing to brag about.

lol, my bad i realized im not the same age as your guys im 15 and even then i think i quit pokemon at 8. 

Also, fried pikachus taste like chicken.

EVERY poke'mon movie.

I believe you even though I can't tell, because I only watched the first one and swore to myself I will never watch another one again.

Also, fried pikachus taste like chicken.

Just lol! I thought they would taste like rat because Pikashit is an electro-rat.

Doom. Absolutely the most unberably pointles turd ever played in a theatre.

Doom. Absolutely the most unberably pointles turd ever played in a theatre.

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Ha, my dad's gona rent that tonight......

I'd rather watch Doom than Drumline.

I'd rather watch Doom than Drumline.

O wow. I had to watch that move 3 times in VIdeo 1A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a steaming pile of monkey turds. No where near being correct, has rap, and the "drummers" are not really playing what's being played. 

Selena was an awful movie. I remember having to watch it in music class in sixth grade. I don't know how I passed that class.

Oh, wait, I didn't.

Triple X: State of the Union

Triple X: State of the Union

I laughed during that movie! =]

the remake of planet of the apes.. the original was way better.

I dont watch bad movies.

Maybe the worst was the pokemon movies.

meh.

WORST MOVIE EVER. I just remembered it... a really STUPID movie called 'West Side Story' or something that they made us watch like 50 GAJILLION times in music class that NOBODY liked and kept complaining about. It was annoying, the singing sucked... and WORST OF ALL... after my sisters watched it, they tried to make me sing 'I feel Pretty' with them... it was 'Anger Management' all over again...

 

West Side Story is a classic.

What the fuck? How can you not like West Side Story?

dude.

W.T.F.

thats a classic.

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

ok, so i dont know all the words...

*shrug*

And saying that the singing sucked just proves you have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sure watching it "50 gazillion times" would make you sick of it, but that doesn't make it the worst movie ever. That wouldn't even make it a bad movie. And of course no one liked the music class, anyone who doesn't want to learn music hates music classes, that's the way it goes. 

:mrgreen: Shaft hangs out with Master Shreddar, and we get all the ladies. Word!

I also hate Ninja Turtles 3 because Master Shreddar wasn't in it.

lol you mean Master Splinter? Shredder is the bad guy.

Worst movie? I would say West Side Story. Why?
1. I hate musicals
2. Bad acting
3. Bad music
4. I had to sit through a total of 8 hours because I had to watch it 4 times in my entire high school life (I'm a Junior)

:mrgreen: Shaft hangs out with Master Shreddar, and we get all the ladies. Word!

I also hate Ninja Turtles 3 because Master Shreddar wasn't in it.

lol you mean Master Splinter? Shredder is the bad guy.

Worst movie? I would say West Side Story. Why?
1. I hate musicals
2. Bad acting
3. Bad music
4. I had to sit through a total of 8 hours because I had to watch it 4 times in my entire high school life (I'm a Junior)

No, I meant Shreddar because he kicks total ass and should of been eating turtle soup by the end of the first movie.

i reccon the mumpets night before X-mas, i was 5 and i had it n tape, i watched it recently and it SUXS MEGA PHALLUS

The muppets movies are the best...
Especially the night b4 Xmas..
how can you not like that classic!

Because apparently some people here don't like good movies. What's with kids these days?

Definetly superman definetly

Superman in general is horrible.

mupets rules teh world !!!!111

i watched that highschool musical,  god i wish i hadn't

i watched that highschool musical,  god i wish i hadn't

that movie was a waste of my life

it was a waste of my life and a waste of my precious milkshakes

The worst movie is easily "BloodRayne" The move was poor in quality and had a trrible dialog, a complete waste of time and food if you ask me.

Anybody see Triple X: State of the Union? Horrendous. Reasons why...

1. Poor choice of actors. Then again, a movie with a plot as shitty as this, what great actor would WANT to be in it?

2. The plot was basically where they replaced the main guy from the first movie with a black guy and he's apparently a don't follow all the rules guy. The plot seemed to revolve more around him being black than it did about saving the White House. To do this, he hires a bunch of black thugs (not trying to be racist, they all simply were just black for whatever reason) to save the White House. Surprisingly, they were successful.

3. Horrible Dialogue. I can't remember the quotes verbatim, but they go something like this...

Quote #1, from main character (the black guy)- So, you wanna do more...damage to the backseat?
The main guy asks the chick to pork it in the car onscreen, the car has many bells and whistles.

Quote #2, also from black guy- I was born looking guilty.
This was probably the most retarded quote of the WHOLE MOVIE, if you can watch it for that long. He says he was born guilty because he is black and that causes problems.(more plot nonsense lol).

4. Impossible things you can't do in real life. Near the end of the movie, he goes 160 miles an hour while multi-tracking, cause we haven't seen a badass thing like that before. 160 mph while fucking multi-tracking, with no goddamn wheels?! What the fuck!

There is probably more, but I'm not going to waste my breath on a horrific movie like this one. DAMN, it SUCKED!

If you don't believe me, go check its rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Edit: Or something.

You know what movie was awesome?

HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the part in highlander when the guy in the ally shoot that big guy.


the worse movie ever was the planet of the apes remake!

I thought the remake of planet of the apes goes with out saying?

The worst movie i have ever seen was some low budget piece of crap called the "Electric Monster" or something like that. It was so bad that during the movie i was wishing that i would implode, exploding is so overrated many people have exploded, but few have imploded.

Anything with James Bond.

Anything without Brandon Irons.

There, better.

Dracula II sucked...

Anything that's Negative to Vampires is bad in my books...

Brahm Stokers Dracula ( Movie ) would have been so much sweeter if he killed that bitch he was in love with ( forget her name, she likes to shoplift... ) and got away after he destroyed those hunters...

BLOOD OMEN!!!!

I knew you'd say that here.

I hate Harry Potter....

They cut too much stuff....

Also Eragon...
Or any movie coming from a Book....

(LotR was Regular....)

The Grimm

It was so s**t it was incredible. Cheesy graphics/Acting/Props etc etc etc...

Alright, I'm adding V for Vendetta.

The black hole !!!

that movie sucked like hell !

at the end they shut down all the power in the city and everyone is evacuated  BUT

The lights and the cars are on and driving...
 >.> that's stupid..

All the pokemon movies after the first one

ya i saw blood and chocolate on opening day

point is- dont go see it

Jason X well goes without saying.
Blues Brothers 2000 (Original was sooo amazing the only good thing to come out of this was the world record for car pile up)
I didn't mind the pokemon movies except in the first where one they called a pidgeot a pidgeoto (yep i still play the games)
The yu-gi-oh movie hated it but got good cards.
(up until like the summer still played with yu-gi-oh cards(again nerdy but meh ive one a total of 200 quid through tournaments))
and mainy other horrible sequels.
oh the street fighter movie the live action one. the anime kicked ass(all 3).
(Im 16 btw)

2 worst movies I've seen

Walkabout- 2 kids get lost in the Australian outback when there dad brings them out for a picnic, and trys to kill them.  A native boy helps them survive, but then hangs himself.

The Secret of Roan Inish - A woman grieves for a boy lost at see.  Thankfully, he is raised by seals, and sails the ocean blue in a basket!!

Just remembered. The Bicycle Theif..... The name is very self explanitory. The movie was all sorts of dumb.

WATERWORLD!!1

I hope some lame director doesnt mix The Bicycle Thir and Waterworld.... That would be a travesty.

Oh my god can I possibly tell which out of these movies is the worst...no...wait...I can!

"See no Evil". I have never ever saw movie that was in theater and was this horrible. This deserves about 64 oscars for the title "Worst movie in movie industry ever".

Oh, yeah, the runner up is Blade serial. Specially 2.

The lights and the cars are on and driving // That's stupid

Car lights and a car itself has nothing to do with city power.

I remember in grade 3 I went with my grade to go watch a movie about a horse having a baby!! It was disgusting you actually saw the horse  have a baby.

I remember in grade 3 I went with my grade to go watch a movie about a horse having a baby!! It was disgusting you actually saw the horse  have a baby.

...what were you DOING at such a movie?! Even if I were in 3rd grade I wouldn't be watching some movie about a horse!

Anyway, worst movies are the Harry Potter series, Grudge 2 (lame on ALL levels), any kiddie fantasy  movie nowadays, and porns.
Not that people watch them for entertainment...

Hands down, the worst movie ever made is:
Plan 9 from Outer Space... but so bad it's fun to watch!

Movies I wish I had never seen:

Highlander 2... the first film was excellent and mystical, about immortals walking the earth, living many lives, etc... but when the second film started, they said, "oh, well... we're not actually IMMORTALS, we're ALIENS, and we've not been around 'since the dawn of time' but only 500 years."  What a horrible waste.

DOOM... I like a good action flick just as well as the next guy, but this just didn't get there for me.  When the Rock started contradicting himself in the span of 5 minutes, I couldn't take it.  First he was yelling at everyone that NOTHING gets through the gate.. at all costs, we must protect the earth from this virus or whatever it is!  Then, a moment later, he's saying, "Our job is to get this data and samples back to earth for study, at all costs!"  If you're going to protect the earth, don't take the virus through the gate WITH you, Tard... Which is it going to be? Make up your mind, muscle-head.

Lion King.
It was all happy, and I was angry.
Then it turned all angry, then I go happier.
Then it had a happy ending.

What the fuck!?

Fucking Disney.

Well boring documentaries would be considered movies so their can be unlimited boring movies for me. Not saying all documentaries are boring tho.