Story RPG

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you are bored to death

next

You find a naked girl in an alley way, do you -

A.) Take her to a hotel...
B.) Help her out.
C.) Take a picture, it lasts longer.
D.) Ignore her.

b) Help her out.

I might get some "Thank you" sex afterwards. And later again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And then I just quit the relationship, because I think we don't talk enough with each other.

You're standing in front of a huge boss and have only 1 HP left and the only X-Potion you have just fell down and broke. What do you do?

a) Pee in your pants
b) Attack him
c) Lick up what's left from the potion

c) Lick up what's left from the potion

But it's a dud and it goes through your system so quickly you end up doing A.

Having no other alternative, you b) by a)'ing again and then you c), so as to prepare for your next attack.

You took too long to choose! The fiend has attacked! You perish!

But you had a fairy in a bottle so now you live.

Ifrit joins you in battle.

But you still lose.

Game Over!
a) Load Game
b) New Game

B)

Enter your name

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I heh'd.

Welcome to "The World" - I heh'd

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ERROR :  Proccess Failed

restarting.......

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Enter your name: H

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{Verse plays in the Background}

The strangest thing you've ever seen,
Is fifty-seven wacky birds in a tree,
Of most of them I'm sure you've heard,
Except the Bended Legged Bubble Brained Booby Bird.

You wake up, after having heard a strange song in a dream. You notice a sign next to your bed, "H's Room." You then realize you're late for school! Better get to it then!

Analog Stick to move
A to jump
B to attack
X to open menu
Y to cast spell

"How the hell do I continue the topic from here..?" H says aloud.

You mother call you -
"H! Better hurry up, you girlfriend's been waiting by the docks for hours."

You must have forgotten your controls, silly! Here they are again:

Q, to move

(A) to jump

(B) to perform action

(X) to open menu

(Y) to use magic

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Q, to the door
(B) to open door
Q, outside.

Q to school
you then (B) open the door and Q to your class room
you are about to have a test so (X) then go to Save Game and pick slot 2

You now get ready for your Math For Retards test. Here are the questions as follows:

1. 2 + 2 = ?

X - 4
A - 6
B - 3

2. 1 + 4 = ?

X - 8
A - 4
B - None of the above

3. 2 + 1 = ?

X - 5
A - 3
B - 7

Bonus: 7 + 5 = ?

X - 54
A - 12
B - 920

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