Story RPG

Rules:I'll start of with a story and you add on to it in one post. When a story is done, someone else starts a new one (not in same post as the story the finsh).

Lemme start!


I'm walking down the sidewalk when suddely...

...a man with a goatface jumps out of the alley. He says...

...all your base are belong to us! Then a...

..gigantic dragon flies in from the sky! What do you do? Do you:

(a) Go to the store and buy a sword?
(b) Try to reason with the dragon?
(c) run around crying in panic, realizing you're gonna die?

You pick (A) -

Dragon Waits...

He flies down, ready to battle you. Time to fight! He swoops down to attack you with his claw. Your move?

(a) Stab upward with your sword?
(b) Dodge the claw and keep fighting?
(c) Curl up and hope you don't get hit?

you choose b

But actually end up carrying out C! He becomes disgusted and flies away to eat someone less cowardly.

i knew youd say that

NEW SENTNCE ps(the line aboves not in the story for those of you who keep suspecting)

One day a little boy called Istanbul Constantinople

ps(both capitals of Byzantine)

died because his name was an embarrassment to society. Next story.

A large blob stands in your way, not wanting to cause anyone much harm. Nonetheless, it won't move, and it IS in your way...

What do you do?

(A) Poke it until it moves because it's annoyed
(B) Spit on it to show your extreme distaste for path blocking jellies
(C) Swim through to the other side
(D) Eat the blob
(E) Some action of your own devising

you choose D

And become massively ill! Now, an enormous river of VOMIT has replaced the blob! WHAT SHALL YE DO...ETH?!

(A) Eat it again.
(B) Swim across, you sick fuck you...
(C) Get a "vomit proof" boat and hope you weren't ripped off.
(D) Poke at it, hoping that it'll take care of itself eventually.
(E) ...Yeah, you come up with something.

You (a) eat it again, gaining you 10 HP. Walking along the path, you spot a spider. What do you do?

(a) Eat spider.
(b) Take off your clothes and dance naked for it.
(c) Do nothing.

(b), NAKED FTW!

The spider has a heart attack because you are to sexy for your shirt, let alone anyone else's.

Where do you go from here?!

The Kwik-E-Mart. Apu says "Hello, Mishtur. How can I hep joo?"

(a) Buy a candy.
(b) Buy a penis pump.
(c) Buy Drew Carey.

(C), you buy Drew Carey, a tasty (albeit quite fattening) snack, and devour him quickly.

You gain 500hp but lose all your agility and dexterity.

a) stick your finger down your throat and pike out Drew Carey.
b) live your life as a ball of fat that can't move.
c) get a job at the Kwik-E-Mart.

b. You eventually die from not being able to eat, though your size allows you to last for five years.

Next.

Your trapped in your closet forever. You can:

(a) Eat clothes
(b) Pick your nose
(c) Dance
(d) Eat pie
(e) Knock crazily on the door like an idiot for someone to open the door
(f)  Sing a song
(g) Eat your legs and arms
(h) Bang your head on teh wall
(i)  Chew gum thats been stuck on the wall for years

i

you blow a big bubble and the closet door is pushed open

You then get killed by your parents for eating already-chewed gum. Next.

Your stuck as a lego person. What do you do?

(a) Build a house
(b) Build a car
(c)  Build a city
(d) All of the above

e) tear yourself lego limb from lego limb

Next

-_-

-_-
-_-
-_-

you are bored to death

next

You find a naked girl in an alley way, do you -

A.) Take her to a hotel...
B.) Help her out.
C.) Take a picture, it lasts longer.
D.) Ignore her.

b) Help her out.

I might get some "Thank you" sex afterwards. And later again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And then I just quit the relationship, because I think we don't talk enough with each other.

You're standing in front of a huge boss and have only 1 HP left and the only X-Potion you have just fell down and broke. What do you do?

a) Pee in your pants
b) Attack him
c) Lick up what's left from the potion

c) Lick up what's left from the potion

But it's a dud and it goes through your system so quickly you end up doing A.

Having no other alternative, you b) by a)'ing again and then you c), so as to prepare for your next attack.

You took too long to choose! The fiend has attacked! You perish!

But you had a fairy in a bottle so now you live.

Ifrit joins you in battle.

But you still lose.

Game Over!
a) Load Game
b) New Game

B)

Enter your name

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I heh'd.

Welcome to "The World" - I heh'd

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ERROR :  Proccess Failed

restarting.......

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{Verse plays in the Background}

The strangest thing you've ever seen,
Is fifty-seven wacky birds in a tree,
Of most of them I'm sure you've heard,
Except the Bended Legged Bubble Brained Booby Bird.

You wake up, after having heard a strange song in a dream. You notice a sign next to your bed, "H's Room." You then realize you're late for school! Better get to it then!

Analog Stick to move
A to jump
B to attack
X to open menu
Y to cast spell

"How the hell do I continue the topic from here..?" H says aloud.

You mother call you -
"H! Better hurry up, you girlfriend's been waiting by the docks for hours."

You must have forgotten your controls, silly! Here they are again:

Q, to move

(A) to jump

(B) to perform action

(X) to open menu

(Y) to use magic

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Q, to the door
(B) to open door
Q, outside.

Q to school
you then (B) open the door and Q to your class room
you are about to have a test so (X) then go to Save Game and pick slot 2

You now get ready for your Math For Retards test. Here are the questions as follows:

1. 2 + 2 = ?

X - 4
A - 6
B - 3

2. 1 + 4 = ?

X - 8
A - 4
B - None of the above

3. 2 + 1 = ?

X - 5
A - 3
B - 7

Bonus: 7 + 5 = ?

X - 54
A - 12
B - 920

XBAA

You got a 100%! You lose!

New game.

Enter your name

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NAME = STOP THAT SHIT

You wake up, after having heard a strange song in a dream. You notice a sign next to your bed, "STOP THAT SHIT's Room." You then realize you're late for school! Better get to it then!

Analog Stick to move
A to jump
B to attack
X to open menu
Y to cast spell

Q, to the door, but you fall through the floor into a den of angry cannibals, who then devour you.

Try again (B)
Play Mario instead (A)

(A)

All Stars or World?

(A) A.S.
(B) World
(HX) Play a hack

(Arrowone)

(B)

You meet a Koopa. What will you do.

A) Jump on him
B) Shoot him.
C) Give him 10000000000000000000000 Coins.

You choose  .

A)

You Jump on him and he dies. Now you get to the boss, Iggy. What shall he do?

A) Jump on him.
B) Crack his head.
C) Use  on him.

You choose 

no I don't choose so stop saying I do

I choose D) tell Fu Iggy is a goth chick

It's suppose to say: you control Mario's way.

Anyways you tell him he is a goth chick. He gets angry and crack your head. but you still live. you crack his head and dies. Now You get to Morgan. what will you do?

A) Jump on him
B) Fart on him
C) Kill ihm using a plasma Gun

And no other opitions.

C)

You use a plasma gun. half of his body flies off. you use it again. he dies. but somehow you fall in lava. But Yoshi saves you. you reach Lenny, What shall you do?

A) Jump on him.
B) Throw fireballs at him.
C) Do nothing.

C)
he kills you

New Game?

Enter your name using the following keyboard keys:

[Q][R][N]

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Enter your name using the following keyboard keys:

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Name = NO

Oh damn. I forgot about the BBcode!

Enter your name

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Enter your name      Merffas_____

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Choose class

A.) Load Level 30 tiem mage
B.)Fighter
C.) Time mage
D.) Noob
E.)Ninja

D)

You just got flamed by the most pro of pros on a game, you

A.) Call him a Faggot
B.) 101 ur m0m dud
C.) Use logic
D.) reach thru the internet and shoot him

A

He calls you teh greatest noob on earth.

then, you get banned from all online games and all forums on the planet.

The end

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay

E.) Sue you for picking on me when I did nothing to make you be mean.

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay

E.) Sue your for picking on commondragon as well as not making at least a slightly dirrfent post

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay
E) be a flaming homosexual

NEw game. Thingy please leave me alone.

You have just witnessed a blank screen. Then you realize, your in an RPG and a huge ass keyboard is behind you. You have a jetpack, a bag of chips, and soda. do you

A.) Enter name now
B.) Enter class now
C.) Enter race now
D.) Eat chips
E.) Drink soda
F.) Fly around on jatpack like a  ideot

F) for shits n'giggles

You fly around, smack the back of the giant keyboard/screen thing, and you land right were you were in front...of..it....

A.) Enter name now
B.) enter class now
C.) enter race now
D.) eat chips
E.) get sprayed in face with soda
F.) fly around some more

A) thingy
B) master of universe
C) binary

weel, you decide to screw around, but your jetpack runs out of fuel halfway, and then you are left with the following things

A.) Retardey
B.) F student
C.) pile o' poo

d) all of the above!


 :kefka:

no, thats
A.) your name
B.) yoru class
C.) your race

And now you enter the game, and a guy steps in you. You think that might be your left foot he's trailing into the ground.

wtf? he stepped IN me?? he is trailing my foot into the ground? this game has messed up graphics

New game

Your at a big screen, it's hufe, wth huge buttons. You got the jetpakc again but now you brough fuel. It has huge buttons.

You can
A.) enter name
B.) press buttons
C.) press a random big red button
D.) B & C
E.) fly around like an ideot
F.) drink your spare fuel

F) so I can pee funny colours

You drink the fuel, and then blast off. You hit the keyboard several times. Your are now this:

Zom zoogle ubergizer pie-face poo poo pants the incredibly retarded gnoll

wow I always wanted to be one of those

A) run around in circles
B) run around in circles around a fire
C) run around in your underwear
D) run around naked
[size=0pt]E) be a stupid dragon[/size]

A)
You hit a tree

A tree has hit you for 3042 points of damage.
You lose consciousness.
You are bleeding to death.
LOADING PLEASE WAIT

You appear at your bind point.

Attack nearest newb

Gaurds come to kill you

A) run away!!!!
B) fight them
C) make the guards follow you to people who have low faction with them and have the guards kill you then the other people

A)

You run like a girl and fall into a bed of spikes.

Next

Enter a name with teh following letters in no particular order, however all names have a prefix.

P

Name: _oo_

poop

next game

eneter a name with the following letters: F G A

_ _ _

The only combonations of ltters allow is first, last, middle.

Begin:
A) FAG
B) FAG
C) FAG

you just called yourself a fag 3 times congratulations

Game Over

Next Game

you get a blank screen.

A) move
B) sit still
C) get hungry sitting still
D) go to the bathroom

D)

You leave AN ENORMOUS MUD MONKEY in your turlet. IT IS CLOGGED.

What do you do?

A) Try to pick it out.
B) Try and force it through.
C) Leave it.
D) Cry about it.

C) and walk on..and on..and on ....

you leave the turlet clogged and super bacteria begin to form in it which threaten to destroy all life.

Your playing Maplestory and a noob comes along and says, "HOW I PLAY LYKE AWESOME PWNISH LIKE YOU?" And you tell him to leave, so he hacks you and steals your clothes. Then he says "HA HA! N00B!!! ^.^"

What do you do?

A) Report him
B) Kick his ass in a battle
C) Make him cry my saying his mom is fat

B) then C) then A)

What would you do if Gir was your pet?

A) Be his friend
B) Take him to Crazy Taco and get him a taco and you get a burito and some nachos
C) Get him a milkshake
D) Get him a new dog suit (new color)
E) All of the above 

B)

BUUUUURRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

However, before anyone can go anywhere, the TROJAN MAN jumps out of the bushes, trying to trap you in a giant condom?

Do you,

A)Not really care. The size of your shwantz is bigger than the damned condom anyways.
B)Fight that protective bastard!
C)Pull out your trusty Ocarina and play Saria's Song. Ya know, just for shits and giggles
D)Make things up as you go along.

See, now aren't you all glad I made up the multiple-choice idea?

D, when ur out a gorilla runs up to u and eats u xD

New game.

There are 2 spears. One light and one dark. Which one you choose?

A) Light Spear
B) Dark Spear
C) None
D) The Super Uzi

D), of course.

You pick up the Super Uzi on the floor. Ten Behemoths appear form all over the side. What shall you do?

A) Kill them
B) Fall of the sides
C) Kill yourself and coem back
D) Do the robot

D), of course.

You do the robot. The Behemoths come after you. Out of nowhere, Ten spears strikes those Behemoths. Then you are teleported back to your hometown. Then Zombies appear. Will you...

A) Kill them with your Super Uzi
B) Summon Birds to attack your enemies
C) Summon Meteors to kill them
D) Change into Darth Vader

Guess.

D then.

You change into Darth Vader with a real lightsaber. You go slashing them. Luke comes and challenges you. You defeat him. You changed back to your normal self. Then some dude in a cloak wants to fight you. you do what?

A) Use the Super Uzi
B) Kick him hard in the legs
C) Crack his head
D) Use Bruce Lee's skills to defeat him

c) Crack his head.

Many people seeing this assume you a murderer. You will get into jail. What will you do?

a) Give up, justice must be executed.
b) Run away.
c) Kill them all. No witnesses means you won't get into jail.
d) Try to talk yourself out of this.

Well I am a pretty good speaker...

...When people listen ANYHOW, you manage to talk them into a drinking contest. If you win, you get off scot free.

You lose.

A) Run run run, as fast as you can, they can't catch you- you're a ginger bread man.
B) Shout "TWO OUTTA THREE!" in a very rude fashion.
C) Shout a number of excessively derogatory insults about farm animals.

C)

2, 4, 6, 8! Where is the pie you ate?!

On the floor. You eat it, contract AIDs, and die. New story.

Your hanging from a cliff, what you do foo?

A) Fall
B) Call Blizzard (lol)
C) Play Checkers
D) Post on the forums

FALL, FALL, FALL, FALL, FALL!

You think fall, but you post on the forums. Next story 

You're walking down the street , then you see me run at you with a rapier in each hand screaming, "Beer, blood, booze and thunder!!!" What do you do?

A) Run
B) Get your ass kicked
C) Convince me to kill some other guy
D) Say that your a high level Warlock and it would be foolish to attack you.

C)

That the other guy is dead, what do you do?

Errrrrrrruhhhhhhhh.... D)

Okay, I believe you.... now what?

We travel in search of something to eat/maim.

Okay so we walk around and find Trogdor. What should we do?

A) Get Burninated
B) Make a dragon hyde rug.
C) Use your mysical Warlock abilities
D) Let me mosh pit Trogdor

MOSH AWAY!

you accidentally throw him into a lake. New story 

You see a Robed man. He gives you drugs. Will you take them?

A) Yes
B) No
C) Shoot him
D) Faint

B)

The Robed man leaves. A hour later he appears with 2 swords. What shall you do?

A) Run
B) Fight
C) Use Bruce Lee's Skills to beat him.
D) Summon Meteors

B)

Suddenly he just blows up (probably cuz he was on cocaine during the battle xD!) Next story!

Nikolai It was Arrowone's turn to go.

You go and fight him using a gun. He goes and slices your arms off and you regrow them back .(Don't ask.) So you shoot him in the chest and kill him. You now walk home but suddenly 10 police with guns out try to shoot you. What shall you do?

A) Run
B) Tell them it wasn't your fault
C) Hide

B. They believe that it was self defense and they drive off. Next!

A giant tomato rests before you. You walk up, and start trying to push it out of your way, when it speaks!

"Mmmf. I was sleeping! What is wrong with you? Haven't you ever heard the phrase, 'Let sleeping tomatos lie'?"

You shake your head.

"Pffff..."

You explain that you need to get by, and quickly.

"Well, I suppose I could let you through...on one condition. YOU woke me up, so YOU are going to sing me a lullaby! You can pick which one."

What will you sing?

A) Something quiet.
B) Something funny.
C) Something massively intelligent, and difficult to understand.
D) Something that soothes the heart.

B

You accidently sing something funny that offends the tomato, and it rages at you with anger, do you:
A) fight it
b) run
c) blend it into tomato juice and drink it.

B)

You try to run, but the tomato catches you with a root!

"You've got ONE MORE CHANCE, pal, or I'm gonna smack you around worse than that Italian who was here last week!"

What will you sing?

A) Something quiet.
B) Something funny.
C) Something massively intelligent, and difficult to understand.
D) Something that soothes the heart.

D) But then the Pumpkin gets mad. You run and he catches you. "THAT'S IT I'M KILLING YOU!" said the Pumpkin. And he kills you. New story.

You see a small harmless kitty stuck in a tree, so you:

A) rescue
B) call fire department
C)walk away

B

You rescue it, but as you take it out of the tree it transroms's into a Cat demon, so you quickly:

A) Fight
B) run
C) Cry
d) Summon your dog

D

He bites the hell out of it. and the kitty grows stronger! What do you do?

A) Eat it
B) Run and Scream
C) Point at it and laugh

B

The theme song from "Eek the Cat" begins to play, as the cat (aptly named Sharky) begins chasing after you, almost catching your heels!

but yo manage to get away while it gets a hairball in its mouth...so you

A) grab hose and wet it
B) jump in its mouth
c) run and hide

B

GAME OVER

You are vomiting after a long night partying and you see a sign that says "free Xbox 360!" What do you do?

A) Vomit more
B) Get another beer
E) Save a magical kingdom called LOKIOR and become the king of all the know world!

B

i already gots one

The beer talks to you

D) you shoot it
I) you drink it
a) you sell it as a talking beer

I) drink it, because I am the type to do that.

I'd sell it. Make somebody else's life hell.

...

Continue the story, please.

New sentance

OMFG its a l33t supa h4x0r

AGAIN I will have to post this:

lol on BF2 im ranked 2 in JapanA2 sever

continue the story!!

*sigh*

[BEGIN NEW STORY]

There was a woman named Gertrude, she loved to haxorz, one day she ...

...ate Tsuno.

She had indigestion, so she went to visit ...

the devils grandson's doctor

Which he morphed into a Big Demon

and said "this forum game sucks."

Then he began to cry Fu-Man's...

deadly friend who was already dead...

...because he killed himself after reading this piece of shit topic.

And then Bunktown207 brought it back because he is a post whore.

... and out of nowhere Pedo Bear appeared with a sack and asked ...

,"Where are my fuzzy slippers?"

... at wich the Mass-murdered answered here they are while handing him ...

when all of a sudden Moo joined Zypher in

...and Zypher does what he does best....

...and makes popcorn instead of doing...

His 4th ex wife...