What Made Man ? God, Evolution or Aliens...? (Or Add your own if you wish)

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.

ill link cause this is huge

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

i have been touched by his noodly appendages

http://www.venganza.org/

Go and look around for OOPARTS, they are objects that shouldn't be where they are, ie, a jet sculpture from Egypt, a battery from Baghdad thats thousands of years old, or a metal sphere that existed before the dinosaurs.  Strange stuff, look into crystal skulls found at Lubaantum too.

I can't explain the other OOPARTS, but the Baghdad Battery is out of the equation.
For some of you who don't know what a Baghdad Battery is, to put it simply is a clay pot filled with H2SO4 and alumunium or something which produce electricity.

Surprising? Not at all.

It only creates 2 Volts of electricity!

Another method could be frequencies... Like Radio Stations and such like the operate in different levels, may be there are beings as you mention around us right now, kind of like how we can see Bacteria but they can't see us.

It could be that like the Bacteria we have inside us we are just the Bacteria inside a larger creature...

Could be that our eyes just can't pick up the frequency.

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Now, we all know Xenu wants revenge on us, so I suggest that we start our fallout shelters early!

 God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

http://truthism.com/

My opinion:  God, through evolution or any other "miracle".  To me, Science is a miracle of creation.  Simple as that.  Why can't God and Science be related?  Honestly, think about it.  I strongly believe they CAN be related in a good way.  That is all I am going to say.

Beacause Magic doesn't agree with science. It's just a bunch of athiest bastards who don't want any mystery in life, they want to prove that there isn't a god or greater being. Fine llet 'em do it, that just makes it scarier for them when they die.

Go and look around for OOPARTS, they are objects that shouldn't be where they are, ie, a jet sculpture from Egypt, a battery from Baghdad thats thousands of years old, or a metal sphere that existed before the dinosaurs.  Strange stuff, look into crystal skulls found at Lubaantum too.

...are you serious?

I mean, that stuff is cool, but calling them o-parts? That's from a freaking manga lol.

Also, ya'll know my position. No point in saying it again.

Well, I don't mean to point out something that you obviously should've figured out, but the manga is titled after the real thing. (Whaddya know, right?)

Also, ooparts don't really have anything to do with this topic, but are one of the things I am most interested in, so I'm going to post this picture, which is just mind-bending:

I don't see any pic, Holk.

OK... Here's the thing...

God Created Man... Why ?

Aleins Created Man... Why ?

Evolution Created Man... Why ?

God = He likes creating stuff, and got carried away after making all the stars and other stuff, he thaught lets add a creature that's going to destory all I have made... (So I don't credit this idea)

Aleins = Came to Earth Wanted Slaves, they made slaves more adapt to the planet using primate DNA (We can travel the Stars, land on other planets and create life, so why not credit this idea ?)

Evolution = Creates all creatures by Natural Selection, the changes are geared by the planet and natural surroundings of the creature... (And in that discounts it's self from the orgin point of man... Man Adpats Nature to suite it's needs, not Nature adapting Man... And for this reason I don't credit this idea)

So the most likely in a common sense point of view is we came to be from intelligent design and that design laid out by Alien life forms.

LoS, I never have any idea what the fuck you're talking about.

I am not good at conveying myself...

Here's a Video:- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2LRGbfz9ZWg

Origin'f of Man by Michael Tsarion - He talks about how Mankind came to be and backs it up with man readings into different historical texts. (4 parts all worth watching)

LoS, you're theories are pretty illogical, anything can be argued with God, even God himself.
What created the aliens that later on created us?
What created the big bang?

But, this my good sir is one of the mysteries of life, and I doubt anyone will ever know.
My personal belief is God created us.

Evolution is the only logical answer.

There is no proof of aliens, or God.

Scientists have been watching evolution, and it is clear we were not made by some being of supreme power.

If you want to be scientific about it, there is no proof of evolution, either.

Evolution is the only logical answer.

There is no proof of aliens, or God.

Scientists have been watching evolution, and it is clear we were not made by some being of supreme power.

How do they know what they're watching then? 

On side note, if evolution was true, then there would certainly be a lot less species walking this earth.

Evolution is a weak theory (notice a "theory" not a law) because it decides that man came from adapting monkeys, but what would have caused that change? I also dislike when scientists say we come from Africa, because as they preach evolution, there are still monkeys in Africa, are there not, and they don't really seem to understand that evolution is changes that add on to existing traits to survive, so I believe that the first humans were either albino or white, because darker people developed the higher collagen concentration to protect themselves from the sun. I can understand aliens, but I think if they were to show themselves, we would destroy them, having pride in our own advancement. I reason God, because what can't be explained can be explained through the use of him.

Evolution is a weak theory (notice a "theory" not a law) because it decides that man came from adapting monkeys, but what would have caused that change? I also dislike when scientists say we come from Africa, because as they preach evolution, there are still monkeys in Africa, are there not, and they don't really seem to understand that evolution is changes that add on to existing traits to survive, so I believe that the first humans were either albino or white, because darker people developed the higher collagen concentration to protect themselves from the sun. I can understand aliens, but I think if they were to show themselves, we would destroy them, having pride in our own advancement. I reason God, because what can't be explained can be explained through the use of him.

+1

Scientists automatically assuming that we're all from Africa is like saying that all that can be invented already has been.

What caused that change? The same thing that causes all changes: necessity.

And it was a pioneer monkey with a certain height of intelligent higher compared to other monkeys that triggered the evolution.
OH COURSE NOT ALL MONKEYS EVOLVE.

What caused that change? The same thing that causes all changes: necessity.

Oh, and there was no necessity for the other monkeys?

And it was a pioneer monkey with a certain height of intelligent higher compared to other monkeys that triggered the evolution.
OH COURSE NOT ALL MONKEYS EVOLVE.

So if a dog is smart enough, it will rotate its pelvis and walk on two feet?

Which brings us back to evolution.

As humans evolved from homo habilis, to homo erectus, to homo neanderthalensis and eventually to homo sapiens, their brains became larger as they evolved, there spine went upright because of evolution.

Evolution is when a certain species inherits traits from an ancestor, thus evolving into the next generation of that species. Which is how us, homo sapiens, came to logically be.

If you went into a scientists lab and started blabbing your theory's of God and aliens, you would be shot down almost instantly. Their is so much hard evidence and proof that there is such a thing as EVOLUTION. Everything evolves, even single celled organisms will evolve eventually.

Which brings us back to evolution.

As humans evolved from homo habilis, to homo erectus, to homo neanderthalensis and eventually to homo sapiens, their brains became larger as they evolved, there spine went upright because of evolution.

Evolution is when a certain species inherits traits from an ancestor, thus evolving into the next generation of that species. Which is how us, homo sapiens, came to logically be.

If you know all that shit, you should know that just because it's logical doesn't mean it's true.

If you went into a scientists lab and started blabbing your theory's of God and aliens, you would be shot down almost instantly. Their is so much hard evidence and proof that there is such a thing as EVOLUTION. Everything evolves, even single celled organisms will evolve eventually.

It's "theories", and scientists have been wrong in the past.
Your a closed minded science obsessed dumbshit, I may be a closed minded religious fag (figuratively speaking), but there's even more proof of God than evolution, suck it.

Evolution is crap

Look at these scenarios
Momma fish gives birth to fishies, one of them has lungs, fishie dies for lack of air.
A dog growing wings

Test tubes my ass,  it is impossible for a human to create life without altering other life.

Many scientists have made multiple points in the direction of a creator.
Ever seen a sponge with a brain? Neither have I.