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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 02:09:44 PM

Title: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 02:09:44 PM
Here is how you play it(please look at how others posted)
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Member 1:
Puts in 1$
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Next Member:
Member 1 Gets 1 pop

Next member puts in 2$
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Member 3:
next member gets a key

Member 3 puts in 25cents

and so on and so on
I will start
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 02:15:12 PM
Puts in 1$
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 02:16:32 PM
Polraudio gets a... cherry pie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
oops for got a rule sorry add what you put in after you tell what the other person got it should look like this
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Ferenn  gets 2 cans of pop

puts in 10cents
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on May 17, 2007, 02:29:20 PM
OMFG! Something got wrong with the vending machine and a twenty came out! :o


Puts in a quarter...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 02:30:34 PM
Kesshomaru gets a condom


puts in blank CD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Polraudio gets a copy of 'Best of the 50's'

Puts in an ink bottle...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 03:47:55 PM
Ferenn gets a PSP


Puts in GTA3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Gets a police bill for being underage

Puts in  ;8
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 05:49:51 PM
Gets a  :tpg:.

I put in $6.66.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:17:04 PM
Sshadow gets 3 monster drinks

Puts in pee
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:18:12 PM
/\ gets a wii

Puts in pineapple
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:21:12 PM
/\ gets a pineapple pizza

Puts in a basket ball
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:26:41 PM
/\ gets chased by gay rapists

Puts in $3.50 and a recently used condom
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
Gets the $3.50 back.

Put's in a penis.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 17, 2007, 06:28:33 PM
/\ gets a vagina

Puts in a kitten
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:29:49 PM
/\ gets /\'s kitten eaten by the vending machine

Puts in a pair of tweezers
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
gets Sshadow's penis

puts in 100$
 
 
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:32:37 PM
/\ Gets ad for pay-per-view gay channel

Puts in a nickle and a dime
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 17, 2007, 06:33:10 PM
/\ gets your money stolen

Puts in a piece of chicken
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:34:45 PM
/\ gets aids

Puts in 1pence
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:35:35 PM
/\ gets laid

Puts in rice ,curry and  ;8
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:36:29 PM
[Please give me my penis back... ;9]

Get's a foreigner.

Puts in a goldfish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:38:24 PM
/\ gets a free entry pass to the local gay bar

Puts in Sshadow's penis
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:39:17 PM
Get's a punch in the face.

Put's in dental floss.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:39:53 PM
/\gets gold teeth

puts in my laptop
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:40:45 PM
Gets a busted black and white TV

Puts in Book of hentai
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:41:33 PM
Gets Sshadow...?

Put's in a upside down cross.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:42:35 PM
/\gets devil horns

puts in Weed
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:43:15 PM
/\ Gets arrested

Puts in an empty battery
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:44:26 PM
/\gets fully charged battery

puts in lock pick
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:44:43 PM
Gets a padlock.

Puts in a canadian quarter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:45:45 PM
/\ Gets a sheep

Puts in a squirrel
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:46:26 PM
/\ Gets dinner

Puts in arm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 17, 2007, 06:46:52 PM
/\ Gets one less of an arm to keep up with

Puts in a noodle
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:49:11 PM
/\ gets a half-eaten noodle

Puts in 56.3 eggs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:51:58 PM
Gets 56.3 omelets

Puts in a bottle of cry powder
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:56:01 PM
/\gets hit in the face with water

puts in poop
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 07:10:24 PM
/\ gets s**t on

Puts in the color pink
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 18, 2007, 12:14:02 PM
/\ Gets pink dildo

Puts in large fan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 12:20:07 PM
Loses head

puts in porcelain coffee cup
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 04:08:16 PM
/\ gets a broken porcelain coffee cup

Puts in <'s head
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on May 18, 2007, 04:41:14 PM
^ Gets dick in mouth.

puts in $1.25.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 18, 2007, 06:20:52 PM
/\ Gets 2L bottle of Dr. Pepper

pus in 5$
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 06:38:56 PM
/\ gets a small, round, wet ball

Puts in a complicated algebraic equation
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 18, 2007, 06:41:21 PM
/\ gets a question mark

Puts in a Pikachu
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on May 18, 2007, 06:58:07 PM
^ gets an Agumon

Puts in Ling Ling (from Drawn Together)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 07:25:34 PM
/\ Get's Bender [From Futerama]

Put's in a 12 oz. can of Soda...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 07:26:53 PM
/\ Busted the vending machine.

Puts in three little mice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 18, 2007, 07:28:25 PM
/\ gets three headless mice

Puts in Bill Cosby
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 07:52:35 PM
/\ Get's pudding with a spoon in it.

Put's in Peter Griffin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 07:58:13 PM
/\ gets a 'getting rid of Peter Griffin' party

Puts in Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 07:59:57 PM
/\vGet's the contents of Homer's stomach.

Put's in self.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on May 18, 2007, 08:02:05 PM
/\ gets taken to the magical land of vending

Puts in a Playboy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 08:02:45 PM
Gets a hustler

Puts in condom filled with beans
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 08:05:22 PM
Gets a slap ;8

Puts in /\, //\\, ///\\\, and <'s hands
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 08:08:22 PM
Get's /\, //\\, ///\\\, and <'s feet!?

Put's in a taped episode of "Maury".
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 18, 2007, 08:22:26 PM
/\Gets a DVD of Maury

Puts in SNES
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 08:27:18 PM
Gets a NES

Puts in dead roadkill squirrel
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on May 18, 2007, 09:19:25 PM
Gets a chrushed dead roadkill squirrel

Puts in  my head.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 09:23:50 PM
/\ Get's head back.

Put's in Midol.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on May 18, 2007, 09:32:09 PM
The Midol came back out.

Puts in 300 Swedish Kronor
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 09:35:01 PM
Gets 20 Finnish euroes (****in EU!)

Puts in a policemans leg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on May 18, 2007, 09:50:45 PM
gets a bullet to the head.

put in a baby
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 08:32:47 AM
/\ gets arrested for child abuse

Puts in rmrk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 09:57:58 AM
You get (a free membership at) Kotatsu Studios (http://kotatsu.studio.nu) (forum, in english. JOIN TODAY)!


Puts in maplestory and the whole bean gang!  :bean: :mex: :bb: :gib: :sb:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 10:03:58 AM
Gets a crashed server and 1000 of haters

Puts in brain
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 01:39:42 PM
/\ gets drain bamage

Puts in \/
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 02:07:16 PM
Ahh, don't put me in... waah :'( :'(

/\ gets one of my body parts... GROSS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!?

Puts in  :bean:  and .:mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 02:12:13 PM
/\ gets a bean war

Puts in /\ again (I enjoyed that ;8 )

Spoiler for:
Not really...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Revo on May 19, 2007, 10:31:47 PM
The vending machine rejects //\\ because he is a little wrinkled.

Puts in  :froghat:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 11:20:30 PM
Gets  :shoop: with extra add-ons

Puts in Profile
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 08:32:38 AM
Gets a half-eaten profile

Puts in the Sun
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 08:37:05 AM
Gets an explosion

Puts in the moon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 08:45:36 AM
Gets a broken vending machine

Can't put anything in because someone broke the vending machine...
Spoiler for:
Lol ;8
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 08:53:33 AM
Gets nothing

Puts in auto-repair-toolkit

Spoiler for:
Phew.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 09:21:22 AM
Gets a chocolate bar for fixing the vending machine ;8

Puts in :bean: , :mex: , :gib: , :sb: , :magic: , :cactrot: and :shroom:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 09:54:06 AM
Gets miso soup

Puts in a pirate
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 10:28:13 AM
/\ gets hooked... (heh.. get it? :P )

Puts in Bob Marley
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 20, 2007, 05:28:28 PM
/\ Gets Afro

puts in a pic of me
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 05:34:53 PM
/\ gets shot

Puts in a pic of me
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 02:02:27 AM
^ gets a piece of cancer

I put in the universe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Revo on May 21, 2007, 02:36:58 AM
^ gets $4.56

I put on nothing, cause I'm cheap like that.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 05:18:44 AM
You get a smiley! This one> :huge:

I put in an invisible ninja
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Esmeralda on May 21, 2007, 05:21:39 AM
Gets sliced in two

Puts in someones eyebrows

*Woohoo! Disgaea!*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 05:33:21 AM
Gets Disgaea2

Puts a quarter in george bushes mouth
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 07:47:20 PM
Gets nothing because George Bush isn't a vending machine...

Puts in /\'s nose
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:48:26 PM
^ gets a punch in the face

Puts a quarter in a gumball machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on May 23, 2007, 04:42:37 PM
/\ gets a quarter of a ball of gum

Puts in a book of reverse psychology
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on May 24, 2007, 12:41:53 PM
^ Gets thrifted out of home and pants by manipulation.

I put in my navy blue bra
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 24, 2007, 01:23:58 PM
Gets navy blue panties

Puts in hard drive
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xeros on May 25, 2007, 09:10:42 AM
Gets virus

Puts in  :bean:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 25, 2007, 01:59:39 PM
/\Gets :mex:

puts in  :mad:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ZaMullet on May 25, 2007, 05:44:30 PM
Gets a cat named bob that has cancer

Puts in a copy of "The Ring"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xeros on May 28, 2007, 09:03:38 AM
^ gets girl that fell down a well

puts in  :froghat:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on May 31, 2007, 11:24:58 PM
/\Gets :froghat: Back

Puts in :fred:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on June 01, 2007, 06:24:14 PM
/\ get nothing

puts in super mario
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dwarra? on June 01, 2007, 08:34:08 PM
^ gets laid
/me puts in his character sheet ;-;
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 01, 2007, 09:06:32 PM
 ^ Get's a smelly old underwear  ;9

Puts in a Nintendo DS
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on June 01, 2007, 09:26:33 PM
/\ gets  :wiiw:

puts in  :burn:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 01, 2007, 09:32:11 PM
^ gets flesh burn  :mad:

puts a slice of pizza
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dwarra? on June 02, 2007, 03:06:20 AM
^ Gets laid
/me puts in smelly old underwear, I WANT MY CHAR SHEET BACK
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 03, 2007, 06:13:23 PM
/\Gets his char Sheet in the face

puts in pink dildo
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 04, 2007, 12:10:13 AM
Polraudio gets a real dildo

puts $20
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 04, 2007, 12:40:40 AM
/\Gets a hooker

puts in psp
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on June 04, 2007, 12:41:20 AM
^ gets a Ps3

Puts in a sheet of paper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 04, 2007, 12:42:52 AM
/\gets printed porn

puts in my baby sister
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on June 04, 2007, 12:37:39 PM
/\ Gets a mad letter from her (nyaha) mom.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 04, 2007, 04:03:14 PM
/\ gets a smack
Puts in a porno vid ::)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sparten84 on June 05, 2007, 12:17:28 PM
^gets a cow........

puts in a a lazy fatman
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 05, 2007, 12:24:06 PM
/\Gets twinky

puts in My mom
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xeros on June 05, 2007, 10:36:50 PM
^ get's a dad

puts in bomb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 06, 2007, 12:18:37 PM
/\ gets explosion

puts in drunk hobo
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 06, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
/\ gets me :P

Puts in /\'s birthday card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 07, 2007, 12:15:00 PM
/\ gets <'s birthday cake

puts in my sig
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 07, 2007, 03:19:39 PM
That was nice :P
Gets an even better looking sig
Puts in /\'s birthday card again
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 07, 2007, 08:23:42 PM
/\ gets to go to a concert where my birthday party is

puts in toy car
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xeros on June 08, 2007, 11:02:06 AM
^ gets toy truck

puts in ^ hair
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 08, 2007, 02:01:56 PM
Gets
 :epic:
Puts in a CD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Winged on June 10, 2007, 02:52:50 PM
^ Gets http://www.gofish.com/channel.gfp?gfid=50-1666&videoGfid=30-1122104

[Dunno if I should do that, so in case I can't then ^ Get's Sasuke]

Put's in every single final fantasy game

~Winged
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 10, 2007, 06:20:14 PM
/\ Gets polraudio very happy

puts in 200$ (hopes for all final fantasy games)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on June 10, 2007, 06:43:28 PM
/\ gets all the final fantasy games. But they're broken....

Puts in :epic:, :epic: and :epic: <-- They're triplets! :epic: (left out...)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 11, 2007, 09:45:37 PM
/\ Gets  :( :( :(

puts in this topic
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 11, 2007, 10:01:03 PM
^ Gets  :froghat:

puts in :m: and :luigi:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on June 13, 2007, 09:14:58 PM
^ gets 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

I put in a can of soup.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 13, 2007, 09:29:21 PM
/\ gets an opened can of soup, but... WHO ATE ALL THE SOUP?!

Puts in empty can of soup
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 13, 2007, 10:03:51 PM
gets can filled with soup

puts in battery
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on June 13, 2007, 10:04:40 PM
Gets an iPod

Inserts a goch.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 14, 2007, 08:01:46 PM
/\ Gets a Can of Meat-love.


Inserts l33T
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on June 15, 2007, 04:49:51 AM
gets l00t

puts in porn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 15, 2007, 05:13:55 AM
^ gets masturbation

puts in RPG Maker 2k3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on June 15, 2007, 12:19:57 PM
gets RPG Maker Xp

Puts Apple
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on June 15, 2007, 01:03:08 PM
Gets par... oh wait... you mean puts in apple?
Gets orange :P

Puts in my masculinity/femininity

No i'm not a haermaphrodite >:(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on June 15, 2007, 11:57:26 PM
gets a haermaphrodite chicken

put in jesus
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on June 16, 2007, 01:31:03 AM
Gets ticket to heaven (YES)

Puts in TWO apples (plz plz two pears)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on June 16, 2007, 02:15:56 AM
gets 2 rotten pears with bugs all over

puts in 200 pumpkin seeds
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 16, 2007, 02:32:57 AM
^ gets 200 falling pumpkin in your head

puts in Legend of Zelda: Parallel World (a hack game from Zelda 3)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 19, 2007, 04:47:57 AM
Receives A Link to the Past instead.


Inserts Zypher.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on June 20, 2007, 05:03:45 PM
Gets Nouman.

Puts in Filip! :o
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 26, 2007, 03:42:32 AM
Gets Empty Poster.


Inserts Living Hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on June 26, 2007, 04:03:18 AM
Gets a dead body.

Inserts Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (Import)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 28, 2007, 10:08:52 AM
Receives Master Sword.

Insert  8)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on June 29, 2007, 05:06:21 AM
gets   :blizj:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on July 09, 2007, 08:59:55 PM
/\ gets nothing because he put nothing in

puts in my board http://rpgcrazycreations.b1.jcink.com/
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lord Dante on July 09, 2007, 09:18:56 PM
gets moved to proper forum

inserts Capcom
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 11, 2007, 01:59:15 PM
Receive Marvel


Inserts Super Arrow
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mortar on July 11, 2007, 07:56:23 PM
^ Gets a cake.

*Puts in :bean:*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 11, 2007, 10:00:48 PM
/\ Receives  :mex:


Inserts Pasta.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mortar on July 12, 2007, 12:51:17 PM
^ Gets a peanut.

*Puts in :tpg:*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on July 12, 2007, 11:21:15 PM
/\ gets  ;D

puts in  :=:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 12, 2007, 11:26:18 PM
^ gets  :police:

puts in :whoopass:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on July 13, 2007, 01:11:10 AM
^ gets a nice mystery box.

Puts in a dirty rag.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xeros on July 13, 2007, 07:33:02 AM
^ gets a clean rag

puts in rpg maker xp
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mortar on July 13, 2007, 09:07:09 AM
^ Gets  ;8.

*Puts in  :blizj:*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on July 13, 2007, 11:54:22 AM
^ gets a shredded, bloody version of  :blizj:

Puts in  :bean:'s monocle
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 13, 2007, 08:34:29 PM
^ gets  :bean: (a  :mex: dressed like him)

puts in Nuku Nuku (my avatar)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mortar on July 14, 2007, 06:47:34 PM
^ Gets an even uglier version of that ugly girl.

*Puts in ;9*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 14, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
^ gets  :mad:

puts in a Rocket Launcher
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mortar on July 14, 2007, 07:52:46 PM
^ Gets a lemon.

*Puts in a banana*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on July 16, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
^gets pair

puts in empty can of Dr.Pepper
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lord Dante on July 16, 2007, 02:15:57 AM
Quote from: Polraudio on July 16, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
^gets pair

puts in empty can of Dr.Pepper

gets a full can of Mr. Pibb

puts in a piece of money
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kuroi Kajii on July 16, 2007, 03:31:08 AM
/\ gets a jar full of honey


puts in chocolate syrup
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on July 16, 2007, 04:53:11 AM
/\ gets false teeth

puts in my cellphone
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 17, 2007, 05:10:35 PM
/\ gets a broken iPhone

Puts in Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 17, 2007, 07:31:31 PM
^ gets his signature

puts in (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi189.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2FAlienSoldier_photos%2FDonkey_EntireDance.gif&hash=6307e0f14b10afc9b915e0da82cf7fd9d89aeeb1)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on July 17, 2007, 07:33:50 PM
^ get chicken

I put in beef... chicken or beef?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 17, 2007, 10:52:09 PM
/\ Gets the first 5 episodes of Trigun

Puts in a broken 360
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on July 17, 2007, 10:56:24 PM
Gets a blowjob

Puts in my bottled... you can kinda guess... :P
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 17, 2007, 10:58:53 PM
/\ Gets a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. o.O

Puts in a recipt for the 360 warranty.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on July 18, 2007, 01:09:54 AM
/\ gets even worse 360

puts in Final Fantasy 3 for SNES
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 01:26:40 AM
/\ Gets Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicals. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. What were you thinking?!

Puts in Polraudio
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lord Dante on July 18, 2007, 05:39:36 AM
gets a midget screaming "wtf was THAT?"

puts in a can full of whoop ass
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 18, 2007, 05:47:22 AM
^ gets Steroids

puts in Darth Vader
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on July 18, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
^ get their father

I put in a half dead chicken having pizza with a duck who is also his aunt.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 07:27:31 PM
/\ Gets a Kommunist.

Puts in a copy of Alien Hominid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 18, 2007, 07:46:00 PM
^ gets Alien Flush toys

puts in Super Smash Bros. Melee
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 08:41:44 PM
/\ Gets a broken copy of SSM Brawl

Puts in a 12-year old playing Gears of War online.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 18, 2007, 08:51:18 PM
^ gets a angry german kid playing super mario 64

puts in PS3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 09:55:18 PM
/\ Gets a PS3 with an EVEN SLOWER Blu-Ray Loading Time
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 18, 2007, 10:18:01 PM
^gets nothing because Russia Plumer Mario didn't put nothing

puts in a Nintendo DS
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 10:22:00 PM
My bad. I put in invisible I guess.

/\ Gets a PSP. HAHAHA SUCKER!

Puts in a zombie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 18, 2007, 10:30:08 PM
^gets a brain

puts in a Skeleton
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 18, 2007, 10:37:12 PM
Gets a original copy of Dungeon Master for the Amiga.

Puts in a copy of a Nine Inch Nails CD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 19, 2007, 02:52:58 AM
^ get hammer and nails

puts in a Pimp :pimp:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 19, 2007, 03:27:32 AM
/\ Gets a hoe. Like the gardening tool.

Puts in Puzzle Quest
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 19, 2007, 06:06:58 AM
^ gets Meteos

puts in a PSP
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on July 19, 2007, 08:59:44 AM
Gets a PS3

Puts in a strawberry drink.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 19, 2007, 05:42:09 PM
/\ Gets a Strawberry Clock

Puts in an EPIC FACE.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on July 19, 2007, 08:04:08 PM
Gets a CIPE ECAF

Puts in this smiley  :tpg:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 19, 2007, 08:16:26 PM
Gets a Kommunist.

Puts in a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on July 19, 2007, 08:17:52 PM
Gets a player

Puts in a combination of Tiger and Lion.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 20, 2007, 01:03:47 AM
/\ Gets a Zebra.

Puts in a  :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on July 20, 2007, 10:34:22 AM
Get's a  :bean:

Puts in a Nokia pencil.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on July 20, 2007, 05:13:30 PM
Gets a  :o

Puts in  ;8's tenderness...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 24, 2007, 04:23:42 PM
Gets a  ;9


Inserts Claver
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 24, 2007, 05:13:27 PM
Gets a piece of paper saying "Cleaver*"

Puts in a cat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on July 24, 2007, 06:04:46 PM
Gets a tiger

Puts in oil.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 24, 2007, 08:42:14 PM
gets a tank full of gasoline

puts in porn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 24, 2007, 11:05:26 PM
Gets a cup full of robot sperm.

Puts in a Guitar Hero 2 360 Controller
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lominisio on July 24, 2007, 11:11:55 PM
BlackZoneOne gets a smashed up guitar.

Lominisio puts in his little brother...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on July 24, 2007, 11:20:16 PM
gets a little sister

puts in WarioWare Touched!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 24, 2007, 11:28:25 PM
Gets a non-responsive DS screen.

Puts in Arlens cat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on July 29, 2007, 10:14:03 PM
Gets a puppy (so cute!)

Crams the puppy back in the coin slot (im not heartless, I could have not fed it)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on August 04, 2007, 07:10:56 AM
*gets puppy* awww...cute...

*puts in a rotten apple core*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 04, 2007, 07:26:47 PM
Gets a empty pie pan

Puts in a ugly girl
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on August 04, 2007, 10:07:38 PM
Gets Deliciously_Saucy
Spoiler for:
Jokes, Jokess

Puts in Communism
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on August 05, 2007, 03:03:51 AM
gets Fascism
puts in Domo
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on August 05, 2007, 04:57:16 AM
Gets Doozo

Puts in NAMKOR
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on August 05, 2007, 12:55:40 PM
gets rockman

puts in  :bean:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 05, 2007, 06:17:11 PM
gets  :mex:

puts in a harpoon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 06, 2007, 08:19:21 PM
^ gets a fishing rod

puts in Dracula
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 06, 2007, 08:43:21 PM
Gets a copy of Castlevania

Puts in Stalin
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 01:20:57 AM
gets Hitler

puts in O RLY? owl
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 01:38:00 AM
^ gets YA RLY owl!

puts in CHRISTINA!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on August 07, 2007, 01:39:13 AM
Doesn't get anything back because Irock's also in the vending machine

Puts in Silverline
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 01:54:42 PM
Still nothing

Puts in Bubbler Care Package  :o
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 08:09:44 PM
gets diapers, adult size

puts in The King (the guy from burger king)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 09:27:13 PM
gets Wendy

puts in bacon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 09:34:03 PM
gets a cow

puts in a Razor
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 07, 2007, 09:50:52 PM
Gets an emo. HAH, NOW YOUR STUCK WITH ONE.

Puts in a some of Irock's Lemonaide.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:35:58 PM
Gets a death warrant.

Puts in life insurance...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 08, 2007, 04:24:48 AM
gets a water insurance

puts in Megaman Star Force
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Astrojazz on August 08, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
Get Golden NES (With Starfox!)

Puts in Bill Gates
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 10:11:01 AM
Gets a computer to serve as a boat anchor.

Puts in a giant bloated squirell
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 09, 2007, 03:40:03 AM
Gets 50 mini squirrels.

Puts in nothing.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 09, 2007, 03:48:41 AM
gets a letter saying "You won nothing, Congratulations!"

puts in Pegasus
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 09, 2007, 04:03:20 AM
Gets a pair of ripped, bloody blue wings.

Puts in a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 09, 2007, 02:09:21 PM
Gets a cheesy chinese saying.

Puts in a blood bank...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: LOLIGOTZERGRUSHED on August 09, 2007, 02:15:18 PM
Drank all the blood, gets aids and dies.

Puts in curses
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 09, 2007, 02:18:20 PM
... and gets banned for fould language :D.

Puts in a rubber duck
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 09, 2007, 06:56:07 PM
Gets a Rubber D*ck

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg260.imageshack.us%2Fimg260%2F2265%2Fluckystareh3ro0.gif&hash=2e2126072fe6d85d135e33edcceb5693fc672e24) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on August 09, 2007, 07:06:52 PM
Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcutelittlekittens.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fgeneral%2F50-bitsy_124.jpg&hash=5285a6fa9311e270eaa8ee22a8bf7f0cbe08e283)

Puts in
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jeremyinc.com%2Fimages%2Fhilary_clinton_toilet_paper.JPG&hash=bb2f0e227f29f69553450682eb44822a5db6dda0)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ciaron on August 09, 2007, 07:19:14 PM
Irock gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa224.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F125%2Fl_1536ff415408e10a0a0fa8e406d9c99f.gif&hash=7ea9db02ffd4efec2e7d994d5da71044346751d6)
 puts in cockroach...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 10, 2007, 01:24:05 AM
gets a fly

puts in a rubber band and a paper clip
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zainox on August 10, 2007, 07:07:21 AM
Gets a coke.. Woooo coke

Puts in empty bottle of coke
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on August 10, 2007, 10:17:09 AM
gets refill...

Puts in old rusty nail... gun
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zainox on August 10, 2007, 11:06:13 AM
Get brand new nail... Gun..

Puts in a nail for the nail... gun...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on August 10, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
Gets Hammer

Puts in a huge monkey drinking beer and scratching his arse
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 10, 2007, 09:23:10 PM
gets a  :mex:

puts in Contra 3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 11, 2007, 01:53:03 PM
Gets Metal Slug 3

Puts in all my sorrows
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 11, 2007, 03:37:48 PM
Gets an emo razor.

Puts in CHOCOLATE RAIN.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 12, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
Get's a Chocolate Lake...


Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg266.imageshack.us%2Fimg266%2F6126%2Fyutakaooxd3be4.gif&hash=fef6f656e520f66e0c1272d64bffdf3b50a4af06) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fidio on August 12, 2007, 07:32:08 PM
Gets crused bones, blood, brains and even organs!

Puts in a vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 12, 2007, 07:45:06 PM
gets a can of :whoopass:


puts in Alien Soldier
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 12, 2007, 08:32:24 PM
Dark Angel Sion, how many cute anime pictures do you have? o.O

Gets Mechagodzilla.

Puts in a Guitar Hero 2 controller
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 13, 2007, 03:08:57 AM
gets a broken Guitar Hero 1 controller

puts in (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi189.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2FAlienSoldier_photos%2FEpsilonRunning.gif&hash=e9c6ab1a4d2a4f21b7728741e490aa2a7227d3ab)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 13, 2007, 03:18:08 AM
Gets a handful of WIN.

Puts in a copy of Silent Hill 2.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 15, 2007, 05:22:40 PM
200 Cute Anime Girls in total.

Gets Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Copy instead.

Inserts Ni Pah!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2GrHh1t7g
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 15, 2007, 10:48:49 PM
gets a blank screen

inserts beer
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 12:23:21 AM
gets drunk

puts in Ceiling Cat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 18, 2007, 11:56:50 AM
... gets a piece of paper saying "I saw you masturbating."


Puts in worthless currency
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 18, 2007, 07:00:16 PM
gets a broken car

puts in Aromred Core
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 18, 2007, 09:15:26 PM
gets a ps1 game

Puts in a Mario doll
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 18, 2007, 09:21:57 PM
gets a Yoshi doll

puts in the Master Sword
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DarkHero on August 20, 2007, 06:06:36 AM
Gets 20 hearts peices

puts in my litlle brother
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 20, 2007, 06:13:44 AM
Gets Little Brother's Bones


Inserts Giant Dino Bone...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 02:25:00 AM
Gets dust

Inserts shovel
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on August 21, 2007, 09:22:13 AM
gets dirt...

Puts in hidden treasure
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kitten on August 21, 2007, 09:28:42 AM
Gets butt secks!

Puts in two chibi dolls.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 21, 2007, 07:30:52 PM
get a crazy fangirl.

Puts in a rhino
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 12:03:39 AM
gets a rhino on your butt

puts in a hamburger
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DarkHero on August 22, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
gets a cheeseburger

puts in another vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 22, 2007, 03:55:07 AM
Gets a "You Fail" Ticket...

Inserts "You Fail" Ticket...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 09:04:22 PM
gets "You Suck" Ticket

puts in Mr.T "I pity the fool"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
gets a Mr. T tank with label "Quit your jibber jabber fool! you ain't hurt!"

Puts in lots of alcohol and a coupon for a $20 whore
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 09:13:56 PM
gets laid

puts in my ex-girlfriend
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 09:19:30 PM
gets slapped (am I right?)

Puts in my ex-girlfriend :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 09:21:47 PM
gets balls ripped off

puts in girlfriend
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 09:33:12 PM
(well, actually, i was expecting something along the lines of: gets a whore ticket, or calls her something mildly insulting and drives her to tears :D)

gets polite conversation(?) followed by secks :D


Puts in a huge saucepan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 09:35:33 PM
LOL SEX TO THE THIRD POWER!

gets fried eggs

puts in some balls
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 09:36:31 PM
gets a gold club

puts in gold club since it's a useless item, unless you have someone you want to clobber...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on August 23, 2007, 02:47:07 AM
Gets Midas Touch.

Puts in Coal.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 23, 2007, 02:55:05 AM
gets fire

puts in girlfriend (again)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 23, 2007, 12:48:01 PM
gets a Nancy Dew rocket launcher

Puts in a crab
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 23, 2007, 05:46:58 PM
gets an all-you-can-eat meal at red lobster.

Puts in ten million dollars (i wish but go with it)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 23, 2007, 09:24:31 PM
gets ten million PENNIES!! HAHAHA!!


puts in Mario
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 24, 2007, 01:28:24 AM
wouldn't that be...ten mil times 100...ten tril?  Oh well.

gets a free year of plumbing.

Puts in the ice cream I'm eating...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 24, 2007, 01:39:12 AM
gets brown ice cream

puts in hentai
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 24, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
gets some white stuff :o


puts in my boring computer teacher
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 24, 2007, 09:13:07 PM
gets a hot computer teacher 8)

puts in Little Ceaser's pizza
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: solid_snake on August 27, 2007, 02:30:32 PM
gets a job at Ceaser's pizza!

puts in a snake...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 28, 2007, 03:49:01 AM
gets metal gear solid

puts in a gamecube...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on August 28, 2007, 04:52:27 AM
Gets a PS2.

Puts in a bottle of heavy diuretic chemicals.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 28, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Gets Mutant Lab Rat...


Inserts Mutant Lab Rat...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 28, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
gets Zombie

puts in froot loops
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on August 28, 2007, 10:23:14 PM
Gets Tucan Sam

Discharges pistol into coin slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: solid_snake on August 30, 2007, 07:04:25 AM
The Pistol shoots at me.... >:(

Puts in an old Compaq Qvision Monitor....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on August 30, 2007, 04:33:48 PM
gets a holographic screen plus triple-core computer along with the broken glass of the old monitor

puts in  :bean:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on August 30, 2007, 06:01:37 PM
Gets
:shoop:

Puts in a sack of chocolate coins...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on August 31, 2007, 01:20:59 AM
get a sack full of brown stuff.... :-X


puts in Samus
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on August 31, 2007, 11:23:11 PM
Gets a Metroid. A serious, full sized Metroid.

Puts in SATAN.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 01, 2007, 03:28:34 AM
gets burned by hellfire, then saved by jesus.


puts in a stick of deodorant...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 01, 2007, 06:26:38 AM
Get's Stinky...


Inserts Kentucky
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ciaron on September 01, 2007, 06:54:18 AM
receives fried chicken

puts in Al Gore...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 01, 2007, 05:04:21 PM
Receives John Kerry.

Puts in  :n64: :nes: :nespad: :ds: :ps2: :ps1: :pstation: :saturn: :snes: :nano:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 01, 2007, 07:28:48 PM
Gets a guy who has never been laid.

Puts in Bioshock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 01, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Receives Biology...

Inserts Puberty...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 01, 2007, 08:08:24 PM
gets Zits

inserts pear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on September 01, 2007, 10:09:20 PM
gets a pear

puts in pubic hair  :-X
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 01, 2007, 10:20:08 PM
Gets one free Roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris. It starts in 10 seconds after you read this.

Puts in a Chain Letter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 02, 2007, 01:16:24 AM
Gets 10 more chain letters to send to 10 people.

Puts in guitar...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 01:17:29 AM
Gets Guitar Hero.

Puts in drugs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on September 02, 2007, 04:47:50 AM
gets a tranquilizer dart


puts in my girlfriend (again)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 05:56:16 AM
Gets nothing in return.

Puts in Arrow1
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: General_Slaye on September 02, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
^ Gets a Bow

Puts in a Gun
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
^Gets bullets of love, baby!

Puts in an old 70's pick up line.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on September 02, 2007, 04:40:29 PM
^gets hit on by the vending machine.

Puts in my mugiwara (strawhat)! :)  I WILL WANT IT BACk!! GRR
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 04:46:13 PM
The straws come back out, all super glued to each others end to make one VERY long straw line.

Puts in Fallout 2.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on September 02, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
*Emxtremely dramatized! Camera is long far awayt up in the air watching me on my knees crying, holding the looong straw in my hands*

Why... Why!? WHY DID YOU DO THIS!? I WILL GET YOU ,EVEN AS IF IT MAY BE THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!!!



------------------------


^Gets a few drops of blood.

Puts in my shoe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 05:27:07 PM
Gets a sock.

Puts in a sling blade, mhm. (If you don't get that joke, don't answer me.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on September 02, 2007, 07:07:15 PM
gets a stupid joke


puts in BlackZoneOne
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 08:07:39 PM
Gets WhiteZoneOne.

Puts in AlienSoldier.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 03, 2007, 04:17:55 AM
Gets a very sick vending machine.

Puts in roofies...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on September 03, 2007, 04:23:49 AM
gets.....Hentai


puts in Epsilon Eagle (the metal eagle in my avatar)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 03, 2007, 04:25:45 AM
Gets everything that was ever put into the machine up to this point.

Puts in basketball.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 03, 2007, 04:42:41 PM
Gets Maracas... >:( WTF?!


Inserts Pussy...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rukishou on September 03, 2007, 04:48:47 PM
^gets a dick.

Puts in a cool manga character.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 03, 2007, 04:56:38 PM
Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg512.imageshack.us%2Fimg512%2F9274%2Fep02san01256ctk8ur3.gif&hash=764e8f05fbc2dbac5b72dfb0996798bb1b46be59) (http://imageshack.us) YES!!!!!

Inserts Dark Vader.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 04, 2007, 04:07:01 AM
Gets Luke.

Puts in
:shoop:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on September 06, 2007, 12:30:54 AM
Gets mass destruction

puts in the idea of communisim
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 06, 2007, 12:33:00 AM
Gets one third of my political rant.

Puts in old iPod mini.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 06, 2007, 01:56:23 AM
Gets a boombox that is indestructible that floats around you playing hardcore house/rave/dance/electronica music nonstop.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 07, 2007, 07:45:07 PM
gets nothing cuz he didn't put anything in.

puts in  :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 07, 2007, 09:45:21 PM
Gets Ejaculation


Puts in Giant Peanut.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 07, 2007, 10:31:36 PM
Gets a Giant Cashew

Puts in a pastrami sandwitch.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 07, 2007, 10:48:41 PM
gets food poisoning

puts in a letter to god
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 01:03:39 AM
Gets a birthday card from Satan.

Puts in a 2008 Presidential Election Ballot with Cthulhu marked down.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 08, 2007, 03:44:24 AM
Gets Cthulhu as President...


Inserts Cthulhu In the Vending Machine again...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 04:26:10 AM
Gets a piece of paper saying "If you throw 2d6 at someone, if it rolls higher than a 1, you can either kill them or kill 2 researchers. If they are a researcher, you can kill 3 researchers."

Puts in a copy of the Necronomicon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 08, 2007, 04:42:47 AM
gets a pillow

puts in Special K
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 04:57:26 AM
Gets Retarded B.

Puts in Mute Math.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 08, 2007, 05:11:02 AM
Gets an F.

Puts in an "I owe you" card.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 05:55:54 AM
Gets a "I want my money NOW!" note.

Puts in a ripped Bible Black DVD. ;9
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: General_Slaye on September 11, 2007, 02:13:07 PM
Gets a new copy of the "Bible Black DVD".

Puts in a "blank DVD".
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 11, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
Gets back a blank DVD. What the fuck do you think I am? a magician?


Puts in sperm sample
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 11, 2007, 07:48:47 PM
You got a kid.

Puts in a Feather Fan.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 11, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
Gets the machine spraying sperm all over you.

Instead of putting something in, I will now proceed to kick the machine as hard as I can.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 12, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Instead of giving you something the vending machine grows wheels and a snow plow, rams you and continuously runs over you head.



PUts in world peace
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 12, 2007, 03:52:28 PM
Nothing comes out of it.

Puts in nothing.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 12, 2007, 04:41:40 PM
Gets everything.


Inserts movie ideas.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 12, 2007, 05:19:26 PM
Doesn't hear back from vending machine.

Inserts orphan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 12, 2007, 05:37:32 PM
Gets Naphro

Puts in Britney Spears.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 13, 2007, 02:28:02 AM
Gets John Lennon. o.O

Puts in SNOW PATROL.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hatstand on September 13, 2007, 08:23:49 AM
Gets a snowmobile

puts in an old sock and a cat5 cable
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 13, 2007, 05:26:08 PM
gets an invention that uses pulleys to transport socks.

Puts in a laser pistol
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 13, 2007, 09:02:03 PM
Gets silenced laser pistol.

Puts in nymphet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 13, 2007, 11:00:49 PM
Gets a nympho.

Puts in Trent Reznor.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 14, 2007, 07:18:00 AM
gets something associated w/ Trent Raznor.

Puts in homosexuality
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 14, 2007, 07:25:49 AM
Gets Twix

Puts in Arshes
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 14, 2007, 12:33:52 PM
you get a bad RMXP game

puts in Opera
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireBallZero on September 14, 2007, 03:40:09 PM
Gets radio

puts in 100 mesos
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 14, 2007, 04:04:36 PM
gets 100 pesos

puts in metal
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 14, 2007, 04:22:10 PM
gets Solid Gear

put in the pop-tart I'm eating
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 14, 2007, 05:02:47 PM
you get the pop-tart that you already ate...

puts in lappy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on September 14, 2007, 09:31:02 PM
you get the compy 386

*puts in a smoothie*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 14, 2007, 11:40:55 PM
Gets back Montozuma's revenge. (The smoothie contained Mexican water.)

Puts in SPARTAAAAA!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 14, 2007, 11:43:31 PM
Gets 4CHAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNN


Puts in a violin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lord Dante on September 15, 2007, 01:43:00 AM
Gets a Cello. AN ELECTRIC Cello.

puts in a nintendo DS
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 15, 2007, 02:11:57 AM
Gets PSP

Puts in Pedobear.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 15, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Gets Paedophillia Police. And Chris Hansen, he will be there too.

Puts in YOUTUBE.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lord Dante on September 15, 2007, 02:26:49 AM
Gets a racist, poorly written comment.

puts in a thermal nuclear weapon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 15, 2007, 02:33:57 AM
(YES)

Gets another Tom Clancy game.

Puts in the EA board.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 15, 2007, 02:41:24 AM
gets bored

puts in a lottery ticket
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 15, 2007, 02:53:39 AM
Gets Horatio.

Puts in a  :mex: named Horhay.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2007, 09:42:39 AM
Gets a  :bean: named Yahroh

Puts in 3 white snowballs and one yellow one.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 15, 2007, 04:04:44 PM
Gets some christmas movie nobody liked.

Puts in Silent Hill.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 15, 2007, 06:17:32 PM
Gets some scary movie nobody liked

Puts in Owen Wilson
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 15, 2007, 06:48:34 PM
Gets Ben Stiller

Puts in a Grand Piano
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2007, 08:45:50 PM
Gets Elton John

Puts in Lara Croft.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 17, 2007, 01:30:57 AM
Gets Ferenn.

Puts in Deliciously_Saucy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 17, 2007, 01:31:56 AM
Gets Blizzard

Puts in Dwarra
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 17, 2007, 01:32:54 AM
Gets "what's a"

Puts in butt.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 17, 2007, 01:42:27 AM
Gets a "Why?"

Puts in a "Chicken Thigh."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 17, 2007, 05:59:49 PM
gets a whole chicken.


Puts in heart, still beating.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 17, 2007, 06:03:51 PM
gets a medical license

puts in car keys
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 17, 2007, 06:10:37 PM
gets run over by the car zooming out of the machine

puts in solar energy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 17, 2007, 06:13:00 PM
gets hard to come by energy.

Puts in sunglasess
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 17, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
gets
 (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffinalcars.blog.playersrepublic.fr%2Fimages%2Fmedium_cloud_strife_03.jpg&hash=92b1095881b0926106304b12cc85a9cdcd5b4bc4)


Puts in :bean: bean-cuffed to :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 17, 2007, 07:26:25 PM
Gets a bunch of angry mexicans.

Puts in Bush.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 17, 2007, 07:38:38 PM
Gets Dick (Cheney).

Puts in Zhuge Liang.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 17, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
Gets Black Shadow with a fancy hat and a feather fan.

Puts in Kong Ming.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on September 17, 2007, 10:23:22 PM
You get something that looks like a baseball...Probably a mini bowling ball.

*puts in a Light Saber*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 17, 2007, 10:28:22 PM
Gets a Sith Saber and an injection of midichlorian


puts in LEGO pieces
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 17, 2007, 10:36:45 PM
Gets horny LEGO men.

Puts in BZO.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 17, 2007, 10:43:02 PM
Gets Extra Access.

Puts in respect.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 17, 2007, 10:45:23 PM
gets a lack thereof

puts in chuck norris
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 17, 2007, 11:45:54 PM
Gets a roundhouse kick.

Puts in DNA.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 18, 2007, 12:37:41 AM
gets Mewtwo


puts in moo's avatar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 18, 2007, 01:13:52 AM
gets legs

puts in moo's avatar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 18, 2007, 01:22:51 AM
gets what I got cuz it's the same thing

puts in CSI kit
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 18, 2007, 06:52:01 AM
Got Navy CIS kit.


Puts in a rusty sword.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 18, 2007, 03:17:47 PM
Gets back a sword polished to a sleek shine with a hint of lemony freshness

Puts in Old Spice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 18, 2007, 07:38:58 PM
Gets Body Wash.

Puts in fingerprints.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 18, 2007, 07:55:18 PM
Gets conviction.

Inserts a confession.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 18, 2007, 08:33:33 PM
Gets thread.

Puts in string.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 18, 2007, 08:36:20 PM
Gets sword.

Puts in bouncy ball.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 19, 2007, 07:19:11 AM
Never gets it back, it's too fun and the vending machine has decided to keep it.

Puts in a a visa
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 19, 2007, 03:34:30 PM
gets rejected.  Mastercard only!

Puts in Collateral Damage
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 19, 2007, 08:46:02 PM
gets sued for the amount of damage

puts in five gold rings (got that song stuck in my head :S )
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 19, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
Gets 4 calling birds.

Puts in 3 French hen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on September 19, 2007, 11:39:15 PM
Gets a full stomach

Puts in a 10 minute long song
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 20, 2007, 12:02:19 AM
Gets Mars Volta.

Puts in muzak.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 20, 2007, 12:21:59 AM
Gets elevator.

Puts in reasons to love me...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 20, 2007, 05:00:12 AM
gets AWKWARD

puts in the NHL
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on September 20, 2007, 02:39:50 PM
Get teeth knocked out

puts in bomb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 20, 2007, 02:42:17 PM
gets an arab

puts in bleach (the liquid)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 20, 2007, 07:27:50 PM
Gets clean clothes.

Puts in Bleach (the manga)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 20, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
gets a bottle of bleach wearing a shinigami robe.

Puts in obecity
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 20, 2007, 08:44:45 PM
Gets "Billions Served".

Puts in reasons to hate me...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 20, 2007, 09:21:45 PM
gets AWKWARD.

Puts in America.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 20, 2007, 11:30:24 PM
Gets a C-average leader.

Puts in carrot...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 20, 2007, 11:46:34 PM
Gets an A average leader

Puts in Night Vision Goggles
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 20, 2007, 11:47:42 PM
Gets a very happy peeping tom.

Puts in guts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 20, 2007, 11:51:05 PM
gets sausage

puts in cranial fluid
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 21, 2007, 12:23:25 PM
gets intelligence in a can

puts in a paper shredder
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 21, 2007, 07:26:23 PM
gets rid of all his homework and a few important papers

puts in a BB gun
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 21, 2007, 07:48:36 PM
Gets an M16.

Puts in Desert Eagle...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 21, 2007, 07:59:50 PM
gets a headshot!

puts in a Multi-Kill
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 21, 2007, 09:05:08 PM
gets a ??? from me, gets killed by the machine

puts in RuneScape
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 21, 2007, 10:25:32 PM
Gets tons of 10-14 year old kids (99.99999% guys) running around asking for gold.

Puts in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 21, 2007, 10:57:38 PM
Gets Younger Books VI: Creation.

Puts in 404 ERROR
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 21, 2007, 11:58:16 PM
Gets a down RMRK server.

Puts in FREEBIRD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on September 22, 2007, 12:55:50 AM
Gets broken Guitar Hero controller

Puts in Guitar Hero III pre-order
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 22, 2007, 05:20:21 AM
Gets a Halo 3 pre order instead.

Puts in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 22, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
gets M'Aq!

Puts in N3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 22, 2007, 11:44:11 PM
Gets wtf?

Puts in C4
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 23, 2007, 12:01:28 AM
gets milk duds

puts in a chainsaw
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 23, 2007, 12:45:23 AM
gets massacred

puts in cellphone
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 23, 2007, 02:52:34 AM
Get's a 50/50 written Stephen King novel.

Put's in the faded reminants of the Rep System.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 23, 2007, 11:36:12 AM
Gets Rep: +68/-67

Puts in DE 2
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 23, 2007, 06:04:55 PM
Gets Septembers POTM.

Puts in Black Light Burns.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 23, 2007, 07:20:38 PM
Gets a guy who has no idea what that is.

Puts in giant rock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 23, 2007, 07:25:33 PM
Gets a hard place.

Puts in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Light_Burns
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 23, 2007, 07:29:09 PM
Gets a guy who now finally knows what that is.

Puts in blank CD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 23, 2007, 07:31:49 PM
Gets a blank CD, what am I, some sort of computer?

Puts in
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Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 23, 2007, 07:35:50 PM
Gets "The Passion"


Puts in bowl of rice.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 23, 2007, 08:33:03 PM
Gets Rice Ball...

Inserts Pasta!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 23, 2007, 08:34:05 PM
Gets fat italian mobsters.

Puts in  :kashii:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 23, 2007, 08:44:05 PM
Gets AIDS

Puts in RMRK
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 23, 2007, 09:02:32 PM
Gets http://rmrk.net/index.php

Puts in salad.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 23, 2007, 09:07:27 PM
Gets Julius Caesar.

Puts in infinity.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on September 24, 2007, 02:45:09 AM
Gets everlasting gobstoper

puts in ? (pie)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 24, 2007, 08:21:47 PM
gets 3.1415 etc. etc.

Puts in cancer (the crab)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 25, 2007, 01:26:21 AM
Gets AIDS (the disease)

(I bet you were expecting Cancer, wern't you?)

Puts in Hitler.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 25, 2007, 03:34:54 AM
Gets Saddam. (fair tradeoff)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lominisio on September 25, 2007, 03:38:29 AM
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.

Puts in my friend's little sister.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on September 25, 2007, 03:47:20 AM
Quote from: Lominisio on September 25, 2007, 03:38:29 AM
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.

Puts in my friend's little sister.
Gets back a little sister without her virginity.

Puts in a an iPhone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 26, 2007, 07:29:14 AM
Gets an official iToilet with some iShit in it

Puts in a webcam
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 26, 2007, 08:28:21 PM
Gets "fr33 sneaky video" spam.

Puts in fried chicken.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 26, 2007, 10:30:19 PM
Gets a negro.

Puts in SPARTA!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 27, 2007, 02:34:01 AM
Gets Three-Hundred Spartans!!!!!!!!!!!!


Insters Nine-Thousand!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on September 27, 2007, 05:30:27 PM
Gets NINE THOUSAND SPARTANS!

Puts in 9/12
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on September 27, 2007, 09:45:55 PM
Gets this: http://www.newsgaming.com/games/index12.htm (http://www.newsgaming.com/games/index12.htm)

Puts in 645 anime girl pictures.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 27, 2007, 10:03:49 PM
Gets masturbation.

Puts in Fair to Midland.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Irock on September 27, 2007, 10:21:24 PM
Gets one less sucky band

Puts in a pubic hair
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 27, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
Gets a test that had the pubic hair placed on it after the guy screamed and ran.

Puts in a fgtrock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 27, 2007, 10:57:50 PM
gets Irock

puts in the quote in moo's sig
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on September 27, 2007, 11:00:26 PM
Gets a GTFO Meme...

Inserts Giant Peanut.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on September 28, 2007, 12:02:04 AM
Gets giant elephant.

Inserts me saying "WTF HOW IS THAT A MEME??!!?!?"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on September 28, 2007, 01:08:47 AM
Gets Longcat

Puts in Tacgnol.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 01, 2007, 03:12:08 PM
gets a weird sounding medicine

Puts in paracetamol
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on October 03, 2007, 02:29:58 AM
Gets a weird sounding bacteria.

Puts in that disgusting stuff on Moo's mirror.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on October 03, 2007, 02:50:54 AM
Gets a broken vending machine.

Repairs machine, collects the payment for my job well done, and inserts my earnings of $20.00, to get...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on October 03, 2007, 06:37:56 PM
a free day with Naru.

Puts in Lady Butterfly.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 04, 2007, 01:16:42 AM
Gets a Dead Lady Butterfly...


Inserts Nightwolf...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on October 04, 2007, 02:30:09 AM
Gets child who burns animals

Puts in a dead Bill Gates (stop making sucky games dammit)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on October 04, 2007, 03:43:42 PM
Gets Microsoft.

Puts in Paris Hilton
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on October 04, 2007, 04:52:48 PM
gets a whore XD

Puts in sideburns
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on October 05, 2007, 01:23:46 AM
Gets an amish community

Puts in "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on October 07, 2007, 12:10:27 AM
Gets "Up without the Health" by Tranquility

Puts in a lobotomy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 11, 2007, 09:52:34 PM
Gets icecream. >_>
I put in a planet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 13, 2007, 03:15:33 AM
Gets Milky Way....



Inserts BanisherofEden...>_>;;;
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on October 13, 2007, 03:18:34 AM
gets loli.


Put's in Across the Universe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 13, 2007, 03:20:19 AM
I crawl out

I then crawl back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 13, 2007, 03:28:31 AM
Gets D.A.S With Jappy Doll.

D.A.S. Goes Back With Jappy Doll...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on October 14, 2007, 12:54:42 AM
gets...nothin, ;9

Puts in another crappy chick flick
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on October 21, 2007, 06:47:59 PM
Gets "Clueless"

puts in rum
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on October 22, 2007, 01:49:06 AM
get an empty bottle

puts in :tpg:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 24, 2007, 03:58:15 AM
Gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg152.imageshack.us%2Fimg152%2F3630%2F1159397034357ed3tn7.jpg&hash=0607470b1f2f737d5a2610e385a444a9e4d221ab) (http://imageshack.us)

Puts in (0.0)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on October 24, 2007, 04:14:36 AM
gets (v.v")

puts in my pants
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 24, 2007, 04:21:35 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg136.imageshack.us%2Fimg136%2F490%2Fnegima54xs3ly8.gif&hash=424073ce6dd2199a65839325c3133ed5e39890d0) (http://imageshack.us)
Gets Panty Revolution

Inserts  Chicken Soup!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on October 24, 2007, 04:22:42 AM
gets turkey soup

inserts  :mad:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 24, 2007, 04:31:24 AM
Gets
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg90.imageshack.us%2Fimg90%2F8326%2F1179128422131lr4.png&hash=3da473a9e330428397a2c4eea0d6ebfb376739b8) (http://imageshack.us)

Inserts Giant NAMKCOR Mecha
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on October 24, 2007, 04:34:35 AM
Gets giant Megaman X Mecha

Inserts my Bankai
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 24, 2007, 04:40:27 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg149.imageshack.us%2Fimg149%2F1676%2Fluckystar1akira12jz8yt6.gif&hash=ea3e3f9681f614a7760a1c999ae69aac724fefe0) (http://imageshack.us) I get a Kon...


Inserts Shinigami.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on October 24, 2007, 04:41:21 AM
gets a Hollow

inserts shoes
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 24, 2007, 04:45:15 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg149.imageshack.us%2Fimg149%2F4949%2Fluckygif1el4ps1.gif&hash=f95c988169de00a0d16f5180e97ae06e6e9a8f72) (http://imageshack.us)
Gets the Shoe Song D=

Inserts A Pair of Broken Scissors.


(And I'm off to sleep)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 02, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Gets lefty scissors(nobody uses these :mad: )

I make a PARADOX and insert the vending machine into itself
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 03, 2007, 12:27:59 PM
Gets confused

Inserts google.co.uk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: garygill on November 03, 2007, 10:58:36 PM
Receives google.ca

Puts in Ernie's pants.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on November 04, 2007, 12:56:38 AM
Recieves a paper saying "As your attorney I advise you to put your pants back on."

Puts in Animefan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: garygill on November 04, 2007, 01:23:46 AM
Receive pointless sub board! =­D

Insert  :huge:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 04, 2007, 02:28:30 PM
gets
 :mex:

insert  bad :police:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 04, 2007, 03:43:01 PM
^Gets a good  :police:

Inserts a worm.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 04, 2007, 03:45:25 PM
gets a  :seafood:

inset a cow
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knight Rider on November 04, 2007, 07:55:02 PM
gets a burger

puts in Probotector
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 04, 2007, 08:23:38 PM
gets R2D2 and C3PO

inserts darth vather and a  :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 04, 2007, 08:29:06 PM
Gets a Mexican version of Darth Vader shaped like a bean.

Inserts a wad of gum.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 04, 2007, 08:40:02 PM
gets a bubble

insert a rocket
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on November 04, 2007, 08:49:48 PM
gets a cucumber

inserts chocolate milk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 04, 2007, 08:55:49 PM
^Obtains a white watch with brown spots.

Inserts a picture of the number 6.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on November 04, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
gets 6 threefold and 6

inserts a ventriloqusts dummy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Redwyn on November 04, 2007, 09:07:18 PM
/\ Gets Gallagher (Comedian + the guy who smashes watermelon)

Puts in his left hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on November 04, 2007, 09:12:49 PM
gets left hand out of machine (not attached to arm)

puts in  :police:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 04, 2007, 09:34:52 PM
get's super kamikazie watermeloen

inserts ziggie boegie doog wee bomb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on November 04, 2007, 10:21:36 PM
Get's a pimp.

Puts in a blond bimbo with big breasts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 05, 2007, 05:02:14 AM
gets a bitch

puts in a question
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 05, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Gets the answer to life.

Puts in  :mad:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 05, 2007, 07:32:56 PM
gets a  ;D

puts in €1
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 07, 2007, 12:41:09 AM
Gets $1.4558 US dollars

Inserts candy bar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 07, 2007, 12:57:57 AM
Gets the empty wrapper.


Inerts a bottle of paint.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on November 07, 2007, 01:29:46 AM
gets a suspicious looking milkshake

inserts a Canadian Dollar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 07, 2007, 05:03:10 AM
gets a can of cola

inserts :o ???
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 07, 2007, 11:05:21 PM
Gets 8) ::)

Inserts
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: garygill on November 07, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
You insert nothing and receive nothing

Inserts negative one.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 07, 2007, 11:26:30 PM
Gets a positive one.

Inserts a Healing Herb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 08, 2007, 05:06:54 AM
gets a poisening herb

inserts a F22
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 08, 2007, 03:37:47 PM
Gets a car
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 08, 2007, 05:09:34 PM
Gets a slap

Puts in an AK-47
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 08, 2007, 05:26:01 PM
gets a bb gun

inserts bomb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 11, 2007, 01:48:27 AM
No more machine... ;9

Builds a new one

Inserts the old ashes
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on November 11, 2007, 05:14:32 AM
Gets charcoal.

Inserts Santa(!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 11, 2007, 11:09:42 AM
gets precent

insert robot
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 12, 2007, 01:16:30 AM
gets confused

inserts pen island
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 12, 2007, 04:58:38 AM
get's empty pen

insert's manga
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 12, 2007, 03:44:26 PM
(he doesn't get it ;9 )

Gets Animefan

Puts in Animefan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 12, 2007, 06:19:01 PM
Gets...

...


... :-\


Puts in what I just got
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 12, 2007, 06:27:19 PM
gets  :tpg:

inserts golf ball
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 12, 2007, 06:30:09 PM
Gets four

Puts in Golf flag
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 12, 2007, 06:30:59 PM
gets green

inserts golf club
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 14, 2007, 12:40:00 AM
Gets a bent club and angry screaming

Inserts worries
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on November 14, 2007, 01:56:44 AM
gets happy

inserts green theme
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 14, 2007, 02:44:19 AM
gets a new orange theme

inserts orange juice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 14, 2007, 05:00:53 AM
gets cola

inserts pineapple
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 14, 2007, 04:09:00 PM
Gets banana

Inserts shoe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 14, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
gets a foot

insert noob
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 15, 2007, 01:39:32 AM
Gets a 1337 hacker.

Insters a glue stick.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 15, 2007, 05:03:12 AM
gets 2 peces of paper glued together

inserts owkiep
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bunktown207 on November 15, 2007, 09:13:24 AM
......gets confused by owkiep, forgets to put anything in vending machine....

gets arrested for damaging the vending machine....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 15, 2007, 05:44:10 PM
get puted in jail
owkiep = kowpie

inserts kowpie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 15, 2007, 06:40:17 PM
Gets back bagged kowbie.

Inserts a clean sock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 15, 2007, 06:42:38 PM
gets durty sock

inserts nitro
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 16, 2007, 06:09:38 PM
Mysteriously disappears

Inserts pipebomb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 16, 2007, 06:31:50 PM
get's shit

clean's up machine

retry inserts hentai
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 16, 2007, 06:47:59 PM
^ Gets a CD with said Hentai on it.


Inserts a Cup of coffee and a doughnut.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 16, 2007, 07:39:41 PM
get's a empty hommer simson cup

inserts empty cup
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 16, 2007, 07:43:03 PM
Gets back empty cup, NICE TRY! >=(

Puts in lawnmower
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 16, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
gets  mowed grass

inserts damm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on November 17, 2007, 01:50:28 AM
gets map

inserts compass
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lominisio on November 17, 2007, 01:55:03 AM
Gets a dull magnet

Inserts Animefan's complete collection of anime chicks
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on November 17, 2007, 02:39:03 AM
^ Gets a book of said pictures  :bean:

Inserts headphones.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on November 17, 2007, 02:47:23 AM
Gets iPod!

Inserts doPoD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 17, 2007, 02:49:51 AM
Gets MP3

Inserts Raw Cabbage
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 17, 2007, 09:48:27 AM
get noting

inserts fish
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on November 17, 2007, 12:35:39 PM
Gets squid.

Inserts rusty anchor.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 17, 2007, 01:19:00 PM
gets ship


inserts helicopter
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on November 19, 2007, 02:45:18 AM
gets the NAVY Firescout

Inserts EPIC WIN
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 19, 2007, 05:10:06 AM
gets confused

inserts question: what happened to blizzard were is he?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Leventhan on November 19, 2007, 10:49:39 AM
gets the answer

inserts chaosproject
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 19, 2007, 04:35:10 PM
get's unfinished game

inserts question again: why did he quit
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 22, 2007, 12:34:44 PM
Gets: Go and ask someone else

Inserts Levethan...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 22, 2007, 06:17:54 PM
get's wtf

insetes donkey
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on November 22, 2007, 06:36:59 PM
Gets ass.

Inserts Buttocks.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dark_Koji on November 24, 2007, 03:36:36 AM
Gets poo

Inserts vacuum (??)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 24, 2007, 04:15:56 AM
get's dust

insert machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: garygill on November 24, 2007, 05:43:18 AM
Gets vending

Inserts inserts
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 24, 2007, 09:20:25 AM
get's get's

insetrts hentai
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on November 24, 2007, 10:42:27 AM
gets Loli...

Puts in coca-cola
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 24, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
get's sisi

inserts bad joke about 2 vises in a bowl bla bla bla
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on November 24, 2007, 10:52:20 AM
gets a clever oun...

puts in my cat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 24, 2007, 10:53:21 AM
get dog

inserts car
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on November 24, 2007, 11:59:57 AM
gets tank

puts in duke nukem
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 25, 2007, 12:53:26 AM
Gets Duck

Inserts Ink
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: eternal_renegade on November 25, 2007, 01:01:53 AM
gets squid

puts in dentures
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Revo on November 25, 2007, 01:10:48 AM
Gets Laanneicm, The Final Idiot Master of the Word

Puts in Oreo cookie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 25, 2007, 10:39:03 AM
got eaten cooky

inserts
sliding text
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on November 25, 2007, 02:26:40 PM
Gets
not sliding text

Inserts magazine ::)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 26, 2007, 05:11:45 AM
get read magazine

inserts donald duck (himself not the magazine)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 28, 2007, 01:23:20 AM
Gets Mickey Mouse

Inserts Stone
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on November 28, 2007, 05:06:06 AM
get's diamand

inserts picaktu
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 01, 2007, 05:01:01 AM
Gets Killed Pikachu and a Grammar Nazi

Inserts Lolicon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 01, 2007, 07:28:19 AM
gets this is a vending machine not kill the person above you paper


inserts superman
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Savarast on December 02, 2007, 05:47:04 AM
gets a Githyanki


Inserts a Baby Dragon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 02, 2007, 09:30:52 AM
gets spiro

inserts mario
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on December 02, 2007, 01:57:37 PM
Gets :luigi:

Inserts two girls and one cup.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 02, 2007, 01:59:34 PM
gets dead persons and a lot of shit

inserts good hentia comics
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on December 02, 2007, 02:04:50 PM
Gets Animefan.

Inserts bugs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 02, 2007, 02:06:01 PM
gets bug tester

inserts cheats
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on December 02, 2007, 10:37:42 PM
Gets gamefaqs.com

Inserts PHP
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Savarast on December 03, 2007, 04:27:07 AM
Gives you a codebook of PHP

Inserts a Parrot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 03, 2007, 04:59:16 AM
gets turtle

inserts inspecter gadget
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on December 03, 2007, 01:25:10 PM
gets chief wigggam

Inserts Dog porn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 03, 2007, 05:16:25 PM
gets horse porn

inserts wii
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Savarast on December 03, 2007, 11:20:41 PM
gets roller coaster

puts in carnivorous plant.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Code Geass on December 04, 2007, 02:43:45 AM
get herbaceous plant

insert Gundam figure
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Knownot on December 04, 2007, 03:36:22 AM
gets human Figure...

Inserts penis..
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 04, 2007, 04:50:35 AM
gets pussy

inserts horce :donkey: :donkey: :donkey: :donkey: :donkey:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 06:10:23 PM
gets horce poop


Inserts cement truck...

[cause my vending machine is fucking huge]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 06:47:44 PM
gets vending maching broken by cement

repayrs it

inserts books
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 06:53:48 PM
gets recycled paper



inserts chair...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 06:54:57 PM
gets burned chair

inserts ash
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 07:58:07 PM
gets a brand new chair

inserts a spoon...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 07:58:40 PM
gets knive
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 08:11:05 PM
get's nothing


inserts baby blood in a cup...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 08:12:43 PM
wtf

get arest warrend

insert's the insert i forgot and this insert fish
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 08:27:53 PM
you get nothing and then you get chum


inserts the arrest warrant...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 08:29:59 PM
gets bad  :police:

inserts good  :police:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 08:31:38 PM
get's 2 goods back and i steal one.

inserts a potato...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 07, 2007, 08:32:37 PM
gets chips

inserts chips
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 07, 2007, 09:17:38 PM
Gets Potato Juice


Iserts The Two Towers and a pack of Chipmunks with Protection Gear.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 11:06:03 PM
gets, LoTR: Return of the Chipmunk King, in HD.


Inserts a rug...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:03:06 AM
krijgt nederlandse taal

ik stop er een trein in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 04:06:09 AM
i don't know what you said so... you get an english translator


inserts a pillow...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:07:30 AM
Quote from: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:03:06 AM
krijgt nederlandse taal

ik stop er een trein in

it means
dutch language

inserts train

new one
gets bed

insertsbang
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 04:08:21 AM
gets gun

inserts RMRK.net...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:09:17 AM
gets hbgames.org


inserts me
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 08, 2007, 04:16:47 AM
Gets a Kick-ass RObot Worm

Inserts Dwarra
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 04:19:48 AM
gets
Spoiler for:
"Biography

Join date: September 7, 2005
Aliases: Kairo
Dwarra showed up and before long became accepted into the community. He quickly became known for his skill at mapping in RPG Maker. After he joined The Dark Masters Guild, he was recommended to be the Mapping Group leader. He declined thisposition, but still wanted to help map, and help others improve on their mapping.

He also seemed to have a knack for knowing where a topic should go and putting a stop to arguments. He did this so well, he was made a moderator in a very short time, within 2 months of his arrival, alongside HaloOfTheSun and Silverline, or as he was known then, therophster. Dwarra was well known for his skill at producing maps, and maps and guides were often requested from him.

Later, after he claimed he was leaving, he came back in the form of a new member: Kairo. Only a select few, such as blueXx new this was dwarra, and to the majority of the forums, this was just someone new.

Not too much after this he revealed himself as dwarra, and then resumed his old account, this time without moderator priveliges.

As A Moderator
Shortly after the new mods were given their status, they were given global moderator status. It was often said that dwarra abused his power. This often caused debates in the forums, as members were upset that their topics were locked, claiming it was done unfairly. Many of the members still felt he was fair, and was doing a great job.

Later though, he became bored with the forums, and resigned from his position. After doing so he wasn't so nice to fellow members anymore, and became disliked by most. This is how he is often remembered, and is why he was nominated in the Hero To Zero category in the 2006 RMRK Awards.

Personality
Dwarra has left his mark; he worked hard to keep the forums in order but also found time to be one of the funniest members around.

Community Involvement

Forum Activity
Dwarra's involvement at RMRK has declined somewhat; often leaving for months at a time. Lately, though, he's been seen around the Spam forum.

Drama
Same as above.

2006 RMRK Awards
Dwarra was nominated in the following categories:

Best RPG Maker User (Graphical)
Hero To Zero
He placed 1st in the Hero to Zero category. His nomination and victory here is due to his bad attitude in the latter part of his involvement as an active member, but there are still members there who enjoy his presence, and still find him humorous.

2007 RMRK Awards
dwarra was nominated in the following categories:

Best Veteran
Most Missed Member
Lamest Running Gag"

inserts computer...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 08, 2007, 04:24:10 AM
gets cd

inserts cd
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 08, 2007, 04:26:49 AM
Gets DVD

Inserts DVD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 04:27:32 AM
gets matchbox twenty remix w/daft punk featuring linkin park and eminem live in concert dvd... [really...how awkward would THAT be...]

inserts       :flash:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 08, 2007, 04:33:50 AM
Gets  :blizj:

Inserts Musketeer with a Mexican Beany and a Michael Jackson Dance Steps Book
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 05:17:42 AM
gets awkward


inserts my avatar...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 09, 2007, 07:31:57 PM
gets waza

inserts lol  ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 09, 2007, 10:37:02 PM
gets 'DAMN  :mad:'



inserts  :kashii: ...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 09, 2007, 11:42:49 PM
Gets hand job.

Inserts  :chocobo:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 12:22:12 AM
gets  :zidane:

inserts a leather jacket...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 12:29:36 AM
Gets Squall Leonhart.

Insert myself.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 12:56:15 AM
gets a taco


inserts the sun...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 01:11:11 AM
The entire vending machine melts and you are unable to find out what you got.

Inserts double headed quarter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 02:55:00 AM
the machine spits it back at you cause it doesn't accept double headed quarters

*gives Zylos a normal quarter


inserts jolly rancher...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 03:04:04 AM
Gets empty wrapper.

Inserts a furry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 03:07:51 AM
Gets prickly

inserts prickly...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 10, 2007, 05:01:33 AM
gets a choped of penes and a sausage

insert balls
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 05:35:37 AM
gets a condom



inserts  :savepoint:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 10, 2007, 10:24:51 AM
gets
:blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj: :blizj:


inserts-> t h i s  t e x t
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 04:02:38 PM
gets    t h i s   t e x t


inserts   v
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 04:41:37 PM
Gets ^

Inserts a vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 10, 2007, 05:13:21 PM
gets a black hole

inserts star trek enterprice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 05:17:09 PM
Gets Captain Kirk bobble-head.

Inserts (CENSORED).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on December 10, 2007, 06:12:06 PM
Gets porn.

Inserts Anime
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 06:17:14 PM
Gets hentai.

Inserts hentai.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on December 10, 2007, 06:18:24 PM
Gets porn.

Inserts Ozzy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 08:04:26 PM
gets santa


inserts rudolph...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 10, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
gets flashing nose

inserts the stargate
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 08:41:23 PM
gets a gould [sp?]


inserts MadTV...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 08:49:42 PM
gets MadTV disease.

inserts cow.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on December 10, 2007, 09:47:41 PM
Gets Mastermoo

Puts him back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on December 10, 2007, 10:37:44 PM
Gets me again.

Puts me in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TeaBag on December 10, 2007, 11:02:28 PM
gets shaken all about
puts in British television
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 11:32:29 PM
Gets mastermoo's evil twin.

Inserts a game token.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 11, 2007, 03:16:48 AM
vending machine transforms into a pinball machine for my turn therefore preventing me from putting anything into except another game token, but i don't have one, so after this it's a vending machine again  ;9
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 11, 2007, 09:59:37 AM
gets scotty


insert atlantice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 11, 2007, 02:09:37 PM
gets mermaids



inserts  :fred:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 11, 2007, 02:18:16 PM
gets :wtf:

Inserts unfinished homework.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 11, 2007, 03:51:33 PM
gets fineshed home work

were is blizzard
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 11, 2007, 11:22:25 PM
He's trapped in the vending machine.

Inserts tissue.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 12, 2007, 04:01:57 AM
gets booger


inserts an airplane...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 04:58:56 AM
Gets snakes.

Inserts Metal Gear Solid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 05:19:10 AM
gets master chief

inserts halo
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 12, 2007, 05:25:33 AM
gets halo 4


inserts slave
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 05:27:12 AM
gets R2D2

inserts C3P0
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 05:29:00 AM
Gets Jar Jar Binks.

Inserts Jar Jar Binks head.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 12, 2007, 05:29:41 AM
gets a trophy


inserts beyonce
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 05:30:08 AM
gets kiled beyonce

inserts yoda
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 05:32:15 AM
gets yogurt.

Inserts Schwartz.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 05:34:00 AM
get jamed radar

insert dotmatrix
or bark
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 12, 2007, 05:36:30 AM
gets darkrix



inserts the history channel
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 05:38:21 AM
gets zzzzzzzzzz.

Inserts pillow.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DarkWolf on December 12, 2007, 06:27:37 AM
Zylos gets a wet dream

Inserts her heart, a button and some pocket lint
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 01:51:43 PM
Gets his heart, a zipper, and some belly button lint.

Inserts Mysterious Goo.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 02:00:25 PM
get unmiserius goo

inserts my verry hairy dog
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 12, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
Machine gets clogged with hair and breaks before anything falls out.

Inserts Draino Clog Remover and midget repairman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 12, 2007, 03:42:30 PM
gets mario

inserts bowser
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 13, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
Gets Eggman.

Inserts Sonic.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 13, 2007, 03:01:42 PM
gets tails

inserts egg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 13, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
gets man

inserts woman
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 13, 2007, 04:49:21 PM
gets peach

inserts yoshy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 13, 2007, 10:24:22 PM
gets yossy (who's probably thinking "How the hell did I get in here?")

Inserts  :spam:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 14, 2007, 02:10:59 AM
Gets RAM

Inserts Waste
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 14, 2007, 05:12:38 AM
gets food

inserts car
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 14, 2007, 07:22:00 AM
gets battery

inserts car alarm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 14, 2007, 02:23:21 PM
gets remote for the alarm

fending machine now has alarm!!

inserts 1 dollar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Get's George Washington's false teeth.

Inserts two dollar bill.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 14, 2007, 04:56:42 PM
Gets Hooker

Inserts Curves
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 14, 2007, 05:09:17 PM
gets ???

inserts ???
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 14, 2007, 07:16:55 PM
gets  :tpg:

inserts :@
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 07:19:56 PM
gets  :kill:

inserts  :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 14, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
gets  :bean:

inserts  :froghat:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on December 15, 2007, 04:42:30 AM
gets  :dickcheney: :dickcheney: :dickcheney: :dickcheney:


inserts  :shoop:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 15, 2007, 09:32:49 AM
gets   :'(

inserts  :-*anime
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 15, 2007, 09:11:29 PM
Gets Animefan

Inserts my sig.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 15, 2007, 10:34:44 PM
Gets a copy of Shining Force for the Game Boy Advance

Inserts a copy of Mario Party Advance.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on December 16, 2007, 03:18:42 AM
Gets Super Mario Sunshine

inserts general discussion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 16, 2007, 06:21:18 AM
gets private chat

inserts Blizzard's former avatar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Code Geass on December 16, 2007, 07:10:25 AM
Gets Blizzard's brain in a jar

inserts taco
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 16, 2007, 07:19:03 AM
Gets a tortilla.

Inserts a slice of ham.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 16, 2007, 11:12:04 AM
get ham sandwitch

inserts rare candy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 16, 2007, 01:52:17 PM
Gets rare candy wrappers...*burb*

Inserts my telephone number.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 16, 2007, 02:19:29 PM
gets a private call by a girl xxx :o


inserts xxx
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 16, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
Gets Vin Diesel.  ;)

Inserts this thread.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 16, 2007, 03:06:56 PM
gets anser

inserts harp porn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on December 16, 2007, 03:39:00 PM
gets hentai

inserts  :tpg:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 16, 2007, 08:55:49 PM
Gets  ::)

Inserts :-\
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 17, 2007, 05:05:49 AM
gets  ;)


inserts  :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lavata on December 17, 2007, 03:59:41 PM
Gets  :mad:

Inserts  :'(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 17, 2007, 04:26:33 PM
gets  :police:

inserts  :=:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 20, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
gets ??????


inserts mmoga
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 20, 2007, 11:49:26 PM
Gets MMORPG.

Inserts Guild Wars.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 21, 2007, 12:37:42 AM
Gets  :mad:

Insert Dwarra
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 09:02:22 AM
gets elf

inserts link
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Link on December 21, 2007, 09:49:38 AM
Get's Me O_O

Inserts Navi >_>
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 09:53:02 AM
gets zelda

inserts black
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 21, 2007, 04:14:12 PM
gets white



inserts blanket...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 04:15:22 PM
gets pillow

inserts bed
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 21, 2007, 04:52:11 PM
gets an insomniac

inserts sleep potion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 21, 2007, 04:53:17 PM
Gets sleeping bag.

Inserts can of spam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 06:44:21 PM
gets spam mail

inserts supper spam
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 21, 2007, 08:06:43 PM
gets either...lunch spam? or a lot less super spam...lol


inserts a green bean
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
ggets red bean

inserts ugly cat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 21, 2007, 09:56:31 PM
Gets robot797's cat.

Inserts  :kk:.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 09:59:09 PM
gets empty candy package

inserts bottle full with rumm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 21, 2007, 10:11:19 PM
Gets a Thank You card from Jack Sparrow.

Insert my tail.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 21, 2007, 10:22:38 PM
gets a burned down tail

inserts a robot (not me)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 21, 2007, 10:29:16 PM
Gets Wall-E.

Inserts my poor burnt tail.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 22, 2007, 01:49:00 AM
gets rich frozen ears!


inserts my super awesome resource package...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 22, 2007, 02:27:12 AM
Gets hug for making life easier.

Inserts credit for resources.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 22, 2007, 02:59:18 AM
gets lots and lotsa resources

inserts   :blizj:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 22, 2007, 03:06:52 AM
gets (https://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/bigflaghj1.gif)

Inserts holy hand grenade.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 22, 2007, 03:13:16 AM
[side note: OH HOLY CRAP! hahahaha nice smiley]

get's arlen


inserts black knight
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 22, 2007, 08:02:51 AM
gets with knight

inserts super cow
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 22, 2007, 10:20:07 PM
Gets holy cow.

Inserts holy crap.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 23, 2007, 02:08:03 AM
Gets super cow.

Inserts band-aid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 23, 2007, 02:30:09 AM
vending machine transforms into optimus prime and for somereason cuts you up and shit



inserts chill pill
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 23, 2007, 10:28:27 AM
gets relacst vending machine

inserts  :kasheep:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 23, 2007, 10:33:27 PM
Gets sleepy...

Inserts ZZZZzzzz...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 24, 2007, 03:08:47 AM
gets a punch in the face *WAKE UP!*



inserts *SORRY!!*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 03:10:51 AM
Gets apology accepted and a bill for my broken shades.

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shapepostcards.com%2Fimages%2FPostcard_photos%2FFood%2Fwhiskey_bottles.jpg&hash=303c2d4d90a2658647bfd39d082fdc0f35c46566)

Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 24, 2007, 03:14:29 AM
gets (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F1214853%2F2%2Fistockphoto_1214853_empty_bottle.jpg&hash=14914805cae52010bdc7fffc73eafd4dbdeb58cd)


inserts  drunk santa                  [oh god ppl edit mah shitzorz LOL, that picture made me laugh then barf a little in mah mouth]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 24, 2007, 08:58:18 AM
gets shemale haters

inserts puke  :djang:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 12:47:41 PM
The vending machine short circuits and you get nothing.

*hires mechanic to fix vending machine quickly*

Inserts my old high school report card.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 24, 2007, 12:51:56 PM
Quote from: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 12:47:41 PM
The vending machine short circuits and you get nothing.

*hires mechanic to fix vending machine quickly*

Inserts my old high school report card.

You get J.P McPuffenmyer.

I put in nouman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 12:57:31 PM
You find where Blizzard's been hiding!

Inserts Rhode Island.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 24, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
You get me. ^_~

I have sex with zylos, we have a baby and I put it in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 01:23:35 PM
Gets the baby back 18 years later, and we now have to pay for its college tuition.

Inserts scholarship money.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 24, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
gets books

inserts books
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 24, 2007, 04:09:36 PM
get's paper!

inserts a pen
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 24, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
gets empty pen and a heap writed papers

inserts news paper
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Gets all the latest news of yesterday.

Inserts tomorrow's paper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 24, 2007, 10:54:18 PM
*waits until today*

gets today's newspaper


inserts (https://rmrk.net/src/chat.gif)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 11:19:31 PM
Gets (https://rmrk.net/src/online.gif)

Inserts "Midnight - Enter the Survival Horror (DEMO + M7 Scene)" thread.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 25, 2007, 12:59:13 AM
You Get this link - \( >_>)/ (http://rmrk.net/index.php/board,66.0.html)

I insert (https://rmrk.net/Themes/fields/images/pr0n.gif).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 25, 2007, 02:35:44 AM
gets  NO ACCESS

inserts a super cool picture of awesomeness and stuff
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 25, 2007, 02:58:54 AM
Gets picture of me!

Inserts "Harry Potter 6: The Half-Blood Prince" on DVD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 25, 2007, 03:16:37 AM
Quote from: Zylos on December 25, 2007, 02:58:54 AM
Gets picture of me!

Inserts "Harry Potter 6: The Half-Blood Prince" on DVD.

Gets the 7th harry potter book.

I insert a dollar-fifty.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 25, 2007, 04:47:46 AM
Gets 50 yen.

Inserts a machete.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 25, 2007, 09:40:45 AM
gets the future

inserts the past
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on December 25, 2007, 09:19:39 PM
gets a machette


inserts your mom
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 25, 2007, 10:42:26 PM
Gets your face.

Inserts your mom's face.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 25, 2007, 11:25:12 PM
Gets coupon for some makeup.

Inserts makeup.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 26, 2007, 09:57:46 AM
gets make up bag

inserts super sheep
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 26, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
Gets super sweater.

Inserts a note with the words "Happy Boxing Day!" on it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 26, 2007, 01:06:27 PM
gets blue eye

inserts woot ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 26, 2007, 01:13:45 PM
Gets link to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day.

Inserts request for a band-aid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 26, 2007, 01:16:33 PM
gets a band-aid

inserts star trek voyager
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 26, 2007, 01:36:51 PM
gets William Shatner.

Inserts Leonard Nimoy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 26, 2007, 02:43:52 PM
gets i don't know him

inserts garfield
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 26, 2007, 05:42:04 PM
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Nimoy.

Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 26, 2007, 06:52:10 PM
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield).

Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Arbuckle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Arbuckle).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 27, 2007, 03:06:12 AM
Gets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davis_%28cartoonist%29

Inserts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 27, 2007, 04:30:21 AM
You get - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSmwMYaMWY

I insert - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjOG6BVRf5Q&feature=related
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 27, 2007, 05:44:36 AM
Gets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUq8B3HG3c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUq8B3HG3c)

Inserts [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedGXCprDxY (http://[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedGXCprDxY)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 27, 2007, 07:19:40 AM
You get [url][http://wvvw.googIe.conn/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=291&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8]

I insert the moon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 27, 2007, 07:26:16 AM
Gets the Sun.

Inserts Uranus.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 27, 2007, 07:45:11 AM
Gets a 2nd grade joke.  :=:

I insert
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 27, 2007, 09:00:13 AM
gets nothing (no insert)

inserts insert
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 27, 2007, 10:28:08 AM
Gets remove.

Inserts dinner.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 27, 2007, 01:45:08 PM
Gets a movie.

Inserts pizza.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 27, 2007, 01:57:52 PM
gets burp

inserts pie dish
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 27, 2007, 02:01:17 PM
Gets 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 on a plate.

Inserts calculator.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 27, 2007, 02:02:16 PM
gets it back in 1000 peaces

inserts glue
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 27, 2007, 02:04:01 PM
The item you would have gotten is stuck inside the machine thanks to your glue.

Inserts glue removal solution.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 27, 2007, 02:07:12 PM
gets unclouged machine

inserts gramar book tingy

Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 28, 2007, 04:17:49 PM
Gets happier forum.

Inserts underpants.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 28, 2007, 04:29:51 PM
gets a fine for not wearing clotes

inserts cow
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 28, 2007, 04:38:50 PM
Gets mad cow disease.

Inserts Mad TV.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 28, 2007, 06:44:28 PM
gets a bited of arm


inserts your arm peace
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 28, 2007, 10:08:44 PM
Gets a peace symbol.

Inserts a monkey paw.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 29, 2007, 08:07:46 AM
gets monkey ball

inserts banana
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 29, 2007, 08:11:39 AM
Gets banana split.

Inserts ice cream.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 29, 2007, 04:19:03 PM
Gets Vanilla icecreme.

Inserts Sea-Salt icecreme.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 29, 2007, 07:37:53 PM
gets  :djang:

inserts strawberry icecream
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 29, 2007, 09:19:40 PM
Gets blackberry icecream.

Inserts elderberry icecream.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 30, 2007, 03:22:42 AM
Gets a DVD of Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

Inserts the Holy Grail.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 05:58:09 AM
Gets the Holy Grail (HELL YEA)

Inserts a fake holy grail (I wont be needing that anymore haha, been trying to get that sucker for years!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 30, 2007, 06:40:14 AM
Gets a fake Goblet of Fire.

Inserts a DVD of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 30, 2007, 08:27:28 AM
gets madgic wand

inserts drawn to live
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 30, 2007, 03:20:18 PM
Gets Kirby: Canvas Curse.

Inserts Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 05:03:19 PM
Gets hefty fine for downloading illegal GBA roms.

Inserts GBA.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on December 31, 2007, 02:19:43 AM
Gets Game Boy Color.

Inserts Game Boy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 02:43:53 AM
gets game boy

inserts game gear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on December 31, 2007, 10:57:41 AM
gets ds

inserts the R4 for the ds
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 02:35:27 AM
Gets a note asking what an R4 is.

Inserts New Year Countdown.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 01, 2008, 04:31:14 AM
Gets a note saying that the countdown is 1 and a half hours from now (central time).

Inserts a calender for 2008.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 01, 2008, 10:19:30 AM
gets old calander for 2007

inserts happy new year

ps (the R4 is a DS game flash card)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Gets empty bottle of Mateus from last night.

Inserts plea for hangover cure.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:04:33 PM
gets headache

inserts vomit.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:09:03 PM
The machine returns your vomit to you.

Inserts first breakfast of the new year.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:11:46 PM
takes half eaten doughnut


inserts my soul
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:14:00 PM
Gets free ticket to hell.

Inserts ticket to heaven.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:16:13 PM
takes 561 empty pages from a notebook

Inserts 561 page essay on why I should be allowed to go to heaven.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:18:28 PM
Gets proof that essay graders really don't care about what's written in an essay, only how it's written.

Inserts philosophy book.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:20:00 PM
gets essay failed note from heaven.

inserts my theory on why inserting my soul into a vending machine sent me directly to hell.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:26:47 PM
Gets the diary of Ben Stein.

Inserts a temporary soul replacement.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:30:12 PM
hey you got 2 things lol.

inserts the rest of the bleach episodes

gets every episode of  death note for my own personal viewing pleasure in hell.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:37:29 PM
Quote from: dominicko on January 01, 2008, 06:30:12 PM
hey you got 2 things lol.

This is why guys shouldn't multitask.

You get a free camera to take pictures of hell (to prove it exists).

Inserts extra film.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:59:38 PM
gets camera

inserts pictures of my mother, Satan (who is actually Tom cruise.), Sadam Husseins lookalike who was actually hung, and Osama Bin Laden, (we all know those tapes are old ones)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 02, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
gets picture frame

inserts digital photo screen
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: BlackPaint on January 03, 2008, 12:57:06 AM
Gets roll of rare 33 1/3 mm film.

Inserts Zune.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:36:01 AM
Gets an old record player.

Inserts an old Beach Boy record.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: BlackPaint on January 03, 2008, 04:38:03 AM
Gets a new 'Sounds Of Summer' Beach Boys CD.

Inserts self.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 03, 2008, 09:57:48 AM
gets infinceble blue paint

inserts kirby and the canvas curten
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 03, 2008, 10:06:53 AM
Gets a letter from HAL Laboratory Inc., saying there's no such game as Kirby and the Canvas Curtain, but included is a copy of Kirby: Canvas Curse.

Inserts a copy of Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 03, 2008, 10:08:04 AM
gets sorry ans kirby mouse attack

inserts mario and luigie supperstar saga
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 03, 2008, 10:14:39 AM
Gets Hotel Mario for the Philips CD-i.

Inserts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1BH3H0bQpc&feature=related.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 03, 2008, 10:21:08 AM
gets lol

inserts funny sound
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 01:18:34 PM
Gets a fart machine.

Inserts a fog machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 03, 2008, 01:48:45 PM
gets verry foggy world

inserts icecube
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 01:51:09 PM
Gets O'Shea Jackson.

Inserts the movie Anaconda.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:01:08 PM
Gets a real Anaconda

Inserts Britney Spears
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:03:57 PM
Gets a fembot.

Inserts Austin Powers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:09:28 PM
Gets Mojo

Inserts old woman with a walking stick. Every time she puts that stick on the ground it almost makes the earth tremble. You can hear her coming for miles.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:11:24 PM
Gets my fat old grandmother.

Inserts my sig.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:12:41 PM
Doesn't get it back

Inserts HIV
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:17:25 PM
Gets it returned to you in the form of AIDS.

Inserts cure for AIDS.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:19:42 PM
Gets AIDS to see if it works

Inserts pH1 acid
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:23:03 PM
The machine melts on the inside and you are unable to find out what your item was.

Inserts midget repairman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:25:14 PM
Gets leprechaun

Inserts beard
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:26:15 PM
Gets the fat bearded lady.

Inserts Spaceballs reference guide.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:31:03 PM
Gets balls ripped off and shot into space :)

Inserts mug of hot coffee
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 03, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
gets empty mug back

inserts mickey mouse
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 11:50:38 PM
Gets free trip to disney world.

Inserts free trip to disney world.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: BlackPaint on January 04, 2008, 02:26:21 AM
Gets 'Bottled Fun'

Inserts 'Bottled Disappointment'
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 08:27:21 AM
gets glass full with sadness

insert  glass full with sadness

Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on January 04, 2008, 09:15:08 AM
Gets a Bottle of Emo


Inserts Bottle of Emo
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 09:19:49 AM
gets wtf

inserts lol
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 12:53:33 PM
Gets  :lol

Inserts  ;9
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
gets  ;D

inserts  ???
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 01:29:59 PM
gets :m:

inserts :luigi:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 01:32:03 PM
gets  :wiggle:
inserts :hammer:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 01:35:06 PM
gets :gameboy:

inserts :gba:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
gets  :ds:
inserts :wiiw:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 04:42:03 PM
gets  :wiimote:

inserts  :dalton:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 04, 2008, 04:57:11 PM
gets wtf

inserts omg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Gets God.


(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff138%2Fpythonorbit%2Fterry%2520gilliam%2Fmeaning%2520of%2520life%2Fgod.jpg&hash=e66d67bcf370f7e1f39fcf37ed58a470cdc083ff)


Inserts square Earth.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 04, 2008, 09:27:38 PM
Gets a painting of Christopher Columbus.

Inserts a painting of Ponce De Leon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 10:05:16 PM
Gets Puerto Rico.

Inserts Cuba.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on January 05, 2008, 02:41:59 AM
Gets drugs

Inserts blood diamonds
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on January 05, 2008, 08:55:32 AM
Gets Black Diamonds

Inserts Giant Nose-man
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 05, 2008, 12:48:00 PM
Gets Midget Nose-man.

Inserts Caro Ru Lushe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: robot797 on January 05, 2008, 06:17:58 PM
gets who

inserts worm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 05, 2008, 06:47:46 PM
Gets fish.

Inserts hook.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on January 27, 2008, 01:18:08 AM
Gets a rod.

Inserts a furry philosopher.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 27, 2008, 01:22:33 AM
Gets Aristotle.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa4%2FAristoteles_Louvre.jpg%2F200px-Aristoteles_Louvre.jpg&hash=d9709b0e8b102168d9b307ca04d077ca5ce969f7)

Inserts Socrates.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa4%2FSocrates_Louvre.jpg%2F200px-Socrates_Louvre.jpg&hash=2c1f9082805e244909e79e17269f55d1082e335e)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 27, 2008, 07:07:24 PM
Gets Socratic problem.

Inserts Plato.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: droginator on January 27, 2008, 07:11:02 PM
Gets a dinner plate.

Inserts salad fork.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Redwyn on January 27, 2008, 07:16:01 PM
Gets a bunny rabbit.

Inserts a vial of dragon blood.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on January 27, 2008, 07:19:16 PM
Gets an angry dragon.

Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fclapperboard1.jpg&hash=807df22d3f78544424bc8c90be85ccd5964ca5a8)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 06, 2008, 11:12:57 PM
You get a good movie :D

*inserts* :wiimote:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on February 06, 2008, 11:14:10 PM
Gets  :gameboy:

Puts in  :kill:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 06, 2008, 11:59:20 PM
Gets (https://rmrk.net/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=423.0;attach=10356;image)

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/im_off.gif)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on February 07, 2008, 12:05:52 AM
gets :aryan:

inserts penis.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 07, 2008, 03:33:14 PM
Gets circumsized.

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Ffatshyguy.gif&hash=a9840e46f100bc9fc1980391a0ab9896e21e2955)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 07, 2008, 06:10:39 PM
Gets  :moar:

Inserts  :stick:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 08, 2008, 03:40:43 AM
gets :rk:

inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fzylos_wink.gif&hash=b71d7ed3df708ac357c2dbdb8ea5ebeff0d3ea3f)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 10, 2008, 04:20:38 AM
You get free anime :D

*inserts Zylos*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 10, 2008, 08:41:14 PM
gets (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/donator.gif)

inserts (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/pr0n.gif)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 12, 2008, 06:24:36 AM
Gets Caro Ru Lushe

Inserts Sparta Laser Hammer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
You get a Star Wars lightsaber cheese knife :D

*inserts a Wii*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 12, 2008, 08:05:57 PM
Gets over-used bathroom joke.

Inserts PS3.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 08:12:14 PM
You get a PS2

*inserts a TV Remote*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 12, 2008, 08:30:20 PM
Gets remote mine.

Inserts RV remote.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 13, 2008, 02:24:03 AM
Gets TV


Inserts <3 Arrow-One Doll.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 13, 2008, 02:34:01 AM
Gets Edgeworth doll.

Inserts Zylos plush doll.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on February 13, 2008, 09:47:15 AM
Vending machine coughs up a furball

Inserts soul
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 15, 2008, 11:23:32 PM
Gets laughed at by the devil inside the machine.

Inserts holy water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on February 16, 2008, 09:51:48 AM
Gets nothing because the holy water broke the machine

Inserts repair kit
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 17, 2008, 03:02:10 AM
You get something broken  ::)

Inserts a soda
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on February 23, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
Gets pop.

Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgclassics.com%2Fshrines%2Fsnes%2Fff6%2Fimages%2Fcharacters%2Fsetzer2.jpg&hash=feedf0a23e114fb5fb48c8b9c293d7e301341792)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Polraudio on March 27, 2008, 05:37:43 PM
Gets Falcon

Inserts profile
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on March 29, 2008, 12:28:53 AM
Gets profile (http://rmrk.net/index.php?action=profile).

Inserts
 :nazid:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lein on March 29, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
Gets a +rep

Inserts Zylos
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2008, 05:13:53 AM
Quote from: Zylos on March 29, 2008, 12:28:53 AM
Gets profile (http://rmrk.net/index.php?action=profile).

:O



Gets rm skills


Inserts  :mex:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lein on March 30, 2008, 11:34:05 AM
Gets  :bean:

Inserts
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg301.imageshack.us%2Fimg301%2F4048%2Flolololnu0.jpg&hash=9b3d4ff95a580956152bae4ef53c256cf7d74862) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kokowam on March 30, 2008, 11:37:34 AM
Gets asdflhavgewltkhavlkdhvbalkehtvalkwhetvalkwhevtlahveltakhestvlakhwevtlakhewtvlawhevtalweht valwehvtalwehtvalwhetvalwjhetvlajwhvetaljhvewljthvawljhetvaljhetvaljhevtaljwhvetaljwhvetl jahvweltjhvwaeltjhvwaeljthvwaelthwalwjhte

Inserts gibberish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on March 30, 2008, 12:00:41 PM
Gets Gdawg420.

Inserts translator.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 03, 2008, 05:54:53 AM
Gets  :bean: +  :kashii: =  :mex:

Inserts a young, asian sweatshop worker.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 04, 2008, 10:45:30 PM
Gets an old, asian sweatshop worker many years later.

Inserts a used condom.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
Gets raped by the machine.

Inserts a broken banana and a carton of milk.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 06, 2008, 09:55:42 PM
Gets a banana split.

Inserts cake.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sophist on July 06, 2008, 10:11:12 PM
Gets lies

Inserts Clipped toenails
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 10:47:13 PM
Gets them back along with glue.

Inserts KFC.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 07, 2008, 11:34:30 AM
Gets :kfc:

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_pizza.gif&hash=75a12dcfff25bb90ef532635ef17c0332ff6f87b)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 07, 2008, 02:35:02 PM
Gets a pizza made out of an artic fox.

Inserts a scythe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 07, 2008, 10:36:11 PM
Gets a coupon for 20% off black robes.

Inserts Salsa Verde Doritos.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 09, 2008, 02:41:46 PM
Gets diarrhea.

Inserts my penis.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 09, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
Gets a sperm refill.

Inserts car.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 12, 2008, 12:13:35 PM
Gets an axle.

Inserts a broomstick.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 12, 2008, 12:20:29 PM
Gets a golden snitch.

Inserts an endless sea of Zylos Smilies.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on July 12, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
gets alot of matted fur


inserts Revolution DeathSquad by DragonForce
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 12, 2008, 12:48:18 PM
Gets several miles of static.

Inserts several hours of static.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 13, 2008, 11:27:28 AM
Gets a broken radio.

Inserts a knot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on July 13, 2008, 02:25:20 PM
gets a horny dog

inserts barak obama's ear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 13, 2008, 05:31:22 PM
Gets blood.

Inserts guts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 14, 2008, 12:02:58 PM
Gets bravery metaphor.

Inserts sexual innuendo.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 17, 2008, 12:25:48 PM
Gets a scandalized-looking grandmother.

Inserts a sultan.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 20, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
Get's an evil adviser named Jaffar.

Inserts west098.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rune on July 20, 2008, 11:12:50 PM
Gets an awesome unbelievably bad game.

Inserts one of Zylos' personalized smilies.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on July 22, 2008, 03:18:27 PM
gets a photobucket account

inserts metal oxide and aluminum
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 23, 2008, 10:49:18 AM
Gets acid and aluminium.

Inserts a Glaceon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on July 31, 2008, 06:21:59 PM
Gets Leafeon.

Inserts Nintendo DS.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on July 31, 2008, 11:29:59 PM
Gets Dr. Kawashima.

Inserts The fundamentals of physics textbook.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on August 03, 2008, 05:34:19 PM
Gets a very simple universe.

Inserts several cookie ingredients AND NO EGGS

WHO GETS REFERENCE >.<
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on August 11, 2008, 11:13:22 AM
Gets reference.

Inserts porn.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on August 14, 2008, 11:50:48 PM
gets this: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,28860.msg360292.html#msg360292

inserts  :bean:.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on August 15, 2008, 11:21:18 AM
Gets an overly-used smiley often posted by noobs for no reason.

Inserts mah phone number.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on August 15, 2008, 11:49:49 AM
gets your address, full name and social security #

inserts queen victoria's royal family jewels
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on August 17, 2008, 09:11:40 PM
Gets arrested for grand larceny.

Inserts broken computer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on August 17, 2008, 09:49:11 PM
Gets a computer insurance.

Inserts keygen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Grafikal on August 17, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
Gets every RPGM for free.


Inserts the downfall of World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Forty on August 18, 2008, 12:43:44 AM
Gets thousands of retards climbing out of their houses and basements

Inserts an epic mount
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on August 18, 2008, 04:12:18 AM
gets an extraordinary amount of gold then blows it all on dwarven ale

inserts a corrupted mp3 file
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on August 18, 2008, 10:54:43 AM
Gets corrupted MP3 player.

Inserts random url.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on August 19, 2008, 04:42:55 PM
Gets mystery link (http://random.yahoo.com/bin/ryl).

Inserts pirate flag.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on August 19, 2008, 04:54:02 PM
Gets the booty.

Inserts furry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Sabre_of_Pain on September 02, 2008, 11:18:16 AM
gets yiffy

inserts yaoi
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 07, 2008, 01:22:09 AM
Gets erection.

Inserts erection.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on September 07, 2008, 01:52:54 PM
Gets denied. Sorry zylos.


Inserts a copy of spore.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 07, 2008, 06:57:18 PM
Gets an awesome video game!

Inserts $2.47
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 08, 2008, 04:14:45 AM
Gets a message saying that you are $.03 short.

Inserts $.03.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 10, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
Get's $.03 back becuase vending machines do not accept pennies.

Inserts a two dollar bill.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DeathLock~ on September 10, 2008, 04:15:48 PM
Gets tax.

Insert mother earth.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 10, 2008, 04:48:54 PM
Gets father sky.

Inserts blue bird egg shell.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 10, 2008, 07:21:29 PM
Gets homemade Omlets.

Inserts glass of milk.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 10, 2008, 08:02:26 PM
Gets the cow it came from

inserts Ramen
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 10, 2008, 08:04:49 PM
Beefy noodles come out

Puts in Star wars: Knights Of the Old Republic
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 10, 2008, 08:09:15 PM
gets Xbawks

inserts gay condoms
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kaitenshin on September 11, 2008, 01:41:24 AM
gets cherry flavored gay condoms

inserts one skill point
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 11, 2008, 02:29:28 PM
gets Lv5 quadra slash

inserts pringles
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on September 12, 2008, 12:31:44 AM
Gets those weird delectable restaurant-style pringles

Inserts tomato
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 12, 2008, 11:32:05 AM
gets tomatoe

inserts Mac
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 14, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
You get a brand, new computer.

Inserts myself.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on September 14, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
You don't get anything because you are now stuck in the vending machine. Whoops.

Throws in a bungee cord.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 14, 2008, 06:41:51 PM
You somehow pull Shadow out of the vending machine.  :D

Inserts credit card.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 14, 2008, 06:43:32 PM
You get an empty credit card, because I took all your money from the account.

Inserts a twinkie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 14, 2008, 06:47:10 PM
You get a cockroach back.

Inserts the movie WALL-E.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 14, 2008, 07:01:05 PM
You get a good movie.

Inserts the sun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 02:54:31 AM
The machine melts and you get nothing.

Inserts a repairman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 11:28:18 AM
You get a sign telling "Repaired"

Inserts a national german costume.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 02:33:10 PM
you get a Panzer

inserts my av
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:14:44 PM
Gets demonic chinese food.

Inserts semen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
gets a baby in 9 months

inserts crab meat, cream cheese, a hint of lemon juice, and some chopped onion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:47:37 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 15, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
gets a baby in 9 months

Oh shi... o_o


Gets a happy vending machine with a full belly.

Inserts nothing for fear of hurting the baby.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 03:49:53 PM
gets the baby anyway

inserts tofu-tumor
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 05:34:50 PM
Gets tofu-cancer.

Inserts Kamelots latest album
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 05:37:57 PM
gets Elis' latest album

inserts charmandasaur
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv259%2Fpsycho-mantis%2FCharmandasaur.png&hash=5af9b465db66d3a8c6b4218eaebca5b50f458dcd)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 05:40:01 PM
Gets a burning vegetable.

Inserts Bucks Fizz
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 05:42:18 PM
gets POWERTHIRST, FIZZBITCH!

inserts my hand
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 05:44:19 PM
Get a scrambled egg.

Inserts a brown carpet shark.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 05:55:08 PM
gets a white carpet shark

inserts a bucket of water
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 05:59:25 PM
Gets a glas of juice.

Inserts 1000 roses.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:07:13 PM
gets 10000 thorns

inserts unsolved rubik's cube
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:08:25 PM
Gets a solved rubik's cube

Inserts a fake smiley.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:13:17 PM
gets a real smiley

inserts .mkv file
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
Gets a .exe file

Inserts Robin Williams
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:18:24 PM
gets the ghostbusters

inserts MEXCELLENT
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:22:28 PM
Gets TNELLECXEM

Puts in some Swedish meatballs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:24:29 PM
gets faggots

inserts :moopost:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:26:03 PM
Gets  :range:

Inserts a cheese.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:27:41 PM
gets gas

inserts happiness
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
Gets sadness.

Inserts lust.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:30:17 PM
gets abstinence

inserts wankers
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:35:43 PM
Gets more wankers

Inserts Ireland
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 06:48:08 PM
gets calm tempered people with respect for authority

inserts ???
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 15, 2008, 06:49:52 PM
Gets an unanswered question.

Inserts Senhore Do Mar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 17, 2008, 02:55:59 PM
Gets a confused otter...   ???

Inserts a piece of paper asking "What is Senhore Do Mar?"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 17, 2008, 07:13:34 PM
Gets a paper with the translation.

Inserts a blood sauce
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ezel on September 17, 2008, 07:45:46 PM
Gets a vampires' sputum

Inserts Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 17, 2008, 07:57:38 PM
gets a burger from McDonalds

inserts the random box
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 19, 2008, 02:02:57 PM
Gets a happy meal.

Inserts one red apple.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tSwitch on September 19, 2008, 02:03:52 PM
gets one blue Apple

inserts tl;dr
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 19, 2008, 02:54:24 PM
Gets an overly long winded post about how life is not fair and other forms of :baww:

Inserts Senhore Do Mar, now that I know what it is.  :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 19, 2008, 10:01:02 PM
Gets a very good ESC song.

Inserts  :mad:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 19, 2008, 10:06:52 PM
Gets  ;9.

Inserts (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_frown.gif&hash=1a08cb7256edf51b8203a781ba1d5e487420eee8).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: The Shadow on September 19, 2008, 10:20:43 PM
Gets  :dalton:

Inserts a box of strawberries
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on September 19, 2008, 10:29:35 PM
Gets a jar of jam :3


inserts mah copy of "after the gold rush"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on September 28, 2008, 07:03:38 PM
Gets "Before the Gold Rush".

Inserts  :kashii:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on October 01, 2008, 05:13:45 PM
You got the inside of the machine all sticky.  :P

Inserts a kleenex.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on October 01, 2008, 08:00:14 PM
My head comes out. I blow my nose and i say thank you, it kind of sucks when you're stuck in a vending machine and your nose is stuffed and there is nothing to blow it upon.

I slink back into the vending machine. technically i'm inserting myself. or at least my head.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: CartoonFan on October 01, 2008, 08:04:54 PM
Gets hair dyed.

Inserts shoe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on October 04, 2008, 05:39:05 AM
Gets a boot to the head.

Inserts a lifetime supply of icecream.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on October 04, 2008, 04:59:47 PM
Gets a happy vending machine.

Inserts whip cream.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on October 06, 2008, 12:26:52 AM
gets hair cream

Inserts money equal to all of the days i have not logged on to RMRK
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on October 10, 2008, 07:41:53 PM
Gets money equal to all of the days that you were logged on to RMRK.

Inserts a plea to have his total time logged in reset to exactly 1 day.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on October 10, 2008, 09:29:16 PM
Your reply comes out as no, and you get a facepalm bean.

I insert a plea for arrow to make the facepalm bean  ;8

Spoiler for:
Although i'm not sure how that would work  :-\
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 10, 2008, 11:58:42 PM
You get and angry midget.

I put in a copy of the Qur'an.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Mica on October 11, 2008, 02:31:33 AM
Gets kicked in the balls by Barack Obama.

Inserts peanut butter on a spreading knife.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on October 26, 2008, 06:37:26 PM
Gets a spoonful of jelly.

Inserts a spoonful of sugar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kathryn on October 26, 2008, 06:40:02 PM
You get the sugar back, with medication

BECAUSE A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOOOOOWWWWWNN

I insert my newly unearthed scanner (woo.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zylos on November 07, 2008, 03:20:23 AM
Gets inspiration to revive the forum games!

Inserts CPR equipment.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lemonpie on September 28, 2010, 10:16:05 PM
The vending machine explodes

Gives vending machne a friend because he's lonely.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lemonpie on October 11, 2010, 01:49:28 PM
You get nothing.
I put in 30$
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: FireLupine on October 12, 2010, 11:30:25 PM
Gets a nice, fancy jacket.

Inserts a 2GB flash drive.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 24, 2010, 06:44:21 PM
gets a broken toy car

inserts a new toy car :P
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lemonpie on October 29, 2010, 09:50:23 PM
You get $1.00.

Inserts that $1.00 which I stole from you. Sorry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on October 30, 2010, 02:46:14 PM
Gets an autoghraphed copy of Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits.

Inserts a Han Solo action figure.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 04, 2010, 11:34:27 AM
gets a real light saber

inserts the star wars video game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 04, 2010, 08:19:12 PM
Gets the first season of Code: Lyoko on DVD

Inserts a stocking full of lard.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 05, 2010, 02:41:01 PM
you get butter

inserts eggs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 12, 2010, 05:50:11 PM
gets an autographed copy of the Odyssey

inserts a gila monster wearing a tutu
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 18, 2010, 06:03:18 PM
gets the gila monster back,wants to have the tutu :P

inserts a barbie doll from my annoying sister
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 18, 2010, 08:30:01 PM
Gets a Dogde Dart.

Inserts a bowl of tzatziki sauce.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 19, 2010, 05:45:20 AM
gets a bowl with ketchup

inserts mayonaise
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 26, 2010, 03:33:40 PM
Gets a Rueben sandwich, no Thousand Island.

Inserts a Condeleeza Rice action figure.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 27, 2010, 10:13:58 AM
gets Barbie

inserts Ken
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 27, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Gets a copy of "Milk" starring Sean Penn.

Inserts a labrador retriever.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 27, 2010, 10:28:27 PM
get a bulldog

inserts UNDERDOG!!! ^-^
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on November 27, 2010, 11:57:30 PM
Gets a concrete cast of Bio's penis.

Puts it back in, fast!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on December 05, 2010, 06:51:35 PM
gets an origami pikachu

inserts an origami suicune
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: EvilM00s on December 09, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
Gets a vinyl model of the Orgasmatron from Barbarella.

Inserts a bagful of toenail clippings.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on December 10, 2010, 03:00:22 PM
gets a bag full of toenails(yuk)

inserts a toy eyeball